Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sandy Kane aka The Naked Cowgirl of NYC aka The Greatest American Living Today aka An Inspiration To Us All!
Happy Fourth of July, everybody! Let's all celebrate the Sandy Kane way by barely covering our crotches with the American flag and filling our mouths with beer soaked corn dogs until our face is about to drop to the floor and crawl to the nearest emergency room! And when you have guzzled up enough booze to numb the top part of your body, stick a couple matches in your nipple holes and light that shit on fire. Who needs to light up the sky when you can light up your titties instead. Yes, you'll end up on a gurney, but there's nothing more American than getting a hospital bill you can't pay. We all drink to that! YAY!
Here's the epitome of a hot mess (LITERALLY) firing up her chichis for the cameras. Only in America! Seriously, when you stare deep into a tear drop falling down an eagle's face, you will see the image of Sandy Kane with her tits on fire staring back at you.
And here's a few NSFSE (Not Safe For Sober Eyes) pictures of Sandy in all her glory.
Images via An Smith, Bryan Scott, Kay Ef, Koitz, Eselat, Brooklyn Gringo
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My job (restaurant company in NYC Times Square area) was considering doing a cross-promotion with Naked Cowboy. Do u know that this fucker came to the business meeting in his underwear? I died when I saw him sitting our conference room with our marketing director (who was dressed in a suit) and the Naked Cowboy in his tighty whiteys.
2ndly, the Naked Cowgirl is even more disgusting in person. I see her frequently and its just a disgrace.
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I'd rather get a lap dance from Gloria Stuart (100)...
and the bush is making a comeback with younger pornstars (don't ask how I know, I just do)
Kinda tacky that she's not wearing any Hello Kitty stripper wear or boots...
She is gorgeous and very talented. It is said she is dating with a man old enough to be her father at "www.MatchSugar.com " where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .
That last picture is grosser than the hot dog eating contest! Please someone, run her over!!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 12:10pm.
This is Blohan in 10 years. Seriously -- they kind of look alike and have the exact same body -- shapeless, no waist, stick legs and saggy boobs.
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Unfortunatly I imagine this shape will be mine in the future...right now it's boobs, stick legs and absolutely no waist but I forsee it going south (literally) in the near future to udders, camel toe, and still no waist...
Naked Cowboy > Naked Cowgirl
Would anyone do him? Anyone? BE HONEST.
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Is anyone else looking at these pictures and seeing Courtney Love's future face?
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Atleast the naked cowboy keeps it classy. This is a fucking disgrace.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Are we sure this isn't just Amy Sedaris' latest character?
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Submitted by Kelli B on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 4:33pm.
there are so many things wrong with this picture, but worst of all are the koala ears... shave the rogue pubes!
Yes that last pic! It is my opinion that women over fifty just let it go already...I don't know maybe I'm wrong but bushy seems to be an older woman thing.
Holy shit that last thumbnail! I need another drink STAT
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I thought it was Pam Anderson for a moment until I saw the firecrotch lip slip in thumb 6
It would be funny to give those fried-egg-tits a Diana Ross/Lil Kim palm-bounce - just to see if her shoulders cave in when gravity catches 'em on the downswing.
there are so many things wrong with this picture, but worst of all are the koala ears... shave the rogue pubes!
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Looks like this old lady is channeling Gaga
why do shapeless funny looking saggy tittied women insist on showing off their bits on stage...it is so freaking nasty...and yes she does have a Hohan type of body...no waist saggy tits...I give Hohan til 26 to try to compete with this woman. But if she is 66 I gotta give her props...cause I would LOVE to look like this body wise (not face wise) at 66.
Ah from Mad Magazine Happy July 4th
Sung to the tune of "You're a Grand Ol' Flag"
She's a mean old bag
She's a nasty old bag
And forever she's filled us with hate
But we treat her sweet and kiss her feet
And tell her we think she's great
Let her curse at us
We will not raise a fuss
When she starts in to scream and nag
For we are all counting on what we'll get
From the will of that mean old bag
isnt' she in a commercial on tv lately?
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Yikes!
I wonder how she got the matches to stick also, I am thinking maybe it was false eyelash glue or adhesive for pasties/tassles.
