How Do You Say "LOCK THE HO UP" In French?
For the second time in a month, Parasite Hilton has been caught carrying the good shit by police. UsWeekly reports that officials found less than a gram of weed in Wonky's purse as she made her way through Figari airport on the island of Corsica yesterday afternoon. Wonks was detained for a quick second before she was released back into the wild. No charges were filed, and she continued on to Sardinia, Italy.
Oh, France disappoints me so. They had the chance to quickly pass a law stating that any individual with the government name of Paris Whitney Hilton that is caught with even one marijuana bud must immediately be jailed for the rest of their lives. But I understand. When someone throws a piece of shit into your hands you immediately throw that shit to the next bitch. Wonks is the potato in the world's game of Hot Potato. Hot Pooptato is more like it, actually.
Earlier this month, Wonks was busted in South Africa with a joint. She was also released without charge, because the police determined (aka bitch slipped them a stack of cash) that her friend was the one smoking up and not her.
Wonks has a snatch that could house all of White Oprah's delusions yet she hides her weed in a purse?! I mean, Wonks could grow her own marijuana farm up in there with her hot warts serving as grow lights and she doesn't take advantage of that! "Dumb bitch" is an understatement.
UPDATE: Wonks already denied this shit on her Twatter.
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Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 5:44pm.
Paris has lots of fans she has 2,263,768 followers on her twitter.
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Impressive! That's almost 263,767 more people than Paris has given herpes to.
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 5:46pm.
I'm not deficient of brain cells you are deficient of any better things to do in life! For Sure!
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You forgot to flip your hair, stomp out and slam the door:)
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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I'm not deficient of brain cells you are deficient of any better things to do in life! For Sure!
Paris has lots of fans she has 2,263,768 followers on her twitter. So she wouldn't need to hire or force any assisant. Paris isn't desperate.
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 5:13pm.
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I have everything you mentioned but you're still a moron completely deficient of brain cells, clearly.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:44pm.
HotParisHilton said:
"a bunch of made up bullshit"
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Off topic but your avvie makes me LMAO every time I see it.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
For some reason I can picture Paris " I HAVE NEVER DONE DRUGS" Hilton forcing a lowly, obviously uneducated (HotParisHilton) assistant to type all this trash.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:25pm.
First, this poster has GOT to be trying to get a reaction out of all of us. And yes PARIS--two sips of a margarita will get you a DUI.
**eyes rolling furiously to the back of my head**
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Perhaps if we ignore it, it will go away?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 5:13pm.
I am educated but for you who maybe never were able to afford unlimited texting or let alone a cell phone. Or so maybe is why you are the grammar police? Grammar police officers never get out thats why they are so preoccupied with spelling grammar and consider reading their main hobby. Its okay to read but normally i only do it on long journeys or airplane rides other than that I have a lot more fun things to do.
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Yes. I am so jelly. Cause all I aim for in life is to achieve total fulfillment by unlimited texting and owning a cellphone. Books are for losers. Education is for poor people. Long live the rich and retarded!!! You have more problems than can be addressed on here. Fly somewhere. Like NOW.
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 5:07pm.
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Who mentioned Japan other than you, you raging fuck knuckle?
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See, HerPHilton? THAT's how you insult people using good grammar! AND ask questions! Which I know you like to do cuz it's SO fun! Right after playing with your Littlest Pet Shop, that is!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
I am educated but for you who maybe never were able to afford unlimited texting or let alone a cell phone. Or so maybe is why you are the grammar police? Grammar police officers never get out thats why they are so preoccupied with spelling grammar and consider reading their main hobby. Its okay to read but normally i only do it on long journeys or airplane rides other than that I have a lot more fun things to do.
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 5:07pm.
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Who mentioned Japan other than you, you raging fuck knuckle? Get a grip.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Why is she trying to slither her way back into the media spotlight?
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Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 5:07pm.
Yoda? Who said I was japanese? Take your self to the unfortunate closest resident of Osaka and go eat some carp with your terribly bad odored siblings! Have fun!
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Sweetie, darling, allow me to offer you a bit of advice.
