Tommy Girl's Thetans Are In A Twist
Anderson Cooper must have turned down Tommy Girl's invitation to personally audit mah boo's asshole with his tongue, because Scientology is now madder than Suri Cruise when you tell her ass "NO!".
As some of you may know, Mah Boo has put his giggle at risk by investigating Scientology on his show for the past few years. L. Ron Hubbard's disciples have gone after Mah Boo before for fucking with them, but now they are going in for the kill (Please don't kill Mah Boo, alien people).
Gawker reports that Scientology has published an entire magazine about Mah Boo's lies. Scientologists handed free copies out in front of CNN's offices in NYC yesterday afternoon. That mess is online, but Gawker was kind enough to post the highlights for those who don't feel like getting their IP address filed into Xenu's cabinet.
He (Mah Boo) only talked to "Anti-Scientology apostates," who'd been kicked out for bad things—including sex!
* Nobody even watches his stupid show any more (because it sucks).
* AC was a prima donna and kept putting ridiculous demands on Scientology, including once canceling and interview due to an "inner ear bug." Of gayness?
* Scientologists prove that they saw a Harper's Index at least once.
* Here is a picture of Anderson Cooper dressed up as a Joker (which is what he is).
* Anderson Cooper loves terrorists.* "Larry King was the only CNN host qualified to interview the Scientology leader." Haha.
And I think the picture they used of Mah Boo was taken right after Tommy flashed his hongray Scientolohole at him.
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anybody else notice how the arrow going beneath his chin looks like a ballsack and peenie?
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This is the equivalent to '' You're ugly and your mama dresses you funny''. Lame.
Andy has no fear, which is why CoS is after him. I predict epic FAIL.
no wonder Scientology is so popular with dumb ass celebs....it feeds their pathetic egos. Why else would TG spew he is the only one that can help at the scene of an accident?
I was in a plaza with a Walmart, and those turds were there in front of a walmart giving out personality tests. I enjoyed yelling cult at them. Then I got scared they would follow me so I had to hide in a sally beauty supply until they left. Maybe they are getting hit by the recession too?
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Best part of that article is...the pictures they show of themselves walking into CNN HQ and complaining that Anderson would not talk to them or see them in the NY offices. Well, the pictures of them walking are showing them walking into ATLANTA'S offices, not the New York offices. The entire article was talking about how much of a liar Anderson is, but the pictures of themselves taken at CNN were taken outside of CNN headquarters in Atlanta and inside the mall in Atlanta where CNN HQ is. Imbeciles!
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If Anderson Cooper is found dead in a shower, we'll know who to blame!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Crazy eyed bitch Karen Black is a member of CO$ along with Jeff Conaway, Kirstie Alley, Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley and the late Sonny Bono. A bunch of FUCKING FREAKS.
Just how is AC supposed to get information on CO$ when the freaks who run the organization refuse all interviews? He has to go to the defectors to get the truth.
CO$ is all about control. It's followers are mindless morons.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 2:45pm.
I want a copy.
But I don't want to be audited by the Thetans.
How can I get a copy?
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A copy of what? The personality Questionairre?
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I wanted a copy of the magazine badmouthing Anderson Cooper.
The Scientologist questionairre can kiss my butt!
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Tommy Girl has become very womanly! His hips are getting wider and must be very tempting to Will Smith, who has a boyish wife.
The public should be kept apprised of the dangers of the cult. And it is a forewarning of what's to come if we let fester in our midst!
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:19pm.
I am glad the beaten baby elephant is gone. I almost had to stop posting on here for a minute.
I know it was sad to look at.
If poor Anderson ends up in a ditch somewhere at least they will have some suspects.
Oh brother...this is just WWWWWIDICULOUS! But I do have to say that expose pieces about the CO$ will not reflect positively on Anderson Cooper because it will give CO$ more legitimacy than it deserves. It is after all a fringe religion( ...even if some zany Hollywood goofs decided to raise it's profile). And so far, CO$ does not seem like it has had any significant impact on society that I'm aware of...
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Not a huge fan of Coopers (unless that is he brings that sweet sweet ass of his over to mine and then I'll "fan" him all night) but anyone to take on those nut jobs has my flag at full mast!
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 1:04pm.
Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?
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O no! I much prefer when some old white man chooses my activities!
