Everybody Hates Tori
When Tori Spelling calls all her old 90210 cast mates, they either hang up on her face or pretend to be the maid and tell her they are dead and not to call again. That's because they are all co-presidents of the I HATE TORI SPELLING club. That's what Tori says anyway. During an interview with Ryan Gaycrest on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning, he asked her about Tiffani Thiessen. Tori said:
"She doesn't talk to me anymore. All my cast members hate me. People say, 'Do you mean during 90210?' I say, 'No, we were great friends during 90210. We were friends after 90210.' They all came to my first wedding. All of a sudden I marry Dean McDermott, and I don't know what happened. I lost all my cast members."
Gaycrest said that as far as he knows, Tiffani does not have a dart board with Tori's face on it down in her basement. Tori's response to that was, "It's my perception, and nonetheless, it's a fun story."
Some may think that Tori's friends deleted her name from their address book after she sexed on a married dude while she was married, but I don't think that's why. Tori is sitting by herself in the cafeteria thanks to a little thing called Brenda Walsh-infused KARMA! When everybody was throwing shit at Brenda Walsh back in the olden days, Tori turned her back on her. Well, Karma is a bitch whose full name is Shannen Maria Doherty. This is also why Kelly Taylor has a permanent abscess on her taint (just go with me on that one).
Or maybe Tori's old cast mates don't talk to her, because they are afraid she's going to seduce their children with a delicious feast so that she can devour them whole. That's probably it.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 12:52pm.
Smelling and Dean insist on describing their affair as a great love match.It had nothing to do with romance or even lust,which is why it's such bad form to run on about it.
As for the cast of 90210,Smelling might have said or written something indiscreet. She writes what will sell and leaves accuracy to the investigative journalists. Shannen Doherty only made one comment about one of her books: "I would remember my fist hitting Jennie's face if what Tori wrote actually happened." Sit your ass down and shut the fuck up bitch!
Dangerous Doherty had a bad reputation.Tori should be grateful that the anger management classes worked and that her husband is boring.Rumor has it DD can make men forget they're married-wonk eye,snaggle teeth,attitude and all- when she wants to hunt with another woman's hound.
Having said that,I think Smelling is too pathetic to hate.
I can't believe MK didn't say anything about her eyebrows (or whatever those are) in that picture.
I don't like homewreckers and that's what she is. All that soulmate poo they dribble on about makes me want to kick puppies. You're a couple of fucking adulterers and karma is gonna kick you in your assholes HARD someday.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 8:14pm.
According to her shitty new book she doesn't know why they don't wanna have anything to do with her, because she was "the sweet one."
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Okay, so I am one of the crazy people who actually likes Tori. I'll admit it. However, I was so frustrated reading her second book ("Mommywood"; again, I'll admit it - yes, I read it). She has a story in that book about running into Luke Perry at a mutual friend's child's birthday party. Apparently he was very rude to her & gave her the major cold shoulder. She wrote this story in her damn book, yet she never asked Luke what the deal was!! She tried to talk to him, and he gave her a dirty look and walked away. Several times, supposedly. But she didn't fucking speak up & even say something as simple as, "Luke, what's the deal? Did I do something?" Instead she stuffs her feelings & put it in her book! The chapter didn't even end with any conclusion because it was just a "Poor me" story - only it just made her look like a stupid pussy for not speaking up. Either don't speak up & keep it to yourself, or get a resolution to the issue so your damn story has an interesting explanation behind his behavior!
You know, she was never a beauty, but back in the day, she looked at least human. I think the problem is her face + aging + the eating disorder. I think if she gained 30 pounds her face would look less frightening.
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She is seriously the uglies thing alive. Bug eyes, wonky, concaved tits, not to mention the rest of her face.
The only reason she even GOT any roles is because of her Daddy Warbucks.
"[W]e were great friends during 90210. We were friends after 90210." (Daddy was their boss.)
"They all came to my first wedding." (Daddy was their boss.)
All of a sudden I marry Dean McDermott, and I don't know what happened." (Daddy is dead.)
"I lost all my cast members." (Daddy is dead and I did not inherit anything.)
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Even Jennie Garth?! Jennie has been on Tori's reality show quite a few times, and they seemed like great friends. Hmmm.
Maybe they stopped talking to her because...she's an asshole? Just a thought.
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Submitted by patty cake on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 5:48am.
they had to be nice to her...her dad owned the show... and she stole that husband from another woman while she was pregnant..
