Alicia Keys Is Fallin'
At the BET Awards last week, Alicia Keys threw her pregnant ass on top of a piano and crawled on that shit like she was Michelle Pfeiffer in The Fabulous Baker Boys. And on Saturday night at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans, Alicia busted on her nalgas while performing in heels. Okay, this is a sign that Alicia needs to sit her shit down before she gives her unborn fetus vertigo. That poor fetus is probably dizzy as all fuck! Alicia should at least stick a Dramamine up her cooch before performing.
But seriously, I don't know why Alicia wants to stand up anyways. Standing is overrated. Being pregnant gives you a good excuse for sitting at all times. When bitches see a baby belly on a crowded train, that's their cue to stand up and offer their seat. That is a beautiful power. So Alicia should take advantage of that while she still can.
I mean, if I was Alicia, this would be me at all times:
Although, I don't think Burger King girl above is pregnant with a baby. I think she's just permanently pregnant with laziness. I should use that one from now on.
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how about nice guys with beautiful skinny women i mean women that probably had guys down on their knees over their beauty...just to be as mean and fucking ugly on the inside of a rotting pile of dogshit!!!...ive met some homely looking girls that are so sweet as candy it makes them beautiful...u can be pretty but if ur insides dont match the outside then ur fucked....now i think alicia keys is a beautiful women but i think one day she will realize the mistake she did by husband steeling and an ugly man at that (but he might be sweat as pie to her-not real though cause he messed around on his pregnant wife)...anyway with that move u can see right through her beauty to all the ugly....
I would have gladly helped her to her feet, she seems like a nice lady! :)
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Aww I love Alicia, she took what looked like a pretty hard fall...bitch better be careful, could of injured her spine/back, Im sure she got hurt and just played it off....She shouldn't have on 7inch heels anyway while preggers, there are pretty 3inches she can wear. But she's Alicia, so..........
Alicia's career will NEVER take a nosedive, she's behind the scenes on many other singers CD's so this bitch will be around a long time, and her 1st 2 albums are the best ever. I love her. <3<3<3<3<3
Just FYI, that particular Burger King is in the Landstuhl Army Hospital in Landstuhl, Germany. I lived there for 7 years. I'm moving back there in October. I don't know why I'm telling you this, maybe it will give you some context. Guten Tag!
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Submitted by norma_desmond on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 10:41pm.
lip syncing? her voice never changed even though she went down like a ton of bricks. Wouldn't she have let out a whooops or something like that?
WERD. I smell lipsynching and pregnant pee.
i hate when i fall and there's people watching. i can fall anytime...you just don't need to see that! :P last time i fell was on the stairs carrying a bag of cookies on my way back from the store.
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Is it just me or did she not even miss a beat when she fell? Might be another Ashley Simpson situation with lip-synch going on.
lip syncing? her voice never changed even though she went down like a ton of bricks. Wouldn't she have let out a whooops or something like that?
OK, I just read Mashonda's open letter to AK and I have to say, AK comes off as a cold-hearted bitch. She conducted an affair with a married man for two years knowing full well that the dude was married, after being introduced to his wife and still flaunted it all over the place, tweeting the dumbest things about love and how she made the right choice even though the dude was married. Mashonda claimed that she tried to reach AK and ask her to have the decency to be a little more discrete about it without ever getting an answer. I have a choice of opinions on Mashonda as well, and truly have no idea what kind of woman sticks with a man who she knows is having an affair and still gets pregnant of him after finding out abouth the mistress. But AK's actions were of poor form in all levels, for fucking a married man who still lived with his wife for another two years and had a child with her and for not showing the least bit of shame in it, flaunting it and waxing poetically about "love". Jesus fucking Christ. Now I feel guilty for giving her my money and support.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 6:36pm.
... and she will get hers one day.
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SO TRUE. I hope Alicia is not expecting her new piece to be a changed man now that he's with her. Cheaters will cheat. Bitch, your vagina isn't magical.
Karma smacks another bitch down.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 4:38pm.
Poor baby. Dumbass needs to stay out of high heels until after the kid is born.
