Friday, July 9th 2010

Mel Gibson Being Mel Gibson: The Tape!


Mel Gibson's "You Look Like A Bitch In Heat" rant against Oksana Grigorieva has finally leaked on Radar Online and it's some serious shit. It's like Mel's flirting with the South Park writers. I swear, Mel is huffing and puffing so damn much that lines of the bad shit on the coffee table are probably blowing all over the place. If you put your nose to your speakers, you can practically sniff the coke smegma dripping off tonsils. The KKK is totally going to remix this into a dance song to play at their pot lucks.

And I love how OctoSana is sitting there as calm as a stoned sloth. She's imagining all the money she's going to make when she leaks this audio tape of Mel shooting his career in the head at close range.

UPDATE: That was fast. The Hollywood Reporter says that Mel Gibson's agency WME has dropped his ass.

Posted by: Michael K


swarm-of-locusts's picture

I think Octs first plan was to leak info about the tape hoping it would drive Mel to the negotiating table and get her a multi-million dollar settlement. Mel must have said "fuck that", being the nasty drunk that he is, so Octs leaks the goods hoping he'll change his mind about a settlement for her silence. I think dude is too far up his own ass to ever let some "bitch" take his money without a down and dirty fight.

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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:42pm.

Hi y'all. I'm at work so I can't listen to this because I don't want to make the tyrant angry, but would any hooker with a heart of gold do me a favor and tell me if Mel really drops the N bomb?

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Affirmative, Will Robinson.

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ahahahahahahaa, Sucky!
SAL! We are in the presence of greatness! Congrats, baby!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:41pm.

GAY JEWS DID IT! GOD BLESS THE GIBSON-PITTS!
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I thought you were jewish.

Sluttsville's picture

Why couldn't she have calmly told him that she didn't have time to chat that she & the baby were heading to a synagogue....both of them dressed in a green thing.

Dog's picture

THE GAY JEWS WITH IMPLANTS DID IT!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:39pm.

I will have my priest contact you. You obviously need help because you are not a Christian and you are very, very, very, VERY DARK-SIDED! But, you are not ghey, so that's a good thing

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Andrei's picture

Wow... this makes me want to watch Maverick. HAHA.

salacious's picture

Hi y'all. I'm at work so I can't listen to this because I don't want to make the tyrant angry, but would any hooker with a heart of gold do me a favor and tell me if Mel really drops the N bomb?

Dog's picture

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:39pm.

While I think Mel Gibson is a dillhole for this latest rant, I also think his "ex" is a bitch for releasing this information so it makes it look as if she's an innocent party in all of this.

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The only person who deserves to be spoken to like that is BloHam.

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suckandfuck's picture

GAY JEWS DID IT! GOD BLESS THE GIBSON-PITTS!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:38pm.

REPORTED AGAIN RACISM
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REPORTED FOR DISCRIMINATION AGAINST DIFFERING OPINION REPORTED REPORTED REPORTTTTEEEEDD!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Dog's picture

THE GAYS DID IT!

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While I think Mel Gibson is a dillhole for this latest rant, I also think his "ex" is a bitch for releasing this information so it makes it look as if she's an innocent party in all of this. I'm sure she's in it for the money. She knew what she was doing to be honest. Gold Digging 101 = Target the crazies.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Message In A Bottle's picture

wow....just...wow...is this the same man that played the role of William Wallace in Braveheart??

Just shows you that lots of money doesn't buy you happiness.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:34pm

REPORTED AGAIN RACISM

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

stinkbutt's picture

He's one KRAZY ASS BITCH.

Sayonara's picture

I have to hear it one more time. **Pressing Play**

N.Y...Jersey...Philly

suckandfuck's picture

THE JEWS DID IT!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:23pm.
Mel's been set up! You sick liberals won't be happy until he's brought to ruin, simply because he was vocally against your deviant sexual behaviors.
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Mmmmmmmmm, I think Mr. Gibson has enough of his own deviant sexual behaviors to work on before he gets to mine. Mr. Gibson isn't being set up, but his narrow minded thinking & bullish ways are finally being publicized.

