And Now There's A Picture....
Radar Online has given your ear holes the day off from getting fucked without lube by Mel Gibson's voice, but they're going after your eye balls instead. Radar posted a picture of Oksana Grigorieva taken shortly after Mel Gibson allegedly punched her in the eyes and mouth while she was holding their baby. The picture is here if you need to see it. With the giant ass pink Radar over it, you can't really see any bruises on her face, but there's a clear view of OctoSana's broken teefs.
The picture has been turned over to the L.A. County Sheriff's department as evidence in their domestic abuse case against Blow Mel. OctoSana told the police that she lost a veneer and her front tooth got messed up something bad. OctoSana's dentist told police that he believes her broken teefs were caused by severe blunt force trauma. BUT (There's always one of those)....
TMZ's source is spitting up a different story. Their "law enforcement source" (It helped me to picture this dude as their law enforcement source) thinks something in the holy water ain't clean about the pictures and video of OctoSana's injuries. One source said that there's really no evidence that she was hit in the face. To them, it doesn't look like there was any damage to her soft tissue and her teeth remained intact. They said that one veneer was knocked out and another one was severely chipped. One expert believes that OctoSana might have done it to herself. SANTO DIOS!
Mel is crazier than a pack of rabid possums on a 5150 hold, so I totally believe that he's capable of bringing the passion of his fist onto anybody who goes into the Jacuzzi without him or refuses to blow him with a smile. Even thinking of blowing Mel makes my teeth hurt. And would OctoSana really pull some Taylor from Melrose Place shit by hitting herself with the door and then blaming it on Mel? Before you ponder that, let's give ourselves a brain cleanse.
Here's a kitten wrestling a watermelon: