So This Happened Last Night Too
While Chris Brown and company were spreading thick layers of ultra concentrated foolery all over BET last night, Marie Osmond and friends were doing the same at the Daytime Emmy Awards on CBS. The Daytime Emmys are the Emmys' slightly slower younger sister who has been banished to the attic where she inhales fiber glass dust and puts on slightly pornographic plays for her sock doll friends. So when they let her out of the house, it's a mess! She licks the neighbors' windows, gets in fights with fire hydrants and consummates her relationships with garden hoses. You can't take the bitch anywhere.
Case in point, Marie Osmond's performance of "Paper Roses" during a tribute to American Bandstand last night. Marie did this trick where she didn't move her top lip at all while she sang. And by "did this trick" I mean she physically can't move her upper lip. Marie's lip has a boner that isn't going flaccid anytime soon. The collagen worm on Marie's mouth and John Legend's hairline should star in a buddy comedy together.
Anyidtotallyletherlipstickthetipin, here's a few more pictures from the Daytime Emmys last night. The fashion was as much of a wreck as the entertainment. In order: Marie, Carnie Wilson with her husband, Rachael Ray with her creepy analbomber husband, Susan Lucci, Michelle Stafford, a mid-priced call girl who got lost while making her way to the hotel bar, Reeg and Joy, Kate Linder, Chubby Checker and Montel Williams with his wife.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:09pm.
I have always been repulsed/terrified by brother-sister duos...(i.e. the Carpenters, Osmonds etc). It is downright CREEPY and incestous to say the least.
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Did you ever see the SNL sketch (long ago) where they (Donny & Marie) are singing and then they start to make out? Julia Louis Dreyfus played Marie and Eddie Murphy (as Gumby) was hosting a Christmas special they were on - it was hilarious.
Marie has obviously been spending too much time playing with her damn dolls, because she resembles one now...
from the surprised, perpetually botoxed forehead to the fashion faux pas ensemble.
We should be grieving for her stylist.
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I think Marie is in denial about being recovered enough after her son's suicide to be out in public performing. She needs to take some time off and just deal/grieve. That makeup is a cry for help.
Marie Osmond demands more hair, dammit! Bitch thinks she's in a damn animated Disney movie.
Collagen/botox cocktails are a BAD idea...try one at a time...anyhow...Marie needs a stylist STAT...it isnt 85'....what hairdresser in their right mind would give her the APPOLONIA?
Marie Osmond returned to the stage THE DAY AFTER her son's funeral:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/marie-osmond-returns-work-day-sons-f...
La Lucci has been feasting on tapeworms for decades.
Regis Philbin looks like a corpse with all that make-up on.... He wears more than I do!
How many acrylic fauxes were killed to make that dress which is rated to 30 below zero?
Well, at least, near as I can tell, she was doing live singing. The way she moved the microphone towards and away from her mouth gave me dirty thoughts.
I think country is the best approach for her. When you are my age like she is, its best to play to your strengths.
LOL she sounds like Linda Granger.
Her son died on 2/27. She returned to work for one day in mid-March & it was more difficult than she anticipated, so she took a longer break. According to his friends, he was not gay. She has an openly gay daughter. I don't think being gay was an issue -- at least not from his family.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by LASux on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 3:34am.
Isn't this Maries 1st performance since her son killed himself?
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I believe she did a gig the very next DAY after her son died. I can't say I was a big fan but after hearing that I was totally disgusted with this her. I knew she was a fameho but at least pretend you care. I'm not sure but I think he was gay and the Mormons aint to big on the gays.
I heard this might have been part of his problem.
Can't say I know that for sure but what the hell we're hear to gossip aren't we?
Damn. Marie, you were so lovely. I do not understand this trend.
LASux, no, she's been back performing in Vegas.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Dang, a couple of those chicks look like escapees from the AVN Awards.
Isn't this Maries 1st performance since her son killed himself?
Sadness. Marie's face. :( Age seems to change people's singing voice but her facial changes can't help. You can tell she has training but the straining was painful to see and hear. Remember the Osmond shows. :( Just sad. Donnie's a big, over the top dork now. Marie just froze her face into a doll's.
Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 9:17pm.
Why does God hate us so? Oh, wait - I'm forgetting about Satan. Ha ha. Never mind.
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Truly sad. Marie doesn't seem like a bad egg compared to 99.999% of performers. A couple of ill-advised marriages and some terrible family tragedies, all playing out on the landscape of her face. *shudder*
Walk away from the scalpel, Marie.
I noticed Marie was singing funny too and wondered why!
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Did you know that Marie Osmond actually PERFORMED in Vegas the night after her son's funeral ?
What a trooper (and narcissist) !
Why does God hate us so? Oh, wait - I'm forgetting about Satan. Ha ha. Never mind.
Meanwhile, I love horz and there are definitely a few present at this dry circle jerk/awards shitfest. For the mid-priced call girl, lemme check my credit card balance ....
And Marie Osmond (I would not have known that was her without identification). She is wearing her dysfunction and misery on her face.
The redhead is stunning & has a lovely rack! The rest all look like plastic melted shit.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 7:09pm.
@johnnysgirl: LMAO at "hellish monument", which it really is. It's hanging on the east side of the Flamingo, the side that faces the Strip. Corner of Flamingo and Las Vegas Blvd. The picture covers the entire building...you couldn't miss it if you tried. Scared me into going to work another way.
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Sweeeeeeeet. This will be my first visit to Vegas and I cannot wait. Bring on the garishness and cheez!
Say, Johhny is a quite good Hold 'Em player - if you have any tips on where a god game/tourney can be found, do tell. And the week of July 19th, be on the lookout for my swell new avvie!
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Fashion!!!! They all look like ass, even Susan Lucci (just her dress). Only Joy and Carnie are dressed appropriate to scale.
Fashion is currently out of style. I was at the mall with my kid, looking for a dress for a wedding she is attending and we left in visual shock; all colours and every decade back to the 60's all smashed together and overpriced too. She ended up buying a little red silk dress in Chinatown for $39.00 and they are taking the waist in for free. You can't go wrong with the classics but money has no taste these days.
Marie is turning herself into one of the dolls she collects and sells - very twilight zone.
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I wodner if she's drowning her sorrows over her son in plastic surgery. She's verging on cat lady territory and she looks like she mugged Sara Brightman for her dress.
Susan Lucci looks good, but she should gain weight to fill out her old lady neck.
Carnie Wilson is fat, as usual.
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Sounds perfect to me, Mr. Mercury!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 8:18pm.
Mr. Mercury, sounds like my kinda place! LawDog is coming too along with a couple of other DLers. We'll definitely have to have lots of drinks and then fall over your wall.
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As long as I get drinks too, I'm good with all that. I'm really a party person ya know.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:33pm.
Montel married a white girl. Big surprise.
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And an ugly one at that...and you know what that means...M'hmmm...why he doesn't just buy him a mail order bride is beyond me...
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Mr. Mercury, sounds like my kinda place! LawDog is coming too along with a couple of other DLers. We'll definitely have to have lots of drinks and then fall over your wall.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Good Lord, Natalie. Put those things away! FYI the mid priced call girl who got lost while making her way to the hotel bar is Melissa Archer. Not like anyone cares.
Ummmmm, Marie. Please stop whatever you're doing. It looks terrible. It's scary and in no way cute.
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Carnie Wilson's hubby has child toucher eyes...
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 7:38pm.
Damnit! Now you tell me!!! For sure calling you next time!! I've never been to Freemont Street.
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Just remind me when you're coming this way again...I'll give you some places to go where you might win that money back! Like the Opera House casino, where you get free six-packs of beer or soda with every $25 buck jackpot!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Damnit! Now you tell me!!! For sure calling you next time!! I've never been to Freemont Street.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
@Leenie...girl, never never never spend your money at the big mega casinos...I've won more money at the little local places over the years. Down at Fremont Street you stand a better chance of winning, that's where the hardcore locals go. Either there or the grocery store.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
...we shouldn't make fun of Marie. She has either suffered a stroke or had a cleft lip....we should all just pat her on the head and smile sweetly for being such a trooper!
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Is it me or is Rachael Ray looking a little fuller? Nothing wrong with it, just saying. Perhaps she needs to layoff fad diets and just be true to herself. I'm sure she works out, but it must get hard to stick to a strict diet when she has a COOKING SHOW. (Excuse the Kanye-ing).
Mr. Mercury!! Where where you last month when Cesar's took all of mine and Beaker's Bitch's moniessssss?!?!?!?! LOL!!! We are planning on being out there in September, too, to get ALL our little money back!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Marie's actually managed to hang on to her youthful good looks. I get a real kick looking at old footages of her from the Donny & Marie Show...they were adorable, and a lot of her wardrobe from back in the day I so wish I get my hands on today...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz2pLXKmiV4&playnext_from=TL&videos=vwKn3...
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@johnnysgirl: LMAO at "hellish monument", which it really is. It's hanging on the east side of the Flamingo, the side that faces the Strip. Corner of Flamingo and Las Vegas Blvd. The picture covers the entire building...you couldn't miss it if you tried. Scared me into going to work another way.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
dayum, I don't know which is more painful to look at the trannies with Vince Neil, or this trainwreck with her stiff lip. I live Marie and feel for her since her son killed himself, but geez drowning your sads in fantastic plastic surgery is not the way to go...with these ho's EVER learn???
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:56pm.
Imagine driving to work.
Imagine looking up, while at a red light.
Imagine building-size Donny and Marie looking down at you from the side of the Flamingo.
I live in Vegas.
Welcome to Hell.
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>GASP< MM, I ma going to be in Vegas in July! Where might I find this hellish monument? I'll get my pic taken in front and use it as my avvie! XD
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:59pm.
*books ticket to visit Mr. Mercury*
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Woo Hoo! Bring it on over here Leenie! I'll show you where to win some money!!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
When will these hoze learn that fucking with your face like that just makes you look older and desperate? Marie has been doing this shit for years, long before her son's suicide. Who actually looks in the mirror when they look like that and thinks "Yeah, I still look young and hot!"
Lucci needs to eat a sandwich. The super skinny train ravages your looks just as badly as extreme plastic surgery when you age.
And Carnie. Go away. No one is interested in you or anything you have to say. Moo.
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"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Imagine driving to work.
Imagine looking up, while at a red light.
Imagine building-size Donny and Marie looking down at you from the side of the Flamingo.
I live in Vegas.
Welcome to Hell.
*screams and steps on the gas when light changes*
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"