The Experts Have Spoken: Bachelor Jake Is Probably Gay
When Vienna Sausage started crying zig zaggy tears (You know, because she's wonky eyed....womp womp...I know) about how Jake Pavelka of The Bachelor didn't want to fuck her, many made the assumption that this must mean he only gets thirsty for peen. Because what straight dude wouldn't want to go dizzy while trying to gaze into Vienna's cross eyes during sexy times? Well, Radar asked several professional experts about Jake's sexuality and they do believe that his no-no probably chirps for dick. And by "professional experts" I mean some losers from The Bachelor and Bachelorette. Let's read what these assholes farted out:
Paul from The Bachelorette 4: “I definitely think he has gay tendencies, not only because of the way he dresses but also because he didn’t want to have sex with a beautiful girl and never really tried with the other girls on the show. Nothing personal, Jake!An unnamed bitch from Jake's season of The Bachelor: “I think he has gay potential and definitely gay tendencies.”
Richard from The Bachelorette 4: “I’m not sure if he is gay, but it seems he just has no experience with those types of women that are on the show.”
An unnamed bitch from The Bachelorette 4: “I couldn’t tell you if the guy is gay but I do have one word for you -- goober! Jake always struck me as a phony, he never was really himself. He always trying and trying and trying to impress.”
Thank you, experts! Yes, the closest you've come to a gay person is the time you stopped to watch Will & Grace for a few minutes while channel surfing, but your expert opinion is still appreciated!
Paul is right, by the way. The Gay Tendencies Store (which is right next to The Montenegro Style Boutique) is always out of grey t-shirts and fugly washed jeans. But seriously, you know what makes me think that maybe just maybe Bachelor Jake isn't gay? The cell phone strapped to his pocket! No self-respecting gay does that! You either carry it like a clutch or stuff it between your nalgas.
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All the people who go on this stupid show are only after their 15.
All of these reality show ninnies should be grouped together in one big reality show where the objective is to literally BE THE LAST ONE LEFT. You must kill all the others. CREATIVELY!
Heidi and Spencer are my first picks.
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On the other hand, do I hope that he IS gay? Hell yeah! I want to tap that hot thang from here to eternity!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 1:34pm.
We may never know for sure because she looks like one of those chicks that is jilted so often that her typical response has morphed into the man being gay if he doesn't want to tap her panty pudding.
Hell, she might have turned him gay.
How'd she like THAT theory?
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My thoughts exactly! Hell, I have turned away many a trick in my time because I was not feeling them either. Well,according to their method of assumption,that would make me (horror of horrors) a straighty, right? Homophobic bitches, please!
i have no clue who these people are...
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conscience off...dick on...
Inconsiderate bastard... he could have at least bought her a vibrator
So what they are saying is that he's gay, right?
(MAJOR EYE ROLLS)
who knows. but he does have a shade of the gheyness even if it is just bad lighting...
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
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he has on cheerleader shoes... RED FLAG!
Maybe she's just too ugly.
We may never know for sure because she looks like one of those chicks that is jilted so often that her typical response has morphed into the man being gay if he doesn't want to tap her panty pudding.
Hell, she might have turned him gay.
How'd she like THAT theory?
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G-A-Y. A dude doesn't have to like you, trust you, think you're pretty, or hell, even look at you. A fuck is a fuck. He'll get off THEN leave, not leave BEFORE he gets some.
He is so gay! Wasn't his sweet ass on Dancing with the Stars? I knew then dancing in his sparkling customes him and Evan Lysacek were secretly playing in each others booty holes.
Submitted by Cindyloo on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:21am.
So....let's say he is gay. Then WHY go on a show called the Bachelor?
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Because he's probably a fame ho
*PS - LMAO at "gay potential"
It's hard to tell. Maybe he just feels she is a skank and he has standards in women so he's not hard up enough to do her. Maybe he wants to wait until marriage. Most straight men though would have sex with anything that had a vagina.. standards aren't usually too high for them so *shrug* maybe he is gay. Maybe he has a small penis and is insecure. Maybe he is asexual. Maybe he's on drugs and doesn't get aroused. WHO KNOWS. I never watched this show, either. From the picture though he looks like a dweeb.
I cannot believe we live in a world where we have to hear about this bullshit breakup & Jon Gosselin's new tattoo.
"... because he didn’t want to have sex with a beautiful girl ..."
You know, as a gay expert i declare everybody gay who mistakes that poopface with a "beautiful girl". Clearly that is not a mistake any hetero male would make. Not wanting to have sex with _that_ is a loud and clear statement of a mans heterosexuality.
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"Paul is right, by the way. The Gay Tendencies Store (which is right next to The Montenegro Style Boutique)..." WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i totally used the phrase'Montenegro Style' yesterday..LMAO
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He can only love one person-himself. He prolly faps it to his pics on People magazine.
