The-Dream Wants You To Feel Sorry For Him
Pull out the biggest box of Kleenex you can find, because you're going to need it. And not because The-Dream's statement will make you cry a river full of sympathy tears for him. No, you're going to need all those tissues to make a giant "BITCH PLEASE" sign to put in your front yard for The-Dream to see when he rides by in his waaaaaaaaahmbulance.
Earlier this week, The-Dream announced he was separating from his wife and baby mama Christina Milian after pictures of him rubbing guts with his side-piece crashed onto the internet. The-Dream is now passing around a basket to collect your sympathy. He wrote this open letter on his website:
First I want to thank God for the trials of life, without them we can't know purpose!I would love to tell the truth as to why my relationship wasn't successful, but today that is between me and Christina. Its easy to say that it’s because of another woman or a new relationship but truthfully, IT’S NOT.
I take FULL RESPONSIBILITY for misleading everyone into thinking everything was fine and okay when we knew problems existed for awhile! I wanted to speak up but we decided it wasn't for anyone to know. I would NEVER intentionally hurt a soul and everyone around me knows that! There was so much going on in me and Christina's personal world that I tried to deal with it as delicately as I could and tried to regain my footing. Instead of being direct in order not to cause even more hurt or hurt someone's feelings, I carried the weight in secret (Ed note: We can see that)!
I am Human and people fall in and out of Love all the time... This is Life. Nothing’s promised or perfect, neither am I. I am not proud that I lost something we once had...LOVE! I've always been a Loving Father, Hard Worker, Generous, Stern and Eager to prove myself. My faults are I can be irresponsible and an ass sometimes, but I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER be a malicious person or wish harm to anyone, especially those I love or the mother of my child. I'm sorry for the embarrassment to everyone involved! If there's anyone to blame and you can't fathom this happening, please blame me and me alone for not being upfront! Even though we were trying to overcome personal things between us, I was just simply scared and embarrassed to let everyone know we WERE FAILING and HAVE NOW FAILED!
This is not to justify anything, it’s true emotion! It’s a real thing that involves real people! I've cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I've tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming.
But I was reminded by my MOTHER that I am not "Superman" and its okay to lose sometimes...
This too shall pass! And everything will be fine!
~ Terius Nash ~
Yes, it's obvious he cried for months. He cried into his palms and then smeared his tears all over his peen before sticking it in his piece. When The-Dream just couldn't take it anymore, he tried to smother himself to death in another woman's titties. When that made him stiff in the dick, instead of stiff in the body, he tried to off himself again by sucking on her coochie without coming up for air. So every ounce of sympathy (SPOILER ALERT: None) I have in my body goes to you, The-Dream.
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The Dream is a big time producer. This is the second marriage that failed within the past few years. He should not have cheated!
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This dude is an EXACT copy of my fat gay show choir friend from high school, with darker skin.
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That's a lot of words to write for a bunch of people who don't have the time, concern or inclination to read them. Like me.
Submitted by sonah22 on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 5:17pm.
Sometimes it seems these guys just marry a pretty girl so they can have pretty babies, and then their job is done. And then they can fuck whatever and pray she doesn't get pregnant and embarrass them with an ugly child. It just seems to be all about procreating and creating a pretty set of humans to continue their legacy-another version of Madonna/Whore complex, which is the DUMBEST quality a man can have. And it's ever weirder when it's backwards, like the hot girl will be the side piece. It's as if those types objectify any girl who looks hot. SO weird.
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wow, that makes a lot of sense. I totally agree with you, sonah.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
Wow he writes that as if anyone outside of him, his mom, his babymama, and his new piece gives a shit.
I just cannot take seriously anyone (a grown man, even!) who wants to be referred to as "The-Dream". WTF is it with these stupid made-up names?
In other news, getting married just because you are pregnant is not such a good idea after all. Who would have guessed?
Signed,
The-Bitch
Even if Christina was a bitch, didn't he fucking know that before they were married and had a child? F-u and Whoopi Goldberg for trying to excuse the behavior of obvious assholes. www.thatisnotnews.blogspot.com.
Submitted by angry_secretary on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 2:17pm.
btw, Christina Milian is crazy hot & I don't know what kind of hypnotic dick dance he did to get with her, but DAMN.
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Just because she is pretty doesn't mean she can't be a total bitch in real life.
I thought women are attracted to men based more on personality then looks and with men it's the other way around?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 8:19pm
Don't forget Jimmy Swaggart!
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 8:19pm
Not always. Sometimes you one of the party (like Jessie James for instance) is kinda fucked up and decides to screw up the marriage.
