Presenting Mr. And Mrs. David Silver
14-year-old boys and middle-aged nerds who regularly get yelled at by their moms for leaving skidmarks in their underoos will be weeping into their custom made World of Warcraft bed sheets tonight, because Star Magazine is saying that prolific philosopher Megan Fox got married to Brian Austin Green in Hawaii last week. Well, at least the fanboys will always have the beautiful memories of their wedding to a Megan Fox cardboard cutout (which has the same IQ as the real Megan Fox).
Megan and BAG got engaged for a second time over a week ago in Hawaii after dating on-and-off for about 6 years. A source says that the wedding took place at the Four Seasons on the big island of Hawaii on either Thursday or Friday. The source gave a few details, "They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests! They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy. The place is perfect for a Hollywood wedding. It’s very romantic and scenic. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long. Megan and Brian are still there at the hotel, relaxing. They’re now celebrating their honeymoon."
Megan's spokesbitch has yet to confirm or deny this mess. If this is true, it will be the first marriage for both of them. BAG has a kid with Vanessa Marcil.
Hopefully, someone at that wedding had a Flip cam to get this shit on video, because you know Megan Fox recited an Aerosmith ballad Old English-style (for a touch of class) as her vows.
And since Megan married David Silver, that means she's officially Megan Fox-Silver. FOX SILVER! It's a tragic day when Megan Fox is closer to Mah Boo Anderson Cooper than I am.
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This is so gonna be the broke & caucasoid version of the Pinkett-Smiths if Megan doesn't kill his ass with her stupidity.
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"FOX SILVER! It's a tragic day when Megan Fox is closer to Mah Boo Anderson Cooper than I am."
Awwww, MK! Pobrecito.
*sighhhhhhhhhhhh* I love the Big Island.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Yeah, but I dunno about the boxers....
and LOL that you saved this!
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:48am.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
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Look Megan, Imma let you finish but I just have to take a moment to say that this was the BEST POST OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
@PSL: HOTNESS! I'd buy that! Or steal it, more likely:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
snowy, I also had a pair of Jason Priestley's boxer briefs....lmao
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Heaven smiles above me, what a gift there below
But no one knows - a gift that you give to me
No one knows
- Queens of The Stone Age
SO COOL, I'D NEVER WASH IT!!!!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
Yes Snowy. It was his, and he gave it to a woman I worked for (or she stole it), and I stole it from her....it is the best sweatshirt ever, and she never wore it!
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Heaven smiles above me, what a gift there below
But no one knows - a gift that you give to me
No one knows
- Queens of The Stone Age
what do you mean by that PSL, one of BAG's actually sweatshirts?
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Snowy, i knew you'd find it! Didn't it make your panties wet? lmao
I have an Adidas sweatshirt of his.....it is huge and I love it.....it is about 12 yrs old.....
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Heaven smiles above me, what a gift there below
But no one knows - a gift that you give to me
No one knows
- Queens of The Stone Age
I want to nickname her Mozilla Firefox, but I think that would be mean to the web browser.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
ahahahahaha angel I know
and yes by fatter I meant better
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"fatter and without all the work!!!!"
Well, she's got her fake nose here, and by "fatter" I assume you mean "less obviously anorexic."
Her body is odd to me. She's so muscular, but she still looks very frail. Maybe it's work-out bulemia.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
@snowy I did! The question: Do you guys do anything special for each other?
She's like PLEASE don't tell them about the snowballing! LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
angel: yeah
did you see the looks she was throwing BAG?!?!? LOL
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
I dunno - I like David Silver. He always comes across as a nice guy. I mean - look! He's even marrying the girl he was "raping"! ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:39am.
OMG look at MFox here, fatter and without all the work!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH9XuERxclY&feature=related
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LOL@fatter. I would say "prettier".
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
OMG look at MFox here, fatter and without all the work!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH9XuERxclY&feature=related
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB7Ztq16A7M&feature=related
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
He must be really good in the sack to be getting these hot women?! Didnt he date Kelly from Saved by The Bell? Tiffani Amber Theissen?
Isnt Megan like 23 and Brian pushing 40? HA! Good luck with that
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Snoowy....YES! I am sure you can Youtube it and see just how cheesy the song is! lmao
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Heaven smiles above me, what a gift there below
But no one knows - a gift that you give to me
No one knows
- Queens of The Stone Age
PSL what is that? A song he sang to Donna?
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
snowy, maybe he sings "You're so Precious to me, am I precious to you?" to the girls. Lord knows that song makes me hot.......
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Heaven smiles above me, what a gift there below
But no one knows - a gift that you give to me
No one knows
- Queens of The Stone Age
You know, I have no hate for this girl. I think she is gorgeous (she needs to stop messing with plastic surgery, though).
My next wedding (yeah, okay) is going to be at the Four Seasons on the big island, as soon as my first husband "disappears." JUST KIDDING.
Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 2:04am.
I can't believe that queef tapped Vanessa Marcil.
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They have a son together.
Guess they really DID get married; People has a pic of them both wearing wedding rings...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Vanessa Marcil is gorgeous, I don't see Prince writing a song about the most beautiful girl in the world about MFox, never understand how BAG gets the hot girls!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
This slut had to keep her names in the trades SOMEHOW after that Jonah Hex garbage.
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So sick of her. If I ever see her, I'll rip her stomach wide open, take out her body parts and obliterate them somehow, and have cars run over the left overs. She's a big piece of shit who loves making fun of people just for kicks. GET OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU CUNT! YOU FUCKING WHORE!
I'm happy for these two. I don't even know why I have a reason to be happy for these two but I am. Maybe I'm just vibing how happy they seem together. I wish them luck...
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I really doubt this. She just said she wasn't going to get married for a long time. This sounds more like a fake story to disguise advertising for a hotel. "Ooooh, I wonder where they got married! I've got to stay there too!"
he creeps me out. seems very controlling. but maybe she likes that. dumb people want someone else to take the lead.
Life's too short to piss on others happiness. So, congrats to the happy couple, I'm sure Megan made a beautiful bride.
oh cmon, marcil is just an ex-clooney to-be
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 7:45am.
Looking at this picture makes me think we've been too hard on the Professor, I mean, bish hasn't had a sammich in what looks like years, how can we 'spect her brain to work? She's malnurished. Maybe that's how he controls her.
I feel sympathy and then I remember her tatoos and I get the giggles.
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exactly, as much as I am annoyed by her, I do feel sorry for her. Girl needs to eat.
And...?
Looked up this Vanessa Marcil person, she's way hotter than Fox (esp. since Fox hasn't been hot since Transformers 1) and that's even with her having more years on her.
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Yeah, looks like BAG has a thing for chicks in Michael Bay movies. Marcil was in "The Rock" wasn't she?
Oh, and BAG has already procreated . . . yuck.
for the love of Christ, remember kids, if you are going to get a bunch of ink & tattoos done, stay away from tribal and dragons... so freaking original.
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
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Looking at this picture makes me think we've been too hard on the Professor, I mean, bish hasn't had a sammich in what looks like years, how can we 'spect her brain to work? She's malnurished. Maybe that's how he controls her.
I feel sympathy and then I remember her tatoos and I get the giggles.
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
Aging asshole and anorexic actress. That's just Tuesday in Hollywood.
There was a blind item once upon a time that pegged BAG as a woman-beater. Can't find it now though. I think it was lainey.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
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Submitted by yucko on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 12:44am.
I'd imagine it was "spur of the moment" because he didn't want to wait long enough to give her a chance to change her mind...
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Bingo. He just reeks of creepy, emotionally manipulative older boyfriend to me. Maybe I'm just projecting, but the "started dating when she was a teen/he was in his thirties" relationships don't spell healthy balance of power to me.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
They must have gotten hitched on the island of
Wedontgiveafuk
I give them about 15 minutes. These two don't exactly scream happily ever after.
Wow, all that security for a wedding the paps didn't even care about.
I never understood how he got to be famous. He was never hot, his rapping wigger additude was embarassing and he's a sucky actor. Don't get it.
O - it's his own name in Chinese. Cuz that makes sense.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
I start to think he's hot and then there's that wretched tattoo on his chest. Honestly, to me it looks like an artistic depiction of a leprechaun wearing magic dancing shoes. Or perhaps that little ginger is exploding. Either or. And either way. I mean, really? That's what you wanted on your body for your WHOLE life?
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
I can't believe that queef tapped Vanessa Marcil.
Place your bets, people