Did Jennifer Aniston Pull An Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer Aniston took a page out of the playbook co-written by St. Angie Jo and Sienna Miller by snatching another bitch's man! Sort of. Kind of. Not really. But calling Jennifer Aniston a "homewrecking slut" instead of a "desperate sadling" is different and fun!
So apparently, Jennifer is dating the star of Tremors II Chris Gartin. Chris was also in a few episodes of True Blood, which means he might have breathed in the same air as Lafayette, which means he's a total catch.
Sources say that things between Jennifer and Chris have gotten serious. Chris has introduced Jen to his two kids, and she has introduced him to her toilet paper roll doll collection. That serious! But not all of her friends are farting happy bubbles for her. In fact, Radar reports that Jen pulled the shank out of her back that Brad left there and used it to stab one of her friends to get a piece of Chris.
Chris' ex-wife (their divorce was finalized last month) Joanna Gartin claims she has been friends with Jennifer for long time. Joanna says that Jennifer first knew Chris as her husband. When Joanna was asked what she thinks about Jennifer and Chris' new thing, she said, “I’m really not at all interested in it. Jennifer has been my friend — our friend — for over 10 years... we have known each other a long time.”
Joanna's mother is also getting into this shit. She told Australia's Woman's Day magazine, "It's been difficult for Joanne. It just seems so bizarre to me because Jo and Jen are such good friends. I find it very strange that Jen would do that to Jo."
You know, I'm not going to believe any of this until Joanna tells a magazine that what Jennifer Aniston did was really UNCOOL. Until I hear the code word, I'm not handing Jennifer any kind of award for achievement in the art of homewrecking.
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John Stamos keeps getting better...except for that trying to bang a coked up teenager hiccup I guess.
Who is the lovely homosexual next to the fish?
forget this ugly dude when will the gods of hollywood set her up with John Stamos already fuck!!! he loves to lick it Jen!!!!Go for it already go after him like he's the last man on earth not this loser that already had a wife and kids and family and the fucker failed at it....build ur own family with John...he has the same heritage as u plus he is super super fine...almost up there with Brad...all thats missing is the a list movie career but thats ok jen u cant have it all...u can pull enough money for the both of u...and he will still be fine..i mean really John keeps getting better with age...Brad no so much!!
Submitted by bugmenot on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 11:51pm.
IF THE SOURCE Is Oz WOMANS DAY magazine, this story is 100% FALSE!!! WD is just trash.
---Word! I don't know how they get away with calling that crap a magazine, and "New Idea aka No Idea" - more fictional cartoon than magazine.
IF THE SOURCE Is Oz WOMANS DAY magazine, this story is 100% FALSE!!! WD is just trash.
I think a third nosejob is in order.
His browline looks like the balls to his dicknose. Sorry Jen.
Gosh I'm so shocked../endsarcasm
Love the Maniston fans defending this shite with "he WAS married!" hahahaha.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by WinnieT on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:38pm.
To hell with all this - what part did he play on True Blood?
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He played Hugo, the boyfriend of the vampire Isabel who later found out he was a traitor.
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Yeah I don't believe this either. It seems her "machine" comes up with something every month, and it always coincides with either a release of one of her films or Skankalina's films. She strikes me as asexual also, which is so frustrating because it makes her mysterious to me. There HAS to be something crazy underneath all that, and maybe she's repressing/hiding it.
Besides that, she looks pretty in this picture and seems like someone who is a good friend. Sounds stupid, but I've read interviews in which she speaks about her female friends kindly, and I even saw this stupid book in the grocery about best friends that she was in. I say this because when have we heard about Skankelina having a female friend? NEVER. Another reason I think this shit is fake, even if Jennipoo is kind of desperate to find a guy who doesn't embarrass her in public.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
Why is this pathetic over exposed caricature still in the news?
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Submitted by the.sack.of.culture on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 5:05pm.
So JA knew the female half of this couple as a close friend for 10 years . . . and yet only now does the male half of the couple "introduce" her to their two kids??
No. No. Something about this story isn't adding up.
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Submitted by WinnieT on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:38pm.
To hell with all this - what part did he play on True Blood?
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He played Hugo, the boyfriend of the vampire Isabel who later found out he was a traitor.
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I bought a bottle of smart water a couple of weeks ago, so I feel like Jen and I have a bond for life... Joanna's mother needs to shut the fuck up, dammit
Australia's Women's Day... that's some serious media power right there. Did she at least get the cover???
*yawns*
I agree with MK, the only thing interesting or sexy about this guy is that he breathed the same air as Lafeyette. I think Jen needed some kind of response to Skankalina's VF cover and came up with this. BORING. I like her, but it seems like the air is leaking out of her career like a balloon with a pinprick. Unless she announces she's Lohan's new lezbo love, or is pregnant, she's going to fade into obscurity in 3...2...1...
I wonder how Gerard is handling all of this.
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J'Gartin in the hizouse!
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So JA knew the female half of this couple as a close friend for 10 years . . . and yet only now does the male half of the couple "introduce" her to their two kids??
No. No. Something about this story isn't adding up.
Boo! Even her scandals are boring. I bet when Anniston feels daring, she snacks on Activia.
Bitch can never seem to get it right. I honestly think she really wants to be alone, but there's a publicity machine that refuses to let her be the cat lady she dreams to be.
Live the dream, Jen! Don't let these publicity monsters take you down! Cat ladyism rules!
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Boooring. I'm convinced Jennifer is asexual. This is just another ploy in a long line of ploys to stay in the spotlight. She'll be on 10 different magazine covers next week for this. Yawn!
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 3:31pm.
If this is true, JA is kind of interesting now. And,hello, she's not a home-wrecker if they were ALREADY divorced. It's
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So they got together as soon as soon as the divorce was official and are now announcing it? I guess it can happen, seems unlikely though. She was probably fucking him long before. Get your slut on is her motto.
If she did that, Loons should dump Holie and embrace Aniston. They love homewrecking tramps, don't they?
If this is true, JA is kind of interesting now. And,hello, she's not a home-wrecker if they were ALREADY divorced. It's just one of those girl-code things that shouldn't really need explanation. I have mixed feeling about this.
Whatever. She'll be boring again tomorrow.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:19pm.
According to her devotees, she only dates losers, jerks and playboys because she's soooooooo sexually liberated and doesn't want marriage and kids or something.
It couldn't possibly be that she's a loser. Nope.
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She wants men who will treat her like shit, I think. It is that whole challenging yourself as a woman to change a man thing.
Submitted by labellavienna on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 3:18pm.
I've done this once, and i was not proud of it. But all i can say is...it is about time jennifer aniston settled down. so go jennifer!!
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It's easy to be the other woman, I've done it before sort of but I cannot imagine doing it to your own friend. And when I mean sort of, it'd be way too complicated to get into here. There's a woman code that you don't fuck your friend's exes... unless you are a slut. Exception is if she is genuinely over him and it has been a while (years) since they were together. And with her okay.
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You know this shit with Aniston and the new guy won't go anywhere. When does any of her relationships (other than Brad-I-am-desperate-for-a-family Pitt) go anywhere? She has a new boyfriend every month but can't keep them.
I've done this once, and i was not proud of it. But all i can say is...it is about time jennifer aniston settled down. so go jennifer!!
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Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:19pm.
According to her devotees, she only dates losers, jerks and playboys because she's soooooooo sexually liberated and doesn't want marriage and kids or something.
It couldn't possibly be that she's a loser. Nope.
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Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:25pm.
Excuse you! Getting to grab the ex of your good friend is like winning the freakin' lottery, yo!
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Ugh, my ex best friend dated a guy seriously after he broke up with me a long time ago. I still wasn't fully over him and really resented the hell out of her. I never trusted her again and we weren't as close anymore. She actually had the nerve to invite him to come along with her as her boyfriend whenever she and I went to go do something. The nerve. If it happened to me now and my friend knew I still wasn't over the guy, I would not so not put up with that bullshit. I imagine the ex is not too fond of Jennifer anymore (if this story is even real).
EDIT: they got together a month or two after we had broken up. Women can be bitches.
So? They're divorced and the dude is using her to hurt his ex. Jen didn't do anything so majorly bad. She's the revenge/rebound piece. I'm no outraged; I feel bad for her.
Also, what Cunning said.
Not that I'm a psych major or if this even relevant to Jen, but something like this reminds me of people who resent their fathers for abandoning them and their mother but end up doing the same things to their families.
Then again, if I was Jenny I would do whatever it takes to get rid of the desperate lonely old maid label that Angie had cursed her upon.
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Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:38pm.
To hell with all this - what part did he play on True Blood?
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He played Hugo, the boyfriend of the vampire Isabel who later found out he was a traitor.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
To hell with all this - what part did he play on True Blood?
I think every time Pitt and Aniston are ready to go public Jolie finds something else or bewitches the Pittster to hold him and JA has to report fake romances. I don't really believe this but if would be funny if true.
I wonder if the day will ever arrive where a Jolie discussion will not automatically turn into a Jolie vs Aniston thread and vice versa.
I know a girl that would never watch a Jolie film again because of her 'love for Aniston' which I find extremely creepy.
I personally find Aniston as boring as fuck and Jolie a pretentious hag. Meh.
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:15pm.
So this means she'll now be admired and loved by women of every age and even Montenegro style?
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Bawahaaaa. Too much!
c.s.that is a good point about the kids
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Every time I see a picture of Aniston I bemoan the plight of her hair. All that bleaching, straightening, blow-drying...
On 2nd read this kind of smells like bullshit though, because if they have all been homies for 10 years, how is she just now being "introduced to his kids?" Argh... more contrived relationship Jennifer Aniston drama and I fell for it hook line and sinker.
Cunning Stunt:
I agree. I just don't understand why people have to hate on one if they like the other one. I don't hate Jennifer Aniston. I just think she's a one-trick pony. And I would rather see a movie by Angelina than her, but that doesn't mean I'm the biggest Jolie fan either.
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Excuse you! Getting to grab the ex of your good friend is like winning the freakin' lottery, yo! Then you know the piece in question has been broken in jus the way you like it! Coz the bitch and you are, and now were, friends coz both you bitches kinda sorta think alike when it comes to your piece and shit---right?
Yeah - finding it really hard to believe that Jen is such great friends with this woman. If you told me she stole Lance from Sheryl Crowe, I would say , " you bitch"! We know they're good friends. And if anything ... maybe Jen was more friends with the dude and just became friendly with his wife b/c of him ...doesn't mean they're buds. But if it sells tabloid magazines ...well then go right ahead and drag Jen through the mud.
Oh and if it's true .. maybe her and Jolie can become friends ...now that they have something in common. But if she stole Brad back, would that mean she backstabbed her good friend Angie???? lol