I read this article (I have it somewhere so I've forgotten the details) where a woman was on her way to marry who she thought was a wonderful man. The first night of the Honeymoon, he beat her. It was 5 years later before she had the courage to leave him.
So it's not always a "both sides" sort of thing.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
The Dream... lol this guy's so fug. Silly deluded fatty.
His mother didn't have to remind him that he is not Superman...
he should be reminded every time he looks down at his beer belly and overall obvious lack of physical presence.
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Damn! I didn't know Christina Milian married some douche who calls himself "The Dream" and had a baby. No wonder she seemed to drop off the earth for a while.
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I'm glad his MOTHER reminded him that he is not superman--nice touch but don't they usually bring Jesus and God into these apologies too?
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Submitted by skeptical at best on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 8:20pm.
I also wish people would stop getting hitched just because someone gets knocked up after a few months. Yeah, it's better to be married when you pop a sprog, but better be unmarried and a parent than divorced in less than a year.
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Wow, he started that press release like a true pro. He was probably taking notes from Ted Haggard speech.
I agree that nobody knows what went on between those two. I dislike the idea that people put Christina as the victim only because those pics of him with another girl got published first.
I'm not saying I'm taking his side but we all know that in real life, it takes two to make or unmake a relationship. That shit about always painting the man as the bad guy by default is outdated and doesn't work any more in this century.
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Love you, MK, but that's way to much info about some douche who actually calls himself "The Dream".
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 1:36pm.
I never knew what Christina saw in this guy...
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She saw the two lines on the pregnancy test. That's what. I wish people would stop having kids so early in a relationship. Chances are it's not going to work and then you have a kid being raised in a broken home.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
From wikipedia:
The-Dream said that although he was in love with Nivea, his lack of experience in a family growing up meant he was "not taught how much more than love does it take to run a relationship. Like, 'cause love isn't just where it's gonna end. It can't start and stop with love. There has to be a certain amount of knowledge and patience that's acquired in order to keep it going and keep it straight, and I found out the hard way"
BULLSHIT.
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Sometimes it seems these guys just marry a pretty girl so they can have pretty babies, and then their job is done. And then they can fuck whatever and pray she doesn't get pregnant and embarrass them with an ugly child. It just seems to be all about procreating and creating a pretty set of humans to continue their legacy-another version of Madonna/Whore complex, which is the DUMBEST quality a man can have. And it's ever weirder when it's backwards, like the hot girl will be the side piece. It's as if those types objectify any girl who looks hot. SO weird.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by surely on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 2:37pm.
Ok- in 6 YEARS, this man has been married twice, divorced twice, and had 4 CHILDREN. FAIL! I don't feel sorry for him at all!
-Oh. Okay, I has sense now. NM.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
I couldn't even get to the text. Way too much orange in that photo (and I thought I liked orange!).
The letter doesn't sound to insincere, despite the horrible grammar (and I say this after having to figure out how to spell insincere for about a whole minute lol).
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
No one asked him to explain his nasty behavior. That entire chapter he just wrote makes him look desperate and dumb.
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What's with the random capitalisation???
what is the deal with the hyphen between The and Dream. I could barely make it past that, much less to the rest of that drivel. Your baby is 5 months old, dude. You're a fuck up. You fucked up, got caught, and if you were really trying to work it out you wouldn't be frolicking on the beach with your assistant. And why do guys always bang just whichever chick is nearest to them? What is that shit?
Christina Milian is really cute, I had no idea. What a waste. She's probably going to be really sour about men for a little while.
Submitted by sinjin
He wrote: "... in me and Christina's personal world ..."
If the sentence sounds stupid, it is. (example: "...in me personal world...")
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Me guess is it don't be sounding stupid to he.
I'm going to edumacate this fool on my pet peeve.
He wrote: "... in me and Christina's personal world ..."
You always put the other person's name first before referencing yourself. To know if you have it correct, say the same sentence without the other person's name in it, and you'll know whether to put "me, my, myself, or I". If the sentence sounds stupid, it is. (example: "...in me personal world..."
His sentence should've been "...in Christina's and my personal world..."
Fucktard should've actually gone to English class instead of rolling blunts.
From a hotness perspective, dude really took a left turn when he moved on from this one. Maybe she just looked at him one day and saw him as everyone else does.
christina is way too hot for this loser...
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Ok- in 6 YEARS, this man has been married twice, divorced twice, and had 4 CHILDREN. FAIL! I don't feel sorry for him at all!
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 2:16pm.
I can see capitalizing ENTIRE WORDS for emphasis, but capitalizing Random words Is Just annoying. I remember in "A Million Little Pieces" James Frey capitalized every noun, or something...and it was honestly the most annoying thing in the universe...I couldn't finish it.
Of course, it turned out to be a pack of lies, so it's all good.
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I think you're on to something... maybe weirdly-placed capitalization is the sign that whatever you're reading is a pack of lies.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
I carried the weight in secret (Ed note: We can see that)! - Dream and MK
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LMAO *w/ serious poker face* Bullshit, Dream (lol) - I call your "secret" and raise your "lies" all-in.
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i just saw these two get off the 87 jersey city bus ... seriously, who the hell are they?!?!?!
btw, Christina Milian is crazy hot & I don't know what kind of hypnotic dick dance he did to get with her, but DAMN.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
Submitted by angry_secretary on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 2:12pm.
he has a serious case of gayface if I've ever seen one.
ps - why do all these thug morons sound the same when they attempt to come off as smart? Kanye, I'm looking at you too. wtf @ the random capitalization, overuse of exclamation points and the tween-level skills of putting together a sentence?
I can see capitalizing ENTIRE WORDS for emphasis, but capitalizing Random words Is Just annoying. I remember in "A Million Little Pieces" James Frey capitalized every noun, or something...and it was honestly the most annoying thing in the universe...I couldn't finish it.
Of course, it turned out to be a pack of lies, so it's all good.
o/t, Christina Milian is very pretty. too good for this foolio!
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he has a serious case of gayface if I've ever seen one.
ps - why do all these thug morons sound the same when they attempt to come off as smart? Kanye, I'm looking at you too. wtf @ the random capitalization, overuse of exclamation points and the tween-level skills of putting together a sentence?
I know none of them graduated high school, but still.
maybe all these rappers share the same shitty PR agent? did this agent graduate high school?
and lol @ "unsuccessful." find a thesaurus if you can't figure out how to say your marriage is over.
seriously, undereducated rappers out there: I'll write a better press release statement for you guys & charge half as much. hit me up, gayface & gayfish!
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
wait a min...Christina had sex with him?! EW
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 12:29pm.
I can't read this shit its too long and he is wayyy too fat to be called "Teh Dream"
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 12:54pm.
I hate to sound like an old granny but why do people who believe "people fall in and out of love all the time" GET MARRIED? Cause marriage is kind of the opposite of that. Don't really care what this chubby chaser does, but why bother issuing a long ass apology for why his relationship "failed" when clearly he expected it to from the beginning?
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Yeesh. Christina really had to work hard for that money.
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Oh boo fucking hoo. Asshole boy had one of the hottest chicks in the world, and he threw it away. Now that his lying has been exposed, he's trying to do spin control. FUCK HIM; Christina Milian is a hot babe, and, from what people say, a really nice person; she's too good for a piece of street trash like him...
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Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 1:30pm.
what the hell is the matter with menz today??? The married "committed" ones who have EVERYTHING to lose stick their dicks in anything that is slightly open...all the while ignoring the conniving trick attached to the hole....(I am looking at you dumbass Tiger and Jesse)...or go into insane rants over blow jobs and jacuzzi's....like Hell Gibson...then try to excuse it all with these pathetic statements that are so embarrasing to read, what would prompt somebody to write it. Face it fucktards...YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES...and get all the hell coming your way.
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Hey, don't lump us normal dudes with the likes of these losers. Those tools don't have any boundaries; as "stars", no one tells them "NO". So, they do whatever they like without thinking how it will affect what they have. Then, when caught, it dawns on them how much of a dumbass they've been & you get celebrity "I'm really sowwwy" apologies. Too late; damage has been done. Us normal guys know you don't honor your wife by banging a side piece...
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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 1:17pm.
I wasn't calling you out, I was refering to The Dream's little "apology letter," with it's random capitalizations. I just thought it was strange.
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I love Random Capitalizations, because Random Capitalizations make Everything much Deeper and will Hopefully Distract all the People Reading This from the Fact that I stuck My Dick in a Random Whore as soon as My Wife popped out a Kid and No Longer could spend All Day Catering to My Whims.
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Rrriiiigght..it's sad how much this ass hat cares about his public image rather than his wife and daughter. Him mentioning that he nearly killed himself just comes off as some cheap gimmick to get sympathy, if I was suicidal that would be almost offensive to read. I never knew what Christina saw in this guy, he's really off looking to begin with, and I really can't stand his voice in, especially in "Love King". Christina really should have thought twice after he made that song.
And please don't bring God into this, you know he wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 12:39pm.
first rule of public celeb apologies: Bring up your mother and G O D
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Right? How Chris Brown of him.