Open Post: Hosted By The Candwich
For those of you looking for the perfect appetizer to give to your guests before serving them a canned whole chicken, I present to you The Candwich! The Candwich currently comes in three flavors (barf, barfier, and barfiest) and even includes a candy surprise. Hopefully, this candy surprise they are talking about will cleanse your mouth after you vomit up The Candwich into the can near your desk (coming soon: Canvom).
Not only is canned shit going to be a popular item in the Spears household (Leave her alone, making a simple 3-ingredient sandwich is hard), but this should also be in every single natural disaster kit right next to the dusty can of peas and space blanket. Because when you're sitting on a giant pile of rubble that used to be your house, nothing will make you feel worse like biting into a shit-flavored corn syrup sammy. You might as well take that FML feeling all the way over the edge.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:15am.
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Hopefully they'll be able to contain it and quell it before anything worse happens. Stay safe, I'll be thinking about you.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:07am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:55am.
Koko, how are the police handling the situation? Are they hanging back, or are they trying to keep the rioters contained?
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The police hung back at first...but then people started throwing shit/surrounding police cars...then people started setting garbage cans/anything on fire/looting and the police came out in riot gear. People are continuing to loot and throw rocks and bottles but it seems like they (the police) are better prepared this time around...it's now just a small crowd making a bad name for everyone else.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 1:05am.
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:51am.
Cappy, may you sleep as soundly as the drunk ho in your avie!
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lol, that drunken ho is Lindsey back in the day w/ Samro or whatever. Avie's a tribute to the sentencing the other day.
k, im out, im out already!
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:55am.
Koko, how are the police handling the situation? Are they hanging back, or are they trying to keep the rioters contained?
caprica six
My apologies if I misunderstood. Given that your comment about "new unfamiliars" coincided with my posting, I made the leap that you were referring to me. But perhaps I was a bit nervous at posting for the first time in awhile & read into it a little too much. :-)
Peace.
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:51am.
Cappy, may you sleep as soundly as the drunk ho in your avie!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:49am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:46am.
So... a Whole Foods, a pawn shop, jewelry store, Foot Locker, and many other stores have been looted in these senseless riots...
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Koko, I'm so sorry to hear that, I'll never understand the riot mentality. Are you far enough from it to be safe?
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Thanks CSG...your always very sweet...actually the "anarchist" (out of towners)/protesters are moving CLOSER to where I live but I'm not worried safety wise...just disgusted with 'pack mentality'...AND people are setting off firecrackers and other unsettling shit...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
@CSG lmao at 'hontas
Two wonderful past references were made this week: your 'hontas one and OMGWTFLOL's "j'alone". I die at those classic references. Thx!
-) I'm off to bed (aka, I ran out of drank). Again, 'nite all, happy Friday!!
Caviar "Blow-me first!" Dreams and Solid Gold 90-day Jail/Rehab wishes!!
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:46am.
So... a Whole Foods, a pawn shop, jewelry store, Foot Locker, and many other stores have been looted in these senseless riots...
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Koko, I'm so sorry to hear that, I'll never understand the riot mentality. Are you far enough from it to be safe?
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:21am.
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Night Capahontas!
So... a Whole Foods, a pawn shop, jewelry store, Foot Locker, and many other stores have been looted in these senseless riots...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by Aspasia on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:38am.
{{sigh}}
Guess you're referring to me, caprica six. I started posting months ago but was unwittingly put in the middle of a rift between some other posters that turned me off so I do more reading than posting now.
You know, it's tough enough to work up the nerve to post and interact so having it implied that you're a troll or being called a new unfamiliar (newb?) doesn't bode well for new posters sticking around.
Thanks to some for the nice welcome, Happy Friday to everyone. :-)
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Aspasia,
Don't flatter yourself by self-selection. I named no one. The bitchy, irrational comments are suspect, and no one named you. I have been posting since January, myself, fyi. Some mess went down a month or so back and I did NOT appreciate being (even mistakenly) put into a troll category cause a number of fucking loonies (who initially came off as harmless to me) fucked shit up. It does not leave a pleasant thought to share personal stories and shit with other people on here only to have stupid fuckers mess w/ it. Again, no one named you. No need to single yourself out.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:17am.
*takes deep breath*... *places hands over ears*...
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
sorry. tension breaker, had to be done... carry on
omg, ESE, I just saw that movie a few days ago. I took it off my dvd shelf, dusted it off and watched it in celebration of summer break.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyzB36pm1yU
{{sigh}}
Guess you're referring to me, caprica six. I started posting months ago but was unwittingly put in the middle of a rift between some other posters that turned me off so I do more reading than posting now.
You know, it's tough enough to work up the nerve to post and interact so having it implied that you're a troll or being called a new unfamiliar (newb?) doesn't bode well for new posters sticking around.
Thanks to some for the nice welcome, Happy Friday to everyone. :-)
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:28am.
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:08am.
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Howdy Cappy... good to see you're hanging in there with that hectic schedule of yours. I kinda envy you, I miss school life.
I know...
* reports self *
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mm-mmm! *shakes head* Oh no you cannot be serious re: hectic sched of classes/work/12pg papers. Shit, I mean I'm an academic/thinker etc. at heart, and even i'm saying it is kicking my arse.
