Wonder Woman Put Some Pants On
After years upon years of having to soak her vagina in yogurt to treat her permanent case of the yeasties, Wonder Woman has decided to leave her pussy-suffocating spandex briefs on the floor and put on a pair of pants instead. Starting with issue #600, which is out today, Wonder Woman will wear a totally different outfit. Say goodbye to the glamorously elegant stripper boots and say hello to a pair of butch bitch boots bought on clearance at DSW. Why do I cry?!!!
J. Michael Straczynski, the new writer of the Wonder Woman series, says that the character is entering a new age and they wanted her look to reflect that. J. Michael explained while digging the heel of Wonder Woman's old whore boot into my heart
It's a look designed to be taken seriously as a warrior, in partial answer to the many female fans over the years who've asked, "how does she fight in that thing without all her parts falling out?") She can close it up to pass unnoticed...open it for the freedom to fight...lose the jacket or keep it on...it has pockets (the other fan question, "where does she carry anything in that outfit?", it can be accessorized...it's a Wonder Woman look designed for the 21st century. The bracelets are still there, but made more colorful, tied on the inside and over the hand, with a script W on each of them that form WW when she holds them side by side...and if you get hit by one of them, it leaves a W mark. This is a Wonder Woman who signs her work...letting her enemies know that she's getting closer."This is Wonder Woman reborn, literally and metaphorically: fast, elegant, tough, smart...the savior of her people, their guardian and protector...avenging the fall of Paradise Island, searching to discover why Paradise Island was abandoned by the gods. In the end, what she discovers will change her life and the world forever...and she will come face to face with a decision that will mean life or death for the entire human race."
I get that Wonder Woman probably got sick of seeing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Taylor Momsen and Lady Caca snatch her swagger by putting their crotches on display, but now she looks like a background extra from The Real L-Word. That isn't a bad thing, but why didn't Wonder Woman think of all the down low sluts out there?! Every Whoreoween, undercover sluts proudly let their tramp out by hiking up their chichis and camel toes as Wonder Woman. What are they going to do now?! Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!!!
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Message to J. Michael: Instead of updating classic characters by making them "edgy", why can't you just finish the comics you started, rather than walking way from them abruptly? What about your work on "The Twelve" and "Supreme Power", the two best comics of the 2000's? In the words of Van Halen: "Finish what ya started"!
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Wonder Woman make over FAIL!
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Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!!!
ahahahhahaha new siggie
and yeah, this look is not good, J. Michael Straczynski needs to recognize that chochas out is the look of the decade
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btdt....she will get her outfit back, trust! they pull this fail every decade...
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:47pm.
bitch, cunt, whore, slut, fuckers and fucking are mandatory to write if you comment on dlist. Did you not get your booklet???
Hey, bitch!! What are you doing calling those boots "butch bitch boots"? Let me inform you that this is MONTENEGRO style, so shut your whore mouth!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO this is so wrong, this is not Wonder Woman, what a disgrace.
Ha! She just doesn't want to get blamed for turning everyone into the whorish ghouls they've become.
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O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Fuckyng_Classy:
"The comic book is leaning towards a more real storyline. Bitch could not fight in a leotard and stripper heels anymore, that shit was ridiculous. Well, I'm just glad we got a heroine who does not exist solely for eye-candy purposes."
ITA!!
And I love J. Michael Straczynski, I often go back and read his Rising Stars again and again. He's a great writer and he can do no wrong in my book.
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So this "LiLo the Vampire Cokeslayer" outfit is supposed to be an improvement? She barely even has the same curves!
This is an OUTRAGE! Get me Lynda Carter on the phone STAT!
I read it up until "parts falling out" and uh, what? Do the fans mean her vagina falling out? Well, those are some dumbass fans if so.
this is just all kinds of wrong.
I'm not impressed. At this rate they're going to have her come out as bisexual soon, you know, since they want her to be a superhero for a new generation.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
STOOOOOOOOOOOPIT!
Do these people watch no anime? This shit looks so outdated.
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
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Another shameless comics sales stunt, she'll be back on star-spangled panties before you can say toy marketing wet dream. TRUST.
Basically this is WW if she wanted to go dressed as Black Canary (another heroine) for Halloween, all that "21 Century" and "reborn" are words these artist renders use to peddle their stupid ideas to their equally stupid bosses.
This whole story is bullshit. Mostly likely just trying to hide her SCRAM bracelet.
This is so wrong.
This is like back in the 50's they would have decided Jesus needs a shave and a haircut cause some people complained with the long hair he looks like a hobo.
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Stupid is who stupid does
sooo he's still stuck in the 90's when this shit was considered a "modern" look?
Surely these are cut-away pants that give way to her old 'draws, right?!
Bring back the Diana Prince panties!!
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I think she'll be just fine. She's just growing up, after all she's 59 years old. MK is just having a bout of vagina envy today, he probably went head to head with the PMS Avenger and got slammed.
I like it.
Any costume that exposes a warrior-woman's lady bits in dated stripper fashion is for the comfort and pleasure of breast-feeders and motor-boaters. The fact she still has large tits, tiny waist, and daddy long-legs should be pap enough for one-handers and motor-boaters. I was a pre-teen when Star Trek was originally broadcast (Friday nights before The Wild Wild West) and scoffed at the outfits, make-up, and bouffants the "girls in space" were forced to wear. Fashion feminist since 1968 and proudly still able to rock a mini-skirt (with tights and boots cause I am *mature*).
