MAD MEL 5: This Is Never Going To End
It's that time of day where we all gather on top of the stairs together and hold our teddy bears as we listen to Mel Gibson turn inside out while calling Oksana Grigorieva a bitch, whore, cunt, gold digger, lazy blow job giver, Jacuzzi hoarder, etc.... These Blow Mel Gibson tapes have become such an important part of our daily lives. It won't be long before we're all greeting each other with: "Smile and blow me, you cunt whore bitch!" I really can't wait, because saying "Hello, how are you?" all the time is getting boring.
Before you listen to Blow Mel pop a stress ball with his asshole, let's go over a rumor surrounding the leaked tapes. TMZ says that Mel's lawyers have evidence that the tapes have been chopped, edited and screwed with. If Mel's lawyers can prove this shit, the tapes won't be accepted as evidence by the court. Radar says they haven't done anything to the tapes.
So you should feel a bit relieved in knowing that Mel might have screamed: "Because I’d like to show you what mean really is. Bitch, cunt, gold digger!" instead of "Because I’d like to show you what mean really is. Bitch, cunt, whore, gold digger!" OctoSana threw that "whore" in to make Mel sound like he's really swan diving off the edge. Now on to the tape!
In this tape from Radar, Mel cries about being forced to sell his precious Lakers box and a few paintings thanks to OctoSana and his ex-wife. Mel goes on and on about how OctoSana is a gold digging whore who has left him broke. As usual, here's a few quotes in case you're sick of getting turned on by hearing Mel's voice.
Mel: “I don’t have any fucking money! I have to support you and everybody else! I have to sell paintings. I have to sell my box at the Lakers game!"OctoSana: "You're the meanest person I know."
Mel: "WHAT!? Yeah, you know what mean is now. Don't you? I like to show you what mean really is, bitch, cunt, whore, gold digger."Mel: "You used me and you are telling me and proving to me what you were and what I suspected! Fucking user! You fucking used me! I will never forgive you!"
OctoSana: "You ruined my life and you didn't give me a penny!"
Mel: You ruined my life first! I ruined your life? How did I ruin your life? I gave you shit! You gave me nothing but fucking grief! Alright? And bad publicity, you cunt! How did I ruin your life?Mel: "Look at what you've fucking done! Look at your son! He's a fucking mess! You fucking excuse for a mother! You're a fucking bitch!"
OctoSana: "You're the worst father I've ever met. Goodbye." CLICK
If the producers of Nightmare on Elm Street are ever looking for a new Freddy Krueger, Mel is their monster! Seriously, Mel sounds like a constipated and sexually frustrated Freddy Krueger throwing a tantrum because one of the kids stole his hat. Nightmare on MEL Street is more like it.
Hearing Mel call OctoSana's 12-year-old son a "mess" made me laugh uncomfortably. After Mel throws around more "fucks" and "cunts" than a Scorcese movie, he chooses the G-rated word "mess" to describe her son. Mel really does have a heart. That might be his greatest punchline (inappropriate pun not intended) yet. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put two steaks on my ears.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/15/mel-gibsons-baby-daughter_n_647...
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How can he claim to have no money when his networth is estimated at $850,000,000 to $900,000,000?
Submitted by KidL on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:35am.
@dusted-Also, when I was in that situation, my rationale was that by being calm maybe I could get my abuser to focus. Mel is eerily similar to my ex-bf in these tapes. He is screaming and bringing up all sorts of disjointed topics. It's hard to explain to others who have never experienced it, but when you are on the receiving end you think, 'How can I get him to stop?Screaming won't help. Maybe, just maybe if he'll calm down and focus he'll stop or at least slow down.'
been there, done that! I feel you!
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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:28am.
cant wait for
the broadway musical
mama lohan ► oksamama
rosie perez ► maid
c bale ► mel
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What about?
Roseanne Arnold => Octomamma
Coco => maid
Justin Beiber => Mel
@dusted-Also, when I was in that situation, my rationale was that by being calm maybe I could get my abuser to focus. Mel is eerily similar to my ex-bf in these tapes. He is screaming and bringing up all sorts of disjointed topics. It's hard to explain to others who have never experienced it, but when you are on the receiving end you think, 'How can I get him to stop?Screaming won't help. Maybe, just maybe if he'll calm down and focus he'll stop or at least slow down.'
Again, it's very hard to explain to someone who has never been there.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:17am.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20100715/Mel%20Cats/melcat...
Check this out guyz, somebody put Mad Mel's quotes next to kittehs! :-D
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OMG those are hilarious :-D LMFAO
And the broke ass excuses for this piece of shit or never gonna end.
"Nightmare on MEL street" CLASSIC! Huffington Post is reporting that there are pics of the baby daughter with a bruise on her chin caused by Mel. People are always their own worst enemy, as evidenced by this entire 3 ring circus. No one is innocent in this mess, other than the children. Oksana had no problem sleeping with a married man and getting pregnant for him. She doesn't deserve what he did, but if she had any respect for marriage, she wouldn't be dealing with Crazy Man. I feel sorry for Robyn, but to stay with this brand of lunacy for 28 years and expose your children to it in the process is just mind-boggling. HELLO--he is a DRUNK---he could easily have just...died in his sleep, for example, LOL.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:21am.
i just looove how this man completely loses control and goes ape shit, so naturally it must have been her egging him on. is he not responsible for what comes out of HIS OWN MOUTH?
I know, so lame!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by KidL on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:27am.I love all these people saying this must be a 'set up' because she is so calm. I speak from experience but when someone is off the rails like that, the worst thing you can do is fire back at them because it just makes it even worse. For all we know, maybe she did just that and that's when her teeth were knocked out.
Word the fuck up. I've been in some scary situations where there was a real threat of violence and I went very, very calm. It wasn't something I thought about--it was a survival instinct. I'm not sure how she's supposed to sound or react. We already know he threatened to come over to the house if she dared to hang up on him. I really cannot wrap my head around the way people justify the way he is menacing and threatening her. I bet even if he killed her we'd be seeing loads of, "Well she was a gold digger so what did she expect," comments.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:21am.
i just looove how this man completely loses control and goes ape shit, so naturally it must have been her egging him on. is he not responsible for what comes out of HIS OWN MOUTH?
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I do, too. I also love how they claim she is egging him on by not getting angry at him or saying shit to further enflame him.
I guess she should have done that esp. since on at least one of the tapes he threatens to come over and just let him beat the shit out her.
Also, will the people who are claiming she is egging him on at least acknowledge this is verbal abuse?
cant wait for
the broadway musical
mama lohan ► oksamama
rosie perez ► maid
c bale ► mel
YES
YES YES
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
I love all these people saying this must be a 'set up' because she is so calm. I speak from experience but when someone is off the rails like that, the worst thing you can do is fire back at them because it just makes it even worse. For all we know, maybe she did just that and that's when her teeth were knocked out.
I think he should probably sell his box at the Lakers games anyway - unless it's closed in.
Thanks dementa - that was lovely! And soooo sweeet!
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:17am.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20100715/Mel%20Cats/melcat...
Check this out guyz, somebody put Mad Mel's quotes next to kittehs! :-D
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Help me!
Why does she sounds so fucking calm in all these damn tapes?If that doesn't scream set up. I don't know what does. Granted, Mel Gibson does have a temper like a powder keg. Just saying, some of this shit was provoked and how many fucking tapes do we really need to hear before she or whomever is proving what an obvious ass he is before they think we will go "OKAY WE GET IT! HE'S A MAJOR FAIL!" Because I'm pretty sure most figured out 3 or 4 tapes ago. However, I do not think this ho is completely innocent. I mean not to warrant the horrible things he said or supposedly did. But this is just retarded. I feel less and less sympathy for this broad and more and more sympathy for their child and his former wife and other kids. She didn't put out tapes of his crazyass. And she put in and dealt with his ass way longer than this sideline ho. She deserves every penny before this skank does.
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Submitted by didimao on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:11am.
I think she purposely eggs him on. Here is my question, if she knew him well enough to tape record these rants all through out their relationship, then why did she get involved with him and have a kid with him? One word MONEY. She planned this from the beginning. She is a calculating bitch. Granted he isn't any better but still.
"All through their relationship"? Aren't all these tapes from the last month or so? Look, I don't doubt she was at least partially, if not completely, in it for the money, but I doubt she planned him punching her in the face and threatening to kill her. And how is she egging him on by not just allowing him to blame her for all his financial troubles?
i just looove how this man completely loses control and goes ape shit, so naturally it must have been her egging him on. is he not responsible for what comes out of HIS OWN MOUTH?
He is nuts and something ain't right with her either...Not saying she deserves to be hit.
Poor little girl that is going to have to grow up with this.
Whats creepy is that it seems as if Oksana knew she was dealing with a mentally ill person.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20100715/Mel%20Cats/melcat...
Check this out guyz, somebody put Mad Mel's quotes next to kittehs! :-D
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
If she deserved to be treated this way by Mad Mel then John Bobbit deserved to have his dick lopped off. He surely goaded poor Lorena into her slice & diced.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:51am.I dont' get the breathing. Is he beating it while fighting? Maybe this is their foreplay.
I used to work on a crisis hotline and we'd frequently get calls from guys claiming to be in crisis situations, when they were actually just too cheap to call a phone sex line. The first time it happened to me I thought the guy was hyper-ventilating because of a panic attack. Ah to be young again.
I think tomorrow's going to be the big day!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:09am.
Agreed. Mel is a jag and there is no excusing his behavior, but she is definitely a certain "type".
Bossy- good point but those are the same arguments every controlling husband uses, "I gave you everything (but the chance to be economically independent). She may be living in that house, but under those conditions, she's still controlled.
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It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
The end part is missing where Oksana hangs up and starts singing "Borderline"
My fave part is when he screams "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!" and he almost chokes on the word "forgive." I bet it's the Catholic guilt.
I love the breathing too. And whenever he says "WHAT?!?" I think of MK!
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Help me!
"I think she purposely eggs him on. Here is my question, if she knew him well enough to tape record these rants, then why did she get involved with him and have a kid with him? One word MONEY. She planned this from the beginning. She is a calculating bitch. Granted he isn't any better but still."
WORD!
The most amazing thing is that MK can come up with funny new material every day for this shit. Bravo!
The evil stinkfish set Mel up so she can shake him down for million$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Please, Mel, we can blow you better than any fish can!
RADAR ONLINE
SAYS MEL HIT DA BABY
BRUISED BABY CHIN
DIE MOTHERFUCKER
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
"*yawn* Done with it. Starting to lean toward Team Mel."
Amen.
I think she purposely eggs him on. Here is my question, if she knew him well enough to tape record these rants all through out their relationship, then why did she get involved with him and have a kid with him? One word MONEY. She planned this from the beginning. She is a calculating bitch. Granted he isn't any better but still.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
Submitted by No Words: "They are both evil assholes. Team Baby Daughter.
This tapes are getting laughable. Sorry, I know I will get flamed for this, but she sounds like a manipulative bitch...this does not, however, excuse his despicable behavior."
I know we agreed on this the other day, but I'm agreeing with you again, dammit.
I can't believe that barely anyone recognizes her part in this. Mel needs to cool off in jail, but her story stinks to high heaven. Anyone who's dealt with a horrorshow like Oksana would recognize her.
maybe this is one long "conversation" broken into five pieces.
she hung up, and there will be no more.
that is my wish!
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
Timothy Dalton needs to throw his hat into the ring by threatening to whoop Mel's ass for calling his son out like that!
TEAM JAMES BOND!
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OMFG Freddy Krueger throwing a tantrum cuz one of the kids stole his hat. The best thing to come from this whole thing is MK's commentary. And maybe no more Mel Gibson idolatry.
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It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:55am.
On topic: over this
Off topic: That coked up whore Lindsay Lohan moved into some sort of "sober house" to try to stay out of jail
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What? you're over Mel but not over the dumbass that is lindsay lohan and her stupid antics????
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"And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put two steaks on my ears."
ahahahahahahaha!!! ♥ you, MK!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Oksana is overplaying her hand. She'd do well to resume the position of "victim", because her true colors are starting to show.
I've become desensitized to Mel's rantings and just want these two users to settle this shit and go away. Also, she stayed with a man who yelled about her oldest child like that, probably for years? Where is this kid's father because he needs to step in and see what went on that directly involved his son.
I think at this point we all know Mel is a piece of shit if only from his sugartits comment from his dui arrest. Poetic justice, if you ask me.
i wanna see his art collection
probably of serial killer art
twisted mofo
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
WTF is he broke and selling shit? I was gonna blow him for money for a recording contract. DAMN HER!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:57am.
It would have been funnier if Oksana had to sell her box at the Lakers' game...
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:57am.
Kanderso - we are discussing that on the SHapiro thread.
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Uh,...exactly which box is she going to be selling?
They are both evil assholes. Team Baby Daughter.
This tapes are getting laughable. Sorry, I know I will get flamed for this, but she sounds like a manipulative bitch...this does not, however, excuse his despicable behavior.
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*yawn* Done with it. Starting to lean toward Team Mel.