Here's the crack up thing; i'm trying to get the degree demands overwith SO that I can resume my independent studies on shit I like to research. *wondering if straight-jackes come in a size 4* This is why I have 3 glasses of p.noir a night some nights. ugh.
The real hero here is you, missing that shit lol. Wow. *clinks late, late night GGoose/lemonaide mix to you too*
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:28am.
night, Cappy!!
just in for a scream out at the world
hope everybody is doing wonderfully... see ya, all!!
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ESE good nite! You should check with us day slores more often.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:26am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:20am.
hiya, CSG!
letters... every day!!
staying out of trouble... not caught yet!!
great to see ya, sweetie!!
let me take a moment(because i only have one) to say that i'm sooo wanting to see a picture of Lilo getting the new bracelets.. i didn't think it would actually come to her being sentanced to jail.... let's see if it actually happens
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Great to hear it!
Great to hear it!
Great to see ya too!
I'm hoping that the paps give us tons of pix of Lilo in every humiliating prison pose possible. I'd settle for a shot of her in a neon vest, picking up garbage along a stretch of lonely highway, framed against the setting sun.
*SIGHS*
night, Cappy!!
just in for a scream out at the world
hope everybody is doing wonderfully... see ya, all!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:08am.
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Howdy Cappy... good to see you're hanging in there with that hectic schedule of yours. I kinda envy you, I miss school life.
I know...
* reports self *
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:20am.
hiya, CSG!
letters... every day!!
staying out of trouble... not caught yet!!
great to see ya, sweetie!!
let me take a moment(because i only have one) to say that i'm sooo wanting to see a picture of Lilo getting the new bracelets.. i didn't think it would actually come to her being sentanced to jail.... let's see if it actually happens
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
There is rioting and looting here...YEAH !
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
ESE {hugs, snarks and GGoose/lemonade shot to ya]
Was just about to sign off. Good to see you!
'nite CSG and ESE. Happy, happy Friday. Woot!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:17am.
*takes deep breath*... *places hands over ears*...
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
sorry. tension breaker, had to be done... carry on
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ESE!! Haven't seen you since forever! How are you? Still writing letters and keeping out of trouble?
*takes deep breath*... *places hands over ears*...
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
sorry. tension breaker, had to be done... carry on
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:08am.
I'm not sure either, but I guess we'll find out sooner or later.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:05am.
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:02am.
Oh, also, I believe those may be the new trolls. Not sure, but I see that new 'unfamiliars' are magically 'showing up' at the same time with the same bullshit convos. idk, but, seems we might have a new batch of late, late night crazies. Do you suspect the same?
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I haven't been on enough the last couple of weeks to know. Who are the new unfamiliars?
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Just a feeling I have about those you were posting w/ in the Askarg (?) thread.
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Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 12:02am.
Oh, also, I believe those may be the new trolls. Not sure, but I see that new 'unfamiliars' are magically 'showing up' at the same time with the same bullshit convos. idk, but, seems we might have a new batch of late, late night crazies. Do you suspect the same?
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I haven't been on enough the last couple of weeks to know. Who are the new unfamiliars?
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:53pm.
Cappy, I'm so happy for you guys! Your schedules don't sound easy, but it seems like you're both trying to make it work. Atlantis in Bermuda, huh? Sounds great. No plans for me, just working, getting together with friends and family and relaxing when I can. It's really not as boring as it sounds, I'm happy with the way things are going (at least so far).
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Glad to hear you are enjoying friends and family! =)
Oh, also, I believe those may be the new trolls. Not sure, but I see that new 'unfamiliars' are magically 'showing up' at the same time with the same bullshit convos. idk, but, seems we might have a new batch of late, late night crazies. Do you suspect the same?
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Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:45pm.
Cappy, I'm so happy for you guys! Your schedules don't sound easy, but it seems like you're both trying to make it work. Atlantis in Bermuda, huh? Sounds great. No plans for me, just working, getting together with friends and family and relaxing when I can. It's really not as boring as it sounds, I'm happy with the way things are going (at least so far).
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:33pm.
How are you otherwise this damn heat and lack of sweet nectar? *shares my last half bottle of GGoose w/ you in spirit*
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*clinks glass with Cappy*
Cheers Sweetie!
I'm holding up ok in the heat - I have no problem with either shoving my head under cold water or just "retiring" for a nap. Nothing else a sane person can do. So the BF is home, safe and sound? Thank Goodness. Where and when are you going to the Carrib?
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Yup, skype episodes over for now. His already 14 flght from Shanghai was delayed 4 fking hours and we missed seeing the fireworks at Macy's Herald/Hudson. I saw them driving on the TPike to Newark Airport, but he missed them. We stayed ovrnght in NYC that evening and he's been w/ me since. We're supposed to go to Atlantis/Bermuda or Caribb. I've only got three weeks between Summer II and Fall semester so, it is tight scheduling-wise.
I'm normally a night person so this isn't late for me, but what's killing me is the lack of regular, solid 7/8 hour sleep nights. I can only do my coursework after 10 pm. Whatevs, I'll deal i guess.
You have any vaca plans this summer?
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Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:33pm.
How are you otherwise this damn heat and lack of sweet nectar? *shares my last half bottle of GGoose w/ you in spirit*
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*clinks glass with Cappy*
Cheers Sweetie!
I'm holding up ok in the heat - I have no problem with either shoving my head under cold water or just "retiring" for a nap. Nothing else a sane person can do. So the BF is home, safe and sound? Thank Goodness. Where and when are you going to the Carrib?
@CSG
{hugs n snarks}
Ugh about the laziness LMAO, don't I know that feeling.
Yes I do take breaks, but they'll be like 2 hour breaks and that is for coma-sleep (work full-time and classes four nights a week til 9:30pm - I am in an accelerated prgm). I can't do this shit into next summer, thus I am killing myself now. I will be done in May. My fiance is here sleeping in the bedroom after we ate together. He wanted to go on a weekend excursion and, of damn course, I can't cause I have non-stop reading/ppr writing to do. I will break in mid august, when he takes me to a Caribb vaca.
How are you otherwise this damn heat and lack of sweet nectar? *shares my last half bottle of GGoose w/ you in spirit*
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Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 11:20pm.
Where are all you bitches?! Y'all better be drunk (I'll take that excuse over "sleeping" (ha! geezers!) or "getting ready for work" (dbl ha! serfs!)
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Worse Cappy, the deadly mixture of insomnia and OUT OF BOOZE! I'm too lazy and tired to go to the store and restock, so I'm amusing myself by catching up on dlisted.
*mixes my extra bottle of Chard w/ Becks for you all*
Yeah, I totally understand; I'm on my GGoose/lemonade 'mix'.
Still writing papers; if I don't graduate in May, I'm going to stinkbomb the university (jk of damn course for you righties), but not before they blow me.
*still giving the bird to the Sun*
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CAPPPPPPPPYYYYY! How are you? Don't tell me you're frickin studying or writing a paper or some bs at this hour? Don't you ever take a break from the studies?
Where are all you bitches?! Y'all better be drunk (I'll take that excuse over "sleeping" (ha! geezers!) or "getting ready for work" (dbl ha! serfs!)
jk of course. I'm just thinking about y'all. Well, 'gnite/'gmorn all. Happy Friday; we fking made it once again.
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*mixes my extra bottle of Chard w/ Becks for you all*
Yeah, I totally understand; I'm on my GGoose/lemonade 'mix'.
Still writing papers; if I don't graduate in May, I'm going to stinkbomb the university (jk of damn course for you righties), but not before they blow me.
*still giving the bird to the Sun*
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 10:43pm.
As someone who had a frozen burrito and a can of Beck's beer for supper, I feel qualified to say the Candwich the grossest fucking thing ever created (it seems like something the British would invent)...
That being said, can you get them in Canada???
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Natalie - I had a peanut butter sandwich and a bottle of Chardonnay for dinner - at this point a Candwich doesn't sound half bad (only cuz I'm out of Chardonnay).
As someone who had a frozen burrito and a can of Beck's beer for supper, I feel qualified to say the Candwich the grossest fucking thing ever created (it seems like something the British would invent)...
That being said, can you get them in Canada???
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Oh for the love of God, Dog...there's no need to disguise your identity. LOL!
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Submitted by YouAnnoyMeGoAway on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:53pm.
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Beautiful!
PS Angle - are you LMB on youtube? Just askin.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 9:07pm.
Anyone seen this?
http://www.familybiking.com.tw/lost_cat.html
WTF, that was hilarious! I needed that laugh so badly. And this Shannon, whoa!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 1:47pm.
Anyone seen this?
http://www.familybiking.com.tw/lost_cat.html
If you need a laugh! Thanks again Jill.
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Truly amazing, great for you to share such an awesome story!
Submitted by YouAnnoyMeGoAway on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:53pm.
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That was beautiful.
But I was thisclose to typing LEAVE JESUS ALOOOOOOOOONE! in the comments;p
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Submitted by YouAnnoyMeGoAway on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 7:53pm.
DAMN YOU!! I was crying before a minute in!
After all of the badshit that's been happening in our fucked up little world lately, someone sent this to me on email, and for a split-second, that charred lump of coal in my chest pitter-pattered. Please read/view the following:
(if I messed up on the YouTube link - sorry - this is my first time posting a link here ...)
The Story
A son asked his father, 'Dad, will you take part in a marathon with me?'
The father who, despite having a heart condition said 'yes.' They went on to complete the marathon together.
Father and son went on to join other marathons, the father always saying 'yes' to his son's request of going through the race together.
One day, the son asked his father, 'Dad, let's join the Ironman together.' To which, his father said 'yes' too.
For those who don't know, the Ironman is the toughest triathlon ever. The race encompasses three endurance events of a
2.4 mile (3.86 kilometers) ocean swim, followed by a 112 mile (180.2 kilometers) bike ride, and ending with a 26.2 mile (42.195 kilometers) marathon along the coast of the Big Island. The father and son went on to complete the race together.
NOW WATCH THIS VIDEO and view this race:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJMbk9dtpdY