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Nope. Dean's wife was not pregnant when Tori "stole" him from her. Dean and his wife WERE in the process of adopting a baby girl, and it ended up just the wife adopting the baby girl.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I'm pretty sure I saw Jennie Garth on one of the episodes of Tori's show, attending a small party or event for Tori. And they were acting very friendly. I guess Tori is telling lies to conjure up sympathy?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
With a picture like that I'm not surprised.
Hey Tori, maybe your fellow cast members don't condone stealing an already married man as acceptable. Stupid fucking Jabba!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 9:58am.
Awww! Poor whittle spoiled bitch Tori doesn't hear from her 90210 friends anymore!
Hmmm...maybe because the only reason she had any career was because of her DADDY.
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NO she went in and auditioned under a different name! She got the job all on her own! Im sure no one recognized her even though she is the spitting image of her dad, and Im sure he had her picture plastered over every inch of his office!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Awww! Poor whittle spoiled bitch Tori doesn't hear from her 90210 friends anymore!
Hmmm...maybe because the only reason she had any career was because of her DADDY. And then her 90210 co-stars who actually had to WORK to get that gig dragged their asses to her FIRST million dollar fairy-tale Princess Spoiled Cunt wedding. AND they had to buy her wedding gifts.
I'd be pissed, too. Like this cunt needs a blender. She has hired help and every take-out menu in Beverly Hills.
Then she got bored with being married, and bought a weaselly scumbag who's only with her because of her money. Karma is visiting her face with a vengeance.
She's going to wind up like Norma Desmond, but she ain't never gonna be ready for her close-up. The general public would vomit.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 7:09am.
DerogaTORI
The TORI Party
UnsatisfacTORI
DefamaTORI
This is fun!
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PurgaTORI
HortaTORI
ExploraTORI
LaboraTORI
I like her and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. She's not as bad as you think.
Truer words were never spoken. I hate that horse face hag and I hate Oxygen for giving that horsey her own show.
why would she think anybody would like her. She never had to really earn anything, her shows were handed to her by her powerful daddy...and her looks are so unfortunate, and she stole her husband from his wife. She is basically a husband stealing ugly skank who lies about everything including her anorexia...so why would she be surprised that noone likes her....personally I think she truly sucks as a human being...
I admit I like watching "Tori and Dean". Little Liam was too cute this season with his little lilting voice. I love how much Tori loves Patsy. I would love to be making rooms over with Tori using all her money! Dean is a bit of a horn-dog but I truly feel he loves her and yes, she is scared of being abandoned. She'll learn one day that she's a truly strong woman. I can't hate on them and wish them only the best.
Oh damn. This bitch's smarmy mug is still too much. Giving me day terrors now. Returning to reviewing work papers will save my eyes me thinks.
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What a not very pretty girl she is.
They don't have to be nice to her anymore cuz Daddy Spelling is gone.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 1:27am.
I will throw one in based on my id:
"NO TORI US"
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:36pm.
That was another thing that rubbed me the wrong way in Shitfest #3. At one point she's talking about how she wants to simplify her life and maybe get a smaller house, but then she decides that she won't for the sake of her kids AND HER SHOES. Because she claims that "all those beautiful shoes need a home." I couldn't believe it.
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they had to be nice to her...her dad owned the show... and she stole that husband from another woman while she was pregnant.. thats pretty hateful behaviour... and she is hard to look at.. Gee i wonder why she has no friends?
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Submitted by all who responded to my posting on Tori:
I was trying to figure out about the reason behind hating on Tori and certainly not generalizing. But I love you all--even my haterz. Can we all get a group hug and make out--I mean make up.
Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 12:38am.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 12:25am.
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:47pm.
Awesome story! Or should I say "sTORI."
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Very funny. *tipping my hat to you*
That is endlessly lame, the way she puns on her name in her book titles. What's next? My money's on "Taking InvenTORI" ...
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Oooh, good one!
What about "PredaTORI." For when she and/or her husband find their next married peron to bang.
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I will throw one in based on my id:
"NO TORI US"
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
When daddy was the big boss of the set, of course everyone was nice to her.
She's been used her whole miserable life.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 12:25am.
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:47pm.
Awesome story! Or should I say "sTORI."
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Very funny. *tipping my hat to you*
That is endlessly lame, the way she puns on her name in her book titles. What's next? My money's on "Taking InvenTORI" ...
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Oooh, good one!
What about "PredaTORI." For when she and/or her husband find their next married peron to bang.
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:47pm.
Awesome story! Or should I say "sTORI."
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Very funny. *tipping my hat to you*
That is endlessly lame, the way she puns on her name in her book titles. What's next? My money's on "Taking InvenTORI" ...
