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Paul the Psychic Octopus - The breakout star of World Cup!
By now you've probably already joined the "Paul for Supreme Leader of the Universe" Facebook fan page for the psychic octopus who has successfully predicted the outcome of all 6 of Germany's World Cup games. Paul, who lives in an aquarium in Germany, and his soothsaying tentacles predicted correctly that Germany's run would come to an end yesterday after losing to Spain. And now Germany's team is going to schnitzel that puss and wash him down with a beer. NO!
I predict that Overlord Paul and his army of SLYCIC octopussies will enslave the human race and take over the world. Either that or Paul will move to Queens, where he'll spend his days drinking a 40 oz. from a paper bag at an off-track betting place.
Below is a clip of Paul in action. You better bow down to him, because I'm sure he can see you: