Monday, July 5th 2010
What In The Hell Kind Of GD Jeans Are Those?
This looks like MC Hammer's old pants, Jessica Simpson's infamous mom jeans and Baby Huey's giant diaper all mutated into one and attached itself to Gwen Stefani's body. The fuck is this?! Unless you're suffering from a violent case of the wet shits and can blow at any moment, those jeans are not the look.
At least Kingston is showing us that someone in that family knows how to put a WTF ensemble together the right way.
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She is definitely highlighting that kid's hair. Gross. I also love that she needs a nanny to shop for balloons with two kids. Wow, how overwhelming, and yet I manage to do it.
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Submitted by Torgotronic on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 7:46pm.
Quick, tell Dave Chappelle we've found him the perfect travel ensemble for the next time he wants to go flying.
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This made me lol!
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
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Submitted by Romy on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 6:43am.
It's ppl like Hotmami, Seenaroundlondon and all you other tards who see fault in each and every person and fabricate stories and conspiracies out of thin air. Is your own life not exciting enough that you have to make it up for other people?
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Dude, isn't that pretty much the definition of gossip? Isn't this a gossip blog? Not saying gossip is a noble pursuit, IRL it can be petty and hurtful, but a few random musings on dlisted won't have too much of an impact in the grand scheme of things...
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As soon as he's able to, this kid is going to be dressing himself in khakis, a polo shirt and loafers without socks.
Trust.
She just tries too hard to be trendy. I can't believe she can't see how ridiculous she looks in those pants.... don't tell me she doesn't have atleast one mirror in that mansion of hers. AND the kid looks just as bad with his pants/capris, combat looking boots and wicked witch stockings!
The only thing that looks normal for once is her hair ! Get a grip Gwen.
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The designer who made that monstrous pair of pants deserves nothing less than TORTURE for what he's contributed to this already-deteriorating planet.
Gavin Rossdale creeps me the fuck out. I guess he couldn't marry one of his beloved trannies so he had to go for the next closest thing.
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Submitted by Romy on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 6:43am.
Gwen wouldn't, hasn't and couldn't get back together with Tony 'if she wanted to'. Tony has been happy with his girfriend Erin for many years. Gwen has been married for 8 years. Besides Gavin does hang out with his daughter Daisy, except he doesn't shove it in the limelight bc it's a private matter that people will misconstrue or gossip about anyway.
It's ppl like Hotmami, Seenaroundlondon and all you other tards who see fault in each and every person and fabricate stories and conspiracies out of thin air. Is your own life not exciting enough that you have to make it up for other people?
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Well, you've shown a lot of class and maturity with that personal attack. Besides, how the fuck do you know any more than we do what really goes on? I'm sure there are more meaningful things for you to get angry about...like the fact that YOUR life is so NOT exciting that you have to personally attack poster on a gossip blog.
Carry on.
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Gwen wouldn't, hasn't and couldn't get back together with Tony 'if she wanted to'. Tony has been happy with his girfriend Erin for many years. Gwen has been married for 8 years. Besides Gavin does hang out with his daughter Daisy, except he doesn't shove it in the limelight bc it's a private matter that people will misconstrue or gossip about anyway.
It's ppl like Hotmami, Seenaroundlondon and all you other tards who see fault in each and every person and fabricate stories and conspiracies out of thin air. Is your own life not exciting enough that you have to make it up for other people?
things difficult to believe/know
1.That the little guy choses his own clothing,or even elements of an outfit himself.
2.That GS's style is creative.
3.That Gavin Rossdale is bent. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Who is Pearl. What does GR's daughter Daisy do. WHY would Daisy's mother keep her daughter's paternity a secret from her,is he a monster.
A bad father is worse than an absent father. Trust.
thanks twatmuffin!!! i totally believe it....look how she's just smiling and posing for the cameras and the nanny is in the background....
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 1:52am.
Uh, not to be too picky, but Pearl didn't tell him even before he met Gwen. He met Gwen in 1996, and Daisy was born in 1989. That's seven years. Seven years in which he could have easily had a relationship with Daisy, but didn't because Pearl didn't to make the facts known. Seven years that CANNOT be blamed on Gwen.
Check it out: her slutwhore mother didn;t even reveal the truth herself. Poor Daisy had to figure it out and get a DNA test FOR HERSELF, knowing that her mother had lied to her for all those years, kept her from her biological father, and only admitted the facts when her daughter got genetic proof. And people say GWEN ruined her life?
thegobbler is right, maybe Gwen is a selfish immature bitch (she probably is), but that doesn't explain why Pearl Lowe neglected to mention this for so long when there were SEVEN YEARS before Gwen when she could've. She didn't "ruin" Daisy's life; her lying slutwhore mother did.
And as for those pants, I wonder: if she eats a lot of Mexican, will the baggy part inflate like a balloon?
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 1:52am.
Submitted by Seen around London on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 12:02am
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Gavin Rossdale did not even find out that he was Daisy's father until she was 15. FIFTEEN! For fifteen years, Daisy's mother, Pearl, sat on her vag and never bothered to find out who her daughter's father was. How you can fault Gwen for that, I can't fathom. Who knows, maybe Gwen is a bitch who doesn't want Daisy in her life, but I think Pearl is the one at fault here.
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Submitted by Seen around London on Tue, 07/06/2010 - 12:02am.
*loud, long applause* I'm going through an issue with my very own Gwen Stefani. My bd's new wife tells people that he doesn't have children,and she does everything she can to keep him from contacting our baby. When in fact he and I have a beautiful daughter. So Gwen makes me absolutely sick because I know firsthand how Daisy and her mother must feel. I'd be real surprised if she wasn't boning Tony Kanal on the side. She's not cool at all. She's a petty, insecure vicious little bitch who ruined an innocent girl's life. Fuck her.
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I have only heard sad bad things about these children, the beckham boys and suri cruise. A bunch of spoiled IWANTS who get everything, even iPads as toys. Poor fucked up kids with weak value systems.
@hotmami: I've been saying this for years and everyone just skims by it. How did she get him to abandon his daughter and why did he do it to an innocent girl? And how many people also skim the subject that if she could she'd be right back with Tony from No Doubt? Why do so many think this woman is so "cool"? Cool about what? Like Angelina is cool for ripping Brad from Anuston and Giselle is cool for grabbing a guy who already had another chick pregnant? Chicks abusing their power to ruin innocent people's lives are not cool. Seems like an insecurity issue really. And the involved men must have their manning up to responsibilty problems too. Okay, rant over.
They both look like circus clowns.
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Did BP design these 'oil-spill' accomodating pants?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 9:34pm.
ahahhaaaa just noticed the kid's socks and boots!!
How to raise an individual 101: Tell him to wear pink and white striped socks and silly denim boots.
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Holly too! I think it has something to do with everything on them being so planned. It was a plan! It may have been ridiculous but at least it wasn't an accident! But it's cute too. Ridic is a very hard balance - I think they do it well;p
But I quoted this cuz you know - she may not tell him. That's the way I always shopped with my kid - what do you like? And I'll tell you, some things she chose to wear I could NOT understand. And I WOULD nag her to change it but I couldn't even guilt her out of those clothes. And I just happen to think that clothing choice (as long as it covers you) is one of the last freedoms and we should have. All of us.
If you don't care what people say then good for you! If you do then good for you too! Whatever makes you happy. You can't please errbuddy anyway - fer instance, the pastel/khaki wearing crowd and most of the suit wearing crowd (extra bonus points always go to a super hot suit tho) gets no rest from the likes of ME - it does go both ways;)
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I like everything Holly Madison wears. We're so alike Angle...
Sorry, leather/leatherette boots. $1000 grow out of them in a week type boots.
ahahhaaaa just noticed the kid's socks and boots!!
How to raise an individual 101: Tell him to wear pink and white striped socks and silly denim boots.
I can't help it. I like every fucked up thing this woman wears. It's something about her, she's just so cute.
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
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Who's the genius that tore Gwen Stefani a new credit card limit with those pants?
It's like a modern day version of the Emperor's New Suit innit. Can't even blame the Hammer for that shit. At least he had some serious free-balling moves.
It looks to me like she's seriously trying to divert attention from her stomach.
The big purse. The striped scarf. The baggy as fuck (but only on the top) pants. The loose shirt with stripes.
I'm still thinking that she's pregnant-- or at least currently going through fertility treatments.
All that came to mind was:
1. Very stinky (medical issue stinky) lady parts
2. An ailing peek-a-choo, possibly terminal -needing space and air
I like her bangs
I have the same high lights as her son
Thank god my feet aren't that big
with those balloons she looks like someone you'd hire for a kids birthday party
Yes, I believe in freedom of expression for children, but I highly doubt that her son asked to have his finger nails painted turquois.LOL
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Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 7:56pm
At least his hair isn't as long as Celin Dion's kid. Now there is a boy who looks like a girl.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Me thinks Gwen is dying to have a girl baby so she can finally leave her boy-girl babies alone!
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Quick, tell Dave Chappelle we've found him the perfect travel ensemble for the next time he wants to go flying.
Is it possible she thinks Gavin might not f* her from the back if she looks like she's already got a load there?
Like you don't know he's gay...
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Jodhpurs in denim.
And to think...those pants she is wearing cost more then what I make in a month. Unless its directly from her clothing line.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
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My brother used to call those "seven day poopers". Feel free to use it.
Stoopid looking. That is all
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Kingston is the next Paris Hilton. He's already been photographed more than the average person will in their entire life, and he's 3.
WTF is this? Isn't it short shorts season yet?
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Red lipstick and bottle blond. So creative. So cutting edge. NOT.
Submitted by KrysT on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 6:52pm.
I could give a fuck less about her stupid ass pants, what I want to know is why she keeps putting that poor boy in pink socks, painting his fucking nails, and giving him David Hasselhoff's cheap ass Baywatch highlights. Someone needs to call CPS. Turning your child into C.J Lite is blatant child abuse.
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Maybe her and Angelina are plotting the biggest publicity couple to ever come down the pike: Butchy Shiloh and Metrosexual Kingston.
Oh Gwen go sing your Karaoke and stop dressing your son like an uncool mo.
Her face looks different. More "pointy".
I usesd to LOVE her and No Doubt. Now I despise her and want to kill it with fire. Mostly I hate what she's doing to her son, and that she (I believe) coerced Gavin into disowning his own daughter. Both of them are despicable people.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"