She was NOT at Steve's wedding!
I just realized.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
PS to Island Girl...what I said about how no plastic surgery can make an ugly girl pretty....EXHIBIT A: Tori, EXHIBIT B: Alexa Ray Joel (who is plain, not ugly, imo).
She and I had the exact same nose, and I have never fixed mine, even though friends and family have advised it.
I said, "I don't have a good nose, but it's not horrible and if I get a new one it won't fit my face."
(It's long, like Joel's was.)
Now her nose looks like a blackeyed pea that doesn't know where to go.
I am vindicated.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:54pm.
Centy, she had shoes IN HER BOX? Must have been painful. :)
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I actually like Tori. Every interview I've seen her in and their show, which I do watch from time to time, she seems very sweet, caring and grounded. Far from a bitch. I was very shocked.
OK, not an intellectual, and that's fine...but just thinking of myself, a huge reader, I'd be vetting those books for my Lucite case for months before the vow renewal! I'd probably hire someone from the Smithsonian...in a way, maybe I admire her for just being like, my interests are shoes. That is all.
She seems like a good mother and seems to really love Dean, but cheating begets cheating, and she knows within her heart that he's not with her for her. No one is, because she's ugly.
No plastic surgery in the world can make an ugly girl pretty, unfortunately. That's why she's always going through these anorexic stages, she's thinking I have no control over my face, I will control my body.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Centy, she had shoes IN HER BOX? Must have been painful. :)
I don't hate her, I just think she's extremely insecure, needy, clingy and neurotic. Like the old cliche goes, "If he's going to cheat WITH you, he's going to cheat ON you."
It's only a matter of when, not if, and she knows it.
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 8:14pm.
According to her shitty new book she doesn't know why they don't wanna have anything to do with her, because she was "the sweet one."
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Guaranteed: Anyone calling herself "the sweet one" = asshole bitch from hell for real. Her self-awareness is nil.
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:43pm.
I really dislike hearing about her and Dean. All marriages that began as products of cheating during previous marriages are ick.
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You said it, sister! I've been wracking my brain for the last hour but I can't remember the name of the movie....Tori said in the same interview in which she had the Luckit boxes photographed (In Touch, I think) that she and Dean's theme for their relationship was from this movie in which both people were cheating and ended up together.
She said something like, "True love and happiness can come in many packages; we are so glad we found each other."
I nearly had to grab the wastebasket, I was so sickened.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:34pm.
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Awesome story! Or should I say "sTORI."
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
@One-trickPony... I seriously need to see a clip of that
Tori's a c*nt... why do people she worked with 10 years ago need to be her friend??? Everyone has to move on eventually...
I really dislike hearing about her and Dean. All marriages that began as products of cheating during previous marriages are ick.
What is the purpose of this book?
I mean, this is a woman who spared no expense "renewing her vows" with Peen because she freely admits in public that she is terrified he'll cheat on her.
She wanted it to be perfect.
So, she decided to make big lucite cases showcasing the interests of herself and Peen.
Peen, as I recall, had tools/trains something of that nature in his box. No problem here.
Tori, on the other hand, had SHOES. That's it. SHOES. In her box.
She's written a book?
Christ Almighty.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Forgive me if you've already read this little story of mine - I posted it here once before quite a while back - but I still enjoy telling it.
Probably about 4 years ago now, I was watching some lame show on E! or somewhere about celebrity fitness. The show profiled Tori, who at the time was into boxing. And she was shown working out on a punching bag, and she told the camera that whenever she needs motivation to work out extra hard, she thinks about all the gossip sites she hates. She demonstrated: "Take this, Perez Hilton!" *punch* "And that, TMZ!" *punch* "And you, too, Dlisted!" *punch*
And right away, I thought, "Hmmm. What's Dlisted?" Checked it out. Fell in love and haven't looked back. So, thanks, Tori, for introducing me to the best site - and the funniest posters - on the whole Interwebs!
goddamn, she's a tranny t-rex...
I have this theory as to why Candy Spelling and Tori's brother hadn't spoken to her in years....
Maybe they hated Aaron Spelling!
They just needed a little break before having to look at him again.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Awwwww... Everybody Hates Tori
That title made me smile.. I knew immediately who MK was talking about... I was a little shocked to read that she's been married twice??? WTF, I always got the impression that she should have been locked up in an institution somewhere... Anyways, I hope she dies soon, hungry and alone...
That face is nightmare material.
Her mouth reminds me of The Cars first album cover.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."