John Legend Defends His Hairline
Sometimes I hate Twitter (see Tila Tequila) and sometimes I love it as though it was a bong made out of a Jack Daniels bottle. This falls under the latter category. While John Legend was accepting the humanitarian award at the BETs last night, Twitter lit up about his jagged ass hairline.
#johnlegendshairline was described as looking like an Enter key, a jigsaw puzzle piece, Fabolous' top teeth and a member of Jagged Edge. Some fools even suggested that Drake donate some of his bush brows to John Legend's hairline. HA! Well, John Legend is the only one who isn't laughing and he went off on Twitter over everyone pointing at the incomplete Tetris game over his forehead.
Btw, my hairline has been the same since I was a kid. Can't believe some people are obsessing about it now. I've been famous for 6 yrs now
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitterAnd to the haters, I'm still smarter, more talented, more successful and better looking than u. So fall back.
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitterSorry y'all. Couldn't believe my hairline was a trending topic. Get a life!
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitterAnd to the rest of y'all, I love you and thanks for the support. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming....
about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter
Fall back like your hairline, John?
No, John is right. Even though a chunk of his hairline migrated elsewhere, it's still more talented and smarter than all of us hairline haters! In fact, John's hairline should get next year's humanitarian award for all the shit it's been forced to go through! #leavejohnsfuckeduphairlinealone
(Thanks Ben)
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Someone suggested Douchbag alet, I'd like to add Kanye alert. I think he worked with Kanye so perhaps some of Kanye's douchbaggery rubbed off on him. I just love when people make asses of themselves, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Out of all the things they could have said about him; being in the closet and paying his beards way. He get's super pissed about his hair line? Supposedly a hair line he's had since a kid and should be used to getting picked on about by now.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Douche bag alert!
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i fell back laughing my ass off
@zomay:
you are a true poet *swoooon*
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Wow, John Legend's hairline!
Too much excitement! A subject too hot to handle!
Life as we know it will never be the same again!
Oh John Legend's hairline, you are amazing. Oh John Legend's hairline, you are one in a million.
You are no ordinary hairline. You are crooked and unique. Oh hairline, oh shiny hairline.
;D
LOL - it just occurred to me: John WISHES he had haters. Nobody cares, John. Yer hair's just funny.
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
yeah. and for all his brains and talent he couldn't come up with a better stage name? john legend? whatever.
@angeli:
you might be right. if so, all apologies as kirt used to say.
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
I THINK i heart natalie is talking about the "fame" thing...as opposed to talent...
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
@iheartnatalie:
any no talent can win awards now a days haven't you been listening to the radio and in addition watching award shows?
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
msthunda RT @InsanityReport: John Legend mad cause while he's only been famous for 6 years, his hairline's been famous since he was a little kid #JohnLegendsHairline about 7 hours ago via web
alNashty: #JohnLegendsHairline and Flo Ridas hairline are havin a highly contested limbo contest about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter
neesiepenny I wanna introduce #teresashairline to #johnlegendshairline :/ about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
IAmGaryDavis there was a team of peewee cheerleaders in the barbershop w/ #JohnLegendsHairline talkin bout "push 'em back, push 'em back, waaay back!" about 7 hours ago via web
rudegyalkershia RT @RealNashty: #JohnLegendsHairline knows how to Bend it like beckam about 9 hours ago via UberTwitter
dagr8sixxx8 @jemelehill #JohnLegendsHairline killed Biggie and Tupac about 11 hours ago via UberTwitter
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I gonna die laughing tonight is all oh man!1
Jesus what a pussy, and I like his voice. LOL at his missing-chunk hairline looking like a map of the Underground Railroad, the Enter key, god -- sometimes twatters turn into comedy gold and this is one of those times.
@gucci... because Bieber was nominated for a BET award
There's nothing to it, really
Submitted by justincase on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 9:55pm.
A confident man would have blown it off but he isn't that man. His retorts are mean and whiny. Boo hoo!
~exactly. A man with class and character wouldn't care in the least but this guy TWITTERS about it! How embarrassing for him.
And who the hell is this douche anyway? Famous? My ass.
I heart Natalie:
why is justin girly beaver being compared to anyone?
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
john legend, you just drew a bad card.
but - i don't care.
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
Fall back like your hairline, John?
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LMAO - I can't believe I skipped that somehow.
Submitted by sonne on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 4:22pm.
Can we make fun of the beard hair on his neck next?
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And then his cute lil Pinocchio cheeks.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
He's a douchebag loser and he is not well known- you all are right. He's also a friend of Kanye so that should explain a lot and he is rumored to be DL.
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i get a slight asian vibe from him.
A confident man would have blown it off but he isn't that man. His retorts are mean and whiny. Boo hoo!
My favorite comment on Twitter is that his hairline looks like a map of the Underground Railroad. Classic.
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Viva Mexico, I saw the flag and thought to myself "viva mexico" without seeing that was your moniker. were you depressed yesterday? my mexican friends were close to crying.
Seriously, before you tweet, take a deep breath, go write your feelings in your diary with the little key on it, and put it back in your sock drawer.
i remember seeing john legend in the audience at the grammys looking bored and not clapping after someone's performance. RUDE! he might be a good artist (not my pref.), but he seems pretty humorless.
and come on, the hair is funny, john! even if it has always been that way. duh. no one is "obsessed" with you.
Im surprised he's not defending his sexuality
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www.twitter.com/so_infamous
"Fall back like your hairline, John?"
No you did not MK, lmao!!!
He's no Justin Bieber, that's for sure...
And how many people graduate from Upenn each year??? It's like saying you ate lunch at McDonalds...
Big fucking deal
And he's gay but won't admit it
Player my ass
he so needs his grandma to slap his cute face...
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Fall back like your hairline, John?
I seriously spit coffee on that one, MK, Lawd!
And like I said before, when it rains whores, it pours whores -MK
Dude thinks very highly of himself. I believe he went to U. Penn undergrad and worked in finance briefly (hence very, VERY SMART) before BECOMING VERY FAMOUS via His Humbleness himself, Kanye West.
Um, when was your last hit, John?
This is a douchey way to react, he's taking it way too seriously. Instead of laughing it off, he comes off way insecure about his hairline, ergo, he really is losing it.
Deal, John, and don't be such a crybaby.
This guy forgot the #1 schoolyard rule - never let 'em see you sweat!! Any 5th grader can tell you that! Now I'm all over him!! Like I literally would love to harass him until he cries now just for being a big pussy about it all. And throwing in the "I'm so famous" shit.
What an asshat. FAIL.
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So,then, is he smart enough to realize the irony of someone who TWITTERS telling other people to get a life? STFU and put a dick in your mouth, douche. We all know that's what you want.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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"And to the haters, I'm still smarter, more talented, more successful and better looking than u. So fall back."
Nauseating. Guess I won't ever need to listen to another thing this dude says.
"I'm still smarter, more talented, more successful and better looking than u."
Wow, talk about arrogant! Dayyum.
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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...
LOL@famous for six years now.
WTF do you think fame means?!? NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! NOT EVEN ME! I mean, I'd heard his name around but no music so I figured he sucked and just left it at that. I think of him as a studio musician. Really.
♥ Threadkilla!
"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Jesus fucking Christ, I'll own up to have never have heard of John Legend before yesterday (maybe I live under a rock, I don't know: how relevant is this guy?), but if this is the sense of humour he demonstrates towards people gently poking fun of his funky hairline, fuck him. We don't need any more conceited celebs throwing a hissy fit about meaningless things.
And I'll second the bitch, please sentiments about his "get a life" retort: that's the kind of thing trolls throw around when they are losing internet arguments and basically translate into "I'm butthurt, I can't respond to you in rational ways, so here's non-descript general assumptions about the lives of people I've never even met".
And lol @ him thinking his celebrity is the pinnacle of success. Yes, everybody else's lives suck because they're not "famous" as John. Never mind most of us have different, more meaningful goals for our lives and have achieved plenty on our own right. Fuck you, John. You know nothing about me.
ballerineboheme on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 5:40pm.
Does this twit not understand that by twittering about it, he is only drawing more attention to himself?
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maybe that was the whole purpose of this rant. most celebs are freaks didn't you know?
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
and i always took him to be the humble, brush off bad comments- don't care what anyone thinks kind of guy. guess not. i still want to laugh whenever i look at his face though.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 4:36pm.
Im thinking when you let diarrhea like "famous for six years now" flow out your mouth then it wont be long until you are a nobody for 16 years now! I dont know, lets see what happens with Lace Front Legend! :)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Does this twit not understand that by twittering about it, he is only drawing more attention to himself?
I can answer all his twitter points:
1. You're NOT famous. I've never heard of you.
2. You're NOT smarter, more talented, more successful or better looking than me. And I wouldn't've mentioned it if you hadn't brought it up.
3. Who gives a flying fanny fart about your hairline?
4. FUCK OFF! JUST FUCK OFF!
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At least he isn't conceited.
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Poor dude; I feel sorry for him now. Obviously he's not used to critical teasing and doesn't know how to handle it. You LOL it off and be happy people are actually looking at you and talking about you...no bad publicity in that racket!
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
With a voice like his, who cares about his hairline?
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What a pissy little cry-baby...waa waa waa.
If not for Dlisted, I would not know who this idiot is. As it stands, I barely know now.