You're In Big Trouble, Mister!
Remember that very special episode of Full House where Uncle Jesse picked up a 17-year-old girl in a club, brought her back to his attic and then tried to get her coked up before offering to lick her cooch? Then Stephanie Tanner walked in on them and screamed "HOW RUDE"? Later, Danny had to sit Stephanie down and explain to her that sometimes when a grown man falls in love with a teenager, he shows that he cares by giving her illegal substances and offers of cunnilingus (laugh track goes here). Remember that? I'm sure your nana has that episode recorded on a VHS tape somewhere.
Well, the Associated Press is reporting that a woman is claiming that this mess actually happened in a hotel room in Florida back in 2004. The woman and a dude are on trial in Michigan for allegedly attempting to extort $680,000 out of John Stamos in exchange for pictures of him doing coke with a bunch of strippers. HAVE MERCY!
Allison Coss claims that when she was a 17-year-old high school student, she met John at a club in Orlando while she was on spring break. Even though Allison told John she was only 17, he still bought her a cocktail and invited her and one of her friends back to his hotel room. Allison claims that shortly after they got to his room, a couple of strippers showed up with a bag of the bad shit. Allison watched John do a few lines with the pussy peddlers. After that, John and Allison made out on the bed for a bit before getting into the hot tub. John got fully nekkid and asked if he could suck on Allison's illegal vagina. Allison turned John down, which caused him to jump out of the hot tub and break off a bedpost in frustration (that's not a euphemism). John apologized to Allison and asked her to stay the night, which she did.
For the next few years, Allison and John flirted with each other through e-mails. John then began to receive a series of emails from Allison (pretending to be someone else) threatening to sell a bunch of compromising pictures of him to the tabloids if he doesn't pay up. John contacted the FBI who confirmed that the emails came from Allison and a dude named Scott Sippola. They were both charged with extortion and the trial is going down right now. John is expected to testify.
The FBI says they never found proof that pictures of John with the strippers existed. John also denies the entire story and says it is made of lies. Basically, it sounds like Allison's extortion plan crashed into the Tanner family kitchen.
I don't have a vagina (check my file at the free clinic if you don't believe me), but if Uncle Jesse offered to eat it, I'd tuck my shit tighter than Gaga at the gynecologist. And more importantly, where was Kimmy Gibbler in all of this?! She was one of the strippers Uncle Jesse did a line off, right?
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How did she come up with $680,000 dollars as the number???
Did it just have that magical ring to it... WTF???
And Dave Coulier always struck me as the (fun lovin') perv, but what do I know...
Kimmy Kibler was overheard saying
"Kimmy Gibler: so what? he fucked me too when I was 17 and I didn’t get anything? wtf?"
rofl, someone said that at thesuperficial, and i cracked up lol
John Stamos is one of the very few actors who got hotter as he got older...he can be as rude as he wants and he can lick anything of mine anytime he wants..
I'd never think Chachi could be involved in something so sordid.
and mike? what is this obsession you have with kimmy gibbler?
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I have a new idol and know that this heffa is a FOOL!
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MK are you joking or was there such an episode? LOL i used to watch full house when i was little and i dont remember that episode AT ALL! lmao...
but the way you described that episode was soooo funny lol
I don't know why I know this, but actually Scott Winger who played Donna Jo's boyfriend was the voice of Aladdin. And Andrea Barber the actress that plays Kimmie Gibler does financial aid counseling at Whittier College in California. Why was Uncle Jesse's last name Cochran in the beginning episodes and then later changed to Consopolis????
One of lives many mysteries!
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:45am.
Rebecca Romijn, apparently. Rumors were that he wanted to start a family, she thought her career was about to kick off and didn't want to get pregnant, then they got divorced. Separated in '04, divorced in '05, and in the same year ('05, classy, right?) she announces her engagement to Jerry O'Connell. They marry in '07"
That's what surprised me--I mean, Jerry O'Connell? He's always had that 'special' look to me, you know? The same way Tiger Woods does... Who in their right mind kicks John Stamos to the curb for Jerry O'Connell?
OT: I've never been in a *hotel* room where the beds had posts...bed and breakfast places, yes, but never a hotel. So that alone sounds like lie-telling to me.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
I don't believe any of this.
and uncle jesse can get some anytime anyplace anywhere and ANYWAY he wants.
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Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 5:27pm.
"Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 5:15pm.
And these American Apparrel models suck. I have no desire to look like one of those Silverlake twats who is too "deep" to look like she fucking showers or eats or lives after the fucking 70s. Blech."
Hey Sonah22-do you live in Silverlake?
So do I and I agree its full of dickheads!
Nah, I used to live in LA. I was too po to afford Silverlake! And K-town is much cooler :P.
"Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 5:15pm.
And these American Apparrel models suck. I have no desire to look like one of those Silverlake twats who is too "deep" to look like she fucking showers or eats or lives after the fucking 70s. Blech."
Hey Sonah22-do you live in Silverlake?
So do I and I agree its full of dickheads!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Ugh. This economy is giving everybody some creative ass ideas on how to pay off their debt. She's probably looking for a way to pay off college loans or something. I doubt she felt taken advantage of at 17, and at that age 17-year-olds dream of being offered drugs and being badasses. And to turn down uncle Jessie? FAIL.
And these American Apparrel models suck. I have no desire to look like one of those Silverlake twats who is too "deep" to look like she fucking showers or eats or lives after the fucking 70s. Blech.
A picture of him doing lines with strippers? YAWN! People do that in Vegas every weekend.
Submitted by Athena13 on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 3:04pm.
Who the hell would try to extort money from JS? I'd extort more sex!
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I totally agree
I want to go on a date with Uncle Jesse.
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“Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.” -J.H.
You KNOW the bitch is a whoreina! Why else would she be at spring break when she was 17? Where were her parents? Nowhere, that's where! Whores and their parents never get along!
Who the hell would try to extort money from JS? I'd extort more sex!
Jesse and the Strippers
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
PERSONALLY I LOVE AN MAN THAT WILL GET DOWN THERE RIGHT AWAY SO IM LOOKING AT JOHN STAMOS IN A NEW LIGHT...
ANYHOO-GOTTA GO, I MUST CATCH UP ON ALL THOSE OLD EPISODES OF FULL HOUSE....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
BULL. SHIT.
If Uncle Jesse wants to Katsopolis your beave, you damn well say yes. She was either a lesbian, or is lying.
I think I am the only woman on the planet who John Stamos does nothing for. I always thought he had a piggish snout. I do think he's aging well and is more attractive now, but still, he's ho hum to me.
I think I am the only woman on the planet who John Stamos does nothing for. I always thought he had a piggish snout. I do think he's aging well and is more attractive now, but still, he's ho hum to me.
This is a story I didn't expect to read before noon.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
@Bossy do you really think a jury is gonna buy the bullshit she is selling? Because everyone is the free world already knew what a racist piece of shit Mel was I have been done with his ass for a long time but really this bitch waltz's in from Russia with this shit? No, no, no I dont think so. If I was on the jury I would be like bitch take your penniless ass back to Russia and honestly that baby needs to be put somewhere safe far away from either of these assholes!
Its also being said this cunt shook the baby and thats why Mel is so fucking pissed in one of the tapes!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Ummmmmmm. If Uncle Jesse offered to munch on my pooty pie, I'd be like HELLS YEAH. You don't turn that shit down. WTF?
From my limited experience with women, your's is the majority view... ;)
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Submitted by harveyprice on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:05pm.
I don't get chicks and not wanting their va-jay-jay's licked. Shit, if someone is offering to get down, I'm there. Why would I be complaining and bitching about this shit, "oh, I am so pissed, John wants to orally pleasure me and I'm just not into pleasure"--WHAT???WHAT!!!!!!!
@Uncle Brain-fart, yeah in the end he still has major issues whether she's extorting him or not (and I do think she was out to do that). Also, she has the advantage in these tapes of knowing they're being recorded, she edits herself and in this one it is almost a performance (letting us know how she's not a gold digger, how she's not a wh*re, prostitute, etc., that she used to make money and it's his fault she doesn't work anymore...) to let us know how she's good and he's bad. C'mon, you're both vile in different ways.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:35am.
LOL, I must've missed that episode, MK. Does anybody else remember reading in Jane a long time ago that he told the interviewer a story about how he had some really drunk girl wanting to come back to his room and he brought her back, made out with her in the dark for awhile and excused himself and had a friend come in and "finish the job" for him. So there's some girl out there bragging she banged John Stamos but she really slept with his friend.
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LMFAO HOW RUDE!! Best story ever! Thats funny he actually told the story in an interview though!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I don't get chicks and not wanting their va-jay-jay's licked. Shit, if someone is offering to get down, I'm there. Why would I be complaining and bitching about this shit, "oh, I am so pissed, John wants to orally pleasure me and I'm just not into pleasure"--WHAT???WHAT!!!!!!!
(this is not a comment on the underage aspect of this, so don't call the pedo hotline just yet...)
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
@ Bossy
She also said, "but its all going to come out now". She knew what she was doing. Doesnt make him less of a fucking douche.
I cry over the lack of poetic/comedic gold in this one...
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
In the recording Oksana says, "Are you insane? Yes you are of course, WE can hear that because you're screaming"...guess she knew she was going to release the tape for all to hear.
SCORE, 3rd Mel Gibson tape released:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-audio-another-me...
Psychotic gold!
lol she accuses him of making her not work, yeah, right, how convenient for a gold digger to say
LOLOLOLOL MK they don't shit like that any more. I hope I can find that episode at the Pirate Bay.
Uncle Jesse has had all kinds of poon since the pilot episode and for once I doubt this dumb ho is telling the truth. She should've let him go down on her and then take those pics straight to the police station.
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Submitted by Rhoda on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:31am.
Who says no to Uncle Jessie?
Rebecca Romijn, apparently. Rumors were that he wanted to start a family, she thought her career was about to kick off and didn't want to get pregnant, then they got divorced. Separated in '04, divorced in '05, and in the same year ('05, classy, right?) she announces her engagement to Jerry O'Connell. They marry in '07 and had twins in '08. Seems like that always happens...person says they don't want to have kids, aren't the marrying type, etc. and they break up, then the next person they're with they have kids, get married, etc.
Looks like Uncle Jesse had a case of Rob Lowe-itis!
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really what a nice guy. instead of telling the underage whore (who clearly like it or she wouldn't be there ) to suck his fat dick (which is what i would have done if i were a guy. i would have shoved that shit so far in her gag reflex would choker for a week ( ihave no idea what that means) but he's a true gentlemen. he offered to give not receive. a rarity these days.
LOL, I must've missed that episode, MK. Does anybody else remember reading in Jane a long time ago that he told the interviewer a story about how he had some really drunk girl wanting to come back to his room and he brought her back, made out with her in the dark for awhile and excused himself and had a friend come in and "finish the job" for him. So there's some girl out there bragging she banged John Stamos but she really slept with his friend.
Who says no to Uncle Jessie? John Stamos is the very definition of fuckable. forget the extortion she should be sent to prison for turning him down.
Stamos is getting dreamier as he matures (ages). I hope he ain't into kiddie strippers.
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"Mel needs to smoke a bowl out of a bong made of Valium while getting a Valerian enema..." - MK, 7/12
...I'd add, if I may, a horse tranquilizer to Mel's throat into that bong mix...
Submitted by Global-Traveler on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 9:58am.
And if he offered to lick on my vagina bone (legal or otherwise, existent or otherwise, imagined or real) it would be plastered on his face like that monster in Alien. Just sayin....
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ROTFLMAO! My thoughts exactly. I wouldn't be able to get out of my clothes fast enough.
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Submitted by Goldshift on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:06am.
I had the biggest crush on him as a kid. I remember watching "Aladdin" and thinking, is it wrong that I am attracted to this cartoon character's voice?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
i don't know. instead of going the usual hollywood pay off route, js reports her to the law and is testifying in court. sounds like he's at least somewhat innocent. maybe she got so coked out at 17 that she doesn't even remember what happened. the whole thing is weird. however, he definitely seems like he likes to party, no big secret there.
your point?
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
Submitted by Goldshift on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:03am.
what is it with the Full House cast and uppers?!?
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Because working next to Dave Coulier's vagina face all those years was a real DOWNER. :(
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
what is it with the Full House cast and uppers?!? Michelle turned into TWO coke heads, Stephanie Judith Tanner turned into a speedball and now uncle Jesse? I can totally see Stamos doing blow with Bob Saget (who is not funny) and underage girls. remember the guy that played D.J's boyfriend, Steve? I had the biggest crush on him as a kid. I remember watching "Aladdin" and thinking, is it wrong that I am attracted to this cartoon character's voice?
I'm trying to understand the distinction in the eyes of the law.
If you hire a slutbag of an attorney like Allred, extortion is perfectly legal.
If you go it alone, the FBI gets involved?
pfft 2004 was like a million years ago and no one should ever pretend they don't wanna do coke with John Stamos and a pack of wild hookers because its gonna be their FAULT. GO FUCK A JACUZZI!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I am shocked that 17 isn't the legal age of consent in Florida.
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