Wednesday, June 23rd 2010

War Of The Lakers Wives

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa better sleep in an electrified cage from now on, because she has awoken the rage in Khloe Kardashian it won't be long before her roof is torn off and she's plucked out of bed and carried off to Skull Island never to be heard from again. That's because Vanessa has blacklisted Khloe from the Lakers wives inner circle and won't allow her to sit at their table. Pfft! Like Khloe wants to sit with those round-the-way hags when she could sip on a jug of moonshine with Tim Peeler while he strokes her "bayootiful yallaw-ish hayer-ah" and talks rough to her.

A source tells InTouch that Khloe is dead to Vanessa, and in fact she hates the entire Kardashian family, because she says they are nothing but fame fuckers. The source went on, "At a dinner for the wives, Vanessa didn't want to invite Khloe. She said Khloe is a 'fake wife,' and she didn't want fake wives there."

If Vanessa didn't marry a gazillionaire, she'd be right next to my cousin stocking the shelves with Goya at Northgate Market in El Monte (which is hotter than being married to Kobe Bryant, to be honest), so she just needs to drop the Tanya Turner shit. But if Vanessa insists on throwing Khloe hate, then I say we throw both of them in a covered dumpster with a bunch of wild turkeys and pray only the wild turkeys make it out in one piece.

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What man in his right mind is stupid enough to marry a woman from or in the state of California? 90% of them are vain, plastic, dumb, gold digging famewhores.

KT's picture

madam - thank you :) and to the person who said this: "The Kardashian's mother - I mean she is the uber-whore. She is like the grand dame of the whorehouse she raised her three little sluts in. She encouraged these sluts to be nothing but gold digging, vain, superficial famewhores. She encourages plastic surgery and in a recent interview actually said (to younger girls) that plastic surgery was ok but that they "should hold off until [you] are at least a bit older" to start wit botox. I mean she herself used to be a gold-digger. She met Bruce Kardashian on a plane where she was the stewardess. And now her three whores - fugly, pissy and monkey - have learned to do the same thing." AGREED!!!!! no truer words have been spoken about those twats lol

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Well, this is clearly a case of the trash calling the garbage junk. Nobody has worse taste in women than pro athletes. They all hook up with vapid golddigging monster whores from strip mall hell.

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Nudgie's picture

Quit bagging on Khloe (no accent - never was til she got her reality show) - she is only doing what Mom said. "Marry a rich dude and hope for a fatal disease. Worked for me!!!"

TiredofthisCrap's picture

LOL!!!!

Lil Nessa checking a bitch, shit's priceless. If this is true I'm on Vanessa's side, Khloe probably had cameras and shit and no one wants that shit when they aren't in the Staple Center. If so they would have signed up to be on Basketball Wives. Nessa just protecting the roost.

chaka1's picture

The points are (1) this is probably not a true story (2) if it is true, the Katrashians leaked it (3) Vanessa is not required to do a damn thing but be Kobe's wife. Period.

madam ex's picture

@KT
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
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madam ex's picture

If this is true, and she's doing that to Khloe, I would have to pull her to the side (if I was Khloe) and tell her the fuck off, embarrass her for her husband fucking the maid in a hotel then giving her a 10carat or however many it was purple diamond cause his as was guilty, so I guess you weren't enough for Kobe huh? Vanessa, he had to go out slummin when he could of just gone home and done that, but when you are slummin, some hoes are a bit different and he likes variety. FUCK VANESSA!!!
Khloe will bend her into a pretzel if it ever came down to that.

Do I ever hate this high school shit....she must be bored to fucking tears to even make this an issue. You can always pick out the people with empty lives, because they spend so much energy trying to make you as miserable as they are.

zomay's picture

If there is any truth to this story, it might have to do with Carla DiBello. A chick who was kind of close to Kobe last year. In fact she even went on away games with him. Kobe always has a chick on the side.

So anyways, Carla sometimes hangs out with, (guess who!) surprise surprise, Kim Kardassian.

Wonder if Vanessa knows about the revolving door of women.

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

@ nono,

well in a way these three little Kardashian whores are rich and famous BECAUSE of that blood money their father brought in. And it is not like they walked out and said "hey, I dont want any part of it" - no, they used that money to enrich and promote themselves (sex tape, boutique etc) instead of taking a step back and saying "Im gonna do this on my own". So, in a way, they have been profiting from their douchy father defending OJ Simpson and I can understand if Vanessa or whoever finds that distasteful. These three sluts are not contributing anything to society but garbage. Seriously: all they do is dress up, hook up, whore out and gold-dig. Nothing else. They think they are celebrities but of what and for what...I dont think even they can tell.

