Mel Gibson Being Mel Gibson: The Tape!
Mel Gibson's "You Look Like A Bitch In Heat" rant against Oksana Grigorieva has finally leaked on Radar Online and it's some serious shit. It's like Mel's flirting with the South Park writers. I swear, Mel is huffing and puffing so damn much that lines of the bad shit on the coffee table are probably blowing all over the place. If you put your nose to your speakers, you can practically sniff the coke smegma dripping off tonsils. The KKK is totally going to remix this into a dance song to play at their pot lucks.
And I love how OctoSana is sitting there as calm as a stoned sloth. She's imagining all the money she's going to make when she leaks this audio tape of Mel shooting his career in the head at close range.
UPDATE: That was fast. The Hollywood Reporter says that Mel Gibson's agency WME has dropped his ass.
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...sadly, that's the way it runs in some relationships. I'm glad she got him on tape, no matter the motives. No one deserves that kind of treatment.
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In night time we succeed - Hello Kitty
Sucky, your dress makes you look like a slut. I want you HOME!
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So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again.
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It's time that Britney steps in & repay the favor & give Mel some advice & counseling.
Memba this: http://www.dlisted.com/node/26514
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:36pm.
*knocks out Sucky's teef for wearing green thing*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:36pm.
Oh my God, what a display! hahahahahahahahaha
Well, he's no McGill man, Jana.
*knocks out Sucky's teef for wearing green thing*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
ubmitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:35pm.
something MUST be wrong with me (i mean seriously wrong( because this whole thing brings on the most mazing giggle fits.
i'm just bummed that they didn't play the "burn the house down after you blow me."
I was waiting for that the whole time, and got really excited toward the very end, thinking that was going to be his last line.
Oh my God, what a display! hahahahahahahahaha
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In night time we succeed - Hello Kitty
Sluttsville on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:31pm.
I think if they would attend 2-3 therapy sessions, this relationship could be saved.
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tears in my eyes
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥
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Dog that's horrible! Look I'm just telling you. It's just an appraisal.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
something MUST be wrong with me (i mean seriously wrong) because this whole thing brings on the most amazing giggle fits. for some reason every time i read something about Mel and Oksana Bayul there
i'm just bummed that they didn't play the "burn the house down after you blow me."
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
"I'd rather get engaged to Lindsay Lohan than have anything to do with him," one studio chief said.
Best quote of the day!! That bitch is poison in Hollywood now. It's about time! hahahahahaha Fuck you Mel!!!!
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I'm confused about you.
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Look I'm just telling you. It's just an appraisal.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:30pm.
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Good point Breaky, I'm also looking forward to hear what Jodie has to say about it.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
KOKOSKITTEN HOW DARE YOU BLAME MEL. This is why you hate America. Also, those are not Mel's pants.
"I can see your pussy from behind!" LOL!
truly disgusting.
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:23pm.
*points at Sal*
You got a boogie. Wipe that snout, you heathen!
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Dog, I ate them already. Salty... yum!
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Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥
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So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:30pm.
I'm pretty sure there's by now few social groups Mel hasn't managed to offend. So far I'm counting Jews, women, black people, Latinos, gays, law enforcement, people with at least half a brain.
I think it is bad that i am slightly turned on by this.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:24pm.
As a homersexual, I believe the gay jews did this because they are jealous of Mel Gibson's titanic penis.
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I'm confused about you.
Submitted by Joeb on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:24pm.
So what!? I think Mel's being pretty nice. It's not like he's throwing her into the street where she belongs. He's breaking it off with the slut. Do you actually expect him to be warm and fuzzy? This is all Mel's personal business.
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IT'S NOT FAIR ! IT'S A SET-UP! MEL IS THE MODEL OF GOOD CLEAN CATHOLIC LIVING!THE BLACK GUY MADE HIM DO IT !
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I think if they would attend 2-3 therapy sessions, this relationship could be saved.
Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:59pm.
This. Also, the select naivete society in general employs when dealing with rich men married to golddiggers never ceases to amuse me: does ANYONE here honestly believe (even without these tapes) that Mel actually ever loved Oksana? If not, how the fuck do you get off claiming him as a "victim"? He wanted an easy piece of pussy, she wanted a pay day. Are you honestly telling me that he didn't predict that the hot piece from Russia with the fake boobs was actually interested in his "big heart" and "good Catholic values"?
Men who are married to golddiggers more often than not also have sidepieces and the reason they remain married to someone who is with them for the money it's because the wives don't care, as long as they get to enjoy the husband's monies. If they're not drop dead naive or completely senile like J. Howard Marshall, it's a simbiotic relationship.
What probably lured him in the first place was her fake tits and provocative clothes.
Isn't it funny how what attracts us in the beginning can make us hate the other person in the end?
There talking about him on JVM and there saying he's stated that he's bi-polar (not that there's anything wrong with that) but it sounds like he is off his meds !!!! And a drunk. And a racist, misogynist.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
They had to drop him, because now it is official - Mel Gibson has offended some of the largest factions of people in the United States:
Jews (including the gay mafia, let us not forget) which run Hollywood, which he must have forgotten after that 97th drink, African-Americans, and gold-diggers.
Cuz a true money-hungry ho can and will only take so much.
So Oksana didn't get a ring from him. She can buy her own now and save all her teefs to boot.
