Taylor Momsen Finally Gets It Right
16-year-old Taylor Momsen is usually stumbling around looking like a teenage runaway turned heroin-addicted prostitot who keeps a tiny Courtney Love shrine in her Grinch lunchbox, but she actually turned on the elegance while performing with her band on the Warped Tour in Carson, CA this past weekend. What a pristine and refined débutante she's turning out to be. Taylor should keep refreshing her e-mail box, because it's only a matter of time before the Queen of England invites her over for tea.
My guess is that the Empress of Lucite caught Taylor rolling around in a gutter to achieve that "down and out rest stop hooker" look and she immediately dropped these exquisite lucite heels onto her. Shauna Sand showed Taylor the lucite way, and she's never going back. And since every young lady must own a piggy bank to keep their allowance money in, Shauna was gracious enough to include a built-in tip jar in her lucite sole. Now she's walking on her worth and it is truly a beautiful sight.
And instead of calling Child Protect Services on Taylor's parents, I want to nominate them for some kind of award. Nothing says "PARENTS OF THE CENTURY" like their daughter floating on stage in a pair of tip-jar lucite heels.
Pacific Coast News, Getty, Wenn.com (via The Cut, thanks Suzanne)
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I love her belly bloat and bulging double chin in the pic where she is taking the cig and lighter from that gay dude.
i'm embarrassed for her
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I love how she makes Miley's possum ass look like an ametaur.
In addition to Courtney Love, one of Taylor's other musical heroes is Cherie Currie from The Runaways, who at 16 yrs old in the 70's was ALSO wearing corsets and stipper heels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDn6V7ZLhE
When I was 20 I went inside a sex shop and saw these very same heels, clear ones with the dollar bills already inside them. Nothing new or shocking to me, only wish I had access to them when I was 16 myself..
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"Skeevy." I think it's appropriate here.
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caprica - i am a hotheaded sicilian, but even i dont usually have the thoughts i am having looking at this. i wish i could beat her the hell out of her. i agree with you completely. helen mirren saying these girls are "claiming their sexuality" is so misguided. they are reducing themselves to nothing BUT a vagina, and thats not "sexuality" at all. thats just a body part.
it is truly gross. soon there will be nothing for them to do but walk around naked. and i swear that i think that would be LESS offensive than this ridiculous nonsense.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 9:36pm.
No probs Anony. I just stepped off the DL and saw another article about this Taylor ho and I too was flipping at this 16 yr old seasoned whore. Worst thing about it is not that she wants to waste away - fine, that's her stupid decision - but that these cunts are whoring out the 'role model of 21st century rebellion' in the 14+ crowd.
They keep rocking these trashy styles only to bring their self-worth down to 0 in a single display. Then these bitches wonder why no one takes them seriously, hell, even mistreats them. They fking wonder.
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god, green - it really cant happen soon enough.
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Isn't this dumpster's 15 minutes up yet?
thank you, caprica. i need it. goddamn, this pissed me off!
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Lmao. *sprinkles Ativan/Loraz (it's been that kind of a month) around board*
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and i cant stop double fucking posting.
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and i should have said fucking messed up and the fucking rhythm.
consider all that said now.
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i should have said fucking post and fucking edge. i messed up the rhythm.
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i fucking hate that girl. i hate her fucking parents, i hate her fucking face, i hate her fucking cigarettes, i hate her fucking pussy, and i hate her fucking taint. i fucking hate her.
this post has sent me over the edge. i need a fucking ativan.
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So no one has gotten control of this child yet?
Sigh, here comes another brittney, another lindsey, another miley, another...
I wish I had my 16-year-old body back.
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I wholeheartedly approve. She's much less offensive than Miley Cyrus. Maybe it's because the whole dad-fucking element isn't there. Those shoes are hilarious though and the girl knows it.
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wtf?? this infant needs to stop acting like shes all that and a bag of chips. she looks strung out on heroin...i bet her biggest struggle in life so far has been hot topic running out of her size. she also looks like she wants to be fucked baddd & isn't even trying to be discreet about it.
This chick isnt as bad ass as she wants everyone to believe either! I have heard her song "Make Me Wanna Die" she quite obviously wrote that for Twilight sound track! HAHA closet twihard!! That is in no way shape or form bad ass! Sorry you FAIL!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Tween haggery.
The 16 year old emo kid in me absolutely loves her song "Make me wanna Die". I'm 26. And yes, I am slightly ashamed of this. Anyway, homegirl has a great voice, but I'll be damned if she doesn't make Lindsay Lohan look fresh as a daisy.
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Submitted by E.A.P. on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 5:45pm.
Her voice is very grown-up. Creepy. She's like that kid in that movie "The Orphan".
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It's true! I worry (not really but I would if I cared) that her voice won't last tho - she's rockin it out, I don't think she's training at all...smoking while she works and she's just a kid. I'm pretty sure she'll sound like Danny Devito in a coupla years.
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O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Just as a sidenote if I ever saw my underage kid smoke in front of me famous or not Id knock their fucking teeth down their throat! Normally Im not a violent mother with my children I barely use spanking as a method for punishment, but cancer is some serious shit!!!
Id never have to worry about it though my oldest (who will be 21 soon) I drilled that shit into her head since I got her and she flips out when her shitbag boyfriend comes over and thinks he is gonna smoke even outside! I have even heard her say to him "my mom is gonna come out here and knock your head off!!"
Ha Im so glad my reputation proceeds me.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 5:45pm.
Her voice is very grown-up. Creepy. She's like that kid in that movie "The Orphan".
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Here's something produced:
"I'm just 16 if you know what I mean,
Do you mind if I take off my dress?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNicBCxrlcM&feature=related
I believe her tho. She means it;p (achally, I think she MEANS to be a musician at some point)
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Submitted by E.A.P. on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 5:40pm.
Is her music any good?
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It's pretty boring:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB6OfIbNhz0&feature=related
And she's no front-woman, that's fersure.
Lita Ford could kick this hos ass in a heartbeat TODAY!
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
edited for duh.
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
Who the fuck it this chick...exactly? And why hasn't children's services been put on it?
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Is her music any good?
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She probably looks bloated in the face because she is like 16 years old and hasn't lost her baby fat face yet.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Where the fuck are her parents? Just plain disgusting.
Is that electrical tape on her heels? So Edgy!
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Who are her parents: Sid and Nancy?
Someone needs to tell this little lady that dressing like a whore USED to be avant-garde. Now, it's not only boring but, well, the way she does it, it's just whorish.
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"How does one go from the Air Force to the bunny ranch?"
O - it's only, like, an hour away." ~Judge Jeanine Pirro and complainant.
Talk Yuh Talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEH-v5dxdhQ
What a little bad-ass. She may come t.p. our houses for talking shit about her.
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Ugh, what a dirty slut child. So disgusting and enraging that this is allowed. WTF to her parents man, total pieces of shit that they are. I guess when you're this low in the gutter, there's no where else to go but up; too bad this fecal matter of a girl has already peaked and probably won't achieve much more in life.
When I see chicks like this I have one thought, either daddy didnt love them enough or daddy loved them a little too much! Do we ever hear about this chicks dad? I see her "trying to act her daughters age and dress cool" mother, but havent seen pics of the possibly a pedo dad.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I mean why is she even wearing panties?
My guido daddy would've sent my ass to the convent for even attemping to apply red nail polish to my 16 year old fingers.
I don't think I'm going to procreate.
I've never heard her music but I find that when a chick dresses like that onstage it's because they aren't that good at the singing part of being a professional singer.
LMFAO!!! WTF Id like to kick her mother in the fucking vagina! Seriously she needs to have her head beaten in. When a 16 year old kid is dressing and acting this way its only because they are allowed to.
I also read somewhere this chick has pictures floating around of her preforming with a tampon string hanging out! How classy! So sad she dosent realize how fucking much she is embarrassing herself! If she isnt all drugged out or drunk off her ass all the time when she gets older she will look back and be humiliated by this shit! I pity her, even if she is a shitty ass no it all ungrateful little bitch.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Who is this trick and why is she considered even remotely relevant?
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Man, my grams would fuck my mom up if I walked around looking like this when I was 16. Where is this child's extended family? Perhaps an auntie that does not want her to look like a whore, or an older brother that is embarrassed enough of her (and her oh so public campaign to try and be cool) to try to steer her to a different path, at least momentarily.
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This bitch played Cindy Lou Hoo...right?
She and Miley Cyrus can go kick rocks
Why do I feel as if I could get arrested for looking at the third photo?
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Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 3:11pm
OMG, you just described an ex-friend named Regina in every way. She was the girlfriend of any club DJ that could give her a place to squat while she did all the blow her nose could pack in it. I had to cut her loose when she kept doing blow while pregnant, landing in the hospital once. When I visited her she kept trying to sneak ciggies in the bathroom while hooked up to an IV drip-it was very Courtney Love. I left that hospital and never looked back after that bit of drama.