Thursday, June 24th 2010
And The Emmy For Best Comedic Performance By A Non-Actress Goes To....
The last time I watched an episode of ABC Family's "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" (stuff your judgments into the comment box in the break room) I really thought that Disney had re-purposed some of its old animatronic robots and given them roles on that shit show, because the acting is that terrible. Well, here's a short preview clip of Bristol Palin's guest appearance on next week's episode, and she makes all of the actors on that shit look like they just graduated from Juilliard School of Drama!
Even the wooden door behind Bristol is exuding more raw and natural human emotion than her. The director should've made the wooden door and Bristol switch parts.
And what did Yo-Yo Ma ever do to deserve this?!
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Yeah but cmon that door is damn good, hard to compete with such great acting skills.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
@Dr Toast
Nobody watched the show, just this clip, they made no advertising dollars from it. It just showed people how terrible the show is
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Yeah, but a lot of us who didn't know the show existed now do... Brand Awareness is something that companies pay big money for. And I'm not sure that the show is terrible, just that Bristol was terrible in a role that she'll have for 3 episodes.
In any case, I'm glad she's working and making some money: better than collecting welfare and watching Housewives of NJ all day.
I'm glad you typed out "Yo-Yo Ma" Because I couldn't understand what she was saying. Made the actress look like Meryle Streep!
Wow that was pretty awful!! Stoic as one could be.
Kind of off topic, but does it seem to anyone else that she completely resents her baby? In the interviews I've come across, when she gets asked about her son, the first words out of her mouth are always complaints about how hard her life is now. She says all the textbook,"I adore him, blahblahblah." shit that is expected, but it seems really forced.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are they fucking kidding?!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
speechless
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
Well that was creepy...
Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 1:52pm.
No hating from me. Terrible actress? Sure. But them that hired her picked her for the attention it would get their show, not her thespian abilities. And look - it worked... we all watched it and I'd never heard of "the Secret Life" an hour ago.
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Nobody watched the show, just this clip, they made no advertising dollars from it. It just showed people how terrible the show is.
Wow!
Satan's daughter is a horrible actress!
I guess the only thing she is good at is being a fucked up little skank!
"Trigger, and TrapperKeeper, and Tron"
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I can't with this hideous, fucktarded family.
HATE. THE. PALINS.
DIAF already.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
No hating from me. Terrible actress? Sure. But them that hired her picked her for the attention it would get their show, not her thespian abilities. And look - it worked... we all watched it and I'd never heard of "the Secret Life" an hour ago.
Bitch got a job that helps her pay for her illegit; would that more teen moms did the same. Like I said: no hating from me.
WOW.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
My husband totally watches Secret Life. Yes, a grown-ass man, who DVR's it and everything. I know, it has the worst acting, evah! At least Bristol Palin was only doing it because her mom made her...I mean, as an advocate to help prevent teen pregnancy.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
LOL! Thats the way I remember it too. So, does she officially have more air time now than rumer willis?
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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 11:54am.
*robot voice*
WE ARE ALL TEEN MOMS
COME ON
WE HAVE TO GET GOING
Wow! I'm not a Palin hater, but that was BAD, BAD, BAD!!!!
She is a robot just like her mother.
If she was so robotic in real life, perhaps she would have been a virgin today.
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 11:19am.
Submitted by iMalice on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 10:34am.
She meant to say "I'm Yo MAMA!"
ahahhahahahahahhaahhaaaaaaa
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Obviously, she opens her legs better than she opens her mouth.
*robot voice*
WE ARE ALL TEEN MOMS
COME ON
WE HAVE TO GET GOING
I keep hearing the same thing, Sucky!
wow, she could be on terminator
Wow. The only way I could tell that wasn't a mannequin was because her jaw went up and down. She seems more Al Goreish than Palinesque.
Course that would be good if this were a story about pod-people trying to conquer the world in the guise of ordinary teen moms, and the pod people never blinked or changed their voices. Too bad that isn't the case.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
...wow.
Whoever approved that shit for public consumption needs an epic chewing.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 7:35am.
Word. I hope Grandpa McCain chokes on his Metamucil for releasing the Palin clan on the world.
Submitted by iMalice on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 10:34am.
She meant to say "I'm Yo MAMA!"
ahahhahahahahahhaahhaaaaaaa
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
my peeing pee-pee hole could have done a better job
"than SHE (does)" MK, kick your former grammar teachers in the ass - many, MANY times - you've proven that they deserve it.
Dang! that was bad...did she even blinked throughout the whole thing?
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
On the positive side, I'm sure this is nowhere near as embarrassing as being the spawn of Sarah Palin.
She meant to say "I'm Yo MAMA!"
Love how you can actually see in your minds eye, the typewritten pages of the script, as it's being "acted".
That was worse than the "acting" in a cheap porno...just baaaad!
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
that was terribad unless of course the next scene reveals her to be a robot.
I'll have to remember that for my next audition.
"You're the world's greatest french horn player. And I'm Yo Yo Ma." [Read as flat as possible.]
Bristol has all the animation of Bristol Board.
That was shitacular. Bristol, keep your day job.....whatever that is.
Wow- that was BAD. Can you imagine the other takes? I do get the sense though that the two girls were filmed separately. I don't think Palin was talking to anyone real.
damn she looks like she was held hostage at a zombie party
on the bright side i am no longer ashamed of my acting skills
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
That was horrible, i feel embarassed for her, but not as embarassed as i was watching JLo and TommyGirl
Before I watched this clip I thought you were just being mean to her. But after watching it I realized you were being honest.
It like she has to take a dumb but they told her to wait, and she went and delivered her lines.
She is terrible. Who let this shit through the casting call.
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Keeping it classy with Boones Farm and Orange Grapefruit Michelob Light....
You to can become a teenage mom and make guest star appearences and piss and moan about how hard that shit is while the nanny at home changes shit diapers,wakes up at night with him,feeds him, and plays with him. Now this bitch needs to be handed a "bitch please" card!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I know the palin's get picked on due to their politics, but I have to agree, her wooden delivery of those lines made her seem more like a love child of al gore.
Wow bitch is really using this "teen mom" shit to her advantage huh? eye roll!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 7:12am.
It was wooden because she was trying to read the teleprompter.....
and failing miserably because the words had more than three letters.
Awful.. as awful as seeing Cisco Adlers nuts!
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Bitch, Don't You Ever!
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 7:35am.
...introducing us to Trigger, and TrapperKeeper, and Tron and the rest of that clan.
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TrapperKeeper! ahahahahahaha. loves it.
I am a teen mom. You are a teen mom. Basically, we are young whores.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Ugh...can't all the Palins just GTFA for good?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
So all of the Palin children are disabled? Sad.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 7:35am.
John McCain is to blame for all of it. He is to blame for this, and for unleashing Sarah Palin, and for introducing us to Trigger, and TrapperKeeper, and Tron and the rest of that clan
*spits out donut* TrapperKeeper - LOL!
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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...