With that said, Keys comes across to me like the type who stays pregnant-looking even after delivery. She's gonna
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She'll blow up for sure and then when her career takes a big nosedive (she's so fucking overrated as it is), she'll ditch the slimey douchebag and go back to the broads she truly loves.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 4:38pm.
Poor baby. Dumbass needs to stay out of high heels until after the kid is born.
With that said, Keys comes across to me like the type who stays pregnant-looking even after delivery. She's gonna
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She'll blow up for sure and then when her career takes a big nosedive (she's so fucking overrated as it is), she'll ditch the slimey douchebag and go back to the broads she truly loves.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 6:31pm.
Hot guys are with bitchy women because men love bitches. Especially the insecure men. They complete each other like that.
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I don't understand the appeal of someone who treats others like crap.
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I don't care for anyone who'd treat me like crap but you see insecure men go for it all the time. For one thing, they think they can't do any better and probably can't because they'll never seek out better. The bitch woman sought him out and he took it since he had no other offers. Bitches probably remind him of his mother, too, who no doubt is the reason he is insecure in the first place (stemming from childhood). They also like bitches controlling them and telling them what to do because they can't find the initiative to do anything by themselves.
That is how I see it anyway.
"Did she mean to do dat??" Dumb bitch. Yeah, she meant to crash land onto her own pregnant ass. Shut the fuck up!!!
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 6:31pm.
Hot guys are with bitchy women because men love bitches. Especially the insecure men. They complete each other like that.
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I don't understand the appeal of someone who treats others like crap.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Honestly, I have more of a problem with her being a fake-ass than I do with her being a homewrecker. To that, I say wreck on...it's really not my business, and she will get hers one day. But you better own that shit. Don't write songs about female empowerment when you've got a married man's balls in your mouth. I'm no angel myself, and I'm not proud of it, but damn, I don't pretend to me all sweetness and light. Alicia reminds me of Rielle Hunter-"Yeah, I fucked him, but it's soooo not my fault that his marriage is ruined." Maybe not 100%. Anyway, she needs to be honest with herself and her fans about who she really is.
Sienna Miller is laughing at you Alicia.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Hot guys are with bitchy women because men love bitches. Especially the insecure men. They complete each other like that.
Submitted by JewJewBean on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 4:13pm.
And, I see a lot of people keep going on and on about bitchy females having men. Did you ever stop to think the guy they are with isn't too far behind bitchy himself? Like attracts like.
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There's also the possibility of the man not knowing how bitchy his woman is. My daughter's father has a wife that I'm pretty sure popped straight out of Satan's asshole, and he thinks she's the sweetest little princess ever.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Poor baby. Dumbass needs to stay out of high heels until after the kid is born.
With that said, Keys comes across to me like the type who stays pregnant-looking even after delivery. She's gonna blow the hell up and stay blowed up; I don't see her losing any weight.
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She needs to sit her pregnant ass down somewhere!
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She's just resting before she orders her double Whopper, large onion rings, large chocolate shake and, of course, her large Diet Coke. Fat pig!
Submitted by JewJewBean on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 4:13pm.
And, I see a lot of people keep going on and on about bitchy females having men. Did you ever stop to think the guy they are with isn't too far behind bitchy himself? Like attracts like.
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I don't know. I've seen those bridebitchy shows and the bride is usually fat and/or a total bitch, while the husband seems kinda oafish, but nice. Maybe it's just for the show.
And, I see a lot of people keep going on and on about bitchy females having men. Did you ever stop to think the guy they are with isn't too far behind bitchy himself? Like attracts like.
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Hey I think I know that gal, I use to work with her!!
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 1:28pm.
So fugly girls/women don't deserve hot guys too? When did this law take effect?
I know what you mean. It is annoying when somebody tells you the person you are with isn't good enough b/c they don't measure up to their superficial standards. I have some prissy ass friends that do this all the time. Whenever they see a hot guy(usually somebody they want)and his GF they are like, 'Why is he with her?' First, it is nobody's place to ask why somebody is with another person. Second, I bet the very reason they feel the need to ask that is, more than likely, the same reason he isn't w/any of them. They are so vain and empty that they think looking cute together is the most important thing in a relationship. I HATE it when they come telling me I should go out w/so and so b/c we would look sooooo good together. *eye roll*
That could explain why none of them can keep a man. You get use to looks. And, once you do, if it is nothing else there, it will fall apart.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
I don't think that is military guy's wife. I sense no connection between them.
