Monday, July 12th 2010

Mel Gibson's Assault On Our Souls Continues....

I'm about to file a restraining order against recording devices for continually raping my ears with a pack of Mel Gibsons. Radar has released the sequel to Mel's "You Look Like A Bitch In Heat" rant, and this one is 8-minutes of Lucifer's newest spokesperson raging and huffing like Boy George after doing a sit-up.

To say that Mel needs to smoke a bowl out of a bong made of Valium while getting a Valerian enema in anger management class is an understatement. Mel has more anger in one of his ass lips than Christian Bale, Bill O'Reilly and Alec Baldwin combined.

In this latest rant, Mel admits to beating on Oksana Grigorieva and says that she deserved it. Mel also threatens to bury OctoSana in a rose garden. That is probably the most romantic thing Mel Gibson has ever said.

You can listen to the whole thing below:


We should turn this into a drinking game. Every time Mel screams out "cunt", "whore," or "WHAT?!", we should pour a shot of rubbing alcohol into our ear hole. Kosher rubbing alcohol, of course.


And if you don't feel like ruining your Monday even more by exposing yourself to Mel's voice, here's some quotes.

"You make me want to smoke. You fuck my day up!"

"You should just fucking smile and bloooow me, because I deserve it!"

"Go to the goddamn jacuzzi yourself. Go fuck the jacuzzi! You have no fucking soul! And my soul is screaming, because you don't want to join mine!"

"I left my wife, because we have no spiritual common ground. You and I have none! You won't even fucking try."

OctoSana - "You need medication."
Mel - "WHAT!? WHAT!? I NEEEED A WOMAN! Not a little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt!"

OctoSana - "I'll call the police."
Mel - "WHAT?! WHAT?! You fucking cunt! You're in my house!"

OctoSana - "You're going to answer one day, boy."
Mel - "WHAT?! WHAT?! I'll put you in a fucking rose garden you cunt! You understand that? Because I'm capable of it!"

I couldn't help but not laugh every time Mel barked out, "WHAT!?!" That needs to be remixed.

Image via Paunch Stevenson

Posted by: Michael K


percysmom's picture

How about this angle...no one would have believed her, not the press, the public or the cops had she NOT recorded these rants. These seem like they were made late into the relationship, after many rants, physical alterations, threats, AND after they had separated.

I think she is simply trying to protect herself and her child...she is smarter (or more shrewd) than most woman and does not have the typical abused woman's attitude where she is trying to protect him or "feels sorry" for him.

Now that she has exposed him; if she "drowns in a pool" or is the victim of random "street crime" or "commits suicide" then Mel certainly looks suspicious, right? Let's not forget, abused woman are killed everyday by their former partners. In good, bad and every other neighborhood/socio-economic class in between.

harveyprice's picture

That's what Mel gets for fucking with a Russian...they some crazy whorz. I should know, they randomly yell at me at the grocery store sometimes (I got some Russians that live in the 'hood, ya know)

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 12:02pm.

Mel has an obsession with blow jobs.

Who isn't? Suck my noodle!

Supertramp's picture

Love is deaf, dumb and blind.

I can understand why she fell for Mel Gibson.

And, I can futher understand why she made the recordings, to protect herself.

Personally, I think the man is paranoid schizophrenic with psychotic tendencies. He just flew under the radar as most do.

I predict Mel will go 5150 Psych ward along with rehab as a way to "excuse" himself.

Regardless of Oskasan's motives, no one should be talked to nor treated that way.

@ Chef Cammi, thanks for catching the typo!

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:56am.
Last I knew, taping someone without their permission is a violation of federal law, it's called wiretapping.
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If both parties are in the same state, then state laws apply. They vary as far as one or two party consent.

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M.E.'s picture

Mel has an obsession with blow jobs.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:59am.

The key is the first wife, is she spills, it would clear up a lot of this conjecture. I wonder what his kids think? He has 786439 of them, doesn't he? Grown ass kids too.
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Yeah, all that silence is killing me. Straight up.

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Damn....who knew Mel Gibson was so batshiat crazy. However.....his rant is fucking comical as shit. South Park's Gibson character was DEAD ON.

M.E.'s picture

I cannot believe what I just listened to.

Mel is psychotic.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:59am.

El Bastardo. will you promise to bury me in a rose garden? After I get raped by a pack of n****ers, of course- because you can always see my pussy when I go out.

Stupid Honkey!

Pamela's picture

WHy does it always have to come down to getting blown Mel? Why? That isnt going to solve everthing ya know!

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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Submitted by CholaMom on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:49am.

Quick story: I once got a psychotic phone call very much like this -- from some drunk guy who was angry and bitter because I got a part in some show and he didn't. Don't ask me how he got my unlisted home phone number, but he did. It sounded A LOT like this. Rambling, incoherent, making no sense, psychotic, and ultimately threatening to do me harm. I would have called the cops, but, for some reason I didn't. BUT I should have -- because that loon is still walking around somewhere probably drunk and threatening the next person.

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In the book, "Notes on a Scandal" there is a part where Barbara is talking to another teacher and he's losing it. She says something about how many people are just teetering on the edge of madness and if a stressful situation were to come up, they would make that final leap into crazy.

My douche-bag brother has ranted like this against my ex-sister in-law. He was always kind of a hot-head, but not foaming at the mouth ranting crazy like he was when they were getting divorced. For some dumb reason she never got a restraining order or called the cops even when he said he was going to kill her in front of their kids and burn her house down. Needless to say, we no longer speak to him.

Green Is Good's picture

Where did Octosana hide the tape recorder? Ewwww, never mind....

Brooke276's picture

Am I the only one that laughs out loud every time he says "WHAT??" in that clipped tone????

Brooke276's picture

Why doesn't anyone say that this man should be in an institution? He has LOST HIS DAMN MIND.....I would be terrified if i were her.

I have no doubt that this is what OJ said to Nicole.

Missy70texas's picture

If Gibson hadn't followed the high road (for a while) I think he would've turned into a serial killer, that is one sick misogynistic puppy. He looks like Charlie Manson in that picture not the poor strange animal.

OXA's picture

This is what Dr Lillian Glass had to say about last weeks rant.

http://drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.wordpress.com/2010/07/10/mel-gibso...

She could stroke out after hearing today's.

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El Bastardo. will you promise to bury me in a rose garden? After I get raped by a pack of n****ers, of course- because you can always see my pussy when I go out.

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Rocket's picture

"Gee Mel, maybe the next time you stick your dick in a woman you'll make sure you're wearing a condom. "

Probably he's going to have a little trouble getting a date - Bonnie Lee Blake is dead - BUT I believe Gary Coleman's exwife is available Mel.!

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angel_i on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:52am

His divorce from long time wife #1 had no details released publicly.
Not one iota of what happened in the marriage, methinks wifey uno had to sign a disclosure agreement.
Now, Oksana may have heard shit here and there about Mel's assholery but had she REALLY known what to expect, this could have very well been avoided, in my perspective at least, but who knows how much she knew, Mel ain't exactly a social butterfly.

The key is the first wife, is she spills, it would clear up a lot of this conjecture. I wonder what his kids think? He has 786439 of them, doesn't he? Grown ass kids too...
Someone will talk. As much as i want to not be on Team Oksana, it's kinda hard at this point to not be.

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onthefringe's picture

Awww poor Mel just wants some love and a decent blowjob.

And if he doesn't get it, he's gonna bury you in the rose garden.

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"They tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort." Bill Hicks

abusive relationship patterns
1st guy is super duper sweet perfect
2nd he says one abusive condescending comment you are falling and just either ignore it or he does what will become the pattern abusive , and then super extra sweet
10 years go by and you have no teeth but those sweets moments are so good and he is only nasty when (insert option) and he promises he will change every time
Im not per say taking Octossana side but I know too many women in abusive relationship that stay with them for years hoping for change so I doubt he was an asshole from day one
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Few Words's picture

gotta hand it to the russian mama
shes got mel balls in a knot

FAV LINE: JUST FKING SMILE & BLOW ME

KARMA IS A BITCH MEL
YOU FKING HONKEY PECKERHEAD

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M.E.'s picture

*listens to recording*

*speachless*

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:46am.

y kanderso on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:38am.

As crazy and abusive Mel is, OctoSana is sort of predatory. It seems like she dated him, picked fights with him, pushed his buttons, got herself knocked up, and recorded everything while it was happening. She kind of set him up, right? That's kind of sick too.

yep poor innocent Mel got seduced and the riled up to made to say the vilest of thing because decent men say those things to women they love. Have you ever been in a loving relationship? No matter what she did short of purposely hurting the baby deserves such rage
and please women dont get themselves knocked up alone somehow she git his sperm and im pretty sure she didnt rape him

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Hey, no way, Mel is not innocent in any way and he seriously is mentally ill and shouldn't be allowed to function independently in society. I would say he should be jailed, but the truth is he probably should be in an institution instead.

My point is I don't think she's your typical battered woman's syndrome victim. Battered women hide what's going on and try to protect their abuser; try to convince the world everything is okay. What happened here seems very calculated - - she gets knocked up right away (yes, he helped, but as a woman who has spent the last 10 years unmarried and sexually active, I can tell you that I've made sure to practice safe sex and use birth control because I didn't want a baby) and tape records all his violent rants and then shortly after their fallout releases them all to the press? To me, that does not look at all like a battered woman. It looks like a fame whore who was willing to put herself and her child at risk for the ultimate media exposure and money should would receive.

Now, while Mel is a fucked up lunatic, an alcoholic, a biggot, a racist, and a pathetic excuse for a man, that doesn't mean what she did is acceptable behavior, if it happened the way I'm guessing it happened.

What self-respecting woman would put herself through that, and have a baby with that lunatic, for media coverage and cash? I sure as shit wouldn't. That's all I'm saying.

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Last I knew, taping someone without their permission is a violation of federal law, it's called wiretapping.

Gee Mel, maybe the next time you stick your dick in a woman you'll make sure you're wearing a condom.

I can't imagine the hell his first wife must have lived with and subjected their children to.

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Rocket's picture

It doesn't mean much that she got pregnant - he is a famous, rich man and not using a condom - well he got what he deserved.

He just may be the dumbest man on the planet.

ps: where does MK find these pictures?! hilarious.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:37am.
At least he's romantic about it. Bury her in a rose garden?? Most loons would bury their wives in a stagnant ditch somewhere. Damn, i just teared up. Love till the end awwwwww!
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I giggled like a bitch on that one.

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onthefringe's picture

Well alrighty then. Mel is scary crazy. Makes me soooo glad I have never had a man like that and I never will.

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Submitted by PantyChrist on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:35am.
I hate to admit it, but I would totally buy a desk plaque or coffee mug for my job that says "You make me want to smoke."
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don't worry. all of these priceless gems will be available on t-shirts and coffee mugs by the end of the week.

I'd grab one of the "you make me want to smoke" coffee mugs too !!

Raul Duke's picture

TEAM MEL!! BLOW JOBS RULE!*********************************************************************************************** Raul loves it too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjX9trDwp_o

Rocket's picture

I'm sure he was on his nicest behavior when he was "courting" her.

She needs to get a restraining order and with some of that money, hire a big ass bodyguard to wipe the floor with his ass if he comes around.

She was smart enough to state over the phone about him hitting her with the baby in her arms and he admitted it saying she deserved it.

No judge in his right mind would give him visitation after hearing that and rightly so.

I feel for his other children hearing all that, but they probably have been the target of his rage at times.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:33am.
He needs to elaborate on how her cunt is dysfunctional. Enquiring minds want to know!
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she doesn't cum when they fuck. which makes her dysfunctional in his eyes.

not listening.

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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:46am.

Oh sure, Oksana is clearly the one in the wrong, since Mel has always been like this and all.
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I don't think she's in the wrong, per se...but I do have to wonder how she let this go on so long...and took recordings instead of, like, going to the police when she got hit...

He's pretty far gone - how long could she have known him before she realized he was dangerous...OR to be more precise NOT dangerous. You know? Like he was safe ENOUGH to make it long-term worth it.

I don't condone violence of any kind but something about her approach to all this is stinky. And it makes me a little tiny bit angry that she may have knowingly brought a baby into all this.

