Joan Rivers vs. SamRo
And in today's Twatter battles, we've got Joan Rivers melting in one corner and SamRo sitting in the other corner so mad that she could chew the dick off of David. It all started when Joan stepped up to the mic and made a few funny jokes about Lindsay Lohan's ridiculousness. Well, SamRo apparently thinks she's the only one who can point and laugh at LiLo, because she threw a "You so old the Museum of Natural History Museum wants to buy a lock of your pubic hair" joke at Joan Rivers.
This is what Joan wrote on her Twatter:
Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
2:57 PM Jul 9th via webLindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
3:38 PM Jul 9th via webI was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
3:44 PM Jul 9th via webLindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had "Eat me you party skank," painted on hers.
about 22 hours ago via web
And SamRo tried to double fan kick Joan in the taint with this:
Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear. #bully
about 16 hours ago via web
Yes, it's true that Joan Rivers eardrums retired years ago and are now carpet bowling champions at a seniors community in Boca, but what does that have to do with her READING SamRo's Tweet? The dumb bitch! SamRo might have a point about Joan Rivers being older than Larry King's first cock ring, but she should save her strokes for something else (leave your suggestions here). Because Joan simply #doesntgiveafuck.
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I guess Samro is missing the "fame" she got when she was going around with lilo. Kind of desperate, since we all know Rivers or anybody else could give a crap about her. I hate it when people describe her as a DJ. She basically plugs her ipod up to some club speaker system and walla!...she's a DJ, lol!
I've never quite understood the "celebrity" status of this SamRo c*nt.... she spins records or something? BIG F'n deal! Are we so desperate we are making celebs out of DJs... stupid.
This c*nt was a big part of Lilos problems... it's called enabling.
God bless Joan Rivers!
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Submitted by teayza31 on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 2:59pm.
SamHo hasn't seen her name in print enough recently so she decided to do something about that.
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Gee, teayza31, your post looks really familiar.
Oh right, I posted the same exact thing, word for word, yesterday.
WTF?!
Submitted by onthefringe on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 4:36pm.
SamHo hasn't seen her name in print enough recently so she decided to do something about that.
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SamHo hasn't seen her name in print enough recently so she decided to do something about that.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
funny how SamRo is coming to Lohan's defense after the bitch harassed her and her family after their break up. all of the sudden, you are Lohan's friend. Get the fuck outta here. I'd respect SamRo better if she wasn't a God damn hypocrite.
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Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 9:45am.
Submitted by Mish
Tad Homophobic, perhaps?
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HA! A racist calling out homophobia. Yeah, I know Poopsie, gay men can have racial prejudices too.
ON topic, I know SamRo won't win that fight, but her first response was pretty funny.
LOL! This is what Joan was doing at around 24 (yes, that's being generous but not by much)
During the late 1950s, Rivers appeared in a short-lived play, Seawood, playing a lesbian with a crush on a character played by a then-unknown Barbra Streisand.
That's after collecting her BA and getting married, mind.
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god...samro is a fucking DISGUSTING ugly piece of shit. i wouldn't touch that thing with a 20 ft poll....seriously. disgusting outside and in. i can't even look at that picture of her for more than 2 seconds thats how bad i hate this nasty dyke. not to mention how irrelevant she is to the entire world population. pressing play on your itunes list....wow what a lifetime accomplishment.
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Tad Homophobic, perhaps?
Ummmmm, SamRo, you need to limit your attacks to someone of equal intellect. Like Lilo or the cactus she fell on. #douchelez
Team Joanie, ftw!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Joan Rivers is an annoying cunt, but her insult comedy is undeniably good. Gotta give props to that old hag.
She may be old but she is funny. Team Joan Rivers
Team Joan Rivers. Lindsay refuses to get out of the public eye, so she should be ridiculed for having all her drama on display.
SamRo was one of Lindsay's biggest enablers as Lindsay's partner for all those years. Lindsay is a grown ass adult. 24 is not a child.
Since when did Lezlo treat this chick badly? I'm not one to stand up for the crackhead fuck up but lest we forget this bull dyke sold pictures of her passed out in her front seat twice? Or how about used her to get a bigger fee? The bitch is an alcholic and you invite her to your "job" where free booze is readily available?
And now she's giving interviews in The Times (London) like she's some big shot? Amd what do all the questions pretain to? Either her brother or Lezlo. Still getting rich off others.
You are the only Fag that keeps Samro "relevant"
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LiLo is a hag...
This bitch is only famous because she fucked on Lohan. People only hire her because they can't get Mark. She needs to move the fuck on because her 15 minutes were up a long time ago. "DJ" my ass, she plays off her ipod.
really i don't know why the fuck everyone brings lindsays age into this. she's just a child. since when the fuck is a 20 somethng year old a child. since NEVER u butch lesbian fuckface . get over it ppl she's an adult. never have i heard this line so many times before as with lindsay. tons of other stars are picked on in their 20's and i have never heard it used for them
Ok, I lol'd at "Eat me you party skank".