Eh- those of us that grew up loving WW do not like this shit. Not that change is bad, but this one sucks. I agree with whoever said she looked like an anime character now. Not the look WW should be sporting- she is after all Wonder fucking Woman, stop ruining our beloved characters idiots!
Heh, I kinda liek it anyway. She still looks fierce. If we're talking fashion I'd say the belt looks a bit too clunky with the new pants/boots/tights hybrid but it's a staple of the character, so meh.
Don't think it particularly looks butch, but if it does, so what? We deserve a butch superhero! Gayelles save the world with their magical tears, it's about time they'd be represented by a hot superhero bitch.
not butch! just montenegro.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:51am.
I do NOT co-sign on this sartorial sabotage!
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Say it LOUD, Triston!
Like the top and bracelets, though. But WW needs thigh high boots. She's hot. Never hide her hotness. It's criminal, I tell ya!
So, a jacket, a skin tight top and tight pants constitute a lesbian outfit? Okay...
The comic book is leaning towards a more real storyline. Bitch could not fight in a leotard and stripper heels anymore, that shit was ridiculous. Well, I'm just glad we got a heroine who does not exist solely for eye-candy purposes.
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How come female super heroes always have such nice titties?
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I love the change! The costume looks a lot better, and it's about time they revamped the character. We need more tough, smart heroines like that. And it's great that they're acknowledging WW's female fans.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
This does not need to be WW's main costume. This needs to be one of her side-gig costumes when she is out investigating something that takes her to a lesbian bar, a trucker rally, or a return to Lesbos or something.
This is NOT Wonder Woman!
*yells*
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This is fucking horrible! Why the fuck are idiots making over and fucking up shit I grew up with?
WW is my childhood idol, and I would spaz out today if I met Linda Carter. I had the underroos, my mother made me a kick ass WW costume that made my friends jealous. I was WW on my playground in the 70's.
I would have NEVER liked her that much with the shit this asshole is drawing on her now.
*sigh*
J. Michael needs to do Babylon 6 and stop messing with WW. What are they going to do next, kill Superman? Oh wait....
OHHHHHH YEAH breakdown,
ive been in love with WW since i was a little gurl, she was my first gurl crush...
Remember when she used to go back to the island and visit her "sistas".....
Diana Prince dont change gurl!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:27am.
I had Wonder WOman underoos when I was like 4. I would not wear them now if she looked like this.
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Yes, my Wonder Woman underoos were my go-to roos, whereas my Strawberry Shortcake roos were my kicking back style. Loved those Wondar Woman roos and the comic books when I was a chirrun.
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Nice Sarah Palin campaign poster.
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Wonder Woman:
She needs to look like KK does in your avie. That is THE only costume I will accept Wonder Woman in full-time.
Go back to the series. When Lynda Carter was playing her, she was THE hot piece. Remember that suit she used to wear to swim?
That was worth almost drowning yourself right there!
They need to take WW forward, not backwards into L-wordville!
And please don't tell me she can't fly anymore either?!
And what about her invisible plane?!
*calls Security*
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dyke dressing up
like johnny queer
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 9:51am.
I do NOT co-sign on this sartorial sabotage!
Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the strongest slut in the comic world, male or female, and if she cannot fight crime in a hot bra and panty set...
NO ONE CAN!
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PREACH IT SISTA!!
M.K. thank you for posting this...LOVE IT!!
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does she keep the signature spin move? or is that replaced by her putting on her leggings one leg at a time?
Aw fuck, WW got ahold of Blowhan's leggings:( This shit don't look right.
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Hmm. I like the top have and the armulets. Bottom half needs work. Knee high boots would have been better with a red trim matching the top.
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So.....Wonder Woman goes modest while Dora the Explorer grows tits and becomes slutty?
*scratches head*
EPIC FAIL.
LOOKS. LIKE SHIT.
Seems the older I get and the longer I hang around on this spinning oil slick the more these stupid suits in charge pick my fave things from childhood to RUIN.
fuck I hate this. awful.
I remember in the late 60s when WW lost her powers to save Steve Trevors life and became like a James Bond type spy which was a resounding FLOP , and in 1972 Gloria Steinem ressurected the original WW we grew up with from the 1940s.
here is hoping that this will happen again. they are probably dressing her like this so the new WW movie which is going to totally suck dead dog ass can look like this.
fuck I hate what they did to her. fuck.
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Dressing her like Rihanna was TOTALLY the way to go.
*THUMBS DOWNSY*
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I'm sure MK will still look pretty this wHore-o-peen!
Wonder Woman, not so much!
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
God I love me some Wonder Woman and so does my gay BFF.
His mother told me a story years ago that I always think of whenever I see Wonder WOman. When he was four, he took a pair of blue undies stuck them up his butt like a thong, tied a bedsheet around his neck for a cape and made his crown and bulletproof bracelets out of aluminim foil and ran around his house jumping off of furniture. ROTLMAO. His mom knew he would grow up to be gay right then and there.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!