Tuesday, July 6th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By An Ass Struttin' Hater


The worst part of this video is when it ENDS, because I have a feeling that this hot piece was just about to really break down the ass strut for us. Dude backs his shit up like he's trying to get poked in the ass by a top who keeps doing the Moonwalk (BEEN THERE!).

This clip that will keep you struttin' that ass for the rest of the day is from a local news station in Huntersville, Alabama. This hot piece is telling the reporter how he can't stand it when fancy falutin' bitches strut their asses down the sidewalk without a care in the world, because walking is a luxury for them. But he doesn't drive a Mercedes, so he has no choice but to walk all the way from Huntsville to Guntersville which leaves him too tired to STRUT THAT ASS! At least that's what I think he's going on about it.

But he shouldn't have to walk anywhere. I mean, all he has to do is strut that ass down the sidewalk and every car will pull the hell over and take him wherever he needs to go! Shit, I don't even own a car and I'm about to hot wire one so that I can drive all the way to Alabama to offer him a ride if he promises to strut that ass for me live.

via Tabloid Prodigy

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OMG, why does he have to be from Huntsville? There are cranks everywhere, I guess. Huntsville is actually a high-tech mecca that has one of the highest education levels of any city in the country and one of the best economies. Forbes named it number 9 on the Smartest Cities in the World list.

http://www.forbes.com/2009/12/03/infrastructure-economy-urban-opinions-c...

So don't be hatin'.

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sjsmitty's picture

Annnnnnd there goes any reduction of disgust for Micheal- using opportunity to blab on some more...yuck

sjsmitty's picture

Ahhhh so it was daddy dearest who got them to check up on the prescription situation wow he was usefull for once!!

and 90 days, I'd say ca. 2-3 days :o(

madam s.'s picture

But who's going to manage her Twitter feed for 90 days? That's not going to Tweet itself. And who will look after the children of India?

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 5:25pm.
So collectively what do we think 90 days means in jail ? 2 days in jail ?

15-20 days

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@kokoskitten: You're probably right; she'll have a 5150 hold before the week's out from doing something stupid and try to weasel her way out of this one.

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So collectively what do we think 90 days means in jail ? 2 days in jail ?

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thing is though, don't 'celebs' normally get out sooner because the jails are 'too full' or some crap?

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And the folks at Carvel are whoopin it up =))

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She is going to do something REALLY DESPERATE and STUPID (like Od'ing /slashing her wrists and break her leg with a hammer) to try and get out of this.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 5:15pm.
OMFG!!! THEY'RE ALSO ASKING A DOCTOR TO TAKE A LOOK AT HER PRESCRIPTIONS AND WHETHER OR NOT SHE INDEED NEEDS THEM!! HAHAHAHAHAAH!
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I LOVED that part BWAHAHAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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She better shoot some porn now before she goes into the clink!

This can only increase her fee!

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original sentence was 96 hours? for uncontested .16 and cocaine? really?

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NOVENTA DIAS!

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Still trying to get that SCRAM off; at least she's consistent...

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TheBreakdown's picture

The judge needs to make her surrender NOW. And now her judge is trying to get it off of her freckled ankle so she can get even MORE fucked up before she has to turn herself in?

WTF!

Someone slap Hohan AND her lawyer upside the cranium!

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are they joking? two weeks, and no scram? ok, well, maybe judge didnt save her life. bc maybe now the stupid girl is going to flee, and ruin her whole life.

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LOL!

Bitch needs a drink. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Fuck that waiting 2 weeks, id rather just get it over with that day.

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Hohan obviously did not think she was going to go to jail, because if she had, she would have dyed her hair back its natural color...

Hometrick gon' look FUCKED up in 90!

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Surrendered TODAY? WHAT!!!!???

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No Words's picture

AND YET SHE IS STILL SCRIBBLING!!!

Stupid fucking bitch.

suckandfuck's picture

OH MY DICK HURTS BUT IT WON'T STOP CUMMING OH GOD

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

well, i think lindsay feels genuinely sad and is not only pretending, and i think the judge might have just saved her life.

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Raniya's picture

Well when is going to Jail?

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Green Is Good's picture

Re video:

So, dude can't afford the bus? Because apparently he has to constantly "strut that ass".

and she keeps taking notes

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NO ALCOHOL WHILE ON PROBATIONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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M.E.'s picture

OMFG!!! THEY'RE ALSO ASKING A DOCTOR TO TAKE A LOOK AT HER PRESCRIPTIONS AND WHETHER OR NOT SHE INDEED NEEDS THEM!! HAHAHAHAHAAH!

Anonymous Q's picture

Yessssssss!!!!!!!!!

sjsmitty's picture

yay i'm glad the judge is addressing the presciption meds!!

angel_i's picture

AW! DON'T CRY, BITCH! YOU'LL LIKE IT THERE!!!!
YAY!!!!!!

WAY better than Soccer!

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O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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zomay's picture

Tears down her face! I NEVER SAW THIS COMING WHY ME!!??

AHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA

48hrs due to oc but oh well

M.E.'s picture

90 DAYS IN JAIL AND THEN 90 DAYS IN AN INPATIENT PROGRAM!!

No Words's picture

And 90 days after that in a substance abuse program!!!

suckandfuck's picture

I CAME SO FUCKING HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.