Sam Ro's finger looks like its from a mummy in ancient Egypt .........she also has a little bit of the Stan Laurel thing workin'
Sam Ro needs to repsect her jewish elders.
I kinda love Joan Rivers, but this whole twitter war gets a major side eye from me.
TEAM JOAN. and remember, sam, being old is the natural consequence of a life well lived, if you're lucky. being stupid, on the other hand, is something to try to avoid.
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but, then again, what do i know?
"Lindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had "Eat me you party skank," painted on hers"
LOL - good one!
Forgive my obsession on this, but SamRo must have the nastiest second toe... thing's probably 3 inches long and all knuckles
Seriously, I wonder if she's ever toe fucked Lindsay... imagine sucking on those puppies
Always liked Joan. Remember when Elizabeth Taylor was fat fat and Joan said "Her blood type is Ragu."
Joan Rivers has made a long, successful career of making fun of losers like Lindsay Lohan. Samro has make an f-list career of being the former mistress of a c-list actress. Joan FTW.
LOL! For some reason I can't get over this.
O! Boohoo! I'm old! At least I'm gonna die before the world ends.
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O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 8:38pm.
hi angel i - it was a weak jab on samro's part. supposedly lindsay is dating that israeli soldier, eilat, or something like that. i think she is in yesterday's lilo pics.
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Hmmm...gotsta check that one out....
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O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 8:49pm
Hope she put that money in a 401K or CD account. Looks like her celebrity gravy train is coming to an end.
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god...samro is a fucking DISGUSTING ugly piece of shit. i wouldn't touch that thing with a 20 ft poll....seriously. disgusting outside and in. i can't even look at that picture of her for more than 2 seconds thats how bad i hate this nasty dyke. not to mention how irrelevant she is to the entire world population. pressing play on your itunes list....wow what a lifetime accomplishment. her brother on the other hand...is a hot hot piece of ass.
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she has totally screwed over Lindsay and is now standing up for her? Lindsay needs to get as far away from her as possible. She is 11 years older than Lindsay-hello!
Fuckin' hell damn, SamRo is one boney bitch! And Joan Rivers is resorting to Twitter to stay relevant? Pathetic.
ETA: I can't spell.
Joan all the way!!! Bitch knows how to give the finger. The only other person who gives the finger like SamRo is this idiot i went to school with, who played airguitar while listening to Metallica all day.
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"You're an old bitch!" said the Gollum-looking, 35 year old wannabe DJ attention whore who dresses like a thirteen year old nerd whose parents gave her 100 to shop at Hot Topic to change her look for 9th grade.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 8:39pm.
eileenie - i will sign it.
off-topic - WHO besides "celebs" give the finger in that half-upright way? joan knows how to give the finger. samro gives a half.
I was pondering on that a few weeks ago- came to the conclusion it's something macho guys do (or in this chick über cool lesbians *eye roll*) and I think it actually needs to be practised..pretty sad.
When I try it hurts my umm wrist tendons or something around there..(have weak wrists though)
Hahahaha, amature.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 6:54pm.
Did ANYONE know who laptop DJ SAMRO was before Lindsay ? Anyone ? Did she have "fans" ? Doubt it...she is so transparent...I bet she's getting 1/100th of her "fee" to "DJ" now and she wants a part of this drama...if all else fails she'll resort to the tell-all and trashing LL (as she likes to refer to herself) again...
p.s. Is Jessicca B back from her brunch yet ? That's a hell of an appetite !!
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Koko, Samuel went from making $1000 a night to $25000 at the peak of her fame with HoHan. And all she ever did was to have her ho dancing next to her while her Macbook and Ipod were in shuffle mode. I can imagine that she's not making as much anymore.
eileenie - i will sign it.
off-topic - WHO besides "celebs" give the finger in that half-upright way? joan knows how to give the finger. samro gives a half.
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hi angel i - it was a weak jab on samro's part. supposedly lindsay is dating that israeli soldier, eilat, or something like that. i think she is in yesterday's lilo pics.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 7:29pm.
4. she said people that old cant hear - not meaning joan reading samro's tweets, but meaning, if joan picked on people her own age orally, not on twitter.
can you all follow that now?
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Number 4 is still a dumbass remark. They're having a twitter fight. No one can hear that. Ever.
But the rest of it....? I have to say - I believe that SamRo prefers LiLo to be feeling desperate. Is LiLo dating someone? Who?
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The McCanns Did It
Where's Wayland Flowers? I thought for sure that was a picture of Madame!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 7:49pm.
Simply put, Joan is royalty commenting on the village idiots!
TEAM JOAN!
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Exactly! SamHo don't know what the fuck she is talking about.
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Ha! It just occurred to me. I'm surprised Joan didn't shoot back with:
*cue Joan whine* Hunny, they can't hear me cuz they're DEAD!
LOL!
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