Do I get in NOW?!? :D
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Everyone including the scientologists know it's a cult running a huge scam. You are an idiot if you get mixed up with this madness...
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 2:45pm.
I want a copy.
But I don't want to be audited by the Thetans.
How can I get a copy?
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A copy of what? The personality Questionairre?
Start here for lots of info:
http://www.xenu.net/
Or cut straight to the questionairre:
http://www.xenu.net/archive/oca/
'THE FUCK?
COME AND GET ME XENU YOU GIANT FUCKSHITS!!!
I WILL CUT YOU!!!!
This means war.
*puts out call to the fangirls*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Ahahahaha.. For once I siding with the Scientologists (spelling error stays). It's about time someone put that fake ass journalist in his place.. Love it.
I want a copy.
But I don't want to be audited by the Thetans.
How can I get a copy?
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 1:39pm.
DO you like to watch porn alone?
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I got one!
Do you raid the fridge in the middle of the night?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Chiri - WHen you have time, I suggest going through all the documents at Operation Clambake, then, if you still aren't scared enough, go to "Anonymous" website and read some of their shit.
*shits self*
http://www.whyweprotest.net/en/
And I thought Mel Gibson was delusional.....
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I've always avoided the CO$ cultards (thanks for the new word, guys!) when I walked down the drag in Austin. Hell no, you ain't testing me for shit, and I don't want your stupid literature!!
Pure bullshit - but I imagine they target rich people so why the fuck bother with this publication? I guess for the common man to come in and give them more money for Tommy Girl videos.
Leave the Boo aloneeeeeeee!!
Okay, I feel better now. MK, why have you not written a master piece on this?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2465702/tom-cruise-will-smith...
TommyGurrrl and Will Smith hugging it out...
I would take one of those magazines and then say "Thanks, I need something to wipe up my shit with."
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Pffft. I'm sure Andy Boy is quaking in his supple Italian loafers. Who the fuck reads that "magazine" except cultards?? It's not like it's at the supermarket, wedged between OK! and Maxim.$cientologists are irrational, brainwashed, walking corpses who can't be reasoned with. The only choice is to blow up Miscarriage's office.
Oh, and for the government to grow some testicles.
DO you like to watch porn alone?
Coma Banana Caca!
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Oh for Xenu's damn sake! Is tommygirl behind this glib M.Boo bashing?? What a little fking girl to "release" some shit in a mag for some slight he felt. TG is becoming really hormonal as he midgetizes.
Anybody else notice that days have 'themes' (not MKs doing) but just that days have a 'feel' to them? Yesterday was all hilarious; today is hurt midget egos; etc? *sneaks a swig of flask* FK WHAT?! Its a rough day already!
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"Mel needs to smoke a bowl out of a bong made of Valium while getting a Valerian enema..." - MK, 7/12
...I'd add, if I may, a horse tranquilizer to Mel's throat into that bong mix...
Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?
Oooo thanks ME.
Imma read that crap
Coma Banana Caca!
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Here is the entire personality test, complete with the "correct" answers:
http://www.xenu.net/archive/oca/
Angel: you need MEDICATION!! I mean scientology!! ahaahahaha!
Coma Banana Caca!
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Chiri - I used to have a copy of the entire questionairre. Some of the questions were so bizarre and freaky I thought it had to be a joke.
Lemme see if I can find it....
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:33pm.
• Stressed?
• Unhappy with your job?
• Marriage problems?
• Relationship difficulties?
• Not achieving what you want?
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Doesn't a shopping spree at Bloomingdale's and a trip to McDonald's fix that?
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Meet Molly!: http://www.youtube.com/mollyissocoollike
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:21pm.
Here are some questions from the test for that Sciento/dianetics :
Start of Test
1. Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?
Not as much as I used to in the past. Not as much as I plan to in the future.
2. When others are getting rattled, do you remain fairly composed?
Yes. When people freak out, I find it very calming.
3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
Yes - becuz I have nothing better to do.
4. When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?
That depends on the decision - like, if I'm ordering dinner then no. If I'm being proposed to...well, then yes.
5. Do you intend two or less children in your family even though your health and income will permit more?
I try to never "intend" anything where children are involved. It's very stressful and I'm usually wrong.
6. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
What? This? I'm doing this on purpose:)
Do I get in!?!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Meet Molly!: http://www.youtube.com/mollyissocoollike
LOL! ahaha Beakyyyyyy put your glasses on!!
KD: yeah let's make up a religion! Have a doggie as the head leader of this religion. hehe.
The personality test is F***** 200 questions. fuck thatttttttt! "Answer each question as to how you feel RIGHT NOW. The accuracy depends upon the truthfulness of your answers. Each question may be answered one of three ways by marking one of the boxes next to each column"
This is how they get you in by feeling like shit first. I dont have time to think ALiens!!
• Stressed?
• Unhappy with your job?
• Marriage problems?
• Relationship difficulties?
• Not achieving what you want?
Coma Banana Caca!
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I had a coworker who was almost sucked into the cult. They asked for $$$ for books, tapes and audits. They requested that his girlfriend go in for some sort of couples counseling and told him to dump her because she had no interest in joining up. When he complained that the audits, etc. were too expensive they urged him to get money from his family. He finally wised up and quit that bitch.
Umm, hmm...ok...I would think they could come up with some more insulting shit than this fly by night fuckery. Sciencornholes are supposed to have all of these resources avaialble to them, good dirt on all the "stars" and this is it? I guess the evil banter between my friends and I would make a Sciento cry.
@Mabel- of course ugly sells big in America...look at Anne the horse Hathaway, Squints, any of the Desperate Housewives, any of the "Real Housewives...", Taylor Lautner, any Spelling, Skeletina, SJP, TGI Fiday's, Hollister, the Bieb beaver...ah well, you get it. People will buy and pay to see ugly ass shit here, as they will in most other places with this type of fuckery available to them.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:13pm.
After all these years, you would think more people would know alot more information about this sect, but alas, no.
All the major networks seem to be scared to tackle them. If they are a somewhat known religion, why is it that I barely know anything about their beliefs?!
And you never see any Scientology centers in the ghetto!
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And eventhough the CO$ has more money than fucking Bill Gates, those assholes expect services from other companies for free.
We have several CO$ centers here and they've asked us to provide them with some work, once they receive the quote I get a call "We assumed that this work would be performed as a donation/charitble act for our church."
Um, no, fuck you stupid cult.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:55am.
Triston, we had one in the family.
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HAD? What did you do??
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:08pm.
mcnightmare:
In this recession, how can you afford anyone else to dur' it for you!? ;)
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you speak truth!
to answer the question, i only meet these creeps in San Francisco BART stations, peddling their wares. they have a weird blood-sucking vibe and smell of rancid olives.
speaking of parasites, when is the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" post coming?
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
The existence of Scientology give me hope. ..That someday, perhaps I too can create a religion followed by thousands of rich people.
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:21pm.
Here are some questions from the test for that Sciento/dianetics :
3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
Huh??? I don't get what that has to do with anything.
6. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
I was skimming this post really quickly and read that as "Do you get occasional twitches of your mustache.....LOL. Scienos are fuckin' weird.
ha ha ha! Makes me think of striking a Charlie's Angels pose with my GV jeans ass sticking out!
God, remember those?
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
she took a bunch of paper clips and said.. see this is the income from the book sales or whatever.. then she made little piles "we all get a share" hmmm for some reason some piles were biger than the others.. LOL anyways.. on a poor month I would probably get a clip or two.. I do remember the job application being very very long.
Somewhere, that CO$ midget cult leader David Miscavidge is stamping his little troll feet and throwing a giant baby tantrum. Bunch of cult freak psychos.
Here are some questions from the test for that Sciento/dianetics :
Start of Test
1. Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?
2. When others are getting rattled, do you remain fairly composed?
3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
4. When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?
5. Do you intend two or less children in your family even though your health and income will permit more?
6. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
Coma Banana Caca!
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NO MICRO MESH FOR YOU!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Meet Molly!: http://www.youtube.com/mollyissocoollike
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:58am.
Of course Larry King is well-qualified to interview Scientologists, he's about 20 years older than the religion itself. That's like having Adam & Eve interview the Pope.
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Holy smokes that was brilliantly funny!
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FOR REALS! BwahahahahahahaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!! That had me laughing out loud.
Gee, Mabel is TALKATIVE today!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz