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The God Flops - The flip-flops for Christians and by Christians!
School teacher Shannon Hayes of Tampa, FL was at the beach one day when shook her head at a bunch of bad teens doing hood rat stuff. It was at that moment that God took a seat on her Tropicana Oil-covered shoulder and gave her the idea of putting his word on flip-flops and selling them for $20 a pair to the masses! And that's how the Walk the Walk flip-flops were born! Yes, God won't sue you for copyright infringement as long as you put his words on classy shit like flip-flops. Shannon explains to the Sun Sentinel:
"I know what a divine calling is now. I know that sounds kinda weird, but I really do feel that God told me to do this. And I see that every time I'm worried or stressed out about something, he points me in a new direction and it all works out. So I know it was the right thing to do."
You know, Shannon might be on to something. If Shannon really wants to be rolling around in a pool full of blessed hundred dollar bills, then she should tweak this idea bit. Shannon needs to come out with a Spanish edition that she can sell for 2 for $19.99 (my abuelita falls for those kinds of tricks) at El Super. The flip-flops should have a platform wedge with the Last Supper painted on the side of them. Shannon can call them SANTO DIOS CHANKLAS! That's where the money is at. Because abuelitas everywhere would get a new sense of pleasure knowing that the chankla that is about to hit your smug face is covered with the word of GOD. Get on that, Shannon!
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Why can't I come up with some stupid idea that makes money. I don't know whether to be jealous or what.
Sandbitch, re: the flip flops in YOUR avatar, now THOSE shoes would sell like crazy!!!!! I want a pair of Fuck U flip flops!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Lol. How fucking stupid. Hahaha. They look tacky, as well.
It is very interesting how we medicate and lock up some folks who say dumb shit like the explanation given by "Shannon" above, and then other people with the same affliction, we celebrate or make President. I would like to know how we, as a collective society, filter this shit?
*flexes fingers and divides paper into "crazy" and god is talking to them" sides*
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
I can't wait to see someone wearing these stepping on a giant dog turd. Then I will say it's god's calling.
EDIT: MK, our abuelitas would probably wear those chanclas with the image of a virgin instead.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Duh... Jesus wears Birkenstocks.
Perfect. Christians are always stepping on religion.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 8:12am.
Jesus has God PWNED in the sandal department. He at least introduced us to strappy leather flats instead of that cheap Oriental Trading shit.
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ahahahaha! Thanks for my first laugh of the day. OMFG "pwned." luvs it.
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
I'm holding out for the Abortion Kills a Beating Heart flip flops.
You know what they say. Spare the chankla,spoil the child.
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'' I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away. ''
don't we usually, and sensibly, lock people up for saying dopey crap like "god told me to"?
before they go on a shooting spree?
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
what a luxury, she doesn't have to have independent thought, she's not responsible for what happens to her, it was all god's idea. and the best part, she makes 20.00 a pair.
religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds.
Maybe my feet are just extra nasty, but if I wear white flip-flops for a long time, I get big foot prints right where her Bible quote would be.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Maybe it's because I was born and raised in Florida...but I love flip flops. You can wear them any and everywhere when you just need to run a quick errand and they def came in handy for the showers when I was in college. However, people who wear them with three piece suits,(I've seen it), a nice evening dress (also seen it), or to job interviews (seen that too) need to be punched in the face, I don't care what's writen on them! and 19.99?! b*tch please, Wal-Mart sells them things for 5 dollars and they'll last you for years. Try again.
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 8:38am.
--DORK SOIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 8:18am.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE IN JESUS NAME I PRAY. I WANT THESE CREW MEMBERS LEAVING.
--DORK SOIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do people actually fall for this shit? Shopping fucking heaven and earth as a means for happiness, even? If there was a god, your ass would be hit by lightning for spamming that shit.
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@Madam Prince --No. It's not that flip flops should be message-free. it's that the message SHOULD BE...."No flip flops." Period.
Remember when Liz Lemon complained that people wear them to church? I was applauding that.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 8:18am.
---Especially fucking good.
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ahhhhahhahahh GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE IN JESUS NAME I PRAY. I WANT THESE CREW MEMBERS LEAVING.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
FIRST FLIP FLOPS THEN NEXT THING YA KNOW THEY'LL BE SELLING FORTUNES AND ZODIACS AND TAROT CARDS!! UNGODLY.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 8:15am.
But what good are they if my calloused feet are hiding the Lord's sweet words?
---Especially fucking good.
But what good are they if my calloused feet are hiding the Lord's sweet words?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
No offense to any god people who post, but christ on crack, christians are the biggest whores in the world. It's a good damn thing the bible is beyond copyright, because I'm betting this bitch ain't willing to pay any royalties or anything for using a god quote. A divine calling to sell Jesus shoes, yeah, my big Kardassian size 2 ass.
And TexnDoc, jeezus fucking christ, "some cultures wear them in the shower or something" ? Didn't you ever live in a dorm?
Jesus has God PWNED in the sandal department. He at least introduced us to strappy leather flats instead of that cheap Oriental Trading shit.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
This is lamest Hot Slut of the Day in a long, long time, MK.
This has been done, Shannon... years ago... Birkenstocks, Shannon? They dont call them Jesus-Torsion for nothing!!
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40am.
oh honey, if God went against everything written in the bible and made direct contact with a human do you honestly think it would be to tell them to put scripture on some cheap ass, made in Hong Kong flip flops?
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No, he would send chain emails and damn you to hell if you don't forward them on.
I hate those things.
"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Now that is dark-sided!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Most nicer hotels give those cheap things away. I think some cultures wear them in the shower or something. Weird to have nightly turn-down service and see a chocolate on the pillow and a pair of flip-flops next to the bed.
I now want a pair, arse.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Pretty sure Jim Jones got started this way.
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
One of the many things wrong with FL - dumbass, goofball Jesus-freaks.
Right, because everyone is going to see the message with toe-jam infested feet covering up the shoe. It would have been an interesting idea if she had put the messages in the crotch of underwear, then everybody would want to read it; hell; they would take the time to read a sermon.
Someone needs to do a flip flop on her brain.
oh honey, if God went against everything written in the bible and made direct contact with a human do you honestly think it would be to tell them to put scripture on some cheap ass, made in Hong Kong flip flops? Apparently people desperate for divine intervention will buy anything. How about Satan's sanitary napkins? "Just what you need for that time of the month when you are feeling a little evil."
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Big fucking deal...
I don't like this. Flip flops should be message-free.
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