George Michael Can't Drive: Part 34,567,774
George Michael needs to add "steering wheels" (right under "public toilets" and "sticking his tongue out in public") on his list of shit he should stay away from for a while, because he has been arrested again for crashing his car into something! At around 3:30 on Sunday morning, George rammed his Range Rover into the crotch of a Snappy Snap store without asking it first. OH SNAP is right.
George knows the drill, so The Sun says he got out of his Range Rover and politely waited for his old friends, THE COPS, to show up. George was taken down to the station and was later released on bail. A police spokeswhore only had this to say:
"Officers attended and a man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive. He was taken to a north London police station and later bailed to return on August 13 pending inquiries."
The police wouldn't say if George was boozed or stoned at the time of the crash.
George was busted last year after he smashed into a lorry while driving under the influence of the good shit. In 2007, George was banned from driving for 2 years after he was found asleep at the wheel in the middle of an intersection in North West London.
George is way too seasoned for this shit! That old bitch knows by now that you should park your Range Rover on an empty street BEFORE your trick for the night throws his legs around your neck and starts lapping up your nut sweat. George has already proven that he's steering wheel-challenged, so 69ing while driving is only for professionals.
Or maybe George is just doing this shit on purpose. Maybe nothing gives him the tingles like getting handcuffed by a cop. If that's the case, George needs more Craigslist in his life, because he can find that shit on there without even having to get into his Range Rover.
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Three words, Yorg: "CABS" and "CHAUFFEURED LIMOSINES." You have the damn money, now use it.
What a tool.
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One hour photo places still exist?
Where is he doing the crashing, here or the UK. I find it very difficult to drive in the UK because as you know, THEY DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE STREET!
This is probably George's problem. He has to choose one country and stay there or else be chauffeured in the other country.
Wait, the is much too confusing for George to remember.
George: get a driver for everywhere!
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God but he's disgusting.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 5:47pm.
At this point George can't even drive a point home. If he wants a Sunday cruise, he should stick to old lorry drivers in the bushes of Hempstead Heath.
OR even Hampstead Heath!!!
this isn't even funny anymore. he's going to kill someone or himself.
At this point George can't even drive a point home. If he wants a Sunday cruise, he should stick to old lorry drivers in the bushes of Hempstead Heath.
Let's just get him a big wheel to ride.
Life Is...Too Short
Who is this a-hole and why does anyone care?
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i think he just likes the attention.
but, i don't care...i still would. backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, whatever.
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Ha this is down the road from me,
This road is ye olde narrow as shit for a big fuck off Range but maybe he was on some hydroponic shit that made him think the corner was wider than he ascertained. Snappy snaps is outdated. I wonder how they survive.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
True story....years ago we were watching the Freddie Mercury Tribute live from Wembley on tv...my bf at that time was agruing to me about the gayness of George (yes, I was on team 'George is straight').
He said he could prove it and told me to watch when Liza came out to do the finale. He said to watch if she makes a beeline to good ol' George.
Sure enough (forward to 3:48 if you can't take it):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwLoK0P-zpA
We screamed! Literally.
It was the only useful thing that ever came of my relationship with that doofus.
LOL
Team George Michael turned me into a bi-sexual!
Prettty sure. It was either him or Prince.
It, sure as hell, wasn't Madonna.
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Former 'George Michael is Straight' club member. what? i was a kid!
I don't care if he's a covksucker, pot smoker, a little dinks here and
There. Come out with tunes, georgie!!!
Love u!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
He's got to be doing this on purpose. He's like LiLo 2.0. Or 1.0, since he's older.
He needed to make a "night deposit."
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That people ever thought he was straight never ceases to make me giggle.
And 3:30am? Without a doubt there is a backstory here. As in ASS.
Georgy should just hire a full-time chauffeur to whisk him away on his sexcapades!
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Does anyone care about this disgusting pig?!
Hahahahaha! I was in London, and living in Hampstead for the past couple of months. I used to always look at that place and say "Snappy Snaps?...1 hour photo" and look what George does! lol.
Oh, Georgie...I'm still not over him being "gay". George was beautiful back in the day, that voice, those eyes, that five o clock shadow... *sigh* the beautiful ones are always either gay or a**holes!
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
while we're on the subject of fucked up in the head drivers, I'm watching the live feed on TMZ and Hohan not only arrived early to court, but is dressed appropriately. DANG! there goes my fun for today :(
He can't see out of the sunglasses at night (only Corey Hart can), so ergo, he crashes into some kind of British Fotomat.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
i cant believe i wanted to marry him back in the day when he was in wham...*SIGHS*
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Why can't Miss Michael follow the example of her crafty sister Miss Ricky Martin?
Miss Martin never takes dope or booze and as a result she has LOTS of money to pay for getting her fudge packed regularly without having to cruise T-rooms!
Submitted by BelleBelle on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 9:17am.
Women drivers.....
LOLOLOLOL
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 9:00am.
WHAM!
Fuckin' LOL!
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 9:29am.
Why can't that happen to Lindsay?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
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My friend did 2 years in the pokey for his 3rd dwi.
He sent me a letter about beating the shit out of somebody for stealing his lighter.
lulz.
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 9:07am.
its because they drive on the wrong side of the road
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Women drivers.....
(ducks).
Georgie's worse than a near-sighted memaw all hopped up on blood pressure pills.
Taking his license away won't stop him from driving, since apparently he is hell-bent on getting his name in the papers on the reg, and car-related mishaps seem to be the most expedient way for him to do it.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 9:03am.
OMG, I walked past the shop yesterday! It's in Hampstead :)
I'd watch my back if I were you. You haven't been hanging with Andrew Ridgely, have you?
Why does this idiot still have a license?
Mornin' Snowy!
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I have zero tolerance for drunk drivers, too many innocent people have died because of someone else's fuck up.
Holy shit...bitch looks beat!
C'mon Georgie, get yourself a driver!!!
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its because they drive on the wrong side of the road
freaking Dee knows how to put links in posts!!!! too FUNKY!!!
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time for a SCRAM bracelet, George? all the washed up fuck ups are wearing them these days
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Shocking. Absolutely shocking ..one hour photos still exist?
*covers eyes and ears*
I don't want to see or hear or know. I want to be dillusional and blissfully ignorant.
As far as I am concerned, the name George Michael belongs to the "straight" hottie from the I Want "Your Sex and Faith videos of 1988.
*hides under a rock and plays Father Figure for the 1 billionth time*
OMG, I walked past the shop yesterday! It's in Hampstead :)
Is George Michael is too funky for a personal driver? Cheap ass needs to allocate some of his mota money to hire one.
People driving when drunk/ f*cked up just pisses me off to no end. Okay, maybe it happens once and you realise that you are a piece of crap and never do it again. But Georgios has done it again and again and again and he seriously needs to get thrown in jail and rehab for a few months, at least.