Bitch Got Banned: The CaCa Edition
If one of us showed up to Yankees Stadium in nothing but black panties and a lace bra, we'd be given a key to the nearest Super 8 and told to wait for A-Roid there, but they would never EVER let our asses in. But Lady CaCa showed up on Friday night with her tuck on display and they gladly opened the front door for her ass. However, CaCa then took her acts of skankery way too far and apparently the Yankee clubhouse has stamped her dick tucking zone with the word "BANNED." Yeah, I took wish that by "Yankee clubhouse" I really meant PLANET EARTH.
The New York Post says that right after the game, Lady CaCa crashed into the players' clubhouse without an invitation or permission. A source says that when she wasn't downing whiskey, she was groping her own chichis over her jersey and slurring her words. When The Post asked the Yankees general manager about it, he said, "What? I didn't know that." The source went on to say that the executives have seen been told that Lady CaCa is no longer allowed in the clubhouse.
You know this bitch is going to say it's part of her performance art. Bitch is going to fart about how it's her artistic commentary on the current BP oil crisis or some shit. While I'm all for twerking your nips in public, CaCa has not yet earned the right to bring the crazy. Flaunting your pink wig is a privilege, not a right! This bitch needs to go sit in a private corner and fuck herself in her tuck. We'll call your number when we think you're ready to start beating cars with umbrellas.
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if she thinks she's "cool" for being a trashy ho, then she's got it twisted, the only one who can pull that off is kate hudson bitch
Yes! She is old-school Madonna with bad teeth. Nothing original about her.
LOL...i love how the guy behind her is looking right into the camera.
She did not get banned but it's ok because Tom Cruise is going to be outed for being gay and so is Robert Downey Junior.
In your late morning daydreams anyway.
Sorry, but Madonna was and always will be the original when it comes to this type of attention grabbing fuckery.
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I was a "star" (and I use that term loosely) in some crappy student film where I ultimatly got "strangled" (and fuck off poople)...I don't know where I'm going with this parallel but Lady gaga reminds me of my shitty embaressing high school self ...except I actually had to go to a Catholic school and (hers cost what 40,000 a year?) ...at this point why bother...gurantee my parents would NEVER pay that shit for tuition....
I honestly can't stand her songs... her music is shitty and she's shitty looking... and i don't like shitty... if she thinks she's an artist then i'm the female version of einstein... today's music is so shitty, i want to cry cause is so sad... the music bussiness is dead...
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She's unattractive so shes gotta get attention somehow. yay gaga!
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I think this is all attention whore publicity spin. I read on TMZ that the manager or owner of the team shot this shit down and said celebs don't get banned from the clubhouse, but NOBODY is permitted in there after a loss.
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Pilot, you are really reaching, aren't you? It is a known fact that people on dlisted hate everybody. Please, tell me what attention whore gets love on this site? And, she doesn't need to tone it down 'a little bit.' She needs to tone is down a lot. And, her rabid ass fans need to stop thinking everybody is copying her. I swear, if I hear that one more time, I am going on a shooting spree. This bitch copies EVERYBODY.
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They should have banned her from the whole stadium!
Actually, I wish MK had the power to ban her from the whole world except for a tiny island in the far off Indian Ocean.
I would love to hit her for a good 15 min with a meat-pounder. She reeks of BritBrits dirty Fishnets and desperation.
I love GaGa but this is just weird.
I preferred if she wore that outfit from the alejandro video...the robotic leather suit hehe
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Jeez caca COME ON! Turn it down ten notches will ya??!
few understand the meaning of subtlety. damn.
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Put your clothes back on already. Friggin attention whore.
Maybe the Yankees only want good looking trannies in da' club. I will never understand how someone this unattractive (an unattractive that surgery cannot fix, hence the developmentally delayed eyes and huge nose that someone already took a meat cleaver to with few results) thinks they need to be in the public eye...bitch, go write songs in a studio apartment in a hipster neighborhood in New York (you pick one, whore) and send them to bitches who look female and can sing.
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Submitted by Miami on Sun, 06/20/2010 - 1:29pm.
I wonder what deal Caca and Pig-ez Hilton made. He kisses her ass like no tomorrow.
It is difficult to choose who is more loathsome, Lady Caca or Pig-EZ.
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Agree about CaCa and Porkez! I haven't been to PervezHilton blog for ages, does Mario Lavandiarrhea still call GaGa his "wifey"?
To come to a baseball game wearing bra and panties over fishnet pantyhose? Too bad a fly ball didn't hit her in the head.
Who else is doing this sort of shit? And who on Dlisted loves it? You're totally pulling that out of your ass.
I can't stand her because her music is generic pop shit and yet she dresses it up like it's high art. I personally am grateful for her lame antics because people are finally waking up to the fact that she sucks.
I love how you guys criticize her for the same things all the other attention loving whores you adore do. Would you like her more if she was a sloppy drunk or hit people in public? Probably. I honestly think she needs to tone it down but all your hate is really scary and over done.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 06/20/2010 - 1:01pm.
Wow, she's prancing around in a guy's shirt for attention.
