Danielle Staub Sings......
Following in the off-key notes of Jo De La Rosa (of The Real Housewives of OC), Kim Zolciak (of RHOA), and Countess LuMann (of RHONYC), Danielle Stubbyvag of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is trying to take the iTunes charts by storm. On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, Danielle and openly gayelle singer Lori Michaels sang a duet together.
Based on her nauseating speaking voice, you would think that Danielle's singing voice would make Grandma Wrinkles' queefs sound like the second coming of Celine Dion, but honestly she wasn't that bad compared to LuMann and Kim. However, watching that monster of fugness sing is the real horror show. Bitch looks like Greta Gremlin! If you stare at Danielle long enough, your eyeballs will become as deformed her tits.
The best part of this mess is the fake smile plastered on Andy Cohen's face. The Bravo overlords need to upload a different facial expression onto his hard-drive so the poor thing can show us the pain he's feeling inside from sitting that close to Danielle's face.
After her performance, Danielle tried to make it seem like she's scissoring with Lori. Yes, serve me more plates of bullshit on Kim G's wide ass forehead, Danielle. Please, Danielle isn't a lez. She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine.
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Danielle has a good voice, she is just so gross.
My favorite quote she has said "but he didn't call a gay man a faggot doe" Apparantly the word "though" is pronounced "doe".
To our Dlisted Please pay more attention to Andy Cohen "pay attention, Pa-leeze" as Danielle would say.
Andy Cohen gets more and more gay with each What watch Happens Live and makes stupid faces and is really annoying. Like he used to hold back his gayness in the past and now he is coming out of the closet or something. he should have owned it from the start.
And Danielle scared the shit out of him Monday. He made a joke putting grandma wrinkles on her boobs, she was PISSED. did anyone else notice that?
This woman is one of the most disgusting I have seen in a long time, she makes me want to vomit.
She looks like a tranny who hangs at the Lincoln Tunnel giving bjs to commuters.
That episode where she hit the stripper pole in black lace boyshorts was pathetic beyond words.
Not to mention her hired friends from the Elizabeth, NJ nursing home, hitting the stripper pole as well.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I felt sorry for Lori Michaels (who seems very talented) for having to do this fuckery with the douchebag host and his "LEZZZZZZBIAN SUPERSTAR!" stuff.
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I hate this woman! I wish her daughters' father would come take them away because this bitch is going to ruin them.
I hate, hate, hate her!! And I can't say that about any other famewhore housewife.
Sorry MK, she IS "that bad". She was barely audible, tiny little voice and the simple tune could be sung by any one of us. She just played it safe.
But the others were more awful.
All I have to say is that she can at least hold a tune and my ears didn't bleed. She's good but not great! She's so freaking tranny looking it scares me.
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Since New York is near New Jersey, and we're discussing nasty things, a pack of smoke will soon cost $11(!) in NYC thanks to yet another tobacco tax.
http://money.cnn.com/2010/06/22/news/economy/cigarette_tax/index.htm?hpt...
Hopefully, liquor is inexpensive in NYC.
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They are already 11.00 in Brooklyn, just today on the news, they said they are going up to 14.00. In February I was in N. Carolina and they were 3.40 per pack. I was horrified when I got home. Must quit, must quit, must quit.
And the liquor isnt cheap, nothing here is cheap, in fact I think they make it a smidge higher cause it is NYC.
She is no top singer but she is better than the other 2 whores. And her being all romantic and touching her hair like shes now munching the carpet was sickening.
OMG Im glad you caught that Andy too, we die when we watch him watch them sing, you know he just wants to burst out laughing but he cant, and his face is priceless.
Danielle had major work done on that face too, she's totally different, cant wait for next week, when Teresa's fucking chinchilla fights w/Danielle at the party. The 1st thing she wanted when she walked into the store was the chinchilla jacket, I wish I was a PETA person just for a day around these whores, cause I would so douse her in ORANGE paint, not red and a sack of flour.
Fucking bitch, claiming bankruptcy and a 79K taxable income, that housewarming party cost more than 80K....and I didnt see one person walk in w/a gift?
She can actually sing & hold a note. The rest of the housetards are truthfully awful. Autotune the hardest workin ho in the industry can finally take a break.
Lori Michaels is not a superstar in the straight community or the gay community. She's nobody.
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Who watches these useless hags?
Scarface snorting/kidnapping charges/prostitution whoring aside, I like Danielle....that show would be worthless without her!
Unlike Kim Z and The Countess. Danielle can sing.
I was all set to crack on her ass, but her voice wasn't bad at all. Bitch can sing. HOWEVER, DO NOT DO CLOSE UPS, DANIELLE. THIS IS REALLY A FRIENDLY WARNING COMING FROM MY HEART.
I guess even worthless whores can be good at some things.
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Damn these Housewives...You would think age would teach them some modesty or shame...
Wow I am shocked that so many people hate Andy Cohen. I never really paid that much attention to him. I thought he was ok as a host and on the Live show he is usually drunk and funny. I guess I have to look at him closer. I am sorry I missed this episode.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
I was shocked that she was actually pretty good. I mean, not my kind of music, but compared to Kim Z she is a STAHRRRRR!
I still like The Countess song though, it is chessy and catchy!
Okay, does anyone else here hate 13 yr old caller Ben Wiener? I hate that he calls in every show and sucks up to these women. He blew off Danielle last night though, and told everyone he is off to camp! I suspect FAT CAMP!
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 11:31am.
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I was on another page and came back at the exact moment that nightmare-inducing image came up. Holy balls.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Well, it wasn't stellar, but she can sing better than any of the other HW so far, and frankly, while I know she's awful the other Jersey housewhores make her look GOOD in comparesion! I know people love to hate her, but I don't see a big difference between her and that Dina bitch, just a bit of dumb luck.
And I have to say, I have to admire after being attacked by that creepy Manzo family and becoming the villain, the way she just shamelessly runs with it, sex tape and all. And no other hated HW would have the guts to go on TV and take questions like that or Andy would handle them with kid gloves. The woman is fearless. Good for her. Dina can't brag about working for Madonna once and then complain about Danielle's shamelessness.
Without LOOKING at her, Danielle has a pretty good voice. Much better than Kim or the HORRID hillbilly CUNT-Tess LOO-ANN.
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personally, I prefer the Cuntess' hit single to this slurpy shit, but Danielle actually pulled it off without sounding like a braying horse. now if only she could do something about that face and those frightening, malformed fake tits!
oh yeah, and Andy Cohen's gotta the creepiest homo/famewhore ever. to be a Bravo programming exec and then decide to cast yourself as an on-air reunion hostess totally smacks as the desperate act of a neurotic Jew who's mama told sonny-boy to get a real job after failing big-time as a wannabe actor or comic.
I don't care if she can sing or not. I am NOT pressing PLAY.
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Danielle STAB Sings.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 11:23am.
Why did he have to ruin this beautiful moment by pushing his homo-agenda? Just because they sat together and sang doesn't mean that they are homos.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 11:17am.
borgy ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah such a let down, LOL
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SOrry :(
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
I thought she sounded a whole lot better that the "professional", but had to stop watching because of the creepy dude smiling like a lunatic. And having him in the dark like that too? Thanks for the nightmare fodder.
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Snideychick sez:
Well, at least she was in tune and able to sing. That's better than most who try. Caca anyone?
I've yet to be impressed by any housewife of rich dick. What happened to the good old days when rich men had taste in women, or did those days ever exist? I'm confused.
Since New York is near New Jersey, and we're discussing nasty things, a pack of smoke will soon cost $11(!) in NYC thanks to yet another tobacco tax.
http://money.cnn.com/2010/06/22/news/economy/cigarette_tax/index.htm?hpt...
Hopefully, liquor is inexpensive in NYC.
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Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist, June 2, 2010
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Andy Cohen clapping like a retard with a little "I don't want to fuck up my manicure while my nails iz dryin" thrown in was HILARIOUS. WTF
God I can't stand Andy Cohen.
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Wow she can actually sing. Whowoudathunkit? I agree with everyone else, WAAAAYYY better than Lulu's autotune monstrosity.
Danielle sang beautifully, but the homo in the hosting seat almost ruined it.
Why did he have to ruin this beautiful moment by pushing his homo-agenda? Just because they sat together and sang doesn't mean that they are homos.
Fucking gay mafia, everywhere you look man.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
She is insane and nasty BUT she is a lot better singer than Luann and the other housewives
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 11:10am.
WHEN THE FUCK IS HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA COMING BACK? I WATCH THAT SHIT BECAUSE I'M NOT RACIST, UNLIKE YOU.
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You watch that shit because you have tapioca for brain matter ... unlike me. ;)
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borgy ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah such a let down, LOL
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
for once i am glad i have no speakers at work.
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This bitch is a sociopath!!!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Her face gives me a Mickey Rourke vibe.
WHEN THE FUCK IS HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA COMING BACK? I WATCH THAT SHIT BECAUSE I'M NOT RACIST, UNLIKE YOU.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 11:05am.
the only hot housewife:
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I beg to differ:
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SO SAY WE ALL!!!
Why? WHY? WHY?!!! I can't stand this tranny bitch!!
Why? WHY? WHY?!!! I can't stand this tranny bitch!!
OK off topic.. everytime I come to dlisted that damned Latoya/bubbles video starts up. It scares me.
On Topic.. EWWWWWWWWW
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010