Not that I want to ponder it too much.
If that old poon could talk...it would be muffled!
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I'm guessing you shouldn't feed her after midnight??
OMFG@that last thumb! UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!~
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Yuck... Just because you have big tits, it doesn't automatically make them attractive and doesn't mean that people want to see them hanging out.
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Do her funbags go jingle...jangle...jingle?
HBirthday America!
That's Courtney Love without all the Nirvana plastic surgery money.
Seriously, she looks like Sally Starr, (hostess of "Popeye Theater" in Philly in the 60's and 70's), seen through John Waters' eyes.
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Also this lady actually has a really nice body for a 66-year-old (even though it looks distinctively reminiscent of Lindsay Lohan's body). She's definitely one-upping the Helen Mirrens in that category. The only problem is the face... and the matchstick nipples, but I'd rather not dwell on that. How is it your body can stay in such good condition that far in life but your face falls apart? Did her face just suck up all the oldness to leave the rest of her intact?
UGH, just looked at the very last picture. Nasty. She doesn't look quite as "preserved" there.
Submitted by impacted waste on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 11:58am.
Kobayashi is my HSOTD , EVERY day . His androgynous hotness F's me up .
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Kobayashi all the way! I'm not sure if I'd say he's hot, but he's not fug. Relatively attractive, I guess. I got to touch his belly, too. Maybe I should have made a move (I don't think that sounds very appealing considering that he'd just gotten done with a contest--where he lost to Chestnut).
Anyway, happy 4th of whatever to everybody. I probably won't be doing anything, like the last two years. Blah!
This is Blohan in 10 years. Seriously -- they kind of look alike and have the exact same body -- shapeless, no waist, stick legs and saggy boobs.
oh well, reading the comments first saved me from seeing that. thanks everyone!
happy fourth of july. keep the ice bucket handy. :)
ubmitted by chicagokristi on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 11:48am.
I am so disappointed that a true American hero, Joey Chestnut, is not HSOTD, especially on this most American of holidays!!! HSOTD FAIL.
Kobayashi is my HSOTD , EVERY day . His androgynous hotness F's me up .
There's nothing more pathetic & disgusting than an old, worn-out whore. Cover that shit up, you old bitch.
Holy crap... this is the future for Lohan by the time she is 30. Tits lit up and flashing her hairy crotch for change.
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I hate to be the one to point this out, but I suspect there is no tape involved keeping those matches intact. Just her ability to pry open a tiny little hole and shoving a match in it.
And there but for the grace of blow-job-loving music execs would've gone Madonna.
Oh my god that last thumbnail makes me want to set my monitor and my contact lenses on fire. CANNOT UNSEE.
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I am so disappointed that a true American hero, Joey Chestnut, is not HSOTD, especially on this most American of holidays!!! HSOTD FAIL.
MK, I see the point in making her a Hot Slut with today being 4th of July and whatnot, but I think Gloria Stuart was far more deserving in terms of her slutty accomplishments and we rarely ever see a fellow ho live to be a 100 y.o.
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this crazy bitch used to be on Manhattan cable access in the 80's and she was scary-ass back then.
let's just say time has aged her about as well as a bottle of Summer's Eve.
Shouldn't she secure her Barbie hair away from those flaming nipples? Safety first. I see lots of gals like her in Hollywood. She's like the old broad from the rest home who used to come into our McDonald's and retrieve coffee cups and half smoked ciggies from the tables.
Oh dear God shouldn't have clicked the last thumbnail; saw WAY more than I wanted.
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66? She has a better body than Keisha and a dozen other 20- 30 yrs!!!!
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 11:33am.
**Still wondering how the hell you get a match to stay in your nipple** Um wow, I think..
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She just prolly uses some transparent, matte duct tape to stick the matches to her nipples.
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**Still wondering how the hell you get a match to stay in your nipple** Um wow, I think..
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Submitted by Snarkley:
> I don't blame the naked cowboy for
> suing her wrinkly ass.
I do. If indeed she can prove that was doing this "naked cowgirl" first, as she claims, she can turn around and sue his naked butt for copyright infringement. Hilarity will ensue.
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