Is acting out 90's cologne ads her new grasp for relevance?
I wish that Stephanie would realise that this look is only appealing when it's a HOT girl that's prancing around in the over-sized shirt.
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How DARE you call her Stephanie! I've read in interviews that she even makes her FAMILY call her Gaga. What a pretentious, egomaniacal attention whoring little bitch she is.
I'm still mad about that shit she pulled at her sister's graduation.
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@ Who Datt "Of course, if she *really* wanted to be "different", she could retire to Europe like Nina Simone and sing jazz in small clubs. But that would mean not getting any attention, which seams to be her raison d'etre."
motherfucking THIS y'all. pop artists like gaga, perry, and the rest are all for being different if they can be "sexy different" (ie: flashing your tits through a dustbin liner as opposed to a boob tube because thats *so* alternative) because, like you said it gets them attention. they have no real desire to produce somthing intelligent, worthy or indeed different unless it will assuredly get them more attention, money or fans. people can see through her facade.
but also @qjersey "Aww Lady Gaga scared those big strong ball players. Funny, after the game they don't mind that behavior in the Champagne room of a strip club." bloody good point!
@ green is good....nothing just wanted to say Lucius is such a hot slut in your avatar, love it. ironic, as this is the face i pull everytime i hear about lady gaga: http://www.milamagno.com/saa/photos/reunionlv/0405big/lucius_malfoy.jpg
boooo! she's not doing her image much good at all... i guess she can't dress normally since setting herself that ridiculous standard.
she sucks
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Another reason to hate on the Yankees...this fool is a fan. LOL
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/20/2010 - 1:14pm.
I was feeling her for a hot minute, I must admit.
But now?
Hometrick has gone too far.
EPIC FAIL!
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Yep. Now this shit is old. And puts some damn pants or something on. We get it. Edgy. Not.
I would have no problems with this if she wasn't so freaking fugly.
Her no pants look is so tired, she just looks pathetically desperate.
What a fucking moron! Cant wait to see how she spins this one! Her parents must be sooo proud!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Okay, her "no pants" routine is getting old. Jesus, there are kids around!
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What a stupid bore. Good move by the baseball guys.
why shouldn't she/he be allowed to do whatever she/he wants?... she/he did write(had some other hack write) the timeless lyrics of...
"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma
GaGa, ooh la la"
pure, unadulterated genius, i tell ya!
i can't wait for this fad to be over
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Desperation on this level really is disturbing to witness. Wearing a Yankee shirt over one's draws in public is "edgy" and "avant garde" now? I guess the well of creativity is running dry now (meaning not many more groundbreaking divas left to rip off).
Of course, if she *really* wanted to be "different", she could retire to Europe like Nina Simone and sing jazz in small clubs. But that would mean not getting any attention, which seams to be her raison d'etre.
Yes, ban that trash!
Probably not true but it should be. Ugly Christina Aguilera/Madonna wannabe.
Evil, Poopele just comes here to stir shit and when it gets ignored it starts attacking people. Tired. Old. Boring.
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Aw STFU Poople! Rude moron!
I see Poopele forgot to take its meds again. That one should hang with CPG so they can be negative and toxic together rather than separately.
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Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 06/20/2010 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten And if I remember correctly, YOU are a total racist.
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You're right about the self loathing but I'm not fucking stupid ASSHOLE.
You just know that Gaga is seething inside because she seems incapable of doing anything original. Hell, even Liz Renay "streaked" Times Square back in the 70s, beating Gaga to going naked in a public place to get her pic taken. Her current popularity rests with a young crowd who can't (or won't) take a few minutes to look back and see what/who she's imitating. At this point Gaga is more irritating than innovative, but she'll hang on to that to keep her career alive.
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Submitted by kokoskitten And if I remember correctly, YOU are a total racist.
You are a zombified self-loathing coward wallowing in the stupefying dimness of being you.
She thinks too highly of herself - overinflated sense of worth. She shows no modesty at all. I guess this is why I can't stand her.
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This stupid bitch is such an obvious asshole. She has very little real talent so she does crap like this to keep the cameras on herself. She is not edgy or cool or avant garde. She is just someone with really good managers and publicists. Her 15 are almost over, thank God.
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Aww Lady Gaga scared those big strong ball players. Funny, after the game they don't mind that behavior in the Champagne room of a strip club.
The laser beam eyeball guy is far more interesting.
It is just plain stupid to wear fishnets and exposed undies to a ball game. Not avant garde.
Submitted by dream hypnotique 6/20/2010 1:16p.m.
I'm putting odds on overdose, but I'm not ruling out fringe reality show where she ridicules herself.
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You have just described the career of Janice Dickinson.
This caca bitch has now ruined the 1930s round eyed sunglasses look I was sporting. I'll have to retire this look until she's done mauling it.
I really dislike this Madonna wannabe. Hopefully she drops off the charts soon and disappears into the discount bin.
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If I ever see that bitch I'll kick her fucking ass for good.
Why does she think she's always in one of her fucking videos.? Bitch can't tell reality from fantasy anymore, she's so far up her own ass.