SpiceDong's picture

Based on my audio production experience, this recording is funky...his voice sounds like is coming through a phone line or a completely different environment, not the same room or moment where the skank is. He obviously said those things, but based on the way this was recorded his lawyers will argue this is manufactured and that those are lines recorded and edited out of context. the fact that she was recording without him knowing will also come and bite her in the ass. His career was dead anyway, so this hoopla true or not is just putting the nail in the coffin...i doubt she will get anything more than the mandatory child support. And Mel will always have his millions to pay the best lawyers and keep his wrinkly racist ass warm at night even if he never makes another picture. In this case they are both big time losers. Karma is a bitch!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sexually deviant behaviors!!!

Mel's a fucking pig with a short man complex who had to start his own religion so he could cheat on his wife with no interference from the Pope. Henry VIII, anyone?

Mel's the deviant asshole who wanted to fuck around with no consequence. And where did that get him? Hmmmm....

True colors of Mel, how nice to see you.

EDIT: Can we stick Mel and Dina together in a padded cell? Each has doled out their share of abuse, whether mental or physical, and need to get slapped in the face with a reality check.

zomay's picture

Is Mel even divorced from Robyn yet? I have no idea. Anyone know?

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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:19pm.

Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:14pm.

This, combined with threats, combined with him roughing Oksana up is swimming dangerously close to OJ Simpson territory

Meh. I'm a little lukewarm on comparing him to somebody that cut two peoples heads off.

Even OJ still had his golfing buddies after that =P

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Well, Mel did threaten to bury Oksana in the rose garden - at this point it can be presumed he meant buried dead and not alive. The ugly thoughts were there and Mel screamed them out to Oksana and now the world. HE IS SO FINISHED THAT HE COULD CUT OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND IT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ECLIPSE THE GIANT CRATER CREATED BY OKSANA'S TAPES!

(( RIP Mel's career. Amen. ))

Not to get too facetious but I think the "Signs" were already there from a few years now that he was straddling "The Edge of Darkness". Only thing is, he probably isolated himself so much from anybody that could help that he plunged himself into a hell of booze, drugs and a bad relationship that was going to be his downfall. His personal demons killed off anything positive he had in his life...

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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:23pm.

I was waiting for your dumb ass to chime in with a stupid comment. Go back to telling your tales about your nurse mommy and her celebrity clients. They were bad, but at least they showed some creativity.

Back to the topic, aside from the trolls who are just saying this shit for a reaction, how can anyone defend this jackass?

I really want to see this green outfit that he was so disgusted by.

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Submitted by OXA on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:19pm.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:15pm.
This makes me REALLY want to go and hear a sermon at that private goofball church he controls in Malibu.
That would be The Church of the Holy Family in Malibu. U cant just show up have to apply to be approved 1st.

Send me an app., would ya? I'm going to check black or mixed for the race question. I'll bet it helps me.

Sluttsville's picture

Oksana, this could have all been avoided if you have only worn the yellllllow thing, why did you have to wear the greeeeeen thing.

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Submitted by LA on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:16pm

Cosign on the Madonna/Whore thing. He wanted her to become the Holy Mother and she wanted him to become Father Knows Best.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:21pm.

I think Mel Gibson is a horrible person and I'll smile when I hear of his death. That said, he does have talent when it comes to telling a story. Apocalypto was by no means perfect, but it had a visceral pull that kept you entranced the entire time. The scenes in the urban areas (when the captured are being led to sacrifice) were fucking amazing. The costuming of the priests and nobles just blew me away.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

TEAM LEFT WING DEVIANT BEHAVIORS!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Johnathan C. Frank's picture

Mel's been set up! You sick liberals won't be happy until he's brought to ruin, simply because he was vocally against your deviant sexual behaviors.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:21pm.

