Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga
At a Mets game a couple of weeks ago, Lady Caca was put in Jerry Seinfeld's private luxury box after she started complaining that the paparazzi kept taking pictures of her in the front row. Even after she was moved, the paps kept their lenses directed at her and she kept throwing the fuck sign at them while wearing nothing but a bra and her favorite dick tucking panties. Citi Field later apologized to Jerry for all the shitty skid marks left all over his box. Well, Jerry is now turning the sprinklers on Lady Caca and waving his cane at her. In an interview with WFAN radio last night, Jerry called her a jerk...among other things.
In between taking slurps out of his tapioca pudding while his day nurse patted the edges of his mouth with a warm towel, Jerry said, “This woman is a jerk. I hate her. I can’t believe they put her in my box, which I paid for. You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now? Why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger? I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers.
I'm older, I'm 56. I look at Lady Gaga the way Keith Hernandez watches these kids when they pull the pocket out, they wear the inside-out pocket. ... Do you think he understands that? He can't understand that. That's a new game, that's kids. I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure -- you could die of exposure. She is talented. I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff."
When the host let Jerry know that Lady Caca also caused some shit at a Yankees game a few nights later, he said, "Oh please, wake me when it's over."
If Lady Caca would've never brought her attention whore act to Jerry Seinfeld's private box, he would've never slagged her off, and I would've never wanted to take out his dentures and suck on his gums for the first time in the history of never. DAMN HER for making that asshole Jerry spit out such beautiful words of poetry that I just want to roll around nekkid in.
When I get electrocuted after licking my screen when a Seinfeld rerun comes on, I'm going to tell the emergency room nurses that it was all Lady Caca's fault! That nasty bitch has to ruin everything!
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Probably said a million times...but "Gaga" is NOT Madonna. I don't even like the latter cunt, but this dumb bitch outweighs even M's hutzpah. Fade AWAY, you big nosed bitch.
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Oh, you know, she's just being even more "ironic"! Flipping off the paparazzi even though she's constantly courting them! Genius! Just like she's an "unconventional" female pop-star but still wears next to nothing.
Ugh.
Since when does bashing Gaga make you irrelevant? There are plenty of reasons to bash her. Sure, there's a few songs of her I like (hate to admit), but Jerry Seinfeld (TV show) has made me laugh more times than Gaga has made me bob my head.
I don't hate Gaga, but I'm glad it's getting to a point where people aren't kissing her ass anymore. She needs to realize that she's not invincible. Plus there's something egotistical and cunty about the way she's been acting at baseball games (the no-pants thing is annoying too, wear some daisy dukes at least). She sings about how much she loves fame, but I guess she can't handle a little "papa-papa-paparazzi" (I apologize there). Be careful what you wish for.
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Seinfeld became George Carlin overnight.
It did make me realize that his Marriage Ref panel skews old. I think Paltrow might have been his youngest panelist and she's pushing 40.
Submitted by neofavorr on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 11:50pm.
Seinfeld is irrelevant nowadays. Who gives a shit. I'm sure he's flipped off a paparazzi in his day. And THEY put her in his box, she didn't break the lock. And there's no dress code to go see a baseball game. At least she showed up. You big fat, salami nosed, dradle headed, nogoodnick. F you!
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STFU!
Yes, there is a dress code for public sporting events you bigoted moron!
Why don't you try to show up at a sporting event, concert or any event like she was dressed and see how long you are enjoying the show before you are carted out and put in a squad car for public indecency?!
i really don't understand why gaga supporters are praising her here. she comes across as a dick in underwear
It's official. Jerry has become Billy Crystal.
Mets/Yankee kvetch off, I can see it now.
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jerry bugs me but when he's right, he's right. does caca think that 'the finger' is some new-fangled radical statement? oooohhh..what a rebellious artiste !! blech.
seinfeld has entertained me for years, and there are so many eps of that show are fantastic. i don't consider jerry seinfeld a no talent asshole like i do gaga. this stupid ass bitch lives to be seen, yet she is indignant because she is not allowed to roam in peace among us plebian hoards while wearing the saviours of my eyes (i.e. bra and panties)? stupid fucking cunt. i hate her. and fuck her saggy ass gym sock titties. i am so glad she dresses like such a retarded hooker, because when she falls down a flight of stairs trying to manouver in a pair of her 'shoes' and breaks her ho neck, she will be wearing one such outfit, and i would pay good money to view the pictures of that.
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Seinfeld is irrelevant nowadays. Who gives a shit. I'm sure he's flipped off a paparazzi in his day. And THEY put her in his box, she didn't break the lock. And there's no dress code to go see a baseball game. At least she showed up. You big fat, salami nosed, dradle headed, nogoodnick. F you!
I thought Lady Gaga was the Paparazzi's biggest fan and would follow them until they loved her. You don't get anyone to love you by flicking them off. DUH!
And wtf, I would have been kicked out and probably arrested if I wore that outfit to a game! What did she expect sitting in the front row, famous or not dressed like that.
She can also buy her own private box, she's f-ing rich.
Seinfeld is nothing but an unfunny, pompous hypocrite. Bitching about how he doesn't get " young people" - when he very-publicly dated a 17-year old when he was almost 40. He needs to shut his fucking matzo hole.
Jerry Seinfeld for world leader.
That is all.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 5:00pm.
I hate Jerry Seinfeld. I just want to smack him in the piehole.
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I thought you said "the peehole". Hahaha.
As much as I can't stand Caca...I'm gonna have to tell Seinfeld to put a sock in it. You're never too old to give the middle finger and you as a comedian know that.
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She has some musical talents, but she should not drink at ball games, obviously.
Seinfeld has a point. If I paid a shitload of money for a luxury box, I wouldn't want some drunken ho sitting it in either.
