$100 Million For Elin
$100 million is reportedly the magic number Tiger Woods will write IN BLOOD on a personal check and hand over to his soon-to-be ex-wife Elin Nordegren as part of their divorce settlement. This is 650 miles away from the $750 million figure people were throwing around recently, but it's still enough cash for Elin to heal her wounds (and possibly any crotch warts Tiger gave her) with. Hopefully, Elin also gets the golf club she used to whoop his SUV so she can hang it in a shadow box over one of her toilets.
Some inside source swears on a pile of Ambiens to TMZ that $100 million is the correct amount and it's much more than she would've collected under the original prenup. They also say that Tiger's net worth is around $500 to $600 million.
Apparently, as part of the deal Elin agreed to not write a tell-all about Tiger's mistress whore ways. This is the saddest news, because I was really hoping that Elin's tell-all would be turned into a Lifetime movie starring Shauna Sand as Elin, Todd Bridges as Tiger, George Takei in drag as Tiger's mom and Trace Cyrus as Rachel Uchitel (Hey, it's my fantasy TV movie).
This really makes me want to call my mom and yell at her for not raising me to be a blonde Swedish nanny with ovaries. That could've been me!
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I applaud Elin for staying silent and classy so far, I applaud Elin for taking a golf club upside his head when she found out about his extra-skanky ass behavior, I applaud her for taking the children and I wish she could take 100% of his wheat checks too.
In a marriage there should be 2 plans. Plan A: marry for love and plan to live happily forever and ever or Plan B: if you must fucks around don't get caught with bottom feeder bitches. The only whore I see here is Tiger. If I was messing with Chester the Cheatah, I would take all that cheddar too.
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:47pm.
bitch, cunt, whore, slut, fuckers and fucking are mandatory to write if you comment on dlist. Did you not get your booklet???
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Your story is already more interesting than tiger's. I got a story too, lots of pain, but its the same old boring thing.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 9:33pm.
I got cheated on and all my shit (lap top, digital camera, clothes, pictures etc) got left at the new girlfriends house. oh and the boyfriend died after doing heroin with her and I never got ANYTHING back (all I really wanted was pictures....)...
Can't figure out why he would want her to keep quiet. We learned at the same time she did, and his pecadillos are public along with a course of sex addict univeristy.
Well, whatever. Dude might as well let his horse run free now--he has paid dearly for the privilege.
I say good on Elin. She doesn't strike me as a golddigger, being that she was already well-off before marrying Tiger (she had family monies) and still put herself through college by being an au pair. Not to mention she most likely put a career on hold to help Tiger building that family man public image that got him all the millionaire endorsement deals and raising his children. I like her and much rather side with her than with the husband who had 10 million mistresses, including while Elin was pregnant and with small children. So sue me.
A hot young white fish does NOT marry an Ornamental unless for money.
Plain and simple.
Deal with it.
friendlyskies on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 12:23pm
OMG, could you have possibly read more into my comment?
Your "assumptions" are based on YOUR way of projecting what YOU believe were anyone's intentions.
Did I type she "tricked him", no, you made some kinda leap with that whole mess.
You have CHOSEN to see her as some kind of naive and uninformed type woman, that's my point, I do not believe she was.
I typed that comment and it was meant to be read "as is", plain and simple.
But by all means feel free to make up what myself and everyone else is thinking and pretend you're right. No one can stop you from doing that even though it doesn't make you right because you needed clarification by the source in which you based your comment.
Now, I feel you have wronged me, take out your check book and write me a big fat settlement check.
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"A big payday was a guarantee regardless of how this marriage ended ....I do find it rather degrading that women empower other women based on a payday at the end of a relationship."
You're operating on the assumption that Elin, despite signing a prenup, planned from the outset to get a divorce. And, as a corollary, somehow tricked Tiger Woods into cheating on her, and thereby took off with 10-20% of their estate. This is possible, but seems a little bit farfetched. And there is no proof.
The most likely explanation, based on what we know (as fans) is that she planned to stay married to Tiger "till death do us part." This is what most women want, plus she signed a prenup. Tiger is young, handsome, and accomplished, not comparable at all to that guy Anna Nicole Smith married. I also think it very likely that Tiger and his mistresses made their own decisions without her influence.
As for women (and mk) "cheering her on" for getting a payday... well, when we see a man betray his wife, we want her to do well. Sandra Bullock, your best friend, whoever. How is this degrading? We want our girls to rise above the degradation visited on them by their betrayers. Getting a large public payout is a public demonstration that Elin is a fighter, and a winner.
