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Paul the Psychic Octopus - The breakout star of World Cup!
By now you've probably already joined the "Paul for Supreme Leader of the Universe" Facebook fan page for the psychic octopus who has successfully predicted the outcome of all 6 of Germany's World Cup games. Paul, who lives in an aquarium in Germany, and his soothsaying tentacles predicted correctly that Germany's run would come to an end yesterday after losing to Spain. And now Germany's team is going to schnitzel that puss and wash him down with a beer. NO!
I predict that Overlord Paul and his army of SLYCIC octopussies will enslave the human race and take over the world. Either that or Paul will move to Queens, where he'll spend his days drinking a 40 oz. from a paper bag at an off-track betting place.
Below is a clip of Paul in action. You better bow down to him, because I'm sure he can see you:
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Octopus have not only a brain at the regular place, but they also have a brain in each of their tentacles.
Even though I'm sad that Germany lost against Spain, at least the team with the better-looking players won.
David Villa is really, really hot.
But now for the finals I go with the Netherlands. I love their orange outfits.
PAUL ROCKS!
RESPECT THE CEPHALOPOD. Paul is our Squid Overlord!
Bahahaha
Submitted by Some random European on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 1:28pm.
As a fellow German, I have no hard feelings, wish Paul only the best and suggest that we set him free as a big thank you for his predicitions.
Like, IN THE GULF OF MEXICO.
Niiiice and wrong but good but bad but...*stutter* goood!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 1:49pm.
deppad sind wir alle..meistens...
@ The Breakdown
Hell yeah, the food ROCKS. I would kill for fucking Sauerbraten.....
Now on the "bescheuert" part, i need a few more min to think that through.....:-) decisions, decisions...
Uncle Brain-fart:
You miss the food in Germany?
Bist du bescheuert oder was!!
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Halloechen zurueck.. not in Germany anymore, traded for TX....MISS THE FOOD!!!!!
Stimmt!
Go Deutschland!
(oder nicht!)
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So many Germans on Dlisted!
Halloechen from the emigrated Berliner Mother Sup' :D Mwah mwah mwah
As a fellow German, I have no hard feelings, wish Paul only the best and suggest that we set him free as a big thank you for his predicitions.
Like, IN THE GULF OF MEXICO.
I'm German and can't hate on The Great Paul. How could anybody? In fact he made me do some reading on his kind and get this, octos' intelligence is just below dolphins, on a par with chimps. They can do the peace sign, they build a very deep bond with their owners, open any object, like pulling the cork out of vine bottles. So have a nice Riesling tonight Paul, no hard feelings. Just leave the Rioja alone.
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:19am.
no shit. normally the eurovision is delightfully funny but that lena chick and the raab publicity scheiße is fucking annoying!
thought germany played well though in the games leading up to dooom (for them), not as stiff as they have been in the past
paul is great. and we all know they are very intelligent, but it just proves how stupid humans are to get groundhog-dayish-pressure-believing-for real on the poor critter!
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but what about Judge Not The One??!!
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I still say MK should wait until July 20th. No matter what anybody says, I still say the stupid crackhead isn't turning herself in early, unless it's the night before in hopes of avoiding some paps. Why rush the hot slut honors?
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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:46am.
octopussy squirt ink outta their cooch
and they got a beak
thats so fking hot
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OMFG *dies laughing*
"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
hahaha! this is awesome...
I was very saddened by the german team losing = (
i think they're an excellent team, plus we, mexicans thank them for kicking some argentinian ass....best of luck in the next world cup Germany!
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
You know, I'm not dissing the last two Hot Sluts, because god knows that Dutch pornstar who offered to blow all her Twitter followers is the Platonic form of slut, and Paul is awesome ... but what about Judge Not The One??!!
Bow before Cthulhu.
I just like the idea of an octopus named Paul.
mmm....Octopus...delicious in tomato sauce!
Spain ftw! moar Casillas plz
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This Paul bitch doesn't fuck around and it's more accurate than an actual human being. I like that. We should let him run our planet. It will make better decisions than certain presidents fo sho.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:40am
She'd be perfect! Imma go watch her now! TEAM GOD WARRIOR!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
octopussy squirt ink outta their cooch
and they got a beak
thats so fking hot
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:37am.
Has she ever been HSOTD? She needs to be!!
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not in my lifetime :( I am gonna e-mail MK and ask him
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:32am.
Has she ever been HSOTD? She needs to be!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
What is this medieval shit, a bunch of dumb monkeys figuring the animal even knows what the flags mean? These coincidences of "correct prediction" are nothing more than statistics - when each time there's a 50 % chance of getting the right answer, well there's a friggin high probability that you'll get it right. Test the same with a blind man, a dog, or horse, same thing.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:27am.
*tears up check*
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ololololol I WANT THESE CREW MEMBERS LEAVING
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:23am
ahahahaha!
*tears up check*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:23am.
Sucky & Leenie -- She's not a Christiaaaaaaaaanuh.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Fuck that stinkin` Octopuss. My Germans deserved it, they were GOOD this year. Anyways, i hope the Netherlands win now, i used to love their weed when i was still living over there.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Sucky & Leenie -- She's not a Christiaaaaaaaaanuh.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Oh this year i'm off to Sunny Spain Y Viva Espana
I'm taking the Costa Brava 'plane Y Viva Espana
WHATTA GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
Germans folded like a flan in a cupboard! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I am so glad Germany lost.
Those bitches already have Eurovision!
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Submitted by schlumpfgruen on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:14am.
Fuck you Paul, I wanted us to win this shit.
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Don't shoot the messenger, dude. We might wanna eat that later.
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Fuck you Paul, I wanted us to win this shit.
Anyway, I hope Spain wins now that we're out of the cup, cuz I need to see some shirtless Pique.
I was devastated by the German loss... I was all excited before the game, went to th LCBO, bought some German beer (Holsten sucks ass, btw) and had to resist the urge to smash all the bottles of Spanish wine (maybe next time)... now, it's all over
The octopuss is cute, but I hope it dies a slow and miserable death
The state of emergency warning at the bottom is funny, though
What the fuck is wrong with the human race?
I mean - that squid is cute and everything but how do a bunch of full grown adults sit around and decide a squid is psychic? And me! Cuz that's the kinda thing *I* would do but I still laugh at other people, you know?
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/08/2010 - 8:09am.
DARK SIDED!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE IN JESUS NAME I PRAY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
TEAM SLYCIC! Where is Irish Fury when I need her?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
he's so fab! love him. lol.
Octopussy!
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That traitor! Recipes welcome!
Can you make calimari out of octopus instead of squid? If so, germans will be eating well tonight.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010