"No my brother, you must buy your own! "
What the hell was she going to the baseball game in her underwear for ? That is just ridiculous..What the hell ? I don't understand why she is at the game...
Seinfield may be every obnoxious thing people have called him but he is not wrong about Caca.
Wearing your bra and panties to a baseball game and then flipping off the paps who are giving you the attention you expected...well that IS being a jerk!
BTW, Jerry was wrong when he said she had talent.
Jerry, if there was any justice in the world...you wouldn't have been borne.
if Yankees lose every time she shows up that fine
Seinfeld's gonna be full blown turkey neck soon
So in theory his face will extend from his hairline to his collarbone
I can't stand either of them. Yea, seinfeld was entertaining but probably because of larry david. I hate these rich greedy fucks that think they can buy the fucking world. Especially because I'm a month behind with my motherfucking rent while this douchebag has 30 cars. Life is so fucking unfair.
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Please, Jerry Seinfeld, you're an ass. You are so overrated. And you're a bully, using your immense wealth and power by going on your friends' shows to defend Michael Richards and your plagiarizing wife.
And your wife is a plagiarizing, snotty, no-talented (and no Shoshonna!!), materialistic, goldigging fame whore.
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Oh, and you should be kissing Larry David's ass (which you probably do and then some).
Oh, and your kids are ugly.
I was using my brother's box at a concert last summer. The security put 2 twenty-somethings in heels INTO the box as it was only 2 of us and we were standing. They were so obnoxious, looking for boys and attention, I yelled at them to get their skankness OUT....
They didn't know what to do -- they asked the security -- he said "OUT"..but showed them down to the floor ! lmao...
Right on Seinfeld!!! CaCa has a pathologic need for attention but then again when you're talentless, you have to resort to some gimmick.
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Right on Jerry. Give that attention whore the business.
She's actually talented? I wouldn't know ... I can't stand her fug long enough to sit through one of her performances. What little I caught seemed derivative.
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~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
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In best Seinfeld voice:
Who is this Gaga? Why is she in MY box showing her black box? Why don't they just make the whole stadium out of HER black box?
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Its no joke I went outside this weekend and slathered my whole body with sunscreen because I was in shorts and a tee. I forgot to do my flip flop area, ugggg burnt to a crisp!!! I was out for about an hour, it was nuts!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I still don't understand why lady Caca is famous..if it' s the outfits then everyone that shops at wallmart should be famous. It can' t be the music, that shit is the same as all the other popular crapola out there.
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 5:26pm.
People were fuckheads and would make fun of my hair in school and it honestly isnt a horrid color. Its light strawberry in color. You would think I had orange hair and red eyelashs like some ginger in a horror flick.
So began my hate for people.
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Aw, Pam - as a ginge meself I can empathize.
I also got teased mercilessly for being pale (can't tell you how many times one of the classless hillbillies I grew up surrounded by told me to "go get a tan") and for being tall and skinny (they called me "carpenter's dream" and "chicken legs"). Now I am a tall, slender redhead with nice perky tits and fabulous getaway sticks, while they are all short, fat, dumpy leatherbags pushing their brats around the Walmart. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCHEZ?? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW???
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This is fun.
Seinfeld should be used to entitled hack bitches. Isn't he married to one?
Most talented in 15 years? Who was big shit 1995?
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Submitted by vidz on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 5:33pm.
Yeah kids are just stupid, if it wasnt that it woulda been something else. It made me who I am and just made me not put up with peoples bullshit. Good tool to have as an adult, as far as my hair goes when I got into HS things were different all of a sudden guys started to notice but by then it was to fucking late. I didnt forget all the teasing so I was a loner. What dosent kill us makes us stronger.
Where do you live? I could go for some worshiping and what not!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
F*ck Seinfeld. He isn't even funny.
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Submitted by twosie on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 4:01pm.
There's only three people in the world I love: Brad, Angelina, and Lady Gaga.
Gaga is the most talented performer of the last fifteen years.
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Really? Most talented? If it weren't for over attention whoring over-the-top outfits that propelled her stardom in the gay community, I doubt we'd ever heard of her.
I'll grant you that she has a decent singing voice and plays instruments. But her fame is because of her gimmick.
@Pamela
Really? I'm sorry. kids are bitches. I always thought people though that reds were hot. Atleast here we do. tHey practically worship caucasians and eurasians here.
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@vidz yeah but I dont have them to the extreme. I have a sprinkling across the nose an cheeks. Im not like horrifying like hillbilly killy Arnolds wife. They barely show up in pictures.
People were fuckheads and would make fun of my hair in school and it honestly isnt a horrid color. Its light strawberry in color. You would think I had orange hair and red eyelashs like some ginger in a horror flick.
So began my hate for people.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
This post has made me realize how much Gaga looks like Jerry Seinfeld dressed up as Madonna.
Jenny Seinfeld is a whiny rich bitch. Um, Gaga is not doing anything I don't do practically every night of the week!
Well, I hate Jerry Seinfeld and Lady CaCa both equally. Unamusing assholes.
@Pamela
Actually i've always wanted to be a natural red head. Red and blue eyes is a lovely combination. So is black irish and grey eyes, brunette and green eyes. I'm kinda unimpressed by blondes though. Although freckles are part of the package for red heads right?
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She's more than a jerk, she's a fkn asshole, not only are you in someone elses skybox, but you have the nerve to draw unattractive and classless attention to yourself, of course the paparazzi is going to be looking at you, if you put on some clothes maybe they wouldnt be staring all the time.
And she should of been put in a dark place where no one can see her, she didnt deserve to be in a skybox, and that Kesha new song is making me want to kill someone literally.
This "look at me now fuck off" act is invalid and obnoxious. Perhaps this is what Jerry meant when he said "talented".