Thursday, July 8th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 7th!
E! Network quickly apologized for their mistake in airing the Kardashian/Odom ultrasound on TV. - atlantapug
Runners-up:
For the first time in history of everything
Discovery and TLC brings you an upclose and personal look at hardest working bitch in Hollywood!
WHITE OPRAH : The lost brain cell in 3D !!!!! - Flatbush Hooker IS BACK
The oil spill in the gulf of Mexico was finally contained after the US goverment ordered Beyonce, Raquel Welch and Kim Kolciak to donate their wigs. If only they had thought of it sooner. - salacious
via PIU
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Before he goes into Celebrity Rehab, Jeremy London hunts down the biggest piece of crack he can find.
Ashton thought it was a good idea to post a Twitpic of he and Demi's final attempt to conceive.
Submitted by chloe7585 on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 3:46pm.
No matter how hard he tries, the vagina remains a nightmare for Tom Cruise...
Love it!
Get up close and personal with Lindsay's fingernails! On the next: Celebrities through the Microscope!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
*dbl cracking up for real*
=== "...Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
HOW DO I GET YOU J'ALOOOOOOOOONE?!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 5:02pm.
J'Alone
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*cracking up*
=== "...Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
Naomi Campbell's natural hair has been found.
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Fashion clothes, fashion bags, different styles of clothing.
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"I don't think you're ready for this jelly..."
oh, someone had to say it.
Jacques Cousteau's spirit, roaming the St. Lucia waters baffled and intruigued, pursues Naomi Campbell dipping in the high seas.
=== "...Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
Kim K's Big Fat Ass finally makes a break for it!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
wow, that pretty much sums it up!
Submitted by jaisymaisy on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 5:57pm.
Rene Angelil's sperm tries desperately to navigate through the tangle of gray hair that has sprouted from Celine Dion's expired egg.
Rene Angelil's sperm tries desperately to navigate through the tangle of gray hair that has sprouted from Celine Dion's expired egg.
Octomom's uterus has finally been located
So that's where Sarah Jessica Parker's mole disappeared to...
We can only hope 90 days in jail will finally sink Lindsay's gelatinous, overblown career to the depths of the ocean, if not hell, where it belongs.
Wanting to go bigger Pam Anderson orders the capture of the first of her two breast implants.
No one was as surprised as Britney Spears when it was discovered a mutated chunk of her weave was the cause of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. When her hair was brown it was actually grease that had accumulated, so she washed it near the shore on a recent trip to Texas. She didn't know it would have such an effect on the ocean. With the hairball's rapid mutation, scientists say greasy balls of hair could appear on the shores of austrailia by Christmas.
Yours sluttily,
Ray-z
Kevin Costner releases a batch of his $24 Million Project: Super Oil-Absorbing Sperm to Clean, Disinfect and Deodorize the Gulf of Mexico. If all goes well, Costner plans a bigger, more hazardous project: Releasing a Load deep inside Ke$ha.
And yet another man is lost to the untamed nethers belonging to Wonky McValtrex.
J'Alone
One of the biggest problems of letting Paris Hilton into open water is what to do with the tampons that slip out while she's swimming.
Betcha' wish I was silent now eh?
On Xenu's orders, the mothership makes its yearly voyage to visit Tommy Girl and give him his instructions for the next 12 months.
So far, Tommy Girl has managed to use his Mission Impossible movies as a cover for the covert meetings, but the question on Tommy's sequinned mind is: will Mission Impossible XXI sell?
So that's what happened to Mickey Rourke's weave.
Michelle Duggar's OB/GYN checks on her latest Duggarnaut.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Aretha Franklin's septic tank requires 24-hour servicing.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Once John Legend's hairline tastes freedom, there's no going back.
What BP really doesn't want you to see! Giant tarballs!
And 100 years after the moment of conception, who would have thought we'd still have Wilford Brimley yelling at us about oatmeal?
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Borrrrrrrrring!
How embarrassing for the scuba diver when it turned out it was Monique taking a swim.
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
Jennifer Aniston's last lonely egg decides to quit that bitch and find it's own sperm.
tired gay succombs to giant jelly fish in 200 meters dive
nice try but not even enrique iglesias former mole can save american coasts from the oil spill
The Devil warned Donald Trump not to get his toupee wet, but...
Suri's real mom steps forward with her story.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Scientists have found yet another organism that is smarter than Lindsey Lohan.
Obama sends federal inspectors to crawl up BP's ass in the Gulf.
Latest from Miami: Coco's left boob met with little resistance from her mini red bikini and made a break for it. It was last seen heading for the open seas.
A reality TV match made in heaven: Kim Zolciak's wig attaches itself to one of JWOW's implants and they live happily ever after somewhere off the Jersey Shore.
BP tries its luck with the cleanup by dumping Chuck Norris' sperm into the Gulf.
One of Michelle Duggar's ovaries tries to make a break for it.
No matter how hard he tries, the vagina remains a nightmare for Tom Cruise...
So that's where Cameron Diaz's zits go when she pops them!
As with the similar land version, researchers discover that the Britney Sphere is a bloated, slimy mass semi-covered with a busted weave.
the Jacques Cousteau vs. Cthulu match seemed one sided, but that's what made it fun.
Jon Gosselin tries in vain to keep up with Kate's enlarged ego and hair weave
The paps manage to follow Brit Brit as her head finally managed to detach so it could begin its search for its mate: Cthulhu.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 3:14pm.
The paparazzi quickly came to regret bagging the Kirstie Alley upskirt photo
Hilarious!
"Eye quit this bitch!" - Vienna's Lazy Eye