Lory,
"100 mill is not even a fifth of his fortune. It seems like a whole lot to some people because your average Joe doesn't make that kind of money. I guess the question shouldn't be why she's getting so much but why is a fucking golf player getting that much? Life ain't fair I tell ya! And as for the name calling, I guess people are more upset because some of it is being directed not just to Elin but to an entire gender. It can be rather offensive, specially coming from women themselves."
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100 mill is not even a fifth of his fortune. It seems like a whole lot to some people because your average Joe doesn't make that kind of money. I guess the question shouldn't be why she's getting so much but why is a fucking golf player getting that much? Life ain't fair I tell ya! And as for the name calling, I guess people are more upset because some of it is being directed not just to Elin but to an entire gender. It can be rather offensive, specially coming from women themselves.
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Lory! I haven't been here in ages; new job, not enough time in a day, etc...
Good to see you're still around: hope you're well and happy!
I'm glad we both stopped by today!
Last three cents about this, i swear....
Elin DID NOT help Tiger make all that money, he was/is bankable with or without a wife.
Tiger strolled his way to the top of the money maker train via his father and let's not forget, for being TIGER WOODS and unstoppable on the fairways.
Elin came along while Tiger WAS AT THE TOP. Now, her presence I am sure aided an endorsement or two but his main cash flow from PLAYING THE SPORT and International product endorsements were his already.
But when the market tanked, so did many deals across the board for many athletes/golfers etc..., Buick had to drop him, etc... Most all of Tiger's assets were tied to shit that had NOTHING to do with his "family" image.
A big payday was a guarantee regardless of how this marriage ended and his kids won't be wearing GAP, unless they want to, they will ALWAYS be taken care of.
As for bashing her, calling her names, it's the nature of her life now, it's not like she was living in a cave prior to Tiger.
I do find it rather degrading that women empower other women based on a payday at the end of a relationship. Really? Unless he beat her and the kids or worse I can't get behind the idea that the Elin's of the world are somehow entitled to piles of money because they have a uterus. These "relationships" are brokered well before the actual wedding day.
Neither one of them started off broke at the beginning and neither of them will be broke.
These big settlements and whatnot are just getting out of hand and make all involved look greedy and petty.
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LORY!!! Hello sugar! Long time no see, and ITA with you.
Well, if getting married and having children is ho behavior, I really hope you guys were conceived out of wedlock to spare you the shame. God forbid someone being born from a whore for money (wife) because with these divorce rates, you are naive if you think that your man won't cheat on you! And yes, if you are married and have children, put them on the streets so a nice single person can take them from you, spare them the shame of being subjected to your whoreness...
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If Elin is a whore, what does that make Tiger and the children?
Elin is not a whore imo.
She married with old-fashioned intentions, a family and children and domestic bliss albeit with a wealthy lifestyle, but as we know, many wealthy men cheat.
Sad, but true.
I wish her and her children well.
I even wish Woods well - he lost his gleam but will come back; tarnished but back.
you said it right, miss original putas!
I'm not really down with calling women names either. and I understand the people on here who're angry at the name calling, BUT, Elin is a "whore" Shes a whore for money, for a certain lifestyle, and for a certain position in life. There's nothing wrong with aspiring to things, but when you look to get those things without working & off another persons back, then you're on the stroll just like any other hooker.
She knew who Tiger woods was when they met. She worked him, got a ring, & popped out a couple kids for insurance, knowing damn well she would walk away with a boat load of money, with or without a prenup.
It's a cut throat world out there in sports and entertainment. There's a lot of women competing for these men. No single available woman just falls into this world and starts dating without knowing the game, and even if they did they, it wouldn't take them long to learn the hustle.
Shes walking way with a lot, but whatever because its not money that she earned rightfully. In a few years it will probably all be gone. Cause that's just how easy money goes.
friendlyskies,
"Geez - why all the bitterness against Elin? A whore? Erm... she got married, had kids, was cheated on, got divorced, and got less than 20% of their property (probably more like 10%, rich people usually hide some of their money), which is a lower percentage than many divorcees get. How is getting married and having kids whore behavior?
It's pretty simple, all you guys who hate women. If you don't want to get married, don't get married. Then you won't get divorced. It's not rocket science."
I agree with this 1000%. People get kind of crazy here with the women hating. Calling someone a whore who doesn't fit the description in any stretch of the definition... she's not the one who cheated, she's not a media whore, she's clearly not an attention whore since even the paparazzi can't even get shots of her... I mean, Jesus. And I am also SURE that Tiger is worth considerably more than he is claiming.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 8:04am.