So gross...fat people are the detriment to this society. sickening
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What do ya mean, MK? That is you all the time! lol!
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:31pm.
lol@"did she mean to do that?"
re: Burger King girl
The sad this is that she's probably the wife of the military guy in front of her. Pickings are MIGHTY slim around most military bases.
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I've noticed this phenomenon too. Maybe those big, not so attractive ladies all have sparkling personalities. They must have something going right...
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I used to like Alicia Keys music, now i m just waiting for her to get hers. "Her" man will do her wrong just like he wronged his wife. Karma is still alive and well.
And that fat girl @ BK, whoever posted that stuff about its around a Military base was spot on. I see that shit on a daily, with/without scooter, greasy hair , sweatpants and tramp-stamp hanging out... Strangely enough most of them have decent looking husbands. Those greasy hoes must suck a mean dick or something.
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My friend always jokes that when she gets pregnant she's going to have her husband carry her around in a rickshaw.
Forget about fatties getting with hot guys. I work in a retail store has bridal registries. The hottest guys come in with girls who are not only ugly, they are complete bitches.
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That cross-eyed,homewrecker need to put on some flip flops from now on.
That ugly man of hers is gonna sprint on her as soon as she pops that baby.
Watch him run away with some dizzy bimbo.
I love pregnant with permanent laziness like Wendy Williams loves wigs.
The Burger King girl is just using the chair because her Hover Around scooter is in the shop.
@ Pearl_necklace: "that awesome open letter"
WHAT awesome open letter?
Jesus Christ, girl, give it a break while you're pregnant. You can go back to crawling on pianos without injuring yourself or looking like a fool when you pop that thing.
What I want do know is, why the hell is she crawling on pianos now? She didn't do any of that shit at the only concert of hers I went to, and this was shortly before she announced she was pregnant. Did she use to crawl on pianos before? Or does she feel like she needs to be extra-"sexy" now, for some unexplained reason?
The military guy is obviously gay... the girl on the chair isn't much fatter than the nurse behind her.
Burger King is gross a shit, though (some of them don't have drive-thru windows)
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I am always at Earth Fare and healthy food stores. And, I always find it hilarious that majority of the people standing in those lines are skinny as hell(myself included). But, when you go to BK or McDonald's, you see nothing but a bunch of fat fucks. LMAO.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
It seem like it still take some energy to balance cuz you got one cheek on the chair and the other cheek just trying to find some floor. You need another chair for that other cheek girl!
And I got some nice charcoal meat I'll stick in dem buns honey chile!
Alicia fooled me when she first came into the spotlight. I'm not fooled anymore.
Alicia is overcompensating because that baby is putting the weight on her ass and thighs and she's scared it may be a permanent situation. She needs to chill on the "look at what I can do" bullshit or she's going to lose that baby.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by MicahSkin on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 1:13pm
So fugly girls/women don't deserve hot guys too? When did this law take effect?
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I'm assuming that micahskin was referring to those extremely plain/fugly girls who think they are hot and have horrid personalities to boot. For some reason, those bitches get super hot guys.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
WTF, Alicia? Is your OB Evil Knievel? That shit is not okay while you are pregnant!
Pregnant with laziness is my new favorite phrase!
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Not a fan of ego-inflated All-eesha, but I hate it when pregnant wimmens wear stoopid shoes for fashion, it's just as stoopid as when the 90 year old ses in the city beetches try to make us believe they don't put on bunny slippers between takes.
re: BK chick, if the babehs are in her back does that mean she'll shoot them out of her nalgas?
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 1:00pm.
the mic was nowhere near her mouth during that fall, but her voice stayed at at the same volume.
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LOL. Good call! Alicia Keys - overrated to the M.A.X.
Submitted by MicahSkin on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 1:13pm
So fugly girls/women don't deserve hot guys too? When did this law take effect?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
she keeps this mess up and she'll lose the baby.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown