Would You Hit It?
You should answer "yes" because he'd hit you. Specifically, with a 1996 Ford Winstar minivan. Okay, okay, nevermind the fact that Jesse Thornhill here was arrested for allegedly trying to run over his landlord with a minivan. Let's be honest, you've done worse. But would you? In my old age I've developed this thing called "standards" (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!), so I'd have to pass.
It's not because he's possibly a psychopath with murderous tendencies. No, no, it has nothing to do with that. It has to do with the way he looks. I mean, where are you supposed to sit?! Are you supposed to ride his crotch, or are you supposed to fuck yourself with one of his head nipples? It's confusing! Any slut doing his peen won't be able to stop themselves from sucking off the dick head on his forehead. And vice versa! Actually, since I put it that way.....
via The Smoking Gun (Thanks to all who sent this in)