The Whoreprentice
Tiger Woods' most expensive trick Rachel Uchitel isn't going to just take her $10 million and quietly retire to whore island forever. No, you can spray a can of Raid at her all you want, but Rachel isn't going to slither away that easily. Apparently, fellow whore Donald Trump has invited Rachel to join the cast of next season's Celebrity Apprentice. Rachel tells TMZ that she is absolutely going to give him a hand job and a culo tickle as a thank you take him up on his offer. It's not a done deal, because NBC still has to approve this mess.
In possibly related news, Tivo just announced that they will ship complimentary latex covers to all their customers.
You know, this isn't such a bad idea, but Donald Trump should stick it all the way in. Not just the tip. It's about time that show casts some authentic whore pit vipers (no offense to Annie Duke). Donald should also get Boobshit McGee, Mike Jones, Jaimee Grubbs, Ashley Dupre, etc.. etc... If you're going to bring ho shit into it, REALLY bring ho shit into it.
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being a high priced hooker beats working in a factory I suppose...
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
She's a glorified prostitute that goes after rich men! Melania, I'm talking to you girl, watch your back!
So let me call up the neighborhood ho about this. Cuz apparently BloHos are now the latest celebrity.
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Melania can move to the left now. The new whore is movin in....
Now, is does this "Whore Island" really exist???
Pleeeeeease let it be real...
Tiger's 4 under, btw
Who watches this show? Donald Trump would hire a pile of crap if he thought it would give him good ratings.
Lighten up angry whore haters. Tiger has gone back to work and so should she especially now that everyone knows her profession.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 1:09pm.
this lady is a prostitute as well as a madam there is an article in the ny times describing what she does, and she really really does not need to be glorified
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I read that article; someone linked to it back in the Tiger-hoochie times. Here it is:
http://nymag.com/news/features/65238/
& I agree that hometrick needs no glorifying, but I think, like "good bacteria," she plays a necessary role in society. Call it legal extortion, whatever, but she's exposing the men on the highest echelons of the double-standard sex food chain, so to speak. While I don't think she should be preening about her career of choice like she won the Olympics or discovered the cure for cancer, I don't miss the "silent mistress/hooker" times. Men pulling this shit need to be called out as the pay-for-pussy chumps that they are, as much as this chick deserves to be called out for her famewhoring at any cost.
everything this whore from hell touches will turn to shit...she has a universe of shitty karma coming her way....trust that!!!
Simply vulgar.
Her lips look like pink tootsie rolls.
And this American Apparel 'model' in the ad to the right looks like her face got caught in a bus door.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 1:33pm.
OMG her website, LOLZ-a-million:
http://www.racheluchitel.org/
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LOL! She wants to be the Phoebe Price of golddiggers! You go, gurl - Aim high, Rachel!
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Send this boring trick back to Skeezerville. And Donald Trump, the sun set on you a long time ago.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 2:15pm.
How the fuck is she a celebrity???????
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HELLO!?! This bitch is big time, babay!
She ENDED Tiger Woods marriage with her pussay.
That ain't nuthin' to sniff at in Tinsel Town yo.
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I honestly didn't know this show was still on the air.
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How the fuck is she a celebrity???????
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The object of the apprentice is to set up a business & make a success of it. What's little miss Chesty McBoobTits going to set up as a business, selling books on "how to extort money from rich celebrities, and give great blowjobs"?
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I love how the main pic on her website has a big fat shot of cameltoe. Nice. Do these hookers actually think they're fooling anyone? Even though it may have been genuine grief, I remember thinking she was kind of a phony when I first saw that photo of her crying over her fiance after 9/11.
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Please someone look up the definition of celebrity and then tell me how someone is going to shove this whore down my throat under that label...
no, thank you.
Celebrity?? Bitch, please. Trump must be desperate. Maybe he can pick off some of the zzz list "Celebrity" Rehab cast offs to complete the whole f'd up show.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 12:50pm.
I sent an email to http://www.nbc.com/contact/general/?__status=1
saying: Are you really going to feature this glorified whore on your network? Tell Donald Trump to put it back in his pants and hire someone who is famous for something besides getting paid for sleeping with SEVERAL married men!
Yes. Thank you! I was hoping there was an address to send an angry email. This ho disgusts me to no end.
