Friday, June 25th 2010

MICKEY ROURKE GOT A HAIRCUT! MICKEY ROURKE GOT A HAIRCUT!

Loki will lift his leg on your dreams tonight if you are thinking to yourself that Mickey Rourke didn't cut his hair, it just finally got sick of clinging to his crater face so it quit that bitch. That is not true. That hair loved him like stank loves caca.

Anyways, Mickey finally cleaned the oil spill on his head by taking a machete to it. Mickey's weekday maid is probably thanking the maker of scissors, because now she won't get raisins on her fingers from spending hours scrubbing the grease out of his pillow cases in a tub full of hot water and Goo Gone.

And I happen to love Mickey's new hair situation. It makes his moobies pop up real nice.

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Jayda's picture

More like he took his weave and extensions out

z-listed's picture

Mickey Rourke needs a new sweater!
Mickey Rourke needs a new sweater!

He looks better than he has. It's amazing what women will go with for money.

Puto's picture

Also, it's a John Varvatos T shirt if I am not mistaken.

Puto's picture

Wonder what drugs he's taking to get the drug bloat.

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QuweenJillian's picture

You should follow him on twitter, he's actually really funny!

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Hockey fan's picture

Dare I agree with everyone and say, damn, he looks the best he's looked in years?

That being said-- he looks like an old Gerard Butler. Gerry, this is your future, tiny dogs and all.

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Pamela's picture

I saw Iron Man 2 the other day, I will say this much that fucking guy can act! I think he gets bumped up to one of my favorite actors. His Russian accent was dead on!

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

How does Mickey get all that (reasonably) young and (reasonably) hot stinkfish?

Does Mickey have a big sausage?

Discuss!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

fuckin A, between Dr. Megan Fox loving his ass enough for a shitastic tat on her side to loving on his puppy, I think I have a pussy hard-on for this crazyfuck, tho he done did that model back in the day RAWNG.

MickeyHolland's picture

Somehow his face looks better too. Like his surgical "enhancements" are finally settling down. He almost looks human again.

Mickey's got that 'I cuddle pups and eat jingles on ice cream but I'll rage-hump you senseless, bitch!' vibe thingy about him. I'll take it.

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HoityToity's picture

What is up with the t-shirts? Has he become a cross dresser now? And those moobs--almost as big as the chick he is with. Hmm, is that a reverse Chaz Bono in the making?

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Infamous's picture

LOL@ his small ass shirt he got from Forever 21

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ScarfnBarf's picture

Mickey has def had some recent facial work, the hair is just a ruse.

Submitted by karen on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 5:54pm.
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Karen that entire awards season I was praying for Mickey to get the awards. I had seen it in a special screening and after that I knew that he' be nominatded for everything. At least he got the Independent Sprit Award for Best Actor cuz really he is an independent spirit. There's nothing establishment about him that's for sure. The movie was ok but his performance was WOW

moomarse's picture

it's HER fault!

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Picasso1's picture

Wow he looks human again. now he needs to loose that gut.

Now all he needs to do is drop a good 20 pounds, go back to that underworld plastic surgeon he went to during his boxing days and punch him out

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I daresay he looks a tad more attractive now. However, he still gives me the heebie-jeebies with a side of ugh.

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justincase's picture

Now I know why he was hiding behind the hair and beating on women is a deal-breaker so no thank you.

Tigerlilly's picture

Add him to the 'douche I'd totally do' list even before the haircut (I know, I know) but if this punk ass bitch try some womanbeatery? AW HELL NAW...I'll filet his ass and have him on the grill faster than you can say 'douche I totally did...then et...'

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Submitted by DontDoIt on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 6:25pm.

1000% better!

I still like him and wouldn't kick him out of bed.
It all started for me with Wild Orchid. Damn
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Uh huh. I spent 9 and a 1/2 weeks with him before Wild Orchid....*dabbing brow*

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1000% better!

I still like him and wouldn't kick him out of bed.
It all started for me with Wild Orchid. Damn

Every time I look at his face I shed a tear for 1980's hot Mickey.

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mutlee's picture

He looks good with the cut.
Not bad.

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I need more cowbell's picture

Damn-he looks 15 years younger! Go ahead Mickey~
*I agree, he was robbed at the Oscars*

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Submitted by karen on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 5:54pm.
anyone seen the wrestler? mickey rourke got robbed at the oscars. ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ITA! He was excellent in that movie!

karen's picture

anyone seen the wrestler? mickey rourke got robbed at the oscars. ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

I'd motorboat those moobs like an Evinrude. Yum!

No Words's picture

I like it! He looks about a thousand times better...meaning ALMOST normal.

Soultonic's picture

I'd hang out with Mickey, have some beers and talk shit. Would I fuck him? Hell no...yuk. He looks like he has BO. Someone needs to tell him that his shirt size is an XL and not a medium.

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oggie168's picture

I actually met him in a bar, and he was one of the nicest guys I have ever met. Granted he was a celeb, and I have not met many celebs, but if you met this gut out, he looks like an ass kicker. He may charm the shit of you, but I think he would be a tough fight.

Chirio's picture

what?
FUck....still he looks good in that weird way. whatever weird way that is. I dont know! ahahaha. he looks better than those...NJersey shore guys put together! AHAHAAHHAHAHAH

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chaka1's picture

Lookin good Mick

Bunnywith's picture

Gross. With the long hair, I would hit it. Without, there's no way. Now his hair reminds me of my mentally-impaired uncle's hair.

supersarahoh's picture

i have that same shirt.. It from the junior girls section half price @ Kohls! WOW.

Bitch, pleeez.

JewJewBean's picture

A much needed improvement, Mickey. As for the chick, I think she is quite pretty. Nice long and lean body with legs for days. And, she looks like she can eat anything w/o gaining a pound.

I will never understand why people are so shocked when tall women have huge feet.

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Submitted by Ellie May on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 4:25pm.
He's channeling William Shatner. Ick.

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Hmmm. Not so sure about that one; to me, he's starting to look more & more like Robert Blake...

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Mickey seems to like fish!

snowpiece's picture

he stiiiiiiiilllllllll looks like a burn victim!

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