Thursday, July 15th 2010

The Two Beautiful Words Every Gold Digger Lives To Hear : "NO PRENUP"

When the time came for Camille Donatacci to sign a prenup before getting married to her sugar daddy Kelsey Grammer, she slipped on a neon spandex bodysuit and hypnotized him with some totally awesome radical dance moves from her Club MTV days. The moves left Kelsey all wubba wubba wubba inside so he completely forgot about the prenup and it was never signed! This good news for gold diggers is brought to you by TMZ!

Their sources say that Kelsey married Camille without a prenup in 1997. This means that Kelsey might be living off tossed salad and scrambled eggs (THAT SONG!!!) for a while, because there's a good chance he'll have to hand over 50% of any money he made while married to Camille. I'm not sure what Kelsey's net worth is (Camille probably has it tattooed to her ass), but in 2001 he became the highest paid actor in TV after signing a $75 million deal for two years.

Camille deserves every single penny! If it wasn't for her Kelsey would be making tossed salad and scrambled eggs (THAT SONG IS KILLING ME!!!) at a Denny's in Monrovia! How do you think the network executives agreed to pay Kelsey $75 million for two years? Yup. When the negotiations with the executives began to break down, Kelsey opened up the conference room door and out came Camille in her neon spandex bodysuit. Camille busted out her Club MTV moves and you know what happened next. Signed, sealed and delivered thanks to Camille!

I don't want you to sign over everything you own to Camille, so I won't post a clip of her dancing. But I will give you this beautiful picture of Camille from her Club MTV days. You might want to clear the room of any pens and transfer slips before staring at it.

Doesn't the song "Baby, I Got Your Money" just play on a loop in your head when you look into her eyes? If Medusa was a gold digger...

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stake_spike's picture

Damn! How do you forget that your golddigger didn't sign the prenup?!?! Ahaha

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i remember years ago at an emmy pre-show while joan rivers was still doing the red carpet. up walked camille and kelsey, she wearing a clingy dress looking very much the trophy wife and joan said"kelsey who is this bimbo that you call your wife." she meant that as a compliment, why do i remember that after all these years???

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"I don't see the problem with wealth accumulated during marriage being divided."

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Fine, if the spouse actually had something to do with acquiring the wealth besides saying "I do". Helping run a business, leaving a job to take on responsibilities that allows the other spouse to work, study, etc. Kelsey's career was his own, just because he happened to land a big contract after he was married had nothing to do with the golddigger.

ballerineboheme's picture

Damn he was whipped!

Sucks to be him.

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babybunny's picture

he prolly was thinking with the wrong head and thought she would never get ugly...but she did...she is hideous looking for all that plastic...yech...Kelsey you could have done MUCH better...but stupid-o to not get a prenup...this ho isn't worth all that money..she will just get more plastic and look worse...now I need that money..dammit!! Why did I go to college, all I had to do was shake my tits in front of some sad looking rich geezer and I would be set for life...stupid me getting an education!! This seems to be the American way now...gotta love it (not)

Naughychimp's picture

I cannot fathom why anyone (besides a gold-diggin' ho) would marry without a pre-nup. One of my wealthy-ish friends married a girl who refused to sign a pre-nup, and now we all just think of her as a whore... whether she is or not. I mean, why would you refuse to sign a prenup unless you think it's your right to take 50% of money you didn't earn, in case of divorce?

Mexicanwahine's picture

That's my face Denny's location! It hasn't let me down yet!

nono's picture

No reason to hate on her, it's his dumb ass that didn't ask for the pre-nup. I don't see the problem with wealth accumulated during marriage being divided. I think it protects people who married someone when they were poor, help support their dreams by sacrificing their own, just to be left destitute when the person reaches their goals and wants to move onto something better. Not the case here, but that is why prenups exist!

Hekki's picture

She looks like a burn victim in that old photo. Like the fire ate her upper lip and eyelids.

*grabs handbasket for trip to Hell*

And why shouldn't she get half of what he earned during the marriage? She carried his children and gave birth to them and - Oh, right...

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Dirk Diggler's picture

It's ridiculous that she should have a claim to half of his earnings since their marriage.

TheBreakdown's picture

But there ARE alot of people out there that don't believe in signing prenuptial agreements, so that has to be taken into consideration as well.

Reese Witherspoon and her old piece did not have a prenup and she was making considerably more than him at the time, but he did not take half...and he could have.

But they are the exception, not the rule.

If I was worth millions, there is no way in hell someone that leaves me is going to leave with MY money.

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you are so screwed
gonna take
BP to lube you up

beautiful just beautiful

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Soultonic's picture

These are good examples of guys that are pussy whipped and thinking with their dicks when they are in their honeymoon period. Then all reality escapes them. The power of the pussy is a strong and powerful thing. Women are becoming wise and are learning how to use the power of the pussy Obi Canobi style.

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Bunnyman's picture

I hope that bitch takes him to the cleaners so bad he has to appear at Tea Party rallies in Wisconsin just for the free hot dogs.

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Submitted by LA on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:02am.

Another fool without a prenup is Kobe Bryant who is married to the biggest bitch on earth.
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!????????? That dumbass doesn't have a prenup?! Holy crap.

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:51am.:

Goddamn, that's a whole lot of horrible to be piled up in one person's life. I can see how someone with that background would end up making some of the choices he's made. I feel bad for the guy, he's not so much stupid as a huge pit of neediness.

char's picture

WTF did this bitch do to her face??? DIOS MIO !!!

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Looks like that old photo was taken in a public bathroom. WTF??

LA's picture

Another fool without a prenup is Kobe Bryant who is married to the biggest bitch on earth.

