Monday, June 21st 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Lady GaGa's Rolling Stone Cover
And here's a nekkid ass nekkid Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone looking like the Dutch Boy in drag as a porn version of Tank Girl.
Vanilla Gorilla's dick is probably giving the Hitler salute to this wreck, because this is a Swastika away from completely looking like one of Boobshit McGee's old poses.
And whoever ran this mess through the Photoshop machine needs to come up to the podium to accept their award for pasting Cartman's bare nalgas on Lady CaCa.
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Enough already. Getting really tired of this bitch.
Rolling Stone must really be hurting. This is the equivalent of having had Davy Jones or The Carpenters on the cover back in the days of Jefferson Airplane and John Lennon. I wonder if their subscription base even reaches 100,000 these days.
I'm surprised they didn't top her off with blue contacts to complete their Nazi propaganda. I like how she always talks about being against violence, yet has violence against women and gay men in her videos that is often sexualized to the point of resembling rape ("Alejandro" video). what's funny is these Illuminati fucks are told by the demons they let haunt their bodies, minds and souls (GaGa and countless others admit to nightmares about death) that their spirits will outlive the fires of Hell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VLxwS5fDgs (lol @ 1:44)
she does have a good ass, i'll give her that.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
"Drilling in the Arctic"...is that an article about Nicole Kidman?
Boobs, guns and beer very popular but also way overdone.
Hohan likes boobs and guns "380s...matrix style".
@ z-listed - I am with you on this one. The fetish of dehumanization or something; it feels like brainwashing or worse.
I know this is a very old-fashioned and un-hip thing to say, but I am tired of all these celebrities (i refuse to call her a singer) flaunting their bodies all over the place.
You can say not to look, but you know that cover will be shoved in everyone's face at magazine stands everywhere. I don't like it!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 12:17pm.
|I think Johnathan C. Frank is a lie-teller cuz, for as long as I can remember Gaga has been, pretty much, naked. Why would she say that in an interview?
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What the fuck! Don't call me a liar, what would be the point of me making that up? She was on MTV doing a Lady Gaga weekend, and said in the interview that she doesn't use sex or nudity to sell things, like Britney does.
So I see this hack is now going for "Nazi chic". *vomit*
Damn, I try to be accepting of the way all people look, but she is just downright fug!
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the more hype there is about Lady Gaga and True Blood the less I'm interested in watching or hearing either of them.
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 4:58pm.
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You're welcome. :) I try to keep an open mind, but I also believe only half of what I read and none of what I hear, or somethin' like that. lol
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They should have photoshopped Eric Cartman's nalgas over her face. Even with photoshop shaving off half her beak Cartman's nekid ass is much better to look at than that ugly ass shemale's face any day. Shouldn't it's 15 minutes be about up yet????
Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 5:13pm.
Oh, look. Another original and edgy idea that hasn't been done before:
Skanksta again!
And supposedly Hohan just finished another photo shoot with guns, "two 380s matrix style" as she calls it.
Why is she relevant again?!
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Oh, look. Another original and edgy idea that hasn't been done before:
http://www.moviebadgirls.com/liddy2_page1.html
Does she have a muse or a fence?
Oh, and wasn't she just on Larry King expressing her dislike of weaponry and violence?
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 3:14pm.
Its a soapbox topic for me once I get started, but I consider what used to be a female singer is now a sex worker that lip syncs and dances.
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Totally. I hate also that it's branded as "freedom to be who i want", it's pure bullshit.
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 1:23pm.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO ABOUT, WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I could watch 100x and cant catch a clue.
Again but who is Alejandro and why doesnt she want him to call her babe, and let her just smoke her cig and hush? Anybody? Anybody know? Please enlighten me.
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There is an interesting interpretation on www.vigilantcitizen.com
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Thank you very much Gobbler, that is what I heard that she's trying to fight the church against homosexuality, So Alejandro is supposed to be God, I can understand all they are writing, but still is a bit lacklusterish to me. Anyway I like looking at it, even though the song is stupid IMO.
I like looking at the men and clothes. She did remind me too much of Madonna, and it was like a reconstituted version of her. Blehhh....but I do appreciate you linking that article, it was interesting.
I like lady ga ga's music but when it comes to shocking the shit out of the public madonna has done it and the effect is still with us and i feel will be with us for all long long loong time. that said, lady ga ga is bland. just bland.
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Still... machine gun boobs. Neat!
i'm still waiting to see this "brilliant original groundbreaking artist" that lady gaga is meant to be.
she has become the definition of banal.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 1:01pm.
Lady Gaga has proved very useful indeed in helping the media sell this war to young folks.
shameful to even look at old 70s covers of RS magazine with the artists that made the cover back then and also as a barometer of how far our nation has slid...
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Agree! Rolling Stones back in the day was amazing it has gone down hill since the late 80's, but yeah the guns, violence trying to convey art is what they will spit back at you but the truth behind it all is it is selling it right back to us.
It's nice that she is bringing back the madonna we have all come to love in the 90s
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Lady Caca is the fucking flavor of the month. She has really a well assembled PR team behind her and the record company is putting millions of dollars in promoting her to no end. If her next album flopped then it's all over for the big record companies business model.
She may think of herself as the next Madonna but I really wish she ends up becoming the next Diane Warren, writing shit for other manufactured pop stars showing her ugly mug every once in a while to pick up a songwriting award. And this is me being nice and wishing her well.
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Looks like she stole one of Cheryl Burke's wigs.
PS. And the porn-body isn't a real body anymore, hence the sexual part of the brain fails to relate to the alien creature before it.
Well... whoever photoshopped the butt did a great job :P
Dutch boy!
Its a soapbox topic for me once I get started, but I consider what used to be a female singer is now a sex worker that lip syncs and dances. Since porn-body takes priority over singing ability, the singing is crap, the product fails to connect emotionally, and sales decline.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 12:58pm.
I think she should play to her strength in wearing eye-catching clothes
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There it is right there. Her strength ain't singing (she can't), playing an instrument (she can't) or composing music. I have no idea why she's in the music industry because she's not even remotely musical; she should just be honest & claim to be an avant-garde "performance artist"...
Not sure how Dennis Hopper will feel by having his last memory next to Lady Gaga's penis.
Poor guy could never get that last break.
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That's it.... maybe I can quit this shit before it hits my mailbox....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
What a fucking asshole!! All her fans are swearing up and down that there is no photo shop fuckery going on here and that is in fact her real ass! I call bullshit times infinity!!!!!!!
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People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
i believe her butt would be more like the american apparel ad -->
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 1:23pm.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO ABOUT, WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I could watch 100x and cant catch a clue.
Again but who is Alejandro and why doesnt she want him to call her babe, and let her just smoke her cig and hush? Anybody? Anybody know? Please enlighten me.
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There is an interesting interpretation on www.vigilantcitizen.com
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by get serious on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 1:08pm.
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She actually can sing and can play the piano very well.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Does anyone at RS realize they put a picture of Bruno on the cover? If I were Sacha Baron Cohen I'd be offended, Bruno is so much prettier than Gaga and his tuck is tight.
@Breakdown, glad Im not alone in not knowing wtf she is talking about, but it was very good eye candy and she looks really good dressed.
If Lady Gaga had any damn sense she would have saved the hot visuals in her 'Alejandro' video for a song that was worthy of it.
Seriously, that song is so fuckin' trite I cannot even make it through the video to know what the fuck she is talking about.
Nor do I care to.
EPIC FAIL!
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That "IS" really bad photoshopping. I watched the full length version of the video, while its pretty to look at, the clothes, all Armani, Dolce & Gabbana vest and some other designers pants, she looked great in the suit...and the latex stuff by Japanese people, alot of Alexander McQueen stuff, I like the men in fishnets and heels, very pleasing to the eye, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO ABOUT, WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I could watch 100x and cant catch a clue.
I think the gun bra was pretty creative, and she looks like she has a FAT twat in those Calvin Klein panties and Bra set, stocking by the one and only Agent Provocateur of course...thats why they look perfect. Lots of handsome men too. Again but who is Alejandro and why doesnt she want him to call her babe, and let her just smoke her cig and hush? Anybody? Anybody know? Please enlighten me.
And what's left to tell?
You're an attention hwore.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Ugh....
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
So sick of hearing about her/it. GO AWAY CACA.
I could draw a better ass using Paint in Windows.
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If Gaga wants to fill those things with some tub caulk, I've got a bathroom that needs sprucing and a lazy husband...
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TY, zomay! I totally forgot! Which would have gotten me out of acknowledging it but now that I remember.... Man, I am SO lazy. My Gods be very displeased:(
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 12:58pm.
I think she should play to her strength in wearing eye-catching clothes
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There it is right there. Her strength ain't singing (she can't), playing an instrument (she can't) or composing music. I have no idea why she's in the music industry because she's not even remotely musical; she should just be honest & claim to be an avant-garde "performance artist"...
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