The Photoshop Awards: Vadge's New Dolce & Gabbana Ads
In a brand new set of Dolce & Gabbana ads, a nice Italian family gets a visit from a Photoshopped alien wearing a shellacked mask made out of the inner thigh skins of a dozen newborn babies. The ad campaign features many poignant and touching moments. Let's go over them, shall we:
Thumbnail #1: Vadge happily meets her next boy toy for the first time! The look on her next boy toy's face says it all.
Thumbnail #2: Vadge right before she sacrifices a couple of chickens for the Gods of Youth by chewing their heads off, slathering their fresh blood all over her face and then running in a circle while pounding at her cheeks (aka one of her nightly beauty rituals).
Thumbnail #3: Vadge toasting to the pair of toddler nalgas that were just inserted into her face.
Thumbnail #4: Vadge throwing shade at her former face (HOW RUDE!).