Wednesday, July 14th 2010

I Thought Brad Pitt Shaved His Beard Off

Spencer Pratt was banned from last night's finale party for The Hills, so he took a few clumps of tissue scooped out of Heidi's back, slapped it on his face and then tried to crash that shit. Even though Spencer looked like something Nick Nolte coughed up after tossing Radio Man's salad, the producers saw through his disguise and put his ass on the curb. According to the paps, Spencer later tried to crash the Inception premiere.

Joaquin Phoenix just crawled into Andy Kaufman's coffin and they rolled over together.

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Kandykane's picture

What an absolute fruitcake. I thought that was Bruce Dern with the shades on.

it doesn't say much for brad's deteriorating looks that spencer pratt keeps getting mistaken for him.

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notreallyworking's picture

Puh-thetick.

"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."

KT's picture

i am so glad this shit show is over. looks like spencer needs to start practicing the only line he'll be saying in his future: "you want fries with that??"

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

...running out of money.....

sweet disposition's picture

double post - sorry.

sweet disposition's picture

bunnyman, you and mel should get a room together!

sweet disposition's picture

bunnyman, you and mel should get a room together!

Bunnyman's picture

I wish he would just overdose on something and fucking die already.

Aspasia's picture

Pride of the douche fleet, this one. Feel slightly guilty giving him even this much attention.

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So it's some kind of joke, right?

TequilaTax's picture

Guys, he had a make up artist give him that look. Remember, he was trying to sneak into a place he was banned from. The disguise didn't work.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

What is this? He has aged 40 years in 4 months. Was he stranded somewhere on a desert island where they were doing nuclear testing? What is wrong with him?

Spencer's moments of fame are over. He's whacked out due to his mania for attention.

Now he'll pair up with LiLo after Heidi drops him.

All I have to say is fuck this dude and his horsey ass wife he rode in on.

TequilaTax's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 4:23pm.
Is there NOTHING this crumb won't do for attention?
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Um, blow Mel Gibson and then post it on Youtube?

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

TequilaTax's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 5:18pm

You and me both.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

Juno604's picture

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
That is all.

I see he's going for the "Charlton Heston in the Ten Commandments" look.

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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:28pm.

Hi cap six! It's 9 PM for me on the East Coast...and really what kinda time zone is this site on? I thought MK was in New York.

Spencer Spratt is the biggest loser these days and Heidi is a total nut case. It's amazing that the two of them are even in the news anymore.

Anonymous101's picture

Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 5:39pm.
Mel "Religion" was in on this somehow. Spence and Mel are fingering each other I JUST KNOW IT!!

*scribbles notes into celeb-insanity tracking log for future psycho dissertation*

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If that's true, then we don't have to worry about Spence much longer. Mel will bury him in a rose garden the moment Spence refuses to give any more BJs ;)

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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

What a methed out FREAK! Rumor around her home here is that they really are splitting up. Was at dinner the other night at her parent's rest. and if I would have had another drink I would have gone up and asked...HAHA!!

**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:22pm.

Can't he just walk in front of a bus or something...hate this asshole.
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Will add your observation lol to my dissertation log for the analysis of celeb psychosis and its meaning in our society. You will be attributed source credit lol.

Good to see you. *mixes up a Harvard cocktail (grenadine, angostura, brandy splash and lemon) for ya*

'nite (or g'morn)

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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13

YouAnnoyMeGoAway's picture

He annoys me. Go Away.

Can't he just walk in front of a bus or something...hate this asshole.

Sexecution's picture

God, how about proving you're a desperate booger eater for all to see? It makes Heidi look even dumber for ever marrying this douchetard.

The good news? He's never going to get another high paying gig and will die broke in his mom and dad's house, wondering where it all went so very wrong. I'm still betting there will be a murder suicide in his future.

Wonda Land's picture

Super Freak! Super Freak! He's Super Freaky...

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Father time has seen better days.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 6:13pm.

Uhhhh, well now that you mention it, no.
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I was just wondering because it was really popular for a while.

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I heart Natalie's picture

Yeah, but would Helen Mirren eat his frozen yogurt?

peopleperson's picture

Joaquin Phoenix just crawled into Andy Kaufman's coffin and they rolled over together.

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ahahaha, MK

I-should-be-working's picture

"I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member"

Count me as SHOCKED. I have thought all along that this guy was just ACTING the role of increasingly crazy fame whore, but now I think, for real, he is unhinged. I mean, how could he look that bad without professional makeup and styling as if for a movie role? Look at the third thumbnail -- his eyes look like they belong to a 70 year old.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 4:43pm.
Evil Cupcake, I haven't watched much of the Hills. Was there ever a good season?

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Uhhhh, well now that you mention it, no.

aquarius's picture

Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 5:28pm.

Clips from The Soup are all anyone ever needs to see of these shit shows...

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 5:38pm

So what is it you do up there, mr? Do tell!!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

The obsessive need to remain in the spotlight is confounding; what people do for it is just embarrassing. The loss of dignity is never a pretty sight.

Soultonic's picture

Hysterical!!!

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*enters Mike's observation into dissertation log; don't worry, I will attribute credit to you*

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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13

mike's picture

Spence probably got the idea after seeing the Japanese guy attempt to crash the hotdog eating contest a few weeks ago.

Mel "Religion" was in on this somehow. Spence and Mel are fingering each other I JUST KNOW IT!!

*scribbles notes into celeb-insanity tracking log for future psycho dissertation*

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"Fuck an ugly man! Fuck the jacuzzi why don't YOU!! *HEAVES HEAVES SIGHS GROANS* YOU took MYY SOUUULLL!!" - Mel "I need a woman" Gibson, 7/13

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 5:32pm.

Mike, I wouldn't know any of them if I fell over them if it weren't for this site

I'm that way with most of the "celebrities" profiled on here. I watch very little tv, and I almost never see mainstream movies.

Infamous's picture
madam ex's picture

Never saw the show, never followed them, hardly know anything about them and for that I am grateful.

islandgirl's picture

I hate that I even know who he is. From what I've seen of him in the media, he has NO redeeming qualities whatsoever.

What in insufferable arsehole.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Mike, I wouldn't know any of them if I fell over them if it weren't for this site!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Kerfuffles's picture

"Spencer later tried to crash the Inception premiere."

OMG HOW SAD CAN YOU BE??? Poor little think has now been thrown out TWO parties in one night. Must suck.

mike's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 5:20pm.

I am proud to say I've never seen a second of this show.

The only clips I've seen have been on The Soup.

Lutrelle's picture

I wanna kick that bitch in the neck.