THIS BITCH: White Oprah At In-N-Out
As you can tell from the giant party countdown clock hanging over your cubicle, Lindsay Lohan is just a few days away from her greatest role yet: jail bitch. So since LiLo will be out of commission for a few days (or weeks), someone has to keep the paparazzi industry going by posing like a complete dick hole in the passenger seat of a car. And that someone is going to be White Oprah! White Oprah will make sure that the Lohan family face stays on top as the leading famewhores on the stroll!
White Oprah assumed her duties last night at an In-N-Out in Hollywood. Yes, White Oprah at In-N-Out! Just soap up a burger patty with the blood from my bleeding heart and serve it to White Oprah RAW! This hurts more than the time In-N-Out University rejected my admission application.
Now, In-N-Out occasionally lets me through their front door, so I realize that they aren't the pickiest fast food whore in the game, but WHITE OPRAH! That is LOW(han)!
In-N-Out just proved to me that they will spread their animal sauce on the tongue of any john who slips a ten dollar bill into their red and white garter belt! And I better not find out that White Oprah has a limited-edition In-N-Out VIP black card (with gold palm trees on it) in her possession! If she does, In-N-Out will be DEAD to me! I will cuddle up with that slut Wendy instead!
No, I don't mean that. INO just needs to lie to me if White Oprah is one of their VIP customers. Lie to me, INO, I promise I"ll believe...liiiiiie to me...but pleeeeeeaaaaseeee don't.... FUCK! Do you see what seeing White Oprah at INO is doing to me? It's got me quoting Sheryl fucking Crow!
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I get her and Kate Gosselin mixed up, which I guess isn't that far of a stretch when you think about it.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:30pm.
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Very good point. Funnily enough, "The Parent Trap" was on here last night and we were commenting on how endearing she was in it. I'd hazard a guess that it wasn't too long after that that people started saying yes to her instead of "HELL, NO!"
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:14pm.
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Seriously. The girl is grasping at straws at this point. Like she even has any real "friends." If she did, she wouldn't be in this mess because they would have checked her on her shit a long time ago.
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Which is why, I'm sure, she doesn't have any. Cuz they DID try and check her. And she went all "You just don't understand me!" on them. To which they replied: "I don't WANT to understand you!" Poor fragile sleeping beauty with her head in the sand.
♥ Threadkilla!
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you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:14pm.
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Seriously. The girl is grasping at straws at this point. Like she even has any real "friends." If she did, she wouldn't be in this mess because they would have checked her on her shit a long time ago.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:56pm.
Ahahaha!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1294481/Lindsay-Lohan-turns...
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OMFG - right to the bitter end, huh?
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Meet Molly!: http://www.youtube.com/mollyissocoollike
Ahahaha!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1294481/Lindsay-Lohan-turns...
I'm hoping that love can win this day...for it seems that it is all that we have for now and forevermore.
www.ferald.com
Does In-N-Out have a black card that she can scam them out of?
i miss the days when this monstrocity was known as orange oprah. nostalgic i am.
and i'm sooooooo looking forward to lilo's entry to le jailhouse. anticipationistic...anticipatory...anticipating i am.
profoundly gifted in basic english i am not.
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"we didn't get no fair shot at fairness," whined the ever so fair dina.
Why is this hag newsworthy?
That woman disgusts me more everyday. Throw the bitch in jail for child abuse.
"Complete dick hole"! Ahahahahahaha!
All that woman does is EAT !
I hope White Oprah is appreciating the fine culinary experience she partaking of...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Hopefully they let Lindsey out of jail on the downlow. I counld not believe the press Paris got when she got out. They shouldn't even tell, just takenher from her cell and put her in a cab.
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
MK, do not take this the wrong way, but I'm so glad you posted this! I'm heading to Cali next week and I NEED to go to In-N-Out again! I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I'm worried I might have forgotten to go if I didn't see this post. I've learned my lesson and put a memo in my phone's calendar and everything. Never thought I would have said this, but thanks White Oprah?
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
Is this Ali with a blond wig?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:05pm.
Bullshit, you've been ignoring me for three days!!! I talk to you and you never reply, mothereffer .
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Whatever. You can always e-mail me or talk to me on the telephone.
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LOL! Ruh Roh....do we have a new Speaky/Jizz team on the board?
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What?? WHAT!?
No! Never! Angel, that hurts. Fucky would probably love that though.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
In N Out than right to the pharmacy to get Lilo her *prescripted* drugs.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:05pm.
Bullshit, you've been ignoring me for three days!!! I talk to you and you never reply, mothereffer .
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Whatever. You can always e-mail me or talk to me on the telephone.
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LOL! Ruh Roh....do we have a new Speaky/Jizz team on the board?
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Meet Molly!: http://www.youtube.com/mollyissocoollike
She's just loving all this attention. What a horrible, piece of shit mother.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:07pm.
oh god, the gheys are getting all dramatic as usual!!
boooo hoooo!
LMAO
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You're jealous cause I haven't offered to take a whiff of your shoes yet.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:05pm.
Bullshit, you've been ignoring me for three days!!! I talk to you and you never reply, mothereffer .
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Whatever. You can always e-mail me or talk to me on the telephone.
On topic: she have smooshy frat face rike asian women
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
oh god, the gheys are getting all dramatic as usual!!
boooo hoooo!
LMAO
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Makin me hungry for some fries yo!!!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:02pm.
@ Fucky
It seems you got yourself a fan.
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I'm yer fan Sally Poo.
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Bullshit, you've been ignoring me for three days!!! I talk to you and you never reply, mothereffer .
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 12:02pm.
@ Fucky
It seems you got yourself a fan.
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I'm yer fan Sally Poo.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
@ Fucky
It seems you got yourself a fan.
Submitted by any on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:56am.
okay i usually dont comment but I have to express my love for:
suckandfuck
Uncle Brain-fart
el Bastardo
you guys are the best!
greeting from Panama
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Can this fucking idiot just disappear please? Her face is so annoying.
thanks Sal, Lilo looks kinda cute
*reports self to w*tbacks*
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:52am.
Sal: link please
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Here ya go, just for you Snowcakes.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/hwood_party_girl/b189869_lindsay_lohan_s...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:19am.
SUCK FUCK
HERE YA GO
COVER YOUR VIRGIN EARS
FRESH MEL RANT
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Dude, people south of the border can't listen to Mel's rant. I'm disappointed.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Sal: link please
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Did somebody see the new pics of HoHan and Samuel? They went out for sushi... The jokes do really write themselves.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
They serve crack at In & Out?
I've never had any food from there!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:11am.
FRESH MEL RANT OUT THIS A.M.
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Please provide links to transcripts or, preferably, audio.
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I'd prefer clay-mation reenactments.
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:19am.
SUCK FUCK
HERE YA GO
COVER YOUR VIRGIN EARS
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:O THANK YOU!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
thanks Few Words!
*REPORTS ENTIRE THREAD to the people that take f *cking money from the w*tbacks, ok?*
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
SUCK FUCK
HERE YA GO
COVER YOUR VIRGIN EARS
FRESH MEL RANT
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-audio-another-me...
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:11am.
FRESH MEL RANT OUT THIS A.M.
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Please provide links to transcripts or, preferably, audio.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
she looks like the grinch in that first pic
SNOWPIECE & SUCK FUCK
FRESH MEL RANT OUT THIS A.M.
"ITS MY FKING MONEY IM HER EMPLOYER"
"YOU OWN MY LIVER"
"I WILL FIRE HER"
"I WILL REPORT HER TO THE FKING PEOPLE WHO OWN MONEY TO THE FKING WETBACKS"
YOU CAN GO THRU MONEY LIKE A FKING WHORE
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 11:07am.
SUCKY UR GONNA MAKE ME SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
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*PANTS HEAVILLLYYY*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
SUCKY UR GONNA MAKE ME SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
oh rly
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:58am.
WHAAAT? WHAAAAT!?!?!?!
JUST SMILE AND BLOW MEEEEEEEEE
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look.... I need a woman. Not a LITTLE girl with a DYSFUNCTIONAL C U N T TT T T T T TTTTTTTTTTTTUH!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
WHAAAT? WHAAAAT!?!?!?!
JUST SMILE AND BLOW MEEEEEEEEE
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:55am.
you need a bat to the side of the head!
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OOOH YOU MAKE ME MAD!! I'M GONNA BURY YOU IN THE ROOOOOSEEE GARRRDEENNNNN! OOOOOOOHOHHHH!H!H!HO!H!OHO!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:51am.
you need a bat to the side of the head!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK