Friday, June 18th 2010
Quote Of The Day: Miley Explains Her Ear Tattoo
Miley Cyrus recently got a prison tattoo on her ear that reads "LOVE" and today she told E! News the meaning behind it. Miley's explanation made my ears vomit massive amounts of cheese. Yes, I've already made an appointment at the free clinic to get that checked out. Miley said:
"There's so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,' and I just ignore it because it's irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that's all we need to focus on."
You know, Miley's tattoo is cheesier than a Hallmark card, an Air Supply song and a very special episode of Full House all mixed together in a fondue pot, but she's got the idea. This weekend, I'm going to follow her lead and get ABMCV (Anything But Miley Cyrus' Voice) tattooed on my ear and the word BOOZE tattooed on my tongue.


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She's an idiot and she's not cute from ANY angle.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 10:20am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 10:14am.
I hate tattoos in general but a more appropriate one for this mouth-breathing hillbilly would have been a label, like "hearing orifice."
The word orifice is fancy and big for a hillbilly. Her tattoo should have been "hearing hole".
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Or, if you wanna get picky, just "EAR".
I betcha her brother's got his whole body labeled like that.
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Submitted by .Child. on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 2:40pm.
miley, u're tat is flat out LAME. her profile is very pretty and in proportion, better than full on face veiw b/c u don't have to see her hillbilly mouf
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You're right. Her profile, even with the tattoo LOVE scribbled on her ear, is actually pretty compared to a full on front shot where you see her gaping mouth and overly gummy teeth.
This is what happens when you try to think and you didn't get the optional Brain add-on. You come up with shit that sounds brilliant to you, but to people who have the brain add-on you reveal you're a moron.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 2:29pm.
Or, if you wanna get picky, just "EAR".
I betcha her brother's got his whole body labeled like that.
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No, he has the feather and the cross under his eye. As someone on here stated before, he got it for killing a nun and a bird....
do we really have to go through the whole britney growing pains thing all over again?
miley, u're tat is flat out LAME. her profile is very pretty and in proportion, better than full on face veiw b/c u don't have to see her hillbilly mouf.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 10:20am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 10:14am.
I hate tattoos in general but a more appropriate one for this mouth-breathing hillbilly would have been a label, like "hearing orifice."
The word orifice is fancy and big for a hillbilly. Her tattoo should have been "hearing hole".
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Or, if you wanna get picky, just "EAR".
I betcha her brother's got his whole body labeled like that.
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Why don't you just tattoo the word tattoo.
did she get "love" there because she loves aural sex?
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It's a good damn thing she has money...........cause guess what Miley, LOVE does not pay the mortgage!
Orange hillbilly.
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What the fuck is up with the michelin neck?
Did it just freeze in place after 69ing with daddy cyrus?
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That's a really badly done tatt! Looks like it was drawn on with a texta or some shit
I predict Miley will be the biggest flame out Basket Case
in Basket Case History
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 10:14am.
I hate tattoos in general but a more appropriate one for this mouth-breathing hillbilly would have been a label, like "hearing orifice."
The word orifice is fancy and big for a hillbilly. Her tattoo should have been "hearing hole".
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"This is America Liz, none of us belong here."
I hate tattoos in general but a more appropriate one for this mouth-breathing hillbilly would have been a label, like "hearing orifice."
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It may be cheesy but it's a lot better than getting a butterfly, stars, etc. on you because it's "pretty". I'm generally not a fan of tattoos though, maybe because few of us actually know what we will like for the rest of our lives so why get something tattooed now that you're obsessed with only to regret it later. There are so many chicks running around with tramp stamps because it was the trend in the 90s. They'll look pretty silly when they're 60. Same with earplugs. My teen cousins have them and I doubt they're going to be rockstars so when they grow up they're either going to have to be middle-aged people with ear plugs (looks pretty silly) at work or with huge holes and droopy ears.
"There's so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,' and I just ignore it because it's irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that's all we need to focus on."
That is the stupidest shit ever.
Are flat faces and ribbed necks symptoms of inbreeding?
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HEY I just saw Silence of the Lambs again... You know who else has the handwritten tattoo "LOVE" in all caps? Thats right - Buffalo Bill. Lolz!
He has it tattooed on his hand, between the thumb and the forefinger. Using Miley's explanation about the importance of having positivity in life, I guess that means he really just wanted to make sure that everytime he held his dick, he only felt the purity of love. How beautiful.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 7:00am.
That explanation is bullshit. If you feel the world is a better place, GET OFF YOUR ASS and do something to change it.
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It's the inky equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and singing ♪lalala lala lalalala! I can't HEAR YOU!!!♫
Very mature.
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Submitted by Kelly Ann on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 12:57am.
Well, doesn't she just look like little white trash Destiney from down at Walmart....
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That explanation is bullshit. If you feel the world is a better place, GET OFF YOUR ASS and do something to change it. Tattooing yourself is not going to do shit. Second thought, you better retire as well, Miley, because every time you open your mouth to sing I feel like stabbing people, so you shutting up for good would definitely improve the state of things.
Oh, I'm sorry, am I being too negative? My bad. Send me the check for your next tattoo.
I just saw SATC 2 and I finally heard this swamp spawn speak, and she sounds like a FAS candidate to me.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 12:51am.
Let me tattoo a word in my ear. It will look really cool when I'm 35.
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It'll go great with the seven million rings around my neck I'll have by then.
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Well, doesn't she just look like little white trash Destiney from down at Walmart....
Oh, I forgot, that's what she is.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 06/19/2010 - 12:51am.
Let me tattoo a word in my ear. It will look really cool when I'm 35.
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Let me tattoo a word in my ear. It will look really cool when I'm 35.
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:21pm.
God,not this possum eating hillbilly prostitot chipmunk from hell...
Pure poetry. I thank you.
Miley's 17 and hasn't popped out a baby from her cousin yet, come on now, let's give her some props for that! But she's making up for it by tatting some dumb shit tattoo on her fucking ear, fake kissing girls for "controversy" while Pigez profits off her unladylike ass, and living in sin with a hot but obviously idiot bf while her family pockets the profit from her "talent."
So tired of her crappy voice, crappy songs, and backward family. Go back to the hills where you belong!!!!
Submitted by KidL on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:59pm.
WTF is she getting these things? I thought you had to be at least 18.
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Not in her family. I believe the saying is "if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed". Her first cousin bought them to see if she'd bleed.
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WTF is she getting these things? I thought you had to be at least 18.
This trashy little bitch is only 17 and she already has two tattoos. She's going down the same road as Britney and Lindsay, maybe even worse.
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is it just me, or is she looking more and more like a Jordan protege?
Submitted by fauve on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:33pm.
It's just not usually her ear that's getting poked.
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More like her belly button. :)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:29pm.
Hahaha, but not before Uncle Cletus poured some moonshine down her gullet. "Shut yer yap, gurl. It ain't gonna hurt!"
That had to have taken a lot of duct tape!
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Uncle Cletus! Ha! Wouldn't have been the first time some pervy uncle of hers said, "Shut yer yap, gurl. It ain't gonna hurt!" It's just not usually her ear that's getting poked.
Submitted by fauve on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:24pm.
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Hahaha, but not before Uncle Cletus poured some moonshine down her gullet. "Shut yer yap, gurl. It ain't gonna hurt!"
That had to have taken a lot of duct tape!
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It must have taken the whole inbred lot of them to inflict that stupid tattoo: one to steal a dictionary, the "edumacated" one to figure out how to look up the correct spelling of "love," the one who hadn't been drinking all night to hold the Sharpie steady (no mean feat), and Billy Ray himself to duct-tape her mouth shut so she couldn't flap her yap and make her ears move.
I wonder if the tattoo and the nose piercing are part of an attempt to get out of her Disney contract.
It's a tracking number from the CDC, they're trying to keep her out of the gene pool.
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God,not this possum eating hillbilly prostitot chipmunk from hell...my apologies to all the hillbillies and chipmunks...I know she is an insult...I could not even read her bullshit statements..why do I loathe this non-talent, overpaid, fake as hell, diva as the day is long..byatch...let me count the ways. She is so not worth ANYTHING like most overpaid Hollywood sluts....what an annoying piece of shit she is...and wrinkles on your neck at 17, wtf is up with that????
I don't ever listen to her "music" so I don't know how badly she sings, but her speaking voice drives me up the wall!
BTW i look at that profile and think "old man of the mountain."
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