Thursday, July 1st 2010

TYPICAL! The Saint Wears White

With a face freshly injected with what's left of Billy Goat Brad's testicle syrup, Santa Onghaleena Yoly (bitch is in Mexico) floated on the labia of angel into Cancun yesterday to do promotion for that Morton Salt Girl biopic called Salt. Oh, how I wish that mess was about the Morton Salt Girl.

St. Angie showed up to a photo call wearing a dress that used to be Jesus' first baby sheet. I'm not sure what the story is behind that hem. The Brangeloonies probably accidentally tore that shit when they were trying to crawl up her blessed no-no. It happens all the time. Luckily, Maddox brought his sewing machine so he can turn that dress into a summer "Montenegro style" shorty suit for Shiloh.

Here's a few more pictures of St. Angie working the shit out of her forehead vein with her Salt co-star Chiwetel Ejiofor.

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soraya's picture

I can never be snarky about those gross forehead veins after I saw an interview with Kristen Chenoweth and she was like "yeah I've seen people online commenting about my forehead vein, that I need to do something about that- umm sorry I NEED IT TO LIVE!"

So I crack up every time I see one even if it is on someone horrendous like Megan Fox. I think AJ looks good here (*ducks*) even though she looks nearly 10 years older than her actual age. I just wonder what the hell sort of magic bra she's wearing.

KT's picture

ewww, someone get this bitch some food!

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

JaneDoe's picture

minus the forehead vein she looks great for a mom of 6. I would prefer to read about her than about that possum head Gosselin and octocrazy.

and yes I like her action movies too..:P

gucci's picture

@justincase

she's a terrible actress and needs lessons. that said, the only two people that should have been nominated for academy awards for "changeling" was clint eastwood(which he was) and the guy who played stewart northcott.

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She looks like 45 years old and frail which is counter-intuitive casting for an action star. I don't think much of her acting either. The only thing I ever saw her in was the trailer for that "I want my son" movie. Enough bad acting and enough said.

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EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 10:13pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:49pm.
MRAWR!
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i love when you sweet talk!LOL!

OT: i could give a shit, but there may be a shit worthy topic later... then where would i be?
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*blows kisses* Gone mad, I guess;p

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O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 5:14pm.

"So much posturing this woman. Fat is a death knell in the industry and we all know it. the fact that she keeps herself so painfully thin just speaks to her insecurity....what's SHE got to be so insecure about?! Her life is PERFECT. She does everything PERFECTLY"
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The exact same thing could be said about Jennifer Anniston.

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No, becuz
1. Jenny doesn't look painful - she looks like she works for it, but not painful.
and
2. We all KNOW that Jenny is a pathetic loser already!

♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:49pm.
MRAWR!
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i love when you sweet talk!LOL!

OT: i could give a shit, but there may be a shit worthy topic later... then where would i be?

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kiv's picture

uh oh, did dlisted just get an escapee from the just jared asylum? I hope kitty finds her way back home.

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MRAWR!

♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ

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Hehe Bradi, it makes me a little nostalgic for LA's fanatic fuckery. Just a little!

Can't remember who coined it but I still think of the phrase Jolier Than Thou AHAHAHAAA!!!!

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BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:40pm.

You know, the loon quality has really gone down hill, it's like they're sending the janitor from Loonasylum now.

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Yep the farm league...

zomay's picture

Heeeheee

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yeah Veins Haven is PERFECT
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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Veins Haven?

... sorry, to our JH, and to the fact that i can't stand Angie threads, but i had to be corny!

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I keep wishing it could be that way.
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ZOMAY!!!!

And iHeartheart making a rare cameo....

You know, the loon quality has really gone down hill, it's like they're sending the janitor from Loonasylum now.

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Voight Vein!

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zomay's picture

Better yet, why don't we call her vein PAX. That way she remembers the little dude is still in the family.

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Or Shimizu :P

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zomay's picture

No, how about PACO. PACO the vein.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:30pm.
For my contest entry I dub her vein the Superficial Dorsal Venis Thrombosis.

anything would be better then that shit you have know.♥

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:30pm.
For my contest entry I dub her vein the Superficial Dorsal Venis Thrombosis.

anything would be better then that shit you have know.♥

zomay's picture

I want to name her vein Joe Jackson.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:24pm.
So, what, kittymuffintop is like 15 maybe 16?

Honey, c'mon, is that your best? Really?

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what are you talking about..btw Brad looks gay in that picture

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For my contest entry I dub her vein the Superficial Dorsal Venis Thrombosis.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:20pm.
*giggles at the St. Angie loon foaming@the mouth* :D

your avie still annoys me how two years ago

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So, what, kittymuffintop is like 15 maybe 16?

Honey, c'mon, is that your best? Really?

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:20pm.

*giggles at the St. Angie loon foaming@the mouth* :D
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Hee hee!

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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*giggles at the St. Angie loon foaming@the mouth* :D

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 9:00pm.
Oh my, I am so devastated by that retort. Whatever shall I do.
Maybe I will don my bossy pants and tell everyone how to comment, oh wait, kittymuffintop beat me to it.

*enjoys the grinding teeth of a loon and watching them make pipe cleaner circles*

anyone with the name BRADIFUL BITCH who comments on a gossip site is the fuckin loon

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 7:01pm.

dont you have problems of your own
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Well I certainly don't have a jacked up grill you fucking trolling cocksucker

and that is the least of your problems a jacked up grill I think not motherfucker

zomay's picture

We should do a vein naming contest here at Dlisted. Name Angie jo's vein and win a dollar..

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Oh my, I am so devastated by that retort. Whatever shall I do.
Maybe I will don my bossy pants and tell everyone how to comment, oh wait, kittymuffintop beat me to it.

*enjoys the grinding teeth of a loon and watching them make pipe cleaner circles*

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 7:01pm.

dont you have problems of your own
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Well I certainly don't have a jacked up grill you fucking trolling cocksucker.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 3:17pm.

I don't know why, but this bitch just never looks genuinely happy. Even when she's smiling, it looks fake as hell. Maybe I'm just used to her in her movies when she's always scowling or pouting.

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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 3:21pm.

I am not interested in Angelina but Chiwetel Ejiofor? Now you're talking! He is delicious. Wouldn't have to ask me twice.

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I saw that dude once. He is tiny!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:41pm.
kittymuffin on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:00pm.

I think she looks great I have skinny arms and I love to wear white.it's summer what do you want her to wear? lay off already

- Beg your pardon and you would be who exactly....Skelly's personal armpit licker?

Not at all BRADIFUL BITCH if anyone is the armpit licker it would be you..no.BRADIFUL BITCH

it is summer she looks fine wearing a summer dress you have the armPITT licker avie..noo?

Finally, my subconscious spews forth:

CROCODILE TEETH!!!!

How fitting, non?

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I think she looks fine. The humidity obviously killed her hair but her dress is pretty.

For all you people questioning, you can tell she's ano by the hairs on her arms. the body grows them for protection when you are malnourished.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanugo

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kittymuffin on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 8:00pm.

I think she looks great I have skinny arms and I love to wear white.it's summer what do you want her to wear? lay off already

- Beg your pardon and you would be who exactly....Skelly's personal armpit licker?

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Those tattoos are quite ugly.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 7:01pm.

dont you have problems of your own

kittymuffin's picture

I think she looks great I have skinny arms and I love to wear white.it's summer what do you want her to wear? lay off already

CoconutCoochie's picture

I think somebody with anorexia would have thinner arms. My arms are thinner than that and I'm no ano.

gucci's picture

she's a terrible actress and needs lessons. that said, the only two people that should have been nominated for academy awards for "changeling" was clint eastwood(which he was) and the guy who played stewart northcott.

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She looks happy.

Submitted by gucci on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 5:25pm.
i'll never understand how a nice guy like brad ended up married to this piece of trash.
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But they're not married. That's the good part. In her recent interview for VF, she states that they already feel married and the kids keep them committed. That's about as far as she'll get with him. She's not wife material to begin with. She's mistress/hooker at best.

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Submitted by I really should... on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 12:12pm.
she looks an utter mess, and her teeth make her look speshul. i can't stand teeth like that no wonder her lips are so big. in this day and age when braces come a dime a dozen, do we really need to be in awe of such terrible dental situation as this?
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