Tuesday, July 13th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: LiLo's Machete Poster
The creators of this Machete poster made the sign of the cross before their version of Photoshop and then used the "May God be with you...." tool to erase any signs of crackiness from LiLo's face.
And it's nice to see that one of the leeches from Puppet Master got a job as LiLo's tongue. I mean, if LiLo really had a tongue like that, SamRo would've never dumped her ass.
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She doesn't look that photoshopped
*VOM* at everything LL
""Submitted by P.T.Bull
on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 3:09pm.
Its been done. Two Mules for Sister Sara was relased 40 years ago--and not a bad movie at that.""
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AWESOME. ASS. MOVIE! A must see - even today.
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Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:12pm.
You idolize a nasty has been who drives around drunk! Oh boohoo she shouldnt be punished because she is Lindsay Lohan!
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I never said she shouldn't be punished for driving drunk you fucking LIAR! Are you retarded?? I NEVER SAID THAT!!!
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Sorry fucktard your a liar! Your the whiney bitch coming in here complaining and crying how its soooo harsh she shouldnt be punished blah blah!
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Charming!
Do you kiss your lover aka brother/cousin with that mouth?
Really sweety thats the best you got? You seriously need to put your pjs on and have your mommy put you to bed because your up wayyyy past your bed time! You have to get up early and pick at your pizza face and beat off to Lindsay Lohan pictures, go get your rest you little toad!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Is that a real movie or just Lyndsy posing for ANOTHER movie poster like the LInda Lovelace one?
Ooh a pic of a woman licking a gun. Almost as original as a pic of a woman licking a blade. Or a closeup of a heavily lipsticked female mouth with blood leaking out of the side, and the tip of her tongue tasting the blood.
I'm assuming that habit was deloused.....
and Sparkle Cow, anyone with bad enough taste in music to like Adam Lambert needs to just die. Period. You come in here, attacking posters, and being an asshat to everyone, and then get pissy when you're put in your place. This is Dlisted--every celeb is fair game, and no one will put up with that shit. If you want to play, then prepared to get pwnd. If you want to state your opinion, don't be a cunt about it.
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Just imagine where the tongue has been.
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WTH is Al Pacino doing in this crapfest?
Ooooohhh, Lilo, you is so edgy, gurl!
((eyeroll))
When is this bitch getting locked up again??
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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""Submitted by P.T.Bull
on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 3:09pm.
Its been done. Two Mules for Sister Sara was relased 40 years ago--and not a bad movie at that.""
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WAS just thinking the same thing...Shirley Maclaine did this SOOOOO much better!
Ugh. Her tongue looks like a turd. I'm trying to figure out what the hell they were going for here.
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Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:35pm.
Man, you need to take a deep breath and calm your shit down. Lindsay Lohan will never date someone with such a nasty temper. Unless you want her to come wash you dirty little mouth out with soap.
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Suck Yourself!
I like it. *runs*
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What the hell is this crap? Watch her put on a decent performance cause she walking the line.
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LOL@ the poster below me
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Is that a poster or a premonition?
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:07pm.
The film is called Machete and she's holding......a gun?!
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That's the LiLo way! :D
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LINDSAY LOHAN as THE SISTER of ALI LOHAN.
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BTW, She'll be getting over 500k for her post jail interview. Barf.
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:12pm.
You idolize a nasty has been who drives around drunk! Oh boohoo she shouldnt be punished because she is Lindsay Lohan!
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I never said she shouldn't be punished for driving drunk you fucking LIAR! Are you retarded?? I NEVER SAID THAT!!!
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:12pm.
I hope someone gets nice and loaded and crash's into your car and kills you motherfucker!
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Charming!
Do you kiss your lover aka brother/cousin with that mouth?
Saw a trailer for this before Predators and I don't recall seeing her in the trailer at all. Maybe I just missed it. Cheech is funny as hell, though.
Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 3:23pm.
Awww what's wrong? Did I offend one of Lindsay's pathetic fans when I said she has herpes? Here, let me hold you while you cry
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AhHa this stupid piece of shit again? Crawl back to wince you came you shit stain! You idolize a nasty has been who drives around drunk! Oh boohoo she shouldnt be punished because she is Lindsay Lohan!
I hope someone gets nice and loaded and crash's into your car and kills you motherfucker!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
The film is called Machete and she's holding......a gun?!
She may have found her calling, start killing people while high on _________, dressed up as a nun.
She actually looks quite good in that poster, photoshopped and all.
Gross! What did the gun do to deserve a slimy herp tounge all over it?
Why is her tongue so dark? Looks more like she has a slug in her mouth....poor sluggie!!!
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Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 3:23pm.
Awww what's wrong? Did I offend one of Lindsay's pathetic fans when I said she has herpes? Here, let me hold you while you cry
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Suck Yourself!
She looks clean in this poster..
i wanna see this movie!
when does it premier?
I just might see this movie....I mean, the acting chops of Cheech Marin, Don "WTF Have You Been Doing For the Last 25 Years" Johnson, AND Blohan.
That is cinematic gold!
"Hey, this is how I can avoid jail!"
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WrathOGrapes...Why would the gun have herpes?
I guess you must have rubbed the gun against your genitals or something.
What a dumbass...who licks a gun?
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This is her comeback movie, sluts!
Give the trick a break!
Speaking of which...
Hohan should have gone to jail IMMEDIATELY, so she could serve out her sentence before this movie drops on October 29th. As it is right now, she is gonna be cutting it close!
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Someone should probably take that poor gun to get swabbed for herpes.
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Suck Yourself!
Wait, so does this mean Blohan was actually WORKING for some significant period of time?! When did this happen?
Its been done. Two Mules for Sister Sara was relased 40 years ago--and not a bad movie at that.
Trying too hard. Doesn't work. Madonna has fully explored the transgressive aspects and those who follow are derivitave and boring.
O! THIS is why SamRo is her friend again.
Shallow people are so funny.
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I used to be a R Rodriguez fan a long time ago, but bitch please. Trying hard much?
No interest in the movie, but at least BloHan looks like a different girl in the poster, in a good way. You know bitch be looking horrid in real life. But that tongue - ick!
Robert Rodriguez is overrated. That is all.
*runs out and never looks back*
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Bitch hasn't had a chin or jawline like that ever. For fuck's sake she's got JOWLS
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 2:24pm.
Only a ruhtard would lick a gun with a finger on the trigger.
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She's not licking a gun with her finger on the trigger because she's a ruhtard, she's doing because she's dangerous! She has no concern over hurting herself or anyone else...just like in the movie!
Yeah, it's a cliche image, but so is every Robert Rodriguez poster. For once, it's not LiLo's fault it sucks.
Sucky dont do it man!!! Dont feed this bitch and her mother any money!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
It figures the queen of crackie would have a picture taken where she pretends to give a gun a blowjob...
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