OMG her website, LOLZ-a-million:
http://www.racheluchitel.org/
It's a dot-ORG, like she's not for profit AAHAAHAA!!! Oh & she has this "news" item on the top like a news item about "rumors" that she's dating some actor Ian Whateve & "sources say that" oh man she's full of herself!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 1:12pm.
why is that show still on?
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So that I could meet Bret!!!!!!!
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Of course she would win at Apprentice, I think she has made it very clear that she will say anything, do anything and fuck anybody to get the money. Her lack of ethics give her an unfair advantage.
sorry to repeat what's already been observed, but it's really frightening to see what qualifies for 'celebrity' these days...in the olden days, a 'ho did their stuff quietly and, with luck, a quiet air of dignity...not like these 2-a-penny tarts of recent times... Kiss and tell, blurt it all out, for the promise of a quick buck and instant fame. Not me, sweetie. My lips are sealed.
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why is that show still on?
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Really, after the Joan Rivers one, there is NO OTHER to follow it. That was the best one.
Her 9/11 victim late husband must be so proud; giving her a golf clap from 9/11 section of heaven or something like that, for sure.
why is that show still on?
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Considering that Donald Trump is also a whore, albeit a balding, fat, old whore, this does not surprise me at all.
NBC just needs to rename the network "Fat People and Reality Whorez." I think that title covers 90% of their current programming.
this lady is a prostitute as well as a madam there is an article in the ny times describing what she does, and she really really does not need to be glorified
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Is there a team of doctors in LA who give the "nose too small, lips too big, boob job special for $9999.99"? Every hoe looks alike now a days. Jeebus.
It doesn't take much to become a so called celebrity these days.
The fact that she's being considered at all is a sad commentary on our times.
Actually, Reality TV is a sad commentary on our times in general.
I sent an email to http://www.nbc.com/contact/general/?__status=1
saying: Are you really going to feature this glorified whore on your network? Tell Donald Trump to put it back in his pants and hire someone who is famous for something besides getting paid for sleeping with SEVERAL married men!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Why do I really hate this U-can-tell she's a whore even more than Boobshit McGee? At least all and sundry agree that Boobshit is a 2 dollar trick. In what universe is this jump-off considered a celebrity other than Trump's STD rattled brain?
*breathes into paper bag*
So when they have to raise money for their challenge by calling their well-off contacts, who is she going to call?
Besides Tiger and David Boreanz, who the public is already aware of, what other married star is going to actually pick up her call? There's going to be another scandal with her I bet.
It's not a done deal, because NBC still has to approve this mess.
so everyone lets email NBC and tell them to BLOW US!!!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Prostitution whore has no fucking shame. Maybe this is to show the world how ruthless and smart she is - in her mind, and she's so wrong for it.
I don't care if she's gotten rich; she's still a disgusting loser who obviously feels no sense of embarrassment over the source of her notoriety. When one thinks of the many women in history who've become famous because of things other than spreading their legs for married men, the surreal disgrace of this person's "accomplishments" is even more pronounced.
Life and "love" are complicated so I'm not judging what she did, but the way she's conducted herself afterward -- showing up at celebrity events, acting like a star, braying for the cameras like she's worthy of fame -- that's what makes her a loser, even if she thinks her bank account changes that fact for one second.
L-O-S-E-R. And, when one considers her sole source of income and fame, she's an AGING loser at that.
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Beat me like a disrespectful chauffeur.
Sorry about the double post. Bad computer!
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What the fuck happened to public censure? This whore needs to skitter away from the light like roaches in a kitchen at night.
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NOT THIS DISGUSTING HAG AGAIN...will she just take Tiger's (or really Elin's money) and dis the fuck appear.....Donald have you seriously lost your mind on this one??? Whores are not high class or professional pro's this one is a home wrecking whore...NOT a successful actor, singer, comic or even poker player...just a nasty slut..shame on you The Donald...bad bad decision.
Bret is not amused (he wanted her for the next ROL LOL)
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/16/2010 - 12:19pm.
THE AVIATOR SUN GLASSES NEED TO DIE!
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ololol M.E. I wear reflective aviators, kill yourself.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Memo To Donald Trump re Tiger's whore:
Bad executive decision Mr. Trump. You should be fired.
Sincerely, We The People
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FUCK YOU M.E. I WEAR AVIATORS!!! LOL
BLOW ME!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
$10 million for a stinkfish?
Yuck!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever happened to the real famous ho's like Sydney Biddle Barrows and Xaviera Hollander?
The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins
Jesus, that's a plastic surgery nightmare.
Fucking disgusting whore