What's with the constant references to fish on this site???
I don't get it...
That's what our resident troll and twink Mrs. Patrick Campbell calls women. Just ignore it like I do.
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What's with the constant references to fish on this site???
I don't get it...
This is why people hate fish!
Todd Bridges as Tiger, George Takei in drag as Tiger's mom
I actually asked George Takai if he wanted to be Tigers mom and of course his reply:
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Submitted by friendlyskies on Sat, 07/03/2010 - 6:34am.
Geez - why all the bitterness against Elin? A whore? Erm... she got married, had kids, was cheated on, got divorced, and got less than 20% of their property (probably more like 10%, rich people usually hide some of their money), which is a lower percentage than many divorcees get. How is getting married and having kids whore behavior?
It's pretty simple, all you guys who hate women. If you don't want to get married, don't get married. Then you won't get divorced. It's not rocket science.
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Now that was the most sensible comment I have seen in ages.
I was wondering, is that a lump sum kind of settlement or does he have to pay child support and health insurance for the kids on top of that?
Everybody wants to grab it, but nobody wants to pay for it.
Geez - why all the bitterness against Elin? A whore? Erm... she got married, had kids, was cheated on, got divorced, and got less than 20% of their property (probably more like 10%, rich people usually hide some of their money), which is a lower percentage than many divorcees get. How is getting married and having kids whore behavior?
It's pretty simple, all you guys who hate women. If you don't want to get married, don't get married. Then you won't get divorced. It's not rocket science.
LOL MK I would totally watch that shit.
$10 million per inch, maybe???
Did anyone call notreallyworkings number???
No???
Pussies...
Why should the fish get anything? She was supported in luxury for years, lived like a queen, and now decides to take a walk. Tiger should wish her well, bid her farewell, and let her go find another sucker.
We suspect - and hope - that this icky greedy stinkfish comes to a very bad end!
It's going to take a whole lot of $$$ to sort out their chitlin's orthodontic bills.
ever.
I'd rather be humiliated for 10 million for a fraction of my life, than 100 million for damn near a decade of fuckery and lies.
This is not a win situation, because how much money does this ho (and she IS a ho too, even with the ring) need?!
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And why is it necessary that she obtain $100M? Doesn't she have a rather large bank account herself?
Sorry for sounding like a bitter ass but fuck, most of us that get cheated on just burn shit from our ex's, go out, get shitfaced with friends, talk shit about exes and move the fuck on.
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Do we really need a tell-all? I think most people would make the assumption that Tiger has pretty much done every whore-deed known to man.
they both have horse toofus...yuck
they probably had a hard time kissing each other with teeth banging each other.
Given the fact that she tried to stay with him for the sake of the kids, my guess is that she is going to keep her mouth shut for the exact same reason. He is still their father and the naked facts could hurt them. So she is doing the right thing by taking the money and keeping up appearances. Dignified in an un-Hollywood way.
That selfish asshole REFUSES to wear a condom when he's with those filthy whores (i know a whore who slept with him and he refused - told her he never uses them).
Tiger Woods put Elin's life in danger.
She deserves MORE that $100 million.
This woman is a gold digger supreme. This is why so many men secretly hate women.
They have the same teefs.
Now, I understand Mel Gibson rage. Sorry, any man that is worth that much a wife is there to suck the cock, suck the balls, tongue the ass, and love getting fuck in the ass. At all times and everytime. Kids or no kids. Dumb bitch is delusional to think he won't fuck someone else. If u not doing it another bitch is going to fo it and happy to do it. Fuck that dumb it nanny, I hope she ends up like the one legged bitch that is now broke and she get fucked by a pack of n's .
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
He is not going to miss 100 million, if he has 750 million. What I want to understand is how the fuck is golf so damn popular, so that a pro golfer has 750 million dollars? It is not that interesting.
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 9:09pm.
If you put it in perspective, she IS married to and has children with a man that is worth between 500-600 million...do you honestly think in the same circumstances as her you would humbly and meekly seek less? Why? I think most women would feel a sense of entitlement to the fortune because they are married to it, along with all the bullshit that came with it...
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I totally agree! She was used to certain lifestyle and that shouldn't change because he cheated. People forget about the children too. They are going to live with her and they are after all HIS children too, so why should they dress Gap and live in a modest apartment while daddy is living the life in a mansion with a hooker in every bathroom? Tiger himself wouldn't approve I tell ya! Besides, if he agrees to give her X amount of money it is because he can actually afford it. It will not make him poor so those crying injustice can calm down now.
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