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Nuh uh! I just read in OK magazine that he's not gay at all. He wouldn't fuck her cuz she wasn't trustworthy. You know how guys are like that.
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I think hes gay and he's a douche
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Listen, if he was straight or bi, he would have been boning vienna sausage until they split up. They wouldn't have made it as a couple but his dick would have been occupied all this time. Vienna is a horsey butterface but she's far from undoable for guys that are into girls. If he was keeping his genitals to himself all this time, he is either an opiate or benzo addict who could care less about his penis' activities with ANYONE as long as he has his favorite molecules in stock or he is into dick. End of story.
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Ummm, if these so-called great catches need to go on the bachelor, even if they aren't totally gay, they have a touch of it, or they're in the middle of the spectrum. Maybe this one is finally moving away from the girls, thanks to a dish like Vienna Sausage.
*Ducks in case any objects are thrown*
:Sigh: I used to pride myself on having impeccable gaydar not so long ago...now these days I just don't know...but my vote is not gay since i'm not tingling...
since he's such a fame whore why not just have a super hot gay guy offer to make a sex tape? If a camera is involved I'm sure he'd fall for it if he was gay
OMG I do carry my Iphone like a little clutch purse. Even stick it under my pit if I need both hands free. You are so observant.
I don't think he's gay. Maybe the longer he knew Vienna the more turned off he was.
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He's defally ghey. She's a troll, but he's still a ghey.
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I didn't necessarily think he was gay while watching the Bachelor, but he did strike me as incredibly phoney. The cheeseball laugh and smile.
But given he picked the horsiest faced, manliest woman on the show, gay is a good possibility.
Totally Gay!
Just look at the Camel Toe on her, what straight man would not want into tap that.
The first time I laid eyes on Jake, my "gaydar" went bezerk!
Why doesn't ABC just do a Bachelor with really hot gay dudes? They could even play it safe and cast a bunch of boring vanilla guys like Jake.
Its 2010, can't we cast some queer folks just looking to get married & start a family? I mean, it seems like thats the only role gay dudes can get on TV is that of the hyper flaming fag. (Or the sociopath or pervert.)
I'd love to see it mixed up a little bit with some bears, family men, and professional types.
shouldn't they kill him and perform autopsy to tell if he's gay or not, isn't that how modern science does it?
Well he IS wearing Cheerleading sneakers, but not ALL male cheerleaders are gay...right?
He's a fame whore, which means he'd suck a producers dick to land a job.
Though he does remind me of a blondish Tommy Girl.
So....let's say he is gay. Then WHY go on a show called the Bachelor? And did I hear that he's going to be on some new show?
Maybe he doesn't believe in pre-marital sex? Or he realized he just wasn't that into her (Vienna)?
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That's fucked up to gather a panel of dickheads to discuss whether they think some dude they never met sucks dick. I'm gonna chalk this up as extra ignorant unless it's ABC's way of spinning off into the first gay dating episode now that it's legal to "gay marry" in Massachusetts. Jake will be the newly out famewhore gay looking to land a committed relationship from a gaggle of equally famewhorish gays on the make. Those Bachelor/ette shows are failing-these networks tend to turn to the gays to boost ratings when that happens.
Jakey isn't gay...his problem is that he was on a season of the f*cking Bachelor! If I was the main dude on a show about a bunch of needy hos vying for a rose from me and my hand in marriage by acting like high class hookers, I come away from the show with a few intimacy issues too!
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Perhaps if they chose a woman who was not a beast, he may have fucked her?
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I bet he and Licecheck got familiar on DWTS.
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He reminds me of somebody I know who isn't gay, but is very very fussy and particular about women. The guy I know can be easily turned off and the girls he attracts seem to have to work very hard at keeping his attention and interest. My verdict is this guy is not gay, but a tough biscuit for any potential partner...(and this verdict still counts even if he is gay).
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He's hosting a morning show in Dallas and he is SOOOO gay. He's prettier than the female host.
I don't think Jake is gay. If he was, some prospective famewhore would have come out of the woodwork by now to spill the beans. Just like when that French guy was on the Bachelorette a few years ago, it didn't take long for suspicious pix to surface. But Jake would make nice breeding stock for future cute gays.
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Can't make the assumption that he is gay or straight. It is possible for straight people to be so repulsed by someone they don't want to go near them.
That big ole sister has been making no bones about trolling the gay bars in Dallas. Oh wait- maybe he is making bones at said bars.
Submitted by Pigsley on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:00am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 9:56am.
Gay Face!!!
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Do you mean that Vienna's face made him gay?
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Nope...nothing to do with Vienna. Jake has gay face. Not to mention a gay everything else too...lol.
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