And I really wonder what Jodie Foster is going to say about all of this? For she has never beenone to shy away from speaking her mind. And this is probably about to be her 'heaux up or blow up' moment. Everyone in Hollywood is going to be watching her to see if she 'goes there' and casts him aside. It's going to take a Hollywood heavyweight to kick him completely out. And she could very well be the one to do it and turn the tide.
I'd lick her poon front to back if she did!
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Submitted by Romai on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:06pm.
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I really want to see it!
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:25pm.
Dog, I ate them already. Salty... yum!
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STOP PUTTING FOREIGN BODIES INTO YOU. CORRECT OK GOOD.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:23pm.
*points at Sal*
You got a boogie. Wipe that snout, you heathen!
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Dog, I ate them already. Salty... yum!
Yeah, he definately sounds like he is used to her not talking back. Friend of mine had an abusive husband, and she would always talk like that around him , to not provoke him any further.
Every time i heard their shit, i was like.. I would be dead already, cause i couldnt shut my mouth with someone talking to me that way....
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:23pm.
SUCKY, I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE! STAY IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!
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I'LL STAY IN THE HOUSE, BUT FIRST YOU WILL BLOW ME.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Oksana also has a son with Timothy Dalton. She probably tried this with him as well but all he said was, "You're not very nice and I don't like you. Please pass the scones and jam."
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
So what!? I think Mel's being pretty nice. It's not like he's throwing her into the street where she belongs. He's breaking it off with the slut. Do you actually expect him to be warm and fuzzy? This is all Mel's personal business.
As a homersexual, I believe the gay jews did this because they are jealous of Mel Gibson's titanic penis.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This is just really sad...it's not even funny, just sad. I would have been terrified of him if i was Oksana.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:43pm.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I thought you were jewish.
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SALCHI I am not Jew. I have foreskin.
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Sucksalot, * sighs * I didn't ask about the status of your peen, but I guess that if I ever want to be foreskin buddies with anyone then I already know whom to look for.
*points at Sal*
You got a boogie. Wipe that snout, you heathen!
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So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
SUCKY, I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE! STAY IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
As a woman, I don't have a problem with gold diggers, if they would just call it what it really is; prostitution.
And hey, I think prostitution should be legal and sex workers should be protected, I just think gold diggers are luckier hookers and to look down on other women is twice as sleazy.
Especially in a day and age, here in America where women have so many opportunities. I do feel sorry for Oksana because coming from a country like Russia, she probably did think he actually loved her and probably was star struck.
Still, whether she's a gold digger or a hooker is irrelevant.........Mel still needs to shut his bitch face and keep his hands to himself, plain and simple.
Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 5:59pm.
Side note, I just don't get the vehemence against golddiggers. As long as the wealthy party is in a sound state of mind, what's the problem? One party is trading appearance for money, the other is trading money for a piece of arm candy. It's not as though the women are slipping GHB to the men and stealing their sperm and then suing em for child support, or pickpocketing them on the street. They're both benefiting from a bargained-for exchange.
@Uncle Brain-fart
exactly!
how do we know her pussy *wasn't* hanging out of the GREEEEEN THING?
this is a kangaroo court!
he sounds like he's running lines. Like he wrote it down in the car on the way to call her. "I have a GREAT one... a pack of...YEAH!"
If he's used to her simple submissive "uh-huh's" in response to the mean things he's spewing, then this is all totally normal in their house.
No surprise all around, really... It just seems... "normal". And I'm not sure why, but, I'm not offended by it at all.
That said, I think they are both crap-tastic and deserve each other.
Isn't it satisfying to know that the man who was told by GOD that he should make a gory Jesus reality movie is a total prick. Hey die-hard Christians... aren't you glad you gave this guy your money???
what's with all the sniffing? I didn't think he was into that too.
what a low life peice of shit...any man who would talk to me like that I would nail him to the cross (pardon the pun...) worse than they did in the Passion of the Christ...what kills me the most...is I saw that movie and thought, wow, what a great man to capture Christs' resurrection and the pain so beautifully, he could do no wrong in my eyes, but after this...geez..I don't know....and to think this is the same man...geez...all I can say is WOW...this is the same Mel that did Braveheart, Lethal Weapon, Bird on a Wire, Mad Max and so many more...no redemption for him absolutely none.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
FINALLY.
He may have gotten away with the sugartits and jews-war comment, but he's DEAD with this one. The courts will screw him, Hollywood will moon him, and nobody will ever see another one of his movies. Goodbye, you reeking turd, and good riddance.
Oh and i betcha we get reports of Octosana shopping a tell-all pretty soon.
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Wow. Just WOW. He is sooooooo done... I wanna see that "green thing"! Maybe her pussy WAS hanging out...no further statements without getting to see "the green thing"
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:03pm.
Sal, I am good, CT King! How are you?
Dog, please take that green thing off; I can see your pussay from behind.
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Leenie! I stayed up until 4 AM helping someone with an art project and making fun of Mrs Patrick Campbell here, so I woke up around 1 PM. I had the evening shift today.
* looks around for Dog's snail trail *
So. Does this mean they won't be getting married now?
So Mel, when you were humping Okasana and grabbing onto her boobs while you were still married to Robyn, did you enjoy her FORIEGN BODIES????
Hypocrite