Do not engage in a battle of wits with DListers.
You are ill-equipped to do so and you WILL NOT win.
Smooches.
QBK
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Yoda? Who said I was japanese? Take your self to the unfortunate closest resident of Osaka and go eat some carp with your terribly bad odored siblings! Have fun!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:50pm.
I mean africa why does everything have to be spelled perfect and perfect grammar I got better things in life than a english class competition! bored you are! LoL
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This is what society reaps because of these stupid fucking reality shows. Uneducated twits who idolize some dumb untalented whore who got famous by leaking a sex tape in which she looks like she can't even fuck.
I can't WAIT till 2012. Because if vapid famewhore idolizing twits are our future, we are seriously fucked.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Ok - fuck, dude - I gotta read pretty "open" to understand THAT! LOL! No. Forgive me. If you were any more educated I would be disappointed. This - the way you are - is just perfect:)
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:56pm.
All you are is a massive amount of knackered, covetous,horizontally challenged, exasperating,reeking losers! Get a life!
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THAT`S HOT!!!
Why does it matter? It makes sense if you knew how to read more open!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:50pm.
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The stupid Yoda sibling?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
All you are is a massive amount of knackered, covetous,horizontally challenged, exasperating,reeking losers! Get a life!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:50pm.
I mean africa why does everything have to be spelled perfect and perfect grammar I got better things in life than a english class competition! bored you are! LoL
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Becuz good communication is the key to a healthy society.
DaM, gurl, you axe alotta kestions!
♥ Threadkilla!
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@ HotParisHilton
Insults work better when spelled correctly. You`re, not your, hon. And even then the sentence doesn`t make much sense....
Edited: Yes, things should be spelled correctly. Otherwise you look like a dumbass. Just like your vacant looking role-model there.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by QueenieBK on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:46pm.
Can someone tell me where "africia" is? Because I've never heard of a place called "africia."
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I think it's somewhere near the Bronx, where Shenaynay lives:)
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
I mean africa why does everything have to be spelled perfect and perfect grammar I got better things in life than a english class competition! bored you are! LoL
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:25pm.
Why does she need to get married?
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Becuz she wants to. That's why.
♥ Threadkilla!
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your a bunch of bull crap!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:25pm.
Why does she need to get married? She is happy single is enjoying everyday got to see cute animals in africia and having a blast with her sister and cousins, worked hard for everything. If she wants to get married she will. But some people are more happy single men can be obsessed with controlling people not all but alot. Maybe paris just wants to be free to do her own thing.
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Can someone tell me where "africia" is? Because I've never heard of a place called "africia."
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
HotParisHilton said:
"a bunch of made up bullshit"
Oh my days, there's a Parasite defender? I bet your mother's so proud.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
So what if she wears contacts some people do. and no she didn't wear contacts as a child but she is a natural blonde and never had any surgery as far as the nose pictures you try to post its just from different angles and people change as they get older but she is the most natural celebrity in hollywood she is scared of needles so she would never get surgery. She is a good role model who teaches girls to be comfortable in their own skin.
So the slut has been wearing blue contacts since she was a child? Or the pics are photo shopped? Either way, she is still a liar!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:21pm.
The only thing that happened in 2007 was she had 2 sips of margarita on top of that she was working all day at a photoshoot for her album and was driving right down the street to in and out burger but since her stomach was empty was the only reason she was drunk. But after the cops pulled her over she never drove drunk again the only thing she was arrested for was driving on suspended license but when you have a busy schedule like paris a taxi can't be 5 minutes late. It's not like how Most PEOPLE are stupid and drunk 5 pints of beer and drive home and like other celebrities or people who get arrested once they keep driving drunk. If paris had time to eat eariler she would have never been drunk so SHUT UP!
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First, this poster has GOT to be trying to get a reaction out of all of us. And yes PARIS--two sips of a margarita will get you a DUI.
**eyes rolling furiously to the back of my head**
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Why does she need to get married? She is happy single is enjoying everyday got to see cute animals in africia and having a blast with her sister and cousins, worked hard for everything. If she wants to get married she will. But some people are more happy single men can be obsessed with controlling people not all but alot. Maybe paris just wants to be free to do her own thing.
The only thing that happened in 2007 was she had 2 sips of margarita on top of that she was working all day at a photoshoot for her album and was driving right down the street to in and out burger but since her stomach was empty was the only reason she was drunk. But after the cops pulled her over she never drove drunk again the only thing she was arrested for was driving on suspended license but when you have a busy schedule like paris a taxi can't be 5 minutes late. It's not like how Most PEOPLE are stupid and drunk 5 pints of beer and drive home and like other celebrities or people who get arrested once they keep driving drunk. If paris had time to eat eariler she would have never been drunk so SHUT UP!
You were saying lock her up FOR WHAT? If she doesn't have weed on her than they can't lock her up. If she doesn't break the law she doesn't have to go to jail. Maybe you should go!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 4:11pm.
proof paris is a natural blonde!
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/48784/paris-hilton-gets-out-her-ba...
Some blondes hair darken alittle when they are teens. She is confident unlike you!
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You could buy your hair if it won't grow
You could fix your nose if you say so
You could buy all the make up that man can make
But if you got the herp
And you act like a jerk!
It puts you in the position to look
SO DAMN UNPRETTAY!
PS. SO! When's Paris getting married? :)
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
proof paris is a natural blonde!
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/48784/paris-hilton-gets-out-her-ba...
Some blondes hair darken alittle when they are teens. She is confident unlike you!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by kndall44 on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 2:54am.
Hi Paris, nice laundry list of crap. I'm sure being a "singer" didn't buy your house, and being a "sunglass designer" didn't buy your pink Bentley, and "designing" shoes didn't buy your blue one either. It's rather convenient that you neglected to list PORN STAR because we all know that where you made the big bucks. It's OK to admit you're a whore because then you would get the respect you're so desperately looking for. And don't bring the animals into this - you don't save them - you buy them for accessories and toss them aside like last year's Versace. And if signing autographs is a job, then taking a shit must be a career.
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AHAHHAA, PWNED!!!
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Thanks Haters - That was my comment.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 2:47am.
Submitted by kndall44 on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 2:54am.
Hi Paris, nice laundry list of crap. I'm sure being a "singer" didn't buy your house, and being a "sunglass designer" didn't buy your pink Bentley, and "designing" shoes didn't buy your blue one either. It's rather convenient that you neglected to list PORN STAR because we all know that where you made the big bucks. It's OK to admit you're a whore because then you would get the respect you're so desperately looking for. And don't bring the animals into this - you don't save them - you buy them for accessories and toss them aside like last year's Versace. And if signing autographs is a job, then taking a shit must be a career.
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AHAHHAA, PWNED!!!
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MMMM Talk about jobs in your life??? She has serveral jobs..
1.Model
2.Reality Star
3.Producer
4.Own Clothing Line
5.Fragance line now at number 10 beat that?!
6.Actress
6.Hair Extention designer
7.Singer
8.Owns a Night Club
9.Saves Animals
10.Donates money to childrens hospitals helps children in need look up paris visits kids in Africa proof on google omg!
11. Erase Ms and Breast Cancer Charities
12.Shoe Designer
13. Make up designer
14. Sunglass Designer
15. Host Parties
16. Sign millions of Fans autographs and take pictures with them and help millions gain confidence and never fail to make me smile with her tweets and millions of others and has a great heart and remembers to give back.
Again how many jobs do you have??
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All jobs she wouldn't have had IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER FUCKING WEALTHY FAMILY. If her last name was Smith and she was born and raised in a trailer, do you think this fug face would have EVER modeled?
Her parents wealth opened up the doors to her being known as a party girl which in turn led her to all the endorsement deals that you listed.
Man, I thought the Angeloonies were bad.
Pathetic that a brown eyed, brown haired chick walks through life as a blue eyed blonde.
She must really hate her real features.
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Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sun, 07/18/2010 - 12:44am.
People don't go to jail unless they break the law. You really are desperate aren't you?
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exactly- which is why she went to jail back in 2007. You probably think that was unfair though.
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