Friday, July 9th 2010
Put Everything On Spain!
The World Cup final isn't until Sunday so that gives you plenty of time to sell your organs to the Russian mafia, lease your kids to Maddox's child army, turn your apartment into a Nazi whorehouse for the weekend (Mel Gibson will come) and then put all the money you make on Spain beating the Netherlands. You cannot lose, because Paul the Psychic Octopus has wrapped his Sylvia Browne-like tentacles around the lucite box with Spain's flag in it. Paul is never wrong! And if he is, well we can all sit outside the welfare office together while chewing on calamari.
Also if Paul is right Bibi Eden owes him a blow job. Wait. Do octopuses even have peens? A peentacle?
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Holy shit he was right! He better get his!
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Viva Espana! Since the Americans couldn't win, I'll go with my ancestral Country. Caliente!
Everyone I've asked, (including my African, muslim taxi driver, who said he's only watched the Ghana/USA game) says Spain will win. Since I know nothing about soccer, I'll take their word for it.
Some loser skeleton-less bottom feeder is not gonna rob us of a victory that should have been ours in '74 and '78 already. Personally I don't give a crap, but it would make my dead's year and Lord knows he deserves some fun.
So, not only does an octopus know all about soccer, it also has a huge penis and could probably give an awesome massage.
How does that make you feel, boys?
Submitted by pepperjam on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:28am.
I don't know if octopuses have peens, but squids have huge penises:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8792000/8792008.stm
Super squid sex organ discovered
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ew!
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Spain totes eliminated us from the World Cup, so I say BOO SPAIN. On the other hand I can't stand the lazy-ass douchebags that make up for what we call the national team, so go Spain?
I hope the octopus wins.
I was pulling for Brazil. They play beach volleyball only using their feet and heads which is fun to watch.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:00am.
Imagine how many vuvuzelas that cephalopod could play with at one time!
Um, an octopus has 8 limbs but it still has only one mouth...so, one?
I wish I could be an octopus. Those things are sneaky.
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:32pm.
mmm, Paul and a nice lemon butter sauce..er..i mean GO SPAIN!!
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mmm, Paul and a nice lemon butter sauce..er..i mean GO SPAIN!!
I thought the WALRUS was Paul.
*liquifies all assets, bets on Spain*
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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:00am.
Imagine how many vuvuzelas that cephalopod could play with at one time!
*GASP* WHAT did you call me??
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I shan't repeat it in public. ;)
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Happy 50th Birthday, To Kill A Mockingbird.
Born/Published July 11, 1960.
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SOme tentacle porn up in heresh!
ahahahaa at the last sentence!! shhhhhhhhhhh*t!!!
Coma Banana Caca!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:00am.
Imagine how many vuvuzelas that cephalopod could play with at one time!
*GASP* WHAT did you call me??
A boy octopus has an octopeen, actually he has eight of them. A girl octopus has an...octupussy, of course. And a smile on her face, because of the octopeens.
That concludes today's anatomy lesson. Tomorrow we will study human anatomy, specifically how to give a blowjob. You're going to enjoy your homework for the weekend!
Heh heh. You said "peen tickle"
Octopope Paul I.
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Auri sacra fames
He better be wrong because I already bet on Netherlands winning. >:(
I don't know if octopuses have peens, but squids have huge penises:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8792000/8792008.stm
Super squid sex organ discovered
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:10am.
I know that hooker in The Netherlands is secretly hoping SPain wins too.
Or else ALL her lips are gonna be tired!
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i was thinking the same thing!
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conscience off...dick on...
When Paul picked Germany over England, Germany's box was on the left.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUUrToZWAXA
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"Your problems are lame and pathetic."
Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist, June 2, 2010
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My thoughts as well.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:14am.
I think Paul is adorable and he's always been right but from the few videos I've seen it seems like he always just goes for the box on the right...of course I could be very wrong.
I think Paul is adorable and he's always been right but from the few videos I've seen it seems like he always just goes for the box on the right...of course I could be very wrong.
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ahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:11am.
YOU ARE NOT A CHHHHHHRRRRRRIIIISSSSSSTTTTIIIIIIAN!
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SHE'S NOT A CRUSTACEEEANNNNNNNN NUH!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:10am.
YOU ARE NOT A CHHHHHHRRRRRRIIIISSSSSSTTTTIIIIIIAN!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 11:06am.
That's dark-sided, Sucky!
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INK SIDED
EVERYTHING'S OCTOPUS
GET OUT OF MY TANK IN POSEIDON'S NAME I PRAY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I know that hooker in The Netherlands is secretly hoping SPain wins too.
Or else ALL her lips are gonna be tired!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 10:58am.
That's dark-sided, Sucky!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 10:59am.
I still like the idea of an octopus named Paul.
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I like the idea of an octopus called "Supper Stuff".
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"Your problems are lame and pathetic."
Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist, June 2, 2010
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I want Holland to win so that chick can become a cum dumpster.
Imagine how many vuvuzelas that cephalopod could play with at one time!
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"Your problems are lame and pathetic."
Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist, June 2, 2010
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I still like the idea of an octopus named Paul.
Don't matter about the dick, you just suck on their tentacles.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.