Deb's picture

Kelsey has some major issues. According to Wiki:

Grammer's family life has been plagued by tragedies. In 1968, when Grammer was thirteen years old, his father, whom he had seen only twice since his parents' divorce, was shot and killed on the front lawn of his home in the U.S. Virgin Islands.[2] In 1975, his younger sister, Karen, was raped and murdered[5] after being abducted outside a Red Lobster restaurant in Colorado Springs, Colorado, where her boyfriend worked.[6] In 1980, his fraternal twin younger half-brothers were killed in a freak scuba diving accident.[7][8] Grammer has sworn to prevent his sister's murderer, Freddie Lee Glenn, from being paroled;[9] in July 2009, Glenn was denied parole at least in part due to a letter Grammer submitted to the parole board.[10][11]

I think his early years made him needy emotionally. Then his later years in Hollywood gave him the money and access to way too much alcohol and blow. Bad combo.

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Stan Hooper's picture

Wow! Camille has done Major damage to her face!! She was a young spring chicken in her MTV days. She looks good in the video. I'm not sure how good she really danced -- 1992 was such a blur.

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P.T.Bull's picture

I agree, and the law generally does as well.

There is the contract theory of marriage where the parties know what they are signing up for. Certainly in california, we know its community property, absent a prenup.

From having been divorced in a non-community property state, the rule was basically the same--you bring it to the marriage, you keep it--otherwise 50/50.

This gal is pretty lucky as I bet those where his highest earnings years.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:36am.
I don't have a problem with a spouse receiving 1/2 of the earnings while married; it's shared property, if you don't want to give up 1/2 of your earnings due to marriage, then don't get married. My problem is when someone tries to get property earned before the marriage or future earnings after the marriage is over. Grammer knew what he was earning when he married her & he had to know what he was risking without a prenup.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen

Anyone named CAMILLE should just be lying on a fainting couch, withering away from TB, coughing delicately.
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Sluttsville's picture

I don't have a problem with a spouse receiving 1/2 of the earnings while married; it's shared property, if you don't want to give up 1/2 of your earnings due to marriage, then don't get married. My problem is when someone tries to get property earned before the marriage or future earnings after the marriage is over. Grammer knew what he was earning when he married her & he had to know what he was risking without a prenup.

P.T.Bull's picture

I think he's still in the guilt phase, having left his toilet-bound wife for all sorts of young, calm colon, new york dolls.

Its not clear that he resents her getting the money--at this point.

I can buy that she doesn't deserve the money, but why does HE? Never could abide his show. It had its moments, but him, his dad character and brother character all irritated me.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

He was vagizzled. Which is like the hetero male version of dickmatized.

Anyone named CAMILLE should just be lying on a fainting couch, withering away from TB, coughing delicately.

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guest's picture

so wish there was a vid of her dancing on mtv...it's priceless!! lol @ kelsey. what a dumbass.

TexnDoc's picture

I think of the clip where Sideshow Bob walks onto rake after rake where the handle comes up to slap him in the face. "Grrr...grr...grr..."

mike's picture

As you all know, I'm pretty anti-relationship, but I think most people should have pre-nups if they have anything of value going into a marriage. And before you jump on me, I think that goes for women just as much as it goes for men.

kdiddy's picture

ALSO! Howard Stern's Private Parts was on last weekend. Camille is in it! She's holds a sign up with Gary D. to transition into another chapter of Howard's life. Our patron saint of gold digging, is in a bikini in January and will not take her top off when Gary asks.

kdiddy's picture

Is she with Faith Evans?

swarm-of-locusts's picture

She's going to need a huge settlement because the plastic surgery maintenance alone will run into the 10s of thousands a month. Thirteen years should give her a cushy landing but Kelsey should be allowed to deduct from the take if she says humiliating things about him on that reality show she booked.

Master Blaster's picture

What is it with these guys? Grammer, McCartney...the list goes on. It's like they don't realize how much money they have or stand to lose if their relationships don't work out. I'm all for love and everything but shit happens and there is no booty that currently exists on planet Earth that is worth the amount of money that these women receive.

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holy shit, you forgot to mention another person who'll be busting out the dance moves over this: her fucking plastic surgeon. this bitch's current tranny face clearly needs constant attention!

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Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:30am.

A clip of her dancing back in the day...she's hot!
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Wow she had some pretty good moves back in the day. I wasn't expecting that.

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2010 *is* the Year of the GoldDigger!

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Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 07/15/2010 - 8:30am.

A clip of her dancing back in the day...she's hot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDnB1bg6MYM&has_verified=1
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Okay, she's actually super hot and shaking it to early 90s dance music. Give me her address cause I need to send her all my money-money-money!

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kanderso's picture

She's got a teeny tiny head. Like, a disproportionately small noggin.

In her defense, I will say she's sucked that peen for 13 whole years, so she probably deserves some dough.

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LMA618's picture

crazy eyes alert.

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

How the hell skinny do you have to be for spandex to be baggy? Jebus!

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Lurker's picture

Is she wearing a decorative gold upside-down cross? Wtf is that?

naylinpalin's picture

I picture her busting out some of those moves as a victory dance while he (in a renaissance costume -- he IS Frasier, after all), writes her a bunch of huge fucking cheques.

suckandfuck's picture

YAYY ANOTHER USELESS ROTTEN BRAINLESS CUNT GETS TO STEAL A MAN'S MONEY! YAYY!! HOW NOBLE AND WORTHWHILE!! :)

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

copacabanagirl's picture

A clip of her dancing back in the day...she's hot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDnB1bg6MYM&has_verified=1

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JD1985's picture

No prenup! No prenup! It's your birthday! It's your birthday! 2010 Year of the Gold Digger!

YourCuntiness's picture

Congrats Camille. Suckling that pompous old peen paid off.