Aww, that sucks you saw the end first. I loved that last twist when you know who showed up!

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@ Provolone
whats up provolone!! i saw the ending late one night and was hooked.. had to tivo it and watch over.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:15pm.
This makes me REALLY want to go and hear a sermon at that private goofball church he controls in Malibu.
That would be The Church of the Holy Family in Malibu. U cant just show up have to apply to be approved 1st.

Provolone's picture

Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:14pm.

This, combined with threats, combined with him roughing Oksana up is swimming dangerously close to OJ Simpson territory

Meh. I'm a little lukewarm on comparing him to somebody that cut two peoples heads off.

Even OJ still had his golfing buddies after that =P

@chefcammi- Apocolypto was awesome.

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Submitted by toofargone on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:07pm.
"Vegas whore" & "sashaying" & "GREEN THING" are the best parts

that's right Mrs. Vorhees - I completely agree
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True! I a nearly fell off my seat when he said GREEEEEN THING! I'd loooooove to see that outfit.

Sayonara's picture

He really emphasizes "THAT GREEN THING". Now I am curious as to what the green thing looks like.

N.Y...Jersey...Philly

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

I'm predicting an entry into rehab shortly...

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Ang's picture

I thought it was just a catholic chapel on his property?

LA's picture

By the way, check out the shack Mel and his first wife lived in. Don't know if it is sold yet. It sickens me that an asshole of such epic proportions tainted this amazing piece of property.

http://www.luxist.com/2010/03/06/mel-gibsons-lavender-hill-farm/

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mike on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:15pm.
This makes me REALLY want to go and hear a sermon at that private goofball church he controls in Malibu.
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Me too!

swarm-of-locusts's picture

Octs has good get-it-done skills but Mel's career died years ago and he's rich,crazy, drugged-up and arrogant enough not to give a fuck about trying to save it. I love how laid back she is on the phone while he's doing the typical abuser thing of picking apart everything about her.

Am's picture

Nobody knew about Sandy's baby until AFTER the Oscars. So let's keep her off this thread. And Obama too.

I can only imagine what Mel's ex and kids think.

LA's picture

Classic Madonna/Whore complex. I bet the fake tits and tight clothes were a big turn-on when she was just another skank he was banging. Now that she's had his blessed offspring, he suddenly wants her to be all proper and ladylike.

I hope Mel dies a painful, miserable death. Soon.

carefreea's picture

My stepfather used to be this abusive towards me and when he committed suicide, his family revealed that he was a paranoid schizophrenic, amongst other problems, who hadn't taken his medication for over 30 years.

I'm curious to know if there are underlying mental health issues with Mel.

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Sayonara's picture

Foreign bodies in there...

You look like a Vegas Whore... Sashaying around in your tight clothes. You can see your p*ssy from behind!

This dude sounds crazy!

N.Y...Jersey...Philly

mike's picture

This makes me REALLY want to go and hear a sermon at that private goofball church he controls in Malibu.

Possum's picture

Stupid dumb dick bastard asshole.

Gonna be interesting when he kicks off and thinks he earned his way in for the Passion of the Christ (aka snuff) film. I smell a hot handbasket!

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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 4:55pm.

Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 4:46pm.

This, combined with threats, combined with him roughing Oksana up is swimming dangerously close to OJ Simpson territory - and I wouldn't be surprised at this point if he winds himself in the clink for all this. No brain cells left in his head to give him the warning signals that he was spinning out of control and that he can't act however he wants within personal relationships, even if he is just blowing off steam which he'll no doubt claim. Just look how impotent he is now that he can't even influence peddle his money to make this go away. His crassness on that tape makes his Jewish rant seem lighthearted and funny by comparison. See how stupid and how out of control he's let himself become that he's worse than ever? Of course he's finished because nobody will ever be able to respect him again.

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