Danielle Staub Sings......
Following in the off-key notes of Jo De La Rosa (of The Real Housewives of OC), Kim Zolciak (of RHOA), and Countess LuMann (of RHONYC), Danielle Stubbyvag of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is trying to take the iTunes charts by storm. On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, Danielle and openly gayelle singer Lori Michaels sang a duet together.
Based on her nauseating speaking voice, you would think that Danielle's singing voice would make Grandma Wrinkles' queefs sound like the second coming of Celine Dion, but honestly she wasn't that bad compared to LuMann and Kim. However, watching that monster of fugness sing is the real horror show. Bitch looks like Greta Gremlin! If you stare at Danielle long enough, your eyeballs will become as deformed her tits.
The best part of this mess is the fake smile plastered on Andy Cohen's face. The Bravo overlords need to upload a different facial expression onto his hard-drive so the poor thing can show us the pain he's feeling inside from sitting that close to Danielle's face.
After her performance, Danielle tried to make it seem like she's scissoring with Lori. Yes, serve me more plates of bullshit on Kim G's wide ass forehead, Danielle. Please, Danielle isn't a lez. She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine.