Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga
At a Mets game a couple of weeks ago, Lady Caca was put in Jerry Seinfeld's private luxury box after she started complaining that the paparazzi kept taking pictures of her in the front row. Even after she was moved, the paps kept their lenses directed at her and she kept throwing the fuck sign at them while wearing nothing but a bra and her favorite dick tucking panties. Citi Field later apologized to Jerry for all the shitty skid marks left all over his box. Well, Jerry is now turning the sprinklers on Lady Caca and waving his cane at her. In an interview with WFAN radio last night, Jerry called her a jerk...among other things.
In between taking slurps out of his tapioca pudding while his day nurse patted the edges of his mouth with a warm towel, Jerry said, “This woman is a jerk. I hate her. I can’t believe they put her in my box, which I paid for. You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now? Why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger? I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers.
I'm older, I'm 56. I look at Lady Gaga the way Keith Hernandez watches these kids when they pull the pocket out, they wear the inside-out pocket. ... Do you think he understands that? He can't understand that. That's a new game, that's kids. I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure -- you could die of exposure. She is talented. I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff."
When the host let Jerry know that Lady Caca also caused some shit at a Yankees game a few nights later, he said, "Oh please, wake me when it's over."
If Lady Caca would've never brought her attention whore act to Jerry Seinfeld's private box, he would've never slagged her off, and I would've never wanted to take out his dentures and suck on his gums for the first time in the history of never. DAMN HER for making that asshole Jerry spit out such beautiful words of poetry that I just want to roll around nekkid in.
When I get electrocuted after licking my screen when a Seinfeld rerun comes on, I'm going to tell the emergency room nurses that it was all Lady Caca's fault! That nasty bitch has to ruin everything!
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I read the first line of that in his boring assed voice and fell asleep. Someone wanna summarize for a bitch? Preferably the hot piece that has the Seth Rogen avie so I can read it in HIS voice instead?
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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:00pm.
Your siggy is not very new, not original and in fact it is very unoriginal!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
ahahahahahah breaky!!!!
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now jerry can feel what other ppl felt when he was almost famous
my avatar thanks Jezebel.
because a pictures can always say a thousand words
Actually, Miley plays the guitar and the piano.
And on the guitar, it is truly spectacular because she plays it with her big ass teefs.
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Can we PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP about what's "new" and "original" or "unoriginal"? Everything's been done before -- SHIT! Get over it -- I'm sure we can go far back all day but this shit is so tired.
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pop stars giving the finger is nothing new and entirely unoriginal. Madonna flipped off photogs when she married Sean Penn. and that was an eternity ago.
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I was excited to read what Jerry said, but as I started reading, I began to feel like I'm on Team Caca. He sounds like a bitter old asshole. What he said literally sounds like a parody of himself. "What's the deal with these young people?" Please. Get over yourself.
She certainly seems to have gotten her tits in the wringer over that little outing. Is she emotionally/mentally deficient, or under the influence of some chemicals?
Wonder if she feels shame at all the pushback. Since she is famous solely for being famous, she has no reason to alienate the paps after she has worked so hard to get them to promote her career.
Sienfeld has a legit beef--what's the point of paying for your own box if they just put anybody in it when you're not looking?
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH LADY GAGA? IS SHE A MAN, IS SHE A WOMAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?! AH, KIDS THESE DAYS!!!
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
lady gaga is like every famewhore nowadays that believes that any publicity, bad or good, is better than none. there might be some talent in there, but you'd never know it from the stunts, antics, etc.
smart man, seinfeld and a Mets fan to boot!
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because
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Well Lady Caca is meh and kinda not talented but at least she plays the paino and that puts her light years away from a cyrus
Jerry is not funny at all but im with him in this one
Lady Caca could had dressed differently if she did not want the attention im pretty sure celebrities go to many many places and do not call attention to themselves specially in NY
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What's with giving the finger, anyway? That's juvenile, and not even in a funny way. If someone did that to me, I'd laugh at them (derisively).
@harvey I was digging his rant all up to that part, then he lost me
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
No one will know if Jerry was providing more schtick or he is serious unless he kicks that bitch Caca down a flight of stairs...
heaux up or blow up, Jer!
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She seems like a fame whore.... why would you wear bra and panties in chilly weather... she's asking for all the attention..Team Seinfeld!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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No shit if you wear just a boulder holder at a baseball game it dosent matter who the hell u are expect people to take pics and have your dumb ass all over the net the next day
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I am down with everything he said except that CaCa has talent. I think that some celebs say that she has talent because the media says that she has talent. The troof lies somewhere far, far away from talent....
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When are people going to stop talking about the ugly dude ( Caca)?
I normally don't like him, but what the hell- TEAM JERRY!
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I'm lukewarm at best on Jerry (for you Seinfeld fans, 90% of what was funny came from the mind of Larry David), but I'm with him 100% in this case.
Just when i thought i couldnt love Jerry ANY MORE than i already do.....
@borg: Celebrities who want privacy do not go to live sporting events, clubs, and trendy restaurants. Plus they do not wear attention whore clothing as Gaga does.
I wish Jerry called security when she was in the box, and had her violently removed and literally thrown out of the stadium.
Generally I think Jerry Seinfeld is an asshole, but I love him for this one. He always sounds like a parody of himself though, which is sad.
In one way I understand a celebrity wanting some private time but yuo cant expect the paps not to take ur picture when you are making a scene. You get moved to a private box and then disrobe to ur undergarments. Do you want the publicity or do u not want the publicity?
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
i don't care about jerry or gaga...so, meh to both...
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conscience off...dick on...
Seriously tho, why did she go to the game? Photo op?
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Why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger? I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers, What is it about airline peanuts???????
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*gets in line to kick GaGa*
Go Jerry, go!
they should pay him for letting her use his box. he certainly doesn;t need the money, it's the principle.
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is jerry suckin on a lemon'n saladito?
Was he trying to be funny??? his annoying Seinfeld shtick popped into my head and took a lot of the sting out of his comments...
He's bang on, though
way to go, give it to her like that. bitch deserved it. way to call out attention-whorism too while you are at it.
lg is over glorified, over exposed and junk food for the brain.
i don't buy the whole, hide me from the paps, while i wear a giant glow in the dark target on my bod.
bitch please...
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Heh heh heh. Love it.
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YES I WAS WEARING ONLY A BRA OUTSIDE BECAUSE IT WAS VERY HOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND I WANTED TO ASK IF JERRY SEINFELD WANTED TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME AND NELSON MANDELA ACTUALLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Pretty soon she will be yesterday's trash instead of today's trash and she'll be begging those pappi's to start taking her ugly pic again.
"Turning the sprinklers on Lady CaCa and waving his cane" - LOL
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Loves it, and loves my Jerry.
Who dosent?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-