Quote Of The Day: St. Angie On Love
I once was dazzled by a chorus of glittery hearts floating around me right after I bit into a pepperoni Hot Pocket, so I don't need St. Angelina Jolie to shed a tear for me. But those of you who have never experienced true love should take a little comfort in knowing that the almighty holy one feels sorry for you. In an interview with Parade (you can read the whole thing here), St. Angie lays it on thick when talking about love:
"I feel sad for someone who has never known love. Love elevates. You know, Brad would joke about me having this conversation about love. Love? It's such a funny word. Brad can find certain phrases of poetry for it. I'm terrible at it. But I know it means wanting the best for the people you love, putting their interests above your own, always. Love does that. Love is what you live for."
St. Angie needs to stop, because she's giving cheese an inferiority complex. The cherubs stopped shooting people with love, because they were too busy using their arrows to gag themselves after reading this mess of a quote. Even Aphrodite texted St. Angie to let her know that she's going a little overboard.
And someone really needs to get Maddox to sneak into Billy Goat Brad's barn and steal his book of original poetry. You know Brad's soul burps out some deep shit like: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Jennifer Aniston is a meanie, but I wuv you."
via People
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Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:11pm.
Submitted by ethang on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 5:43pm.
"Brangelina’s love is the greatest love of all." - JJ reader.
Jeezus, what are those people on?
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Lol omg that has to be a joke! Maybe it's a D-Lister, or a potential D-Lister? That is just too much!
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Sadly this quote is NOTHING compared to what these nut bags write, These people are flat out some of the scariest wack jobs you will ever read.
Submitted by squiggles: "The day they break up will be an amazing day on Dlisted...and JJ. I seriously cannot wait. We've had a few false alarms but we'll get there. I surprise/disgust myself with the level of satisfaction and joy this will bring me.
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I have to agree with you on this one! The people over on JJ will be jumping off bridges..and I'll be there not catching them.
As for TeriAnn and her love for anything Angelina (AKA Olive Oyl ) I think she needs to go back over to JJ, apparently they left the gate open and she slipped out.
Admittedly a beautiful picture (albeit heavily doctored) but how fucking smug is this woman? Who is she trying to convince?
Anyone that starts a phrase with: "I feel sad for someone...." is in my book a twat.
And no one wants to see a skeleton pretending to be some agent.
It is all about Inception, Twilight (sadly), Harry Potter etc this year. Salt.. Women don't really go for action movies and guys don't want to see a chick as the lead in an action flick.
It will bomb, like all her movies do.
Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 8:17pm.
Try to put it in perspective and imagine two grown ups saying that at a party while watching a neighbour couple interact, or about a couple of strangers shopping for groceries together at a store. "Just look at them. The love between them radiates. They positively glow and trust each other so much. It's a fairy tale come true. They're so beautiful and can do no wrong. You can just see it in their eyes that they've found their soul mate. It's the love of the century! No two people have ever loved as intensely and their children are perfect angels. I bet his ex wife is a jealous, frigid hag!" That's about it.
I feel sad for someone who doesn't ingest more than 500 calories a day while pregnant.
This puff piece is only trying to throw shade at an explosive new book coming out that exposes this flake for the nutcase she is.
Fuck this sanctimonious bitch.
This pic of her reminds me a bit of Kelly LeBrock. However, Jolie doesn't actually look this good, one need look no further than that Vanity Fair cover to see that.
And this BS about love...why do these celebs think they have the answers to life's great mysteries?
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Aniston's rebuttal on being single:
I feel sorry for people who think they are in love, only to find said love fucking the town pump.
how out of hand is the forehead vein that, on a second heavily-photoshopped cover, she's wearing something to cover her forehead?
you can tell how deep their love is, just look at brad pitt's walking corpse that she occasionally drags around behind her. back when she was soul matey with bbt she said truwuv meant you were willing to kill your lover. but, then she is batshit crazy and probably shouldn't be allowed around anyone ever.
LOL. Is that her cunty way of telling Aniston she feels sorry for her?
I wish she would just STFU.
NO ONE is going to see her stupid SALT movie, nice previews, she looks like a middle-aged, anorexic bungee jumping.
I mean, this woman cannot open a movie unless it's Lara Croft and those days are long over. Is that not true?
No guy wants to fantasize about someone who wants to birth the entire UN and no girl wants to be friends with a homewrecker.
She's finished.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:10pm.
OH YES!! BECAUSE A GAY MAN AND A LESBIAN HAVE THE BEST SEX EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies*
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AAAHAHAHAA!! Wish I could remember which poster here has that Oscar Wilde quote, about any man can live happily with a woman, so long as they're not in love. Guldangit! I think we've just found the key ingredient to Angie Jo & Pitt's recipe o' wuv ;D
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 7:36pm.
I don't love or hate Angie, but she sounds like a psychopath sounding off about love. It sounds so contrived, fake...almost Scott Peterson like. It comes off as her never really knowing love herself,not because she was denied it, but mostly because she doesn't value it...
Ok, I gotta lay off the catnip...It make me all analytical and shit....
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oh NO, this is it exactly! It is creepy and contrived and you wonder whether Tom Cruise's Scieno minder wrote this shit up for her. More catnip for you!
What a fine Photoshop job they did taming her pointy cheekbones and general gauntness. I agree with Datura; she erased what was stunning about her face not long ago.
It's really a shame what this lady has done to her face. Her features are geometrically ideal now, but she was more beautiful with her original (or near original) face. In that Rolling Stones video she was in when she was young, it's hard to take your eyes off of her.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by squiggles: "The day they break up will be an amazing day on Dlisted...and JJ. I seriously cannot wait. We've had a few false alarms but we'll get there. I surprise/disgust myself with the level of satisfaction and joy this will bring me.
AJ is plain flighty in terms of her identity: how she defines herself, the social roles she takes on and the men she sees. She'll tire of this one just like she has the others. And we'll be waiting."
Are you me? I too, cannot WAIT until the inevitable happens. And I just love dissecting AngieJo's personality. It's so pathological!
Madonna looks better then this ho
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:10pm.
I think you're right, there really isn't any other explanation for that bullshit. I honestly thought that if I heard one more sugary sweet *dreamy sigh* "God bless the Jolie-Pitts, they are such wonderful, perfect, amazing people...." I was going to go into a diabetic coma.
I just can't believe their pathetic fans can't see that humanitarian act is all a smoke screen.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:10pm.
Ugggg you are spot on!
I think any adult who blindly worships an actress or actor is fucked in the head! Is it computer time at the looney bin or what?
Really thats who you choose for a role model? They think these two shit stain cheaters are the second coming of christ! They buy into all their bullshit, J.J readers may as well get it over with and drink the fucking red kool aid because their life is beyond pathetic!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:13pm.
TeriAnn, I just want to fuck you with a cheese pizza.
That made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
On the day Brangelina goes feets up, I will personally fart out "Happy Days Are Here Again" in E Minor while doing a Riverdance on a beach towel in our town square.
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Man after whipping it out: What do you think?
Woman trying not to laugh: I think it looks like a cock only smaller.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
@teriann, no one believes Jada & Angie needs to give it up already.
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Somewhere Gwenyth Paltrow is busting a gut over how pretentious Angelina Jolie is.
Somewhere Gwenyth Paltrow is busting a gut over how pretentious Angelina Jolie is.
I don't love or hate Angie, but she sounds like a psychopath sounding off about love. It sounds so contrived, fake...almost Scott Peterson like. It comes off as her never really knowing love herself,not because she was denied it, but mostly because she doesn't value it...
Ok, I gotta lay off the catnip...It make me all analytical and shit....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Halperins book said Jolies marriage to BBT was to distract attention from tonguing her brother on tv.
TeriAniston, my lovah and bfff, best friend for FVCKINGEVAH, needs someone to tell her "Salt" is not a movie about Skeletina cooking.
She doesn't listen to me, she just likes to brush my hair and talk in a Count Chocula accent and rambles on about wanting her son back or some shit...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
The day they break up will be an amazing day on Dlisted...and JJ. I seriously cannot wait. We've had a few false alarms but we'll get there. I surprise/disgust myself with the level of satisfaction and joy this will bring me.
AJ is plain flighty in terms of her identity: how she defines herself, the social roles she takes on and the men she sees. She'll tire of this one just like she has the others. And we'll be waiting.
Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but both TeriAnn and LoveAngelina have taken up residence with a host of other JJ-type crazies over at Celebitchy. That place is turning into a meeting of the not-so-stable-minds.
Everytime I see the trailer for Salt, I anticipate one of her twig stick legs to snap in half during the running scenes.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:13pm.
TeriAnn, I just want to fuck you with a cheese pizza
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Hey son of a bitch! That's a waste of a perfectly good pizza!
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Shhhh. It was from Dominos. It's okay.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:13pm.
TeriAnn, I just want to fuck you with a cheese pizza
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Hey son of a bitch! That's a waste of a perfectly good pizza!
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TeriAnn, sweetheart. There was a crazy psycho here in bygone days by the name of LoveAngelina. You should look her up so you two can scissor each other while pasting pics of Angelina into your LisaFrank scrapbooks.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
TeriAnn, I just want to fuck you with a cheese pizza.
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Man after whipping it out: What do you think?
Woman trying not to laugh: I think it looks like a cock only smaller.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
The JJ freaks are rabid. They will rip off your head Cujo style and shit down your neck.
Submitted by TeriAnn on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 6:08pm.
I for one will be seeing SALT as well as the Tourist. I have no idea why some are so hatful towards Angelina.
If you'd had your hat stolen by that baby-collecting cunt, you'd be miffed, too.
Submitted by ethang on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 5:43pm.
"Brangelina’s love is the greatest love of all." - JJ reader.
Jeezus, what are those people on?
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Lol omg that has to be a joke! Maybe it's a D-Lister, or a potential D-Lister? That is just too much!
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Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 5:56pm.
Anyone know why the ass kissers over at Just Jared worship this bitch and Brad so much? They will tear you to shreds over a differing opinion, it seems like.
Mental deficiency? Not enough oxygen to the brain? Teenyboppers who buy Tiger Beat? Good question. But they drool over and idolize them like they were six year olds playing Barbie and Ken or think the Disney Princess marrying Prince Charming and living happily ever after is the real world. "The love, so intense and passionate. No two people have ever trusted each other in the history of the world like these two trust each other. You can see the love in their eyes and they gaze at each other while going for their nightly cloud ride around their majestic estate." How they think they know this is beyond me and a little scary.
OH YES!! BECAUSE A GAY MAN AND A LESBIAN HAVE THE BEST SEX EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies*
*fucks TeriAnn in the limo*
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
*donkey punches TeriAnn in the kidney*
Jada and Will Smith Hahahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
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oh dear,
TeriAnn times
where's Brandi@?
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
I for one will be seeing SALT as well as the Tourist. I have no idea why some are so hatful towards Angelina.
Yes Angelina had sex in the back of a limo with her HUSBAND, that part you seem to have left out not just a random fuck. What guy wouldn't enjoy alot of fun outside the bedroom? Jada Smith brags about spontanious sex with her husband outside in public all the time. Seems to keep their marriage strong and very exciting maybe you should try it.
LOL hey there Hotmami
hope things are going well for you these days!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 5:57pm.
SALT looks like the worst movie of the year!
TEAM PEPPER!
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LOL...Team Mrs. Dash!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
I can't believe how much her face has deteriorated in the past few years. She sucked the hot out of Brad and herself. Her children are going to hate her when they realize she pulled a Joan Crawford and only adopted them to rehabilitate her image. I don't think she cares about them, or Brad, at all.
And as far as love goes, she doesn't know a damn thing about it. If it's real, it's not all joy and sunshine all the time. That shit fucking hurts sometimes, too.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"