Jeremy London's Alleged Kidnapper Speaks
We've already heard and laughed at Jeremy London and his wife's versions of the night they claim they were kidnapped at gunpoint, smoked to force crack and hand out booze in the "gang areas" of Palm Springs. Oh, and how the crackhead making kidnappers politely drove his wife home after she got scared and started crying. Well, Jeremy's alleged kidnapper Brandon Adams has burped out his side of the shit, and guess what....it's totally fucking the opposite of everything Jeremy is saying! Those crackheads should really cut their shit with Gingko so they remember every single detail of their alleged kidnapping.
In a jailhouse interview with Radar, Brandon says that nobody was kidnapped and nobody smoked crack. Brandon says that it all started in front of a 7-11 (doesn't it always?) on a Thursday afternoon. Brandon and his uncle were begging for beers when Jeremy London and his wife Melissa rolled up in their car. Brandon says that Jeremy and Melissa were looking cracked up, down, sideways and every other which way. As Jeremy and Melissa were acting all kinds of tweaky in the parking lot, a cop car drove up and the two immediately ran inside the 7-11.
A few minutes later, Brandon and his uncle realized that nobody was going to gift them with free beer so they started walking to the bus stop. When they got to the bus stop they spotted Jeremy and Melissa trying to change the flat tire on their car in an alley way. Brandon and his uncle offered to help them. Once they helped them change the tire, they asked for a ride and they all got in. That's also when the party started. Brandon went on to say, "As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. Melissa was asking for xanax too. I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers. He agreed."
After they dropped Melissa off at home, they went in search for oxy, but they got booze first. Brandon said they got drunk as hell and started driving around his neighborhood in Palm Springs handing out beer to the locals. Jeremy eventually lost his buzz and he started getting hongray for that narcotic. Brandon says, "I hadn't been able to get any xanax or oxycontins up to that point, but I was finally able to get him three ecstasy and three xanax pills. He took all six pills at once. He was out of his mind high."
Eventually, Jeremy drove Brandon back to his apartment and met his wife and SIX KIDS. Brandon then drove Jeremy to a hotel and he figured that was that. But now Brandon is in a jail cell trying to fend off Pookie with a bed sheet, and he's also facing like in the chokey.
I didn't even grow to love Brandon as Julia's husband on Party of Five and I still believe his story more than Jeremy's.
But why would Jeremy tell the cops that the alleged kidnappers forced him to smoke crack when they actually forced his mouth open and shoved delicious xanax and delicious ecstasy in it instead? HOLD THE FUCK, Watson. Maybe there's another set of kidnappers who snatched Jeremy and his wife first and THEY are the ones who forced them to smoke crack. And then they left Jeremy and Melissa at the 7-11 where Brandon and his uncle snatched them up. That must be it. Tell Detective La Toya I'll be waiting for my badge at graduation.
And hearing about all this free crack and xanax going around makes me feel really stupid for actually paying for my crack and xanax.
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I've just finished crying my heart out. To think Jeremy London is really just a CRACK(ER) Head. Please lord I can't handle another super hero being a crack(er) head.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/jeremy-london-wants-to-tell-you-...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!! You fucking bitches are killing me with all the comments. HAHAHAHAHAAA!
Brandon's story sounds a bit more legit. Oxy whores need to always keep up the stash and avoid the Robert Downey Jr or Leif Garrett approach to procuring the bad shit. It is not that hard to get pills, especially in Cali. Or my home town for that matter.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Me too snowy girl...he's nowhere near beat as Jeremy's ass! *sadness* Like I said before, I hope Jason has fared better in the aging dept.
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at this point I'd rather do Brandon......
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This is perfect, I love this story and I believe in Brandon 100%. Jeremy and the other half are users and want to be believed cause they are Zlist celebs and they deserve respect cause of who they are.
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I hope they bust these two crackhead morons for lying - let this guy off free so he can sue the fuck out of the two morons that put him in jail.
Who the hell *gives* someone drugs for free? This story is utter bullshit. I believe Brandon!
The cops want to save face because they believed Jeremy's dumbass story and now dude is up shits creek. Hopefully some lawyer somewhere will volunteer some time cause if he's only working with a public defender he'll be in for a while.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/25/2010 - 9:45am.
I made a fb page "Free Brandon Adams"
all you FB whores better join!!!!
I kinda agree with you but I really think that this was just another regular day in Brandons life.
*trots off to fb*
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I made a fb page "Free Brandon Adams"
all you FB whores better join!!!!
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"Brandon says that it all started in front of a 7-11 (doesn't it always?) on a Thursday afternoon." Yes, yes it does.
I will be a fan of any stars that come together to bail out this poor Brandon fucker (I figure if they'll come together to bail out hester chester child molester Polanski, than surely they will see the laws of right in this case).
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For a second I thought Brendan Fraser gained a lot of weight...
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Free Brandon!!!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhaahababah
"the black guy did it"
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Racist ass judge! 500,000! Where is Paul Mooney t o give a comment on this asshole story!
Jeremy really looks disgusting now.
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O, I don't think he got those pills for free. And I don't think he smoked any crack. And I betcha he can't remember not one of those kids names!
But KADOOZE to Jeremy London for so swiftly graduating the "Harpo, who dis woman?" to Phoebe Price status.
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Brandon says that it all started in front of a 7-11
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Now we're talking about a story I can believe!
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Let me get this straight. Apparently my background as an English major hasn't given me the skills to fully interpret your musings in the above story.
QUESTIONS:
1) He was "smoked to force crack"?
2) The crackhead made kidnappers "politely drove his wife home"?
3) Brandon is "facing like in the chokey"?
ANSWERS / PERSONAL OPINIONS:
1) Well, sir, I've "forced crack" before, and it's not an easy task. It can be dry, difficult, and painful.
2) Maybe this has to do with time travel. In the normal world, the crackhead would demand that the kidnappers "politely DRIVE his wife home."
But maybe this means that the crackhead, being superhigh, forced the kidnappers to "DROVE his wife home" at a point in the time space continuum previous to their initial meeting. Am I close?
3) I've been in the chokey. If you HAVE to do anything there, the last thing you'd want to do is "face." Hopefully he didn't have to face, like, in the chokey, in front of a bunch of people. It's hard enough to face by yourself.
Jeremy looks like a middle aged woman. With a creepy child toucher smile.
'Brandon says that it all started in front of a 7-11 (doesn't it always?) on a Thursday afternoon.'
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Six KIDS ... I'd be begging for more than beer ...
Meanwhile, I'm liking this kidnapping thing. Calls into work, "Yeah, I been kidnapped. Won't be in today ... don't try to find me or they'll kill me, maybe you. But I'll be in tomorrow ...."
Brotha just wanted a drank (a free one at that). i like him.
ps, why would anyone want to kidnap Jeremy London anyway?
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Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 8:29pm.
I'm going to using that as an excuse anytime I do something. Kidnapped, held at gunpoint and forced to...
- shop for things I don't need
- go to the movies instead of work
- skip out on a family get together
- have sex with someone I just met
- eat junk food
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- drink absurd amounts of vintage champagne
- eat lobster tails, caviar and Kobe filets
- buy things I can't afford including cars and homes
- be a total bitch to people I'm 'forced to consider' beneath me...
I'm likin' the life of JL...He just may be my new hero....
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Ech, the smile on that mug! It's fucking disturbing!
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I'm going to using that as an excuse anytime I do something. Kidnapped, held at gunpoint and forced to...
- shop for things I don't need
- go to the movies instead of work
- skip out on a family get together
- have sex with someone I just met
- eat junk food
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Shiitake happens...
"smoked to force crack"
lol
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 7:41pm.
Kids, getting completely fucked up on a variety of mood altering substances is an intimate act which should only be committed with those you love and trust.
((cue "the more you know" rainbow))
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Kids, getting completely fucked up on a variety of mood altering substances is an intimate act which should only be committed with those you love and trust.
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Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Crack is whack. Just ask Whitney Houston and her drawer full of receipts.
He kinda looks like Shannon Price...
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Submitted by TheBreakdown: "Fat lesbians always cause problems!
Oh I'm not the only one who thinks that! He looks like a thinner version of Chaz.
Who hasn't done shameful things like befriend the coke dealer and be insta "best friends" comparing life stories and then felt REALLY stupid the next day (or after 3 days) ? But ...none of us got to make up stories like that.
totally believe him...this asshole London and his 1970's porn star wife look like asshole trash...and about as believable as anything that comes out of Hohan's mouth. I hope the judge will let him go, and lock Jeremy and his fucktard wife. As I always say, Celebutards SUCK!!!
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I bet Jeremy is thinking people will believe him because he's famous. Sort of famous. Ok, washed up hasbeen druggie. I believe Brandons story because its actually plausable insted of kidnapping the celebrity. Newsflash Jeremy. Nobody cares about you anymore, if they even ever did. Jackass.
The reason Brandon couldn't get xanax and oxy off the corner boys is that they took one look at two middle-class, white tweakers riding around with the neighborhood crackhead and knew it wasn't worth it. If the cops had pulled them over Jeremy and his wife would have given them a walking tour of every dealer they met in the hopes of cutting a deal.
Team Crackie!
Come on!! Blame it on darkie, can only go so far when you white.
How long ago they picked up brandon because his eyes are blood shot red.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim thinking Brandon's story is a bit more believable. As whacked out as it sounds in itself, it's typical crackhead behavior. Make friends with someone who can score you some downers, drive said new "friends" around trying to score, make up an absurd "kidnapping" story in order to try and save face as being labeled a fucking crackhead.
Yep.