I dont know what's more stupid: these three whores thinking they are famous or the public that keep patronizing them and their bullshit products.
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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

The Kardashian's mother - I mean she is the uber-whore. She is like the grand dame of the whorehouse she raised her three little sluts in. She encouraged these sluts to be nothing but gold digging, vain, superficial famewhores. She encourages plastic surgery and in a recent interview actually said (to younger girls) that plastic surgery was ok but that they "should hold off until [you] are at least a bit older" to start wit botox. I mean she herself used to be a gold-digger. She met Bruce Kardashian on a plane where she was the stewardess. And now her three whores - fugly, pissy and monkey - have learned to do the same thing.

I seriously still dont get why these sluts are famous. For fucking black cock and getting pissed on? Why is that douchebag Ryan gaycrest producing their show....like they are what...people we need to emulate? Know about? What do I care what their pointless, vacant life is like day in, day out.
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Menopausing's picture

Who's this Vanessa bitch to talk? Shit, even after that Colorado mess, Kobe still has ass on the side...only he must pay 'em off now. Bitch, please.

Can't stand catfights and that "queen bee" garbage, 'cause I got two sister-in-laws from hell who love that shit. They've been at each other's throats for over 20 years, and they tried to drag me in, but I wasn't having any of that shit. Bores me like nothing else.

I don't watch any of those Kardassian shows, but I'm Team Khloe on this one.

nono's picture

Team Yetti!

Seriously, I am not a fan of the Kardashian clan, but to hate on her because her dad helped OJ get acquitted? That is like hating me because my dad is a raging alcoholic. She is not responsible for his decisions. Also hating her b/c she is unfortunate looking...not so fair either.

Now Vanessa just gives me the stuck up, snotty vibe. I bet she was the pretty girl in HS who dated the basketball player and thought she was too good and was mean to other girls who she deemed didn't deserve her friendship. Sounds like the HS clique attitude has not changed...I of course have no facts to back this up, but I just get that vibe from her...

The Real Mimi's picture

I think Vanessa is just worried that Kobe might get it on with Kim. They do look alike!

it's a tie, they both FAIL. they both had to marry someone in order to get noticed.

notreallyworking's picture

Khloe is disgusting. advantage = Kobe.

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kdracofan's picture

Vanessa looks like a Kardashian.

rukiddingme's picture

Why don't this rich bitch wives go do something useful, like charity work?

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The more I hear about Khloe, the more I sympathize with her. Poor Sasquashian! Maybe because I have never seen her show...
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Kelli B's picture

sometimes is wise to just shut your mouth and get on with life... stupid stuck up bitches, why don't they spend their time on doing something useful instead of being money grabbing sluts.

Bjork You's picture

Oh, and leave high school dropouts alone, y'all. Lots of smart people drop out of school for different reasons, and sometimes return (or not) or finish (Albert Einstein), but barely pass (Truman Capote). Of course, Vanessa Bryant has no talent, but she's a bitch because she is. She'd still be a jerk if she'd gone to Stanford (spits out coffee on keyboard), right?

I have a feeling that Kris Kardashian is behind this leak. She's a famewhore, she's always butting into her kids' bidness, and she would defend her hairy brood at any cost.

Bjork You's picture

Submitted by copacabanagirl: "...Vanessa is really just looking for the respect she thinks she's owed by a newcomer and she's putting her through the paces by demonstrating the pecking order."

If you want respect, then give it. If that doesn't work, use money. If that doesn't work, especially if you don't have money, give free blowjobs.

As for another poster's comments: "Last time I checked, Vanessa is raising Kobe's kids, maintaining his properties, respecting him in public, doing her womanly duties in the bedroom, and KEEPING HER MOUTH SHUT!"

1. That bitch has nannies up the ass. Please.
2. "Maintaining his properties"? She has maids to do that, one of which sued her ass for abuse. The only Kobe property that she maintains is her ass and plastic-surgeried face.
3. "Respecting him in public." Not even addressing that one.
4. She keeps her mouth shut because she's stupid. And when she opens it, nothing but elegance comes out:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/05/28/vanessa-br...

Albatross's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 10:41pm.
Vanessa is just jealous because Khloe just got a job testing Samsonite luggage.

My first laugh of the day - thank you! LMAO

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LASux's picture

Is chaka1 really Ike Turner? WTF is this the 1850's?

LASux's picture

Vanessa, the voice of integrity, who in the shadow of her husband's rape trial was silenced by Getting a Huge Diamond. She's as bad as a politician's wife.

KT's picture

veryvuitton - well said! amen!

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

Good for Vanessa - Khloe is such a fat pig. She is a total embarassment. Why doesn't everyone see that those idiots are nothing but fame whores? Someone needs to beat Khloe's big fat ass and bring her down a few pegs.

badbadbad's picture

Teah Lardashian Lmfao.

AND FAME FUCKERS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY! LOLLLL MK!

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KT's picture

ok so i've heard stories of vanessa being a cunt before, but if she too hates the karTRASHians, then she ain't that bad on my list. just think.. if kim didn't leak her own sex tape for the attention and money (that's pathetic and gross) and if her father didn't ge OJ simpson off for DOUBLE murder, we wouldn't even have to hear about these no talent kardashians! ahh what a dream.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

smokeybaconflavour's picture

I think I would probably suck Kobe's dick.