Now MAYBE she got knocked up by accident and they had a conversation whereby he promised to start acting normal....but something about all this seems so calculated. Even the way the info is being released...it's really being drawn out, you know...

And you know what? Maybe it's not even about the money. Maybe he just pissed her off SO badly one day she just decided she was gonna take him down. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and all that....

Man, and that Sugar Daddy video...I just can't let that go...

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This motherfucker is nuttier than a squirrels shit. Gotta love it. And this bitch use some of that money to pay for security.

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suckandfuck's picture

ahhh shiiit life just keeps getting better *closes office door to listen*

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

yucko's picture

"Go to the goddamn jacuzzi yourself. Go fuck the jacuzzi! You have no fucking soul! And my soul is screaming, because you don't want to join mine!"

Whaaat? He spews out anger and then says something that sounds like it belongs in romantic goth poetry. Fucking weird.

And DUH she has no spiritual common ground with you. You can't have expectations about dating a hot woman, assuming she'll catch up religiously later on (Sasha Baron Cohen, anyone?). What a psycho.

moomarse's picture

OKOKOK... You know what? They're both fucked!!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Statler and Waldorf's picture

Mel is like the rabid Old Yeller. He needs to be taken out back and put out of his misery.

Either that or an exorcism. Some kind of demon is living in that kook.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

and the huffing and puffing? I am shocked he didn't have a coronary after all of that screaming. I wonder if he has a vein like Skeletina's?

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El Bastardo's picture

Stupid Fish.

CholaMom's picture

Submitted by cattitude on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:43am.

I think maybe Oksana recorded it because it had been going on for some time and she didn't think anyone would believe her, but who knows.

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That's my guess too. Oksana probably figured she'd need to record it to make sure the cops took her seriously when she asked for a restraining order.

Quick story: I once got a psychotic phone call very much like this -- from some drunk guy who was angry and bitter because I got a part in some show and he didn't. Don't ask me how he got my unlisted home phone number, but he did. It sounded A LOT like this. Rambling, incoherent, making no sense, psychotic, and ultimately threatening to do me harm. I would have called the cops, but, for some reason I didn't. BUT I should have -- because that loon is still walking around somewhere probably drunk and threatening the next person.

StickaCockinWoo... on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:46am.

The part I don't understand whatever she did to get him why didn't she still continue working after a couples of years of dating and a baby.

Was he drunk saying all that stuff to her or sober because what is she doing to piss him off? So far the rants are one sided. Does she ever talk on the tapes? How is she able to tape him and him not knowing and is she able to use hose tapes in court?

she talks in the tapes says she is calling the cops and leaving him and he just gets angrier tells her she has no friend and no one other than him to turn to typical abusive male

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:43am.
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:42am.

Mel has ALWAYS been a hot head - even his movies are all about anger, killing, fucking up people type films..... it was just a matter of time before people realized he was like this ALL THE TIME!

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And his wife is usually dead in his movies, too.

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True dat! Guess they needed to come up with some way to cover the "out of my mind craziness in his eyes" persona....

I still say she's setting him up! He needs to STFU and disappear for a while.... (please!)
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

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Submitted by cici on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:43am.

omg - the rantings of addiction/mental illness..get some help Mel you can certainly afford it. Getting bloooooooown is not the answer.

I would have to disagree!

KD's picture

Hey old man, YOU NEEDA HEARING AID???

Sluttsville's picture

If she had not recorded his calls, no one would have believed that the once high & mighty Mel Gibson spewed this venom. He is delusional & dangerous, his God complex is off the radar.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

OMGOMGOMG!! WHAATTTTTTTT? WHAAAATTTTTTTT?

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y kanderso on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:38am.

As crazy and abusive Mel is, OctoSana is sort of predatory. It seems like she dated him, picked fights with him, pushed his buttons, got herself knocked up, and recorded everything while it was happening. She kind of set him up, right? That's kind of sick too.

yep poor innocent Mel got seduced and the riled up to made to say the vilest of thing because decent men say those things to women they love. Have you ever been in a loving relationship? No matter what she did short of purposely hurting the baby deserves such rage
and please women dont get themselves knocked up alone somehow she git his sperm and im pretty sure she didnt rape him

"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma