Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga
At a Mets game a couple of weeks ago, Lady Caca was put in Jerry Seinfeld's private luxury box after she started complaining that the paparazzi kept taking pictures of her in the front row. Even after she was moved, the paps kept their lenses directed at her and she kept throwing the fuck sign at them while wearing nothing but a bra and her favorite dick tucking panties. Citi Field later apologized to Jerry for all the shitty skid marks left all over his box. Well, Jerry is now turning the sprinklers on Lady Caca and waving his cane at her. In an interview with WFAN radio last night, Jerry called her a jerk...among other things.
In between taking slurps out of his tapioca pudding while his day nurse patted the edges of his mouth with a warm towel, Jerry said, “This woman is a jerk. I hate her. I can’t believe they put her in my box, which I paid for. You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now? Why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger? I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers.
I'm older, I'm 56. I look at Lady Gaga the way Keith Hernandez watches these kids when they pull the pocket out, they wear the inside-out pocket. ... Do you think he understands that? He can't understand that. That's a new game, that's kids. I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure -- you could die of exposure. She is talented. I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff."
When the host let Jerry know that Lady Caca also caused some shit at a Yankees game a few nights later, he said, "Oh please, wake me when it's over."
If Lady Caca would've never brought her attention whore act to Jerry Seinfeld's private box, he would've never slagged her off, and I would've never wanted to take out his dentures and suck on his gums for the first time in the history of never. DAMN HER for making that asshole Jerry spit out such beautiful words of poetry that I just want to roll around nekkid in.
When I get electrocuted after licking my screen when a Seinfeld rerun comes on, I'm going to tell the emergency room nurses that it was all Lady Caca's fault! That nasty bitch has to ruin everything!