That Was Fast
And just like that, Sandra Bullock's marriage to Vanilla Gorilla has officially been shoved into the exhaust pipe of a speeding bus headed directly for a fully fueled cargo plane. Sandra legally quit Vanilla Gorilla's ass on April 23rd, and TMZ says the two signed papers last week making the divorce final.
Sandra and Vanilla Gorilla both didn't ask for spousal support and he pretty much agreed to leave with what he came in with so it made the divorce process pretty easy. With Sandra's divorce being complete she can now adopt Baby Louis as a single parent.
Maybe it's because we're used to greedy bitches fighting over every cent during a divorce battle, but that felt like it was over in a quick second. It takes Boobshit McGross more time to make her clitoris give the Hitler salute (a popular party trick)! But in Boobshit's defense, it takes her a little while to lift up her clit, because the warts weigh it down so much.
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Gotta say, I think Sandy handled this whole thing very well. No wah wah wah to the press, no trying to take his money as punishment just because he was a total skank, no efforts to reconcile...
I also like the fact that she gave a few $million - a tiny portion of her overall wealth but absolutely more than most stars give in a lifetime - to disaster victims.
However, this divorce and her philanthropy are the only things she's done that I've respected. She's an okay actress in mediocre films. An average-looking girl with average intellect and average talent. This cheating stuff has made her America's Sweetheart like never before and she'll make even more $ as a result.
I wonder how she feels about George Lopez these days? He was supposedly a "good friend" and then it came out that he cheated on his wife, frequently, with hookers. http://perezhilton.com/2010-05-20-george-lopez-cheated-on-his-wife-with-... Can she remain amicable with a guy who did to his wife more-or-less what Jesse did to her?
I always knew this marriage was going to end badly. When she married him everyone was like WTF???? He is just a completely low rent self destructive prick and he knew he'd get busted all the way round once she figured out just how low rent he was. Which she finally did. Dump his white trash ass. Not possible to shine up a shit.
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He is such baggage. *raises solo cup to Sandy's freedom*
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Her dress is beautiful in that picture. Couldn't give a yawn about this story though.
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 1:35pm.
Have to say, I finally watched "The Blind Side" last night and while it wasn't awful, it was no better than a tv movie of the week. I like Sandy, but it surely wasn't an Academy Award-winning performance.
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I'm totally with you, MuffinAmy,
As I always said, Sandra's winning the Oscar for that made-for-TV performance was a sign of the Apocalypse.
And I stand by that! *LOL*
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Julia Roberts did it first...It was just a more sophisticated script, but a total 'afterschool special' performance as that is all she's capable of...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
well i hate to say this but white supremacist males have always had a thing for her.
That was quick, I took me six months to get divorced in California, and it was amicable, meaning I kept my stuff, and he kept his too.
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The Mad Catter on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:34pm.
This WHOLE thing is fishy to me.
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why do you think so?
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This WHOLE thing is fishy to me.
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Classy tasteful end. and Sandy deserves better.
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Must be nice to have money. I told my husband damn near two years ago that I want a divorce and he STILL hasn't filed the paperwork. (I can't do it because I'm overseas.)His excuse is always the same..."What am I going to do about money once we get divorced?" *rips open tshirt Hulk style*
HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Right?!
Sandra IS The BlindSide, sheeit!
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|It's so weird - it ALL happened so fast: Academy Award, cheating, whores galore, racism, adoption, divorce....jeez louise, Sandy, give us a chance to catch up already!
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Good for her.
...doesn't anyone else find it the least bit suspicious that she's all of a sudden adopting a child of colour AFTER all that crap about Jesse's racist tendencies became public? mighty suspicious if you ask me....juz sayin...
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:18pm.
I just got into supernatural and Im trying to catch up so shhhhhh!!! :)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 1:41pm.
HA!!!
Two snaps for Sandy! BTW, that last sentence was pure GOOOOLD!
Thank goodness...on to the next one
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:37pm.
Oh, I agree. & I loved the 3 of them together. Totally worked for me.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:00pm.
Because he kills puppies, leaves the toilet seat up and smells vaguely of cheese.
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Jesus, it pays to have money. My divorce took, like, 2 and a half years. And no kids involved. What I wouldn't have given to fast-track that shit like these two.
Thank fuck she didn't end up staying with him or letting him adopt with her. For a minute there I thought she was really thinking about it. Good for Sandy.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:29pm.
Ash was great, but he's no Sir. :( he was even back on Grey's Anatomy, why not Supernatural?
Maybe he'll pop up somewhere this next season. I don't want to get my hopes up, though...
WTG!
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:23pm.
I KNOW! I was really happy to see Ash again, but WTF IS JOHN?????????
PS Way to stick to your guns, Sandy! I know it's hard, but thank you for being smart.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
She's too hot for him anyway. Seriously, he looks like ass.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:18pm.
OMG, more Supernatural fans. This is awesome.
And yes, John would have made a much better God than Chuck. I always thought his death was anticlimatic. Everybody returns from the dead in that show except for Sir. :( no fair.
After living it up with trashy skankbiscuits, Jesse wanted to have someone fresher to help raise his kids and he found that in Sandra and she fell for it hook, line, and sinker. She's lucky she got out before any bio-kids came from him and she'd risk raising a future blood-line of raggedy asses!
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TEAM STAY SINGLE SANDY!!!!!!
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Okay, I knew Clarry was a "Supernatural" fan, but Kerf too? I've died & gone to Heaven! I really wanted JDM to come back as God since he was Sam & Dean's daddy ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I've never cared for her...her performances are bland bland bland across the board...talk about 'vanilla'...even way before the gong show began earlier this year, I always felt there was something off about this pairing...to the point of unsavoury...i've always disliked him intensely, but truth be known, maybe she got exactly what she bargained for in the end...you don't build a career like that on her limited talents without making at least several deals with the dark side...maybe this is karma at work...juz sayin'...
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Clarisse my love! It's been so freakin' long!
Kerf, didn't even realize that was Misha. You're my new favorite person.
Pamela, Slutty & I'll be here all week! Try the veal!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:15pm.
JDM soooo needs to be back. John Winchester was amazing.
That was quick!
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Kerfuffles!
He is my fav part of that show!!! Well, apart from JDM! =)
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I am glad this shit is DONE. She needs to marry Keanu or Hugh, and he needs LOTs of therapy.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I am glad this shit is DONE. She needs to marry Keanu or Hugh, and he needs LOTs of therapy.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:07pm.
OMG, that is, in fact, Misha. And you have Christian Bale, for which I love you forever.
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"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
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Anyone else notice how he's standing in front of the Image Awards? hahahahahahaha.
She should have seen this mess coming from miles away. Look at him!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:00pm.
I just don't understand why everyone is condemning poor Jesse. He made a mistake. He's talented. He apologized & cried. & I'm sure Sandra was asking for him to cheat on her. I heard she provoked it -- even double dog dared him to. So why all the VG hate?
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Because he can't effin dance, that's why.
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LMFAO and then I read this!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/28/2010 - 2:00pm.
Im in love! Funniest shit I may have ever read on dlisted!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Kerfluffl!!!
Is that Misha???
DQ!?!?!
Is it really you?
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Slutty, you are wise beyond your years.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."