Quote Of The Day: Kendra's Magical First Time With Hef
In Kendra's first book "Sliding Into Home" (Do what you will with that title), she talks about the first time she ever got it on with Hef and it pretty much sounds like the most romantic experience ever. Instead of Barry White playing in the background, they were serenaded by the hum from Hef's blood pressure machine. Instead of flickering candles, the room was lit up by the nekkid peroxide blondes awaiting their turn to leave their dignity on Hef's shriveled crotch worm. I'll let Kendra tell you the rest in her own words:
"One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice, ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said 'Okay, if I have to.' It seemed like every other girl was going and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn, it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was, all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there."
Basically if you're one of Hef's hos, you wait in line to grab the defibrillator pad from the skank before you so that you can jumpstart his heart again before mounting and pumping him. Then when Hef's heart stops, that's your cue to hand the pad off to the next trick and join the others in the shower room next door where they are all on the floor silently weeping into their hands. Sign us all up, because that sounds like an orgy ride none of our genitals can miss!
Source: Simon & Schuster via Star Magazine
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This attention addicted starfucker will do anything to have people notice her, including talking about how she fucked an 85 year old duffer. She was definitely one of hef's house whores.
I wonder how her husband feels when she keeps talking about how she fucked other guys & keeps reminding everyone of what a slutty whore she is. If she were my wife, she'd have been kicked to the curb a long time ago...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
This is what cracks me up. Men want Playboy bunnies but don't they understand to get in the magazine your bunny has to sit on that shriveled up dick?
This is that saddest thing I have ever read on this site. This girl is SAD. "OK, if I have to" ???? All the other girls were doing it???? These are your reasons for riding that shriveled nasty ass peen? Oh, I forgot she also "wanted to be there". Does it say how much he paid her afterward? Cause the cash payout better be pretty huge for that. I would only "want to be there" if I was being well paid. And if I was high on something that made Hefner look like Idris Elba.
Well, at least she's not trying to hide the fact that she's a slut. She may not be so bright and have fake tits but I actually like her. She's not pretending to be class act, unlike the the Whoredassians and Parasites of the world who act like fashion icons and role models.
So there, I like Kendra. I think she's funny and more genuine that those hos. Fucking report me.
What a dumb bitch.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 2:19pm.
and because they make shitload of money from guys who feel the same way. :(
btw, Disney is SATAN.
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I came back to say the same thing.
You know - Playboy doesn't do SO well in this world. I think it's that last speck of altruism that does them in. Cuz, success, in TODAY's world requires Satan's involvement. Hef's an opportunist with sexy ideas but I honestly, honestly don't consider him evil. I think he plays the marketing game as best he can just like he always did back when things were simpler and HIS ideas were more avante-garde. It's the way I feel about stripping - girls like to dance around in their underwear and men like to watch girls dancing around in their underwear. It's really not for everyone but I've known girls who are very cool and clear about what they're doing (Bif Naked's a good example but I don't KNOW her)...for me, that's what Hef's got going on and these girls are well-supported for their efforts. I think Playboy contributed to the shit we live in today but I don't think that was the intention. Alas, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, yes? I think Playboy would make a lot more money if Hef was dead.
Cuz, then, whoever takes over dead people's monopolies would REALLY put that shit to work and it would look a lot more like Hustler in no time. Only with CELEBRITIES!!! Cuz I don't think Walt Disney was an evil villain either - just a guy who was really good at making his own dreams come true. It's whoever took over that shit when he died. That's what happened.
*sews Detective LaToya badge on sleeve*
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
MK, I swear, you should write a book. This is some funny shit! "Instead of flickering candles, the room was lit up by the nekkid peroxide blondes awaiting their turn to leave their dignity on Hef's shriveled crotch worm." LMAO
Just thinking of standing in line to jump on that old pervert...YUCK!
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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...
I remember watching this clip from the 60's or 70's of this feminist tearing into Hugh Hefner while he was casually smoking a cigar. she straight up told him that woman are not bunnies and asked how he would like it if she stuck a bunny tail on him and made him prance around naked. you could tell he wasn't expecting this because he was so used to dumb women drooling over him and wanting something from him other than respect. Hugh Hefner is sick. he even purchased the burial plot right next to Marilyn Monroe, the most famous of the Project Monarch Presidential sex slaves. these women are just objects and it's sad that they are brainwashed into thinking they are more than just bleached hair extensions, plastic pool float tits and vaginas that remind men of little girls.
My favorite quote is "ok if I have to" in regards to boning Hef...I know everytime I'm at a gangbang that's the first thing I think (no, not really).
What's next, a book "written" by a Kardashian? I hope they don't desicrate libraries with this book...they still have those right?
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
"Hollywood back in the day at least maintained a facade of culture. Now it's just porn and reality tv."
repeated for truth. i remember that Hollywood was famous for producing great movies (hense this is the reason the oscars are the biggest thing in the movie industry right?) now it all crappy movies starring nic cage, and like you said porn and reality tv. sad.
and @ ImpertinentVixen, true dat!
How is someone not a whore who will fuck a famous elderly man for money, a flashy place to live, fame? That's all these girls are. The magazine creates the fantasy, that women are nothing but sex objects and love it, and these idiot girls try to live up to it, and this doddering perv gets all the pussy he wants.
Slick. I can't wait for him to drop dead while trying to take a shit. Nasty pig!!
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
i just threw up in my mouth a little.
and considering hefs remarks about kendra it wouldnt surprise me if he was a bit misogynistic. also doesn't look good in light of the Olivia Munn/Kim Kardashain stories.
You would think a major successful sports player could find something better than trailer trash from the mansion. Maybe he wanted a wife who would do threesomes with whores and already knows how to act like a brainless sex slave. I'm not unconvinced Heff could f*** all those girls even if he is old; he probably uses a lot of coke or Viagra or whatever.Putting porn stars on regular TV isn't something we should be doing, they should stay in their trashy little subculture where there is no art or higher education or anything that really ennobles humanity--Hollywood back in the day at least maintained a facade of culture. Now it's just porn and reality tv.
Submitted by justincase on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 2:08pm.
@ angel_i, a misogynist is a person, man or woman, who hates women. Perhaps it's a matter of personal opinion but I believe Hef and the Playboy Corporation use, demean, and consume women because they want to and because they can. Disney does it on children. It is the opposite of love.
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and because they make shitload of money from guys who feel the same way. :(
btw, Disney is SATAN. My aunt took my little cousins to some over-priced Disney on Ice shit. There was intense pressure to buy more toys and get the photo with a character and the nasty souvenier cups. She kept saying no but felt bad because all the other parents were buying so much crap that she actually felt like she was neglecting her kids by only buying a $20 light up toy that broke in the car on the way home.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by justincase on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 2:08pm.
@ angel_i, a misogynist is a person, man or woman, who hates women.
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I know what a misogynist is. I just don't happen to think Hef IS one. He doesn't hate women - he loves them. He doesn't put himself apart from women ONLY - he puts himself apart from everyone. Sexually, he's silly and playful but he's also honest. He made a lot of money off of women but he makes sure THEY get lots too. He takes advantage of men just as much as he takes advantage of any woman.
I just think calling Hef a misogynist is REALLY simplifying what goes on with that guy.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
I just can't.......
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Giving you the side eye....bitch!
I would actually feel more sorry for her IF the story was actually easier to swallow.(no pun)Like he spent one on one time with her and didn't force himself unto her and had the basic De-virginizing kit;candles,flowers,candy,bubble bath shit and what not,but the way you get introduced to him is by spending ONE minute on him after some coked-up herpes infested chick just jumped off?? wtf?
*Where did he go to medical school?
-He went to Northwestern
and Johns Hopkins.
*I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
*It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazing that shit up every day.
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I'm sure her children and grandchildren will always cherish this beautiful memoir.
That whole post just KILLED...MK!
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Your description is my visual of this "event" forever!
@ angel_i, a misogynist is a person, man or woman, who hates women. Perhaps it's a matter of personal opinion but I believe Hef and the Playboy Corporation use, demean, and consume women because they want to and because they can. Disney does it on children. It is the opposite of love.
You couldn't fucking pay me enough.
Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 2:00pm.
She's so stupid she used a baseball analogy for her book title, when she married a football player.
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Yes! I was looking at Chiri's link thinkin' we should all take a stab at a new title....
Something like Kendra: Truly Uncovered, From Tomboy to Playboy to Mom of a Baby Boy. I'll admit, that needs a little work, but even my quick attempt is better than the name she went went with. If Kendra wants to write a second memoir, she should call me.
What do you think of Kendra's book title and cover?
Mine is: Why Holly Hates Me.
I'd read THAT in a heartbeat!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
ummm... no ma'am.. this post should come with a warning label. i had to literally take my index finger and re-swallow that microwaved turkey pot pie with peas i had a few weeks ago
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:44pm.
I'm not buying a word of it. I think Hef pays these whores to put this PR garbage out there, to maintain his image. As soon as he croaks, the truth will come out that these stories are exactly that - stories.
