I Thought Brad Pitt Shaved His Beard Off
Spencer Pratt was banned from last night's finale party for The Hills, so he took a few clumps of tissue scooped out of Heidi's back, slapped it on his face and then tried to crash that shit. Even though Spencer looked like something Nick Nolte coughed up after tossing Radio Man's salad, the producers saw through his disguise and put his ass on the curb. According to the paps, Spencer later tried to crash the Inception premiere.
Joaquin Phoenix just crawled into Andy Kaufman's coffin and they rolled over together.