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Skanks! I'm bored mother fuckers!!!! I'm stuck at work on the night shift! I'm so fucking bored!!!!

ikoihiI's picture

How in the hell is that dumbass dropout managing his properties!? Last I checked, to be any kind of property manager, you have to be able to grasp accounting and not-so-basic mathmatical calculations - neither of which are taught in HS. That hoodrat probably couldn't navigate constructing Excel formulas, much less come up with accurate triple nets or handle property tax calculations!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Team Vanessa on this. Loathe this yedi, her piss guzzling sister Kim, and their nasty plastic famewhoring mother.

rebanndel's picture

Vanessa Bryant and "taste" do not belong in the same sentence. Vanessa is a grade-A cunt. She's a high school drop-out and dumb as rocks. (No disrespect towards rocks.) No matter how much money she married into, the woman has absolutely zero class. Team Khloe on this one! I would love to see Khloe get all Yeti on Vanessa's trashy ass.

Centaurious's picture

Vaness is just jealous!

The Kardassians work the ho stroll hard every single day...what has she ever done.

If my memory serves correctly, Kobe plucked her out of the stands when she was a goddamned teenager!

She's never worked a day in her life.

Well, she did fuck Harry Winston that one time when Kobe raped that girl, but Kobe was okay with that. MORE than okay, if ya get my drift!

She's just holding off the inevitable...Kim looks JUST LIKE VANESSA, and she can't handle the jelly.

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Vanessa, you may be the Laker wife making all the rules at the wife table, but outside in the real world, no one gives a shit about your demands. Go abuse some more maids and shut the hell up.

THIS.

'Last time I checked, Vanessa is raising Kobe's kids, maintaining his properties, respecting him in public, doing her womanly duties in the bedroom, and KEEPING HER MOUTH SHUT!'

LOL was that supposed to be serious? It ain't the 50's honey. And she isn't raising his kids, her team of nannies is doing it. She isn't doing shit except shopping and abusing the help.

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Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 11:43pm.

Fuck the Kartrashians. They are the ones who leaked this fake story for publicity. Vanessa probably does hate them and they can't stand it.

Vanessa knows better than to publicly bash another players wife. It would upset Kobe, the team, and the management. Vanessa has been in this game a long time.

It's that fucking family, especially that mother, who instigates drama like this just to keep their names in the paper.

Even if Vanessa hates them, so the fuck what? No one is required to love the band of traveling skanks.

BINGO! Especially about the Kardashian mother is the source of all the poison. And I don't understand people calling Vanessa a famewhore. So she accepted a diamond ring for her husband's infidelity, that's their business but aside from that I have never seen her in public in places she doesn't belong just to get attention. They may have marital issues, but that doesn't translate into famewhore. She's not on camera getting waxed by her sister for her "husband" or anything...

QuweenJillian's picture

So we're supposed to respect this evil bitch, Vanessa because she does her "womanly duties?" Like what? Being Kobes human blow up doll? Because I know this ho probably has maids, nannies and personal chefs. Womanly duties? Please, are we still in the 50s?

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supersarahoh's picture

i would pay to see Khloe kick Vanessa's ass any day. hard cash.

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chaka1's picture

Everyone is on here bashing Vanessa and for the life of me I can't understand why. Some of these hateful posts have got to be the Trashians or their PR reps.

Vanessa is not the one running to the press crying about about somebody not liking her.

So what if Khloe has a job. So what if Kobe cheated on Vanessa and he bought her a ring. So the fuck what if Vanessa doesn't "do" anything.

So...

Last time I checked, Vanessa is raising Kobe's kids, maintaining his properties, respecting him in public, doing her womanly duties in the bedroom, and KEEPING HER MOUTH SHUT!

So what if she hates the Kardashians. Seems like she's got taste if you ask me.

Tyroan's picture

You'd be pissy too, if your rapist husband publicly bought your forgiveness with a diamond ring.

Vanessa is the Queen of the wives and she's holding court with an iron fist.

They both are trash nobodies. When their husbands go on road trips, their penises also go on the road.

chaka1's picture

Fuck the Kartrashians. They are the ones who leaked this fake story for publicity. Vanessa probably does hate them and they can't stand it.

Vanessa knows better than to publicly bash another players wife. It would upset Kobe, the team, and the management. Vanessa has been in this game a long time.

It's that fucking family, especially that mother, who instigates drama like this just to keep their names in the paper.

Even if Vanessa hates them, so the fuck what? No one is required to love the band of traveling skanks.

ikoihiI's picture

Well, it sounds like Vanessa make sure to serve her special haterade mix at the Lakers Wives Dinners. What a skeezy hoe; get a GED at least.

zomay's picture

Vanessa, you may be the Laker wife making all the rules at the wife table, but outside in the real world, no one gives a shit about your demands. Go abuse some more maids and shut the hell up.

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