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I kinda believe that too....it's hard to say.
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I actually believe it too. Hef needs this kind of publicity because there were rumors that he was into guys as well.
She's so stupid she used a baseball analogy for her book title, when she married a football player.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:44pm.
I'm not buying a word of it. I think Hef pays these whores to put this PR garbage out there, to maintain his image. As soon as he croaks, the truth will come out that these stories are exactly that - stories.
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I kinda believe that too....it's hard to say.
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Hi Angle! Think about the reality of this situation: we're supposed to believe that a man IN HIS 70's (at the time), could pull a train on 10 girls? PUHLEAZE - maybe if he was 25 I'd believe it, but in his 70's? Not a chance (he'd have a stroke or break a hip after the first).
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:44pm.
I'm not buying a word of it. I think Hef pays these whores to put this PR garbage out there, to maintain his image. As soon as he croaks, the truth will come out that these stories are exactly that - stories.
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I kinda believe that too....it's hard to say.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Dare I say DEHUMANIZING as well as gross and disgusting and unfortunately, predicktable. Pardon the pun but Hef's face made me do it.
It has been said that Hef is actually 'of the persuasia'.
so after it was "her turn" to "hop" on Hef...she fell in love with a wonderful man, had a beautiful child, and made lots of money. wtf.
PUKE! And God, I hate that crusty, old, self entitled slime ball that is Hefner.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
She felt it would be weird for her NOT TO PARTCIAPTE?? REALLY? I think its pretty nasty that she did.
*Where did he go to medical school?
-He went to Northwestern
and Johns Hopkins.
*I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
*It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Ketteringand they were blazing that shit up every day.
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While superficially it is obviously about fame and money, etc; deep down it is really about low self esteem. It's got to be right? Or is there still time for me, I mean sex for one minute and I get to be on top....hmmmmm, maybe that isn't such a bad deal.
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Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
I'm not buying a word of it. I think Hef pays these whores to put this PR garbage out there, to maintain his image. As soon as he croaks, the truth will come out that these stories are exactly that - stories.
Submitted by yucko on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:27pm.
Ewwwughglugh. I really doubt they're changing out condoms per girl and he probably doesn't even wear one to begin with. YUCKKK. So the last girl in line is probably sliding all over ten other girls' snail trails.
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My thoughts exactly. SICK!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Exactly...sex is private..cause it has private parts involved...ummm from what I've heard. SINNERS!! lol
http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/105322/5_reasons_kendra_wilkins...
Coma Caca!
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I think this is the grossest thing I've read on this site. Why would any woman want to degrade herself like that? No amount of money or fame would make me participate.
It's true, Chiri - sex is a weird thing where I can't hate on anyone for their proclivities (certainly *I* cannot for I am a weird one myself) but that's why it's PRIVATE. You know - you don't tell people you bite your toenails, right? (LOL - not me, but someone I know) Same thing.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
and I thought I had some bad sexy time memories...damn that sounds horrible and degrading..usually when it is that horrible and degrading you can at least count on some money handed over...don't tell me this trick did it for free, cause regardless of the deal with Hef and the exposure, I would demand money...god what a horrible visual that was!!
lol @ Angel!!
Bitch's story is some Diary shit. we dont wanna know! for reals!
Coma Caca!
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Firstly, are you really expecting me to believe that this retard could write a book?
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:30pm.
No one gives this old asshat any shit for the misogynist way he lives his life.
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Cuz he's not a misogynist; he's a pervert. Really different.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Wait, so, uh....wow. So Bridgette wasn't lying when she said, "Everything's together."
So Holly, Bridgette, and Kendra had regular foursomes with Hef...wow. Wow.
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:30pm.
wtf!! about a min? Min sex? ahahahahaha
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Hey - he's old enuff he could have been a minute man...just reminiscing like...
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
No one gives this old asshat any shit for the misogynist way he lives his life. He shits on women (probably literally) and has no respect for the female gender, but Hollywood and the public kiss his ass.
He's a perv, a fucking sick pedophile...he's had girls under 18 at his parties and then brings them up to his room to "fuck em in under a minute".
Fucking disgusting pig.
wtf!! about a min? Min sex? ahahahahaha
TMI for us.
Coma Caca!
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Ewwwughglugh. I really doubt they're changing out condoms per girl and he probably doesn't even wear one to begin with. YUCKKK. So the last girl in line is probably sliding all over ten other girls' snail trails.
"I wanted to be there." But why?
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Never never never never never!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 1:14pm.
Ick nast. Why would you share that!?
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The story? Or the penis?
In